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02x19 - Two's Company

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shaun the Sheep". Aired: 5 March 2007 – 3 December 2021.*
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Shaun, an unusually clever sheep, lives with his flock at Mossy Bottom Farm, a traditional small northern English farm.

02x19 - Two's Company

Post by bunniefuu »

[Rooster crow]

Theme song:
he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He even mucks about
with those who cannot bleat

Keep it in mind,
he's one of a kind

Oh, life's a treat
with shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

-He's shaun the sheep
-he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He doesn't miss a trick
or ever lose a beat

Lose a beat

Perhaps one day you'll find a way

To come and meet
with shaun the sheep

Oh, come and bleat
with shaun the sheep

-[Scattered bleating]
-aruh. Aruh.

[General bleating]

Aruh...

Aruh!

Aruh? Huh.

Aruh? [Gasps] aruh!

Aruh!

Raff-raff-raff!

-[Sniffs]
-[scattered bleating]

Rowf-rowf-rowf!

[Taps squeak]

[Sniffs] bleurgh!

[Scattered bleating]

Poo!

Huh.

[Splash!]

Baaa!

[Bubbling]

-[Clears throat]
-[gasps]

Baa.

Maa.

[Gasps] ooo.

Maaa.

[General chuckling]

Hm?

[Gasps] huh...

Maaa.

[General tittering]

[Pants]

Aruh?

Uh-uh.

Aruh?

Ewe.

[Fast-paced music]

Whoa!

Aye?

[Giggling]

[General cackling]

[Branch creaks]

[Gasps] ooo!

Baaa!

[Oinking and chuckling]

[Splat!]

[Fast-paced music]

Aruh! Aruh!

Aruh?

Aruh.

Rar...

Rar! Rar! Rar! Rar!

[Air-brakes hiss, then bell dings]

-[Scattered bleating]
-[shaun gasps]

[Bell dings]

Ewe.

[Giggles]

Mee-mee.

Ohh.

[Beeps]

"[Roaring]"

Shh!

Hm?

"[Loud roar]"

"[Screeching]"

-Maaaa!
-Baaaa!

[Hums]

[Fast-paced music]

-Hm?
-[Tyres screech]

-Oh.
-[Whistles hard]

Aruh...

[Sawing noise]

[Sizzling and clunking]

[Squeaking and clunking]

Baa!

[Scattered bleating]

-Maa!
-[Giggles]

-Maaa.
-Ooo.

[Giggles]

-Mmmmm...
-[Gasps]

Mm?

-[Sorrowful music]
-rar.

Maaa!

Maaa!

Baaa!

Aruh?

Rar.

Rar...

Maa.

[Sniffs, then blows]

[Scattered bleating]

Bawk, bawk, bawk.

[Disco music plays in distance]

[Yawns]

-Bawk!
-Aruh?

[General clucking]

[Sighs] rarrr...

Maa!

[Horn-like noise]

Maa.

[Needle scratches on record,
music stops]

Rar.

Bawk.

Aruh.

Bawk.

[Scattered bleating]

Rar.

[Sighs]

-Uh?
-[Tyres screech]

-[Tyres screech]
-ohh!

-Whoaaaaa!
-[Wood shatters]

Ohh...

[Gasps]

Mm... Er... Aye.

Ohh!

-[Electrical whir]
-aye.

Oh.

Ah.

There you are. Ha-ha-ha.

[Clunk!]

[General giggling]

Rrrrrrr... Rowf! Rar-rar-rar!

-[Giggling continues]
-shh!

[Silence]

[Sniffs]

Maaa!

Aruh...

-[General snoring]
-ohh... Ohh...

Aruh...

Hmm...

[Clicks hoof]

[Spy music]

[Grunts]

-[Scattered bleating]
-ooo!

Huh?

[Beeps]

[Computer keys click, then beep]

-[Gasps]
-[coins rattle]

Oh?

Hm?

Uh-huh.

Grrr...

Argh! Oh. Oh.

Oooh!

Mm. Huh? Huh.

Baaa.

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

-Aruh...
-[Vehicle approaches]

-[Horn hoots]
-[splash!]

Aruh...

[Air-brakes hiss]

[Sighs] aruh.

[Mechanical whir]

[Scattered bleating]

-Baa!
-Maa!

Baaa!

Hm...

Eh?

Baa!

[Metallic squeaking]

-Hm...
-[Creaking]

Hm... Bohh!

[Embarrassed giggle]

Baaa!

Aye, aye, aye. Mwah!

[Hums]

-[Circus music plays]
-huh?

Oh.

Oh.

Aruh.

[Pants] rar...

Aruh! Grrr... Raff-raff-raff!

Erm...

-Hm.
-Raf! Aruh?

Rar-rar-rar.

-[The farmer] uh?
-[Bitzer] rar!

Ah, ha-hah.

[Gasps] rar!

Uh. Oh?

Rar!

-Grrr...
-[Scattered bleating]

Rar-rar.

[Beeps]

[Disco music plays]

[General bleating]

[Train whistle blows]

Aruh.

[Slurps]

[Hums] hmph! Hm.

Oh. Hey.

-[Car horn honks]
-huh?

-[Horn honks]
-get out of it!

Hm.

-Oi! Oi!
-[Scattered bleating]

Hey! Oh.

Ah. [Chuckles]

Aruh. [Gasps]

Ohh! Aruh!

Hmm...

Ah.

Arrup.

[Sighs]

Hey-hey!

Aye. Oh. Ah.

-There!
-[Horn honks]

Get out of it!

There.

Aruh.

-[Panting]
-[scattered bleating]

[Whistles hard]
rowf!

[Whistles]
rowf!

Rar.

Rowf.

Hmm... Dah!

Grrrr...!

Huh. Aye, aye, aye.

-[Rings]
-ohh!

-Hello.
-"[Woman's voice]"

Hmm. Hm.

Aye, aye, aye.

[Laughs] aye, aye.

-Aye.
-[Dramatic music]

Oh.

Aargh!

Rar-rar-rar.

-[Gasps]
-maaa!

Aruh? Aruh.

-[Loud dance music]
-[grunts]

[Whistles hard]

[Panting]

Maa! Maa!

[Grunts]

Uh-uh.

Aruh? Huh?

[Whistles hard]

[Grunts]

Rowf, rowf, rowf!

-Maa.
-Rowf.

Maa.

Maa.

Maaa!

Maa!

-Rar-rar!
-Whoa!

Aye, aye, aye.

Rar-rar.

[Panting]

[Whistles hard]

[Hooves thunder]

Da-da!

Uh?

Aye-aye.

Rar.

Hmm.

Rar.

Rowf.

c*ck-a-doodle-doo!

[Gentle snoring]

Aruh.

[Whistles hard]

[Short whistles]

[Scattered bleating]

Aruh.

Maaa.

Aruh? Aruh.

Maa... Maaa!

[Hums] hey-hey!

Mmmm...

Rar!

Hey!

Psst! Hey, hey.

Maaa.

-Maaa.
-Rar.

Hey, hey!

-Waaaa!
-[Squelch!]

Rar.

[Giggles]

Grrr...!

[Loud footsteps]

Rar?

Maaa.

Aruh? [Gasps] aruh.

[Gasps]

[Water splashing]

[Whistles]

[Water bubbling]

Eurgh!

[Gasps]

Rar.

Grrrrrr...!!

Aruh...

Hmmm...

[Car horn]

Ah.

[Grunts]

Ha-ha.

[Sighs]

Ooh, eh...

Ah.

Hmm?

[Whistles]

-Rowf!
-[The farmer] oi!

-[Panting]
-oi, oi!

Arrup!

-[Mechanical whir]
-aruh?

Ohh.

Ohh.

Rar, rar.

[The farmer whistles,
scattered bleating]

[Sighs]

[Scattered bleating]

Baaa!

[Munching]

-[Horn honks]
-aruh?

Aruh.

Aruh...