02x07 - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

[bunniefuu]

[Rooster crow]

Theme song:
he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He even mucks about
with those who cannot bleat

Keep it in mind,
he's one of a kind

Oh, life's a treat
with shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

-He's shaun the sheep
-he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He doesn't miss a trick
or ever lose a beat

Lose a beat

Perhaps one day you'll find a way

To come and meet
with shaun the sheep

Oh, come and bleat
with shaun the sheep

[The farmer sings opera]

[Water running]

[Sings a high note]

Ahh. Ohh!

Hmmm...

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Mmm.

Ha-ha! Mmm...

-[Coughs]
-[phone rings]

[Coughs, high-pitched voice,
clears throat] hello.

"[Squeaky woman's voice]"

[Laughs] bye. Love you.

Bye-bye. [Chuckles]

Aye.

Aye-aye-aye.

[Soul music plays]

[All tittering]

Ooh!

-Off!
-Maaa!

[Whistles]

-Rar-rar!
-Agh!

-Aruh!
-[Shouts]

[Wind whistles]

-Aargh!
-Aruh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Splosh!]

[Mutters]

Aruh.

Ohh!

Ooh! [Mutters]

Ah. [Mutters]

Aruh! Rar!

[General tittering]

Maaa! Maaa!

Maaa... Huh?

-[Parp!]
-[Titters]

Aruh-rar-rar! Rar-rar... Aruh?

[Tweets]

Arf. Aruh...

Ah. Ah. Hmm...

Mmmm....

Ah-ha-ha!

[Tweets]

[Scattered bleating]

Rar?

[Cooing]

-Maa!
-[Laughs] rar-rar-rar!

[General bleating]

[Thud!]

-[Wind whistles]
-eh?

Tsk. Hmm.

[Sniffs]

Miih. Miih.

[Gulps, then burps] miih.

Aruh... Ah-haw.

-[Click, click, click]
-aaaah.

[Metallic rattling]

Aruh.

-[The goat] grrrrr...!
-[Bitzer] aruuuuuuhhh...

-[Pop!]
-Aruh!

[Whistles overhead]

[Teeth chattering]

Aruh...

-[Engine whines, horn toots]
-aruh?

Aruh...

[Hums a tune] oh.

-[Squeaking]
-huh.

-[Shaun] eugh!
-[Bitzer] aruh?

[Toy squeaks]

Aruh?

Aruh...

Baaaa!

-[Shaun] maa!
-[Bitzer] aruh? [Gasps]

Rar!

[Shatters]

Rar-rar...

Mmm...

-Ahh.
-[Doorbell rings]

Ooh. Ohh!

[Gasps] oh! Oh!

[Thud!] Ooh! Oh, oh, aye.

[Doorbell rings]

[Mutters] ohh...

-Ohh!
-[Rings doorbell]

Aye, aye! [Mutters]

Ahh... Ha-ha!

-[Gasps]
-ohh. Aye, aye.

-Aye.
-[Pants]

[Doorbell rings]

Ha-ha-ha!

-[The lady] argh!
-[The farmer] oh? Ooh.

[Tyres screech]

Hey! What? Oh.

[Bitzer] aruh.

Tsk.

-Aruh...
-Hm?

[Gasps] oh? Ohh!

Ahh...

Rar-rar.

[Soul music plays]

Mm-mm-mm-mm.

Ha-hah!

[Slurps]

Rar. Rar.

[Slurps, then giggles]

[Scattered bleating]

[Suspense music]

Hmm. Hmm...

Hm-mm.

[Scattered bleating]

[Doorbell rings]

-[Shaun grunts]
-[the farmer] oh.

Aye.

[Sniffs, then slurps]

Baa.

Aruh.

Mmm.

[Bleating and giggling]

[Loud chomping]

[Gulps]

Aruh?! Rar-rar-raff!

Raff-raff-raff! Rarrrr...!

[All bleating]

-[Whoosh!]
-Maa!

[Whoosh!]

Huh?

Uh. [Sighs]

-[Shaun clears throat]
-[the boy] mm?

Aruh.

[Dramatic music]

[Uplifting music]

[Slurps]

[Baby squeals]

Maaa!

-Weeeee! Whoa!
-[Boing!]

Weeee!

-Maa!
-[All bleating]

Ohh!

Rar...

Huh?!

[Slurps, then burps]

[Burps]

[All burp]

[Squawks]

Maaa, maaa!

[Air whooshes]

-[All gasp]
-[dramatic music]

[Whoosh! Whoosh!]

[Grunts]

Ohh!

Phew!

Ohh!

[All cheering and bleating]

Baa! Ooh?

[Anxious bleating]

Maaa!

-[All bleating]
-weeeee!

Weeee! Sheesh.

-[Church bells toll]
-[gasps]

-[Dramatic music]
-[tyres screech]

Baa!

[Gasps]

[Tyres screech]

[Whoosh! Whoosh!]

[Whimpers]

[Bells continue tolling]

[Squeaks]

Phew!

[Creaks, then whoosh]

[Mutters]

[Thud!]

Oooh!

[Air-brakes hiss]

[Fast-paced music]

[Bell dings]

Aruh. Aruh?

Rarrrr...!

[Gasps]

[Whimpers]

[Whistles]

[Fast-paced music]

[Scattered bleating]

[Loud sobs]

-Ooh.
-[Toy squeaks]

[Hums a tune]

Aye.

Aruh, aruh, aruh...

Ohh.

Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...

Ah. Aruh...

Hup! Ohh. Ow!

-[Metallic clunk]
-huh?

-[Clunk!]
-Huh?!

[Gasps]

[Whoosh!]

-[The lady] huh?
-[The farmer] uh?

-Huh!
-Ohh!

[Both shout]

Aruh?

[Both tittering]

Maa! Maa!

[Crows, then whistles]

-[Evil laugh]
-aruh! Aruh, aruh.

[Snores]

[Mutters] ha!

[Clattering and banging]

[Yawns]

[Clears throat] c*ck-a-doodle-do!

[Scattered bleating]

-c*ck-a-doodle-do!
-Aye. Huh?

c*ck-a... [Coughs]

[Scattered bleating]

Mmm...

[Loo flushes]

[Zips up, then sighs]

[Gargles, then clears throat]

c*ck-a-doodle-do! Bawk!

Bawk! Bawk, bawk, bawk!
Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

[Gasps]

[Evil laugh, muffled crowing]

Maa!

-[Gasps]
-aruh...

[Evil laugh, then licks lips] mm.

Aruh. Ow.

-[Shaun] maa?
-[Bitzer] aruh-aruh.

[Fast-paced music]

Auh. Rarrr... [Sniffs]

Rar-rar!

Maa!

[Snoring and muttering]

[Whistles, then snores]

Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

-[The fox] huh?
-[The c*ck] bawk! Bawk!

Bawk...

[Sniffs] raff! Raff!

Raff-raff-raff! Raff!

-Aruh.
-Argh!

Oooh!

Grrrr...!

-[The rabbit shouting]
-[bitzer] raff-raff!

Oi!

-[Muffled] bawk, bawk, bawk.
-[Evil laugh]

[Door shuts]

-[The fox] hup!
-[The c*ck] bawk!

[Mutters]

Ah-ha!

[Sighs]

Rarr-rarr. [Sniffs] rarr-rarr.

Raff-raff-raff!

Maa!

Raff! Rar...

[Sighs] hmm...

Eee!

Aruh? Aruh?

Huh!

Maa!

Grrrrr...!

[Ding!]

[Hums a tune]

[Gasps] aruh!

-[Bitzer] grrrrrr...
-[Shaun] shh!

[Licks lips and laughs]

-[Crack!]
-Ohh.

Huh?

Hm.

Shhh!

-[Parp!]
-Hey?!

[Wind whistles]

Huh.

[Leaves rustling]

Aruh.

[Door opens, then closes]

Aruh. Aruh.

Aruh? Aruh? Aruh.

Mmmm.

Maa!

[Bubbling]

[Hums and laughs]

[Evil laugh]

-[Doorbell rings]
-huh? Ugh!

[Footsteps]

[Sighs]

-Ooh!
-[Romantic music]

Baawk! Baawk! Baawk!
Bawk bawk! Bawk!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Ahh.

Ahh! [Slurps]

-[Evil laugh]
-aruh! Aruh!

Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

[Fast-paced music]

Bawk! Bawk!

Maa! Maa!

Bawk! Bawk!

Maa!

Bawk-bawk-bawk!
[Coughs] c*ck-a-doodle-do!

Hey?

c*ck-a-doodle-do!

Hey! Ha-ha!

[Yawns]

Huh? [Shouts]

[Panting]

Ha! [Shouting]

[Gasps]

[Shouting]

Aaargh!

-Maa!
-[Scattered bleating]

Ooh?

[All giggling]

Mwah!

Maaa!