02x25 - Chip Off The Old Block

[bunniefuu]

[Rooster crow]

Theme song:
he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He even mucks about
with those who cannot bleat

Keep it in mind,
he's one of a kind

Oh, life's a treat
with shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

-He's shaun the sheep
-he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He doesn't miss a trick
or ever lose a beat

Lose a beat

Perhaps one day you'll find a way

To come and meet
with shaun the sheep

Oh, come and bleat
with shaun the sheep

-[Toy squeaks]
-sing-song voice] la-la-la! Weee!

Weee!

-Maa! Maa!
-Weee!

[Gasps]

Ha-ha! He-he-he!

-[Toy squeaks]
-maa!

[Giggles] hey-hey-hey!

[Whistles a tune]

Ahh. [Giggles]

Maaa!

Hmm.

-[Loud rumble]
-maaa!

-[Nervous bleating]
-[toy squeaks]

Waaaaaaa! Waaaaaa!

[The farmer whistles]

Hmm... [Grunts]

[Scattered bleating]

[Hums a tune]

Aye.

-[Whistles]
-aruh!

Ooh! [Mutters]

Aruh.

Hmm... Aye-aye.

Aruh?

Hmm. Uh-uh.

Rar. Aruh?

Mmmm.

-Uh-uh.
-Rrrrarr...

Hmmm....

-[Bitzer] aruh?
-[The farmer] ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha!

-Ooh!
-[Sighs]

-[The farmer] h*-h*-h*.
-[Bitzer] aruh?

Hey-hey.

-Oooh!
-[The farmer chuckles]

Ah.

[Hums a tune]

[Groans]

[Loud drum and base plays]

Huh?

[Sighs]

-[The farmer] aye-aye.
-[Bitzer] oooh.

Up.

[Mutters]

Hm? Hmm.

-Huh.
-[Music off]

Baa!

Aye.

-[Soft music plays]
-eh?

Maa!

Oooo!

Aruh?

Yaaaaaa!

-Hm?
-[Clattering]

-[The pigs oink]
-aaaaaaaargh!

[Thud!]

-[Splat]
-aruh!

[Snort and snigger]

-[Soft music plays, switches off]
-mm-mm! Huh!

[A waltz plays]

Agh! Oooh.

[Groans] ohh! Aruf.

Aruh.

Oh, aye.

Hmm. [Mutters]

[Waltz continues to play]

Hm?

Mm...

Hmm, ah. Ohh!

Ha-ha! Ta-da!

Aruh. Rar?

Hmm. Eh? Ha-ha.

Oh, aye-aye-aye.

[Gasps]

-[Bitzer] ohh. Aruh? Aruh, aruh.
-[The farmer] huh?

[Gasps and shouts]

Raff-raff-raff!

Maa! Maa!

[Both bleating]

[Spy music]

Maaa!

Maaa!

[Scattered bleating]

[Crack!]

[Nervous bleating]

-[All bleating]
-ooo!

Maaa!

[Giggles]

Maa!

-[Baby] waaaaaa! Waaaaa!
-[Shaun] ooo!

-[Toy squeaks]
-maa!

[General bleating]

-[Crack!]
-Oooh!

Baaa!

[All gasp]

[Worried bleating]

[Loud rumble]

Maa...

[Tinkling music]

Maa! Maa!

-Maaa!
-[General bleating]

Aruh!

Aruh.

[Mutters]

[Mutters] hmm. [Gasps]

Ohhh!

Aruh?

Aruh. Aruh-aruh.

[Muttering]

[All sniggering]

[The farmer
muttering and grunting]

-[Boing]
-oooh!

[Bitzer grunting and groaning]

Aruh! Rar! Aruh!

-[Scattered bleating]
-[all] hmm?

[Bitzer] aruh! Aruh!

All better. Huh. Sign here.

Rar-rar-rar-rar!

Uh-uh-uh.

Rar-rar-ruh?

-[Bitzer] rar -
-[the vet] uh-huh!

Ar... Rar-rar-rar-rar!

-[The vet] hmph.
-[Bitzer] rar-rar-rar!

-Aruh?
-[The farmer laughs]

Huh. Huh?

Oh.

Aruh.

[All] ohh...

Ah.

Oooh.

Tsk. [Sighs]

[Hums a tune, then whistles]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hm. Hm.

-[Squeals]
-huh?!

Ooh! [Squeals]

[Loud whistle]

Ooh! [Chuckles]

There you go. Oh. Aye.

[Both snort]

[Laughing and snorting evilly,
nervous bleating]

Eee-eee.

[Snorts]

[Sighs]

Aruh.

Aruh?

[Gasps] rar!

Rar-rar.

Rar-rar-rar.

[Squeals]

[Chuckles] what?

Huh? [Sighs]

Aruh! Rar-rar-rar.

-[The pig squeals]
-[shaun] whoa!

-[Squeals with laughter]
-[shaun sighs]

Ah. Oooh. Ohh! Hey!

Rar-rar-rar-rar!

Oi! Go away!

Aruh.

[Sighs]

Weeee!

[Slurps]

[All squealing]

-Brrrrr!
-[Bitzer barking]

The pigs squealing and snorting]

Aruh. Aruh. Rarrr...

Rarrrrr....! Ooh!

Ow! Whoa!

[Muffled cries]

Eee-eee-eee!

[Loud munching]

Oooh! Weee!

[Grunts] aruh. Aruh.

Weee!

[Loud rock music plays]

[Burps]

[Squealing and snorting]

[Glass shatters]

[Glass shatters]

Maa!

Aruh? Aruh.

Maa!

-[The lady] yikes!
-[Shaun sighs]

[Chuckles]

Ooh.

[Shop bell tinkles]

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

[Beeps]

Aye. [Gasps]

-Huh? Ohh!
-"[The pigs squealing]"

Ohh!

[Shouts] ohh!

[Starts engine, loud techno music
plays, tyres screech]

-[Horn blasts, tyres screech]
-[all gasp and squeal]

[Car door slams,
the farmer shouting]

Aruh.

-Arr.
-[The pig squeals]

-Weee-weee-weee-weee-weee!
-[The farmer] ohh! Oh!

Grrrrr...!

[Farmer shouts, the pigs squeal]

-[The farmer] huh?
-[Bitzer] aruh!

Ah.

[Grunts]

Aye-aye-aye.

Rar.

-[Shaun] maa.
-[Bitzer] aruh.

[Giggles]

Raff-raff!

Aruh.

Maa!

[Loud electrical whir]

Aye.

[Gasps]

Whoa-oo-oa?!

[Mutters]

[Whirring continues]

Why? Argh!

[Shouts]

-[Clunk]
-aruh? Aruh.

[Sobs]

Huh?

Aye. Ooh!

Ahh!

Yeah. Hmm.

[Sawing noise
and the farmer whistles]

Baa!

[Hums a tune]

-[The farmer chuckles]
-[clunking, then squeaking]

-Aye. [Chuckles]
-[clunking, then squeaking]

-[Clunking, then squeaking]
-[chuckles]

-[Clunk!]
-Hmph.

[Electrical whir]

[Ding!]

Hmm. Aye.

[Loud clunking, then squeaking]

[Clunking, then squeaking]

[Clunking, then squeaking]

-[Clunking, then squeaking]
-[all bleat]

-[Clunking, then squeaking]
-[all bleat]

-[Clunking, then squeaking]
-[all bleat]

[Clunking, squeaking
and bleating continues]

-Whoa!
-[All gasp]

-[Clunking and squeaking stops]
-[all cheering]

Haa... Haa...

-[Anxious bleating]
-whoa!

Eeee!

Whoa!

[The baby giggles]

Baaaa!

Baaaa!

-[The mother] baa!
-[The baby] weeee!

Whoa!

Ohh!

[Giggles]

Baaa-baa! Baaa-baaa!

Whoa-h*-h*!

[Giggles]

Baaaaa! Baaaa!

Weeeee! Weeee-heee!

Whoa!

[Fairground music]

[Scattered bleating]

Baaa!

Baaa!

Baaaa!

-Aye.
-[Tv commentary]

[Fairground music]

[Both cheering]

-[Fishing reel noise]
-maa! Maa! Maa!

[Commentary in slow motion]

What?

Ohhhh!

-[Ping!]
-Maaa!

-[Scattered bleating]
-maa!!

Huh? [Mutters, then shouts]

-Maa! Maa!
-[All whispering]

[Loud bleating]

[Shouting]

-[Commentary backwards]
-huh? Ohh!

[All grunting]

-[Pings]
-[scattered bleating]

-[Normal commentary]
-ohh!

Ooh. Baa!

Hm?

Baa.

Oooh! Maa.

Maa. [Gasps]

Oooh!

[Both shouting]

Huh?!

[Commentary backwards
and forwards]

[Giggles] whoa!

[Commentary backwards
and forwards]

[Giggles]

Oooh! Whee!

[Speeded up commentary]

-[Sizzling]
-huh?

[Shouting]

[Frightened bleating]

[Grunting and muttering]

Aye.

Aruh? Rar.

Aye.

-Maa?
-Aruh?

Aruh. Rar.

[Scattered bleating]

Aruh. [Blows]

Maa!