02x33 - Blondie the Spy-cat

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪

[suspenseful music]
[bird tweets]
Buffycats, it's movie time!
Wow! What are we watching, Milady?

Never Say Meow Again.

[all groan] No! This is the tenth time.

But it's Jane Blondie, the spy cat,

at her best.

It's going to be pawesome, you'll see.
[other cats sigh]
[slinky electric guitar riff]

[Blondie]
My name is Blondie.

[both] Jane Blondie.
[chuckles]
[they laugh]
[Milady grunts]
[they laugh]
Hmm! [scoffs]
[chuckles]
[door creaks]

-[gasps]

-[toy laughs]

You're just a doll. I'm not scared of you.
[grunts]
A trap like that can't catch me.
I'm a top-tier spy cat.
Hello, Cat X.

[Cat X, deep voice] Agent Blondie.

Did you bring me the alien device?

Mission accomplished. Here it is.
Well done.

From this moment on,

it will not fall into the wrong paws.

[grunts]

[Cat X] Because it already has!

[laughs evilly]

Meow. Meow!
[Cat X laughs]
[man purrs]
[slurps]
Cat X is the real bad guy!

-[cats snore]

-Oh!


-They fell asleep during the best part.

-[walkie-talkie beeps]


-[Milady] Huh?

-[Blondie]
Secret message to all spy cats.

Huh? I…
I am a spy cat.

[Blondie]
Meet me at the abandoned

building. I need a laser pointer.

[giggles]

The call said to come here…

but this place is empty.


-[glass shatters]

-Huh?


There
is
someone.

[pants]
[dramatic music]
I can't believe it! It's really you!
Yes. My name is Blondie… Jane Blondie.
Don't make me do this the hard way.
You'll never catch me!
[grunts]
[yells]
Uh!
You got me! But I won't tell you anything.
If only I had a laser pointer…
Oh, yeah. The laser pointer. Here it is!
Ah!
[Milady grunts]
Come on, kitty, catch the red dot.
[giggles]
[excited purring]
Ooh!
Hmm? Meow! [giggles]
Ooh! [purrs]
[grunts] Thank you.
I can get him to talk with this.

But what does he know that's so important?

He's just one of the Cats in Black.


-[gasps]

-Leave Agent K alone.


-[Cats in Black] Milady?

-Hmm.

Hi, Z. Hi, M.
And… who are you?
My name is Blondie… Jane Blondie.
[worried grunts]

Cats in Black, you better confess.

I know you have super secret information.

[worried grunts]
[excited grunts]
[all meow]
[all groan]
Alright. We know that there is…
A new type of lollipop for sale in town.
Yeah. And it's… cat treat flavored.
Let's see if they're telling the truth.
[whooshing]
A-ha! My fur's turned pink.
That means you lied.
Not bad, spy cat. What's your code name?
Hah! Agent Milady.

Thanks to Agent Milady,

you have to tell the truth.


Or do you want me

to use the red dot again?

[all] No-no-no. Not the red dot!
[laughs]

We were looking for an alien device

that fell to Earth.

It crashed, but remained operational.

If it ends up in the wrong paws, it could

be used to conquer the human world.

An alien device.

Alright. Agent Milady and I

will take care of this.

Me?
Of course. You did quite good.

Do you want to be my assistant,

Agent Milady?

Hmm!

It would be a dream come true.

What is the mission?

[accordion music]

Strange things are happening in this town,

Agent Milady.


And I think that alien device

has something to do with it.

You think someone's using it for evil?
There's only one way to find out.
Huh? [gasps]

I'm on a secret mission with Blondie!

What a thrill!

[breathes deeply]
[grunts]

-Shh!

-Huh?

[Milady] Hmm.
[man meows]
[meowing]
Humans are behaving like… cats.
[slurps]
[happy meow]
[meows]
[sleepy meow]
[engine rumbles]
Watch out, Blondie!
Thank you, Agent Milady.

Things are not just weird,

they're also very dangerous.

Hey! I've seen that human before.

He was hypnotized by Cat X

with an alien device.


Agent Milady,

do you think Cat X is behind this?

There's only one way to find out.
[spy movie music]

Let's follow the human. I have a feeling

he'll lead us to the answer we need.

Huh? Oh!
[moans]
[meows]
[meows]
He walked into the garden of this villa.
I know this place. Here lives…
[meows]
Look!
[purrs]

You were right, Agent Milady.

Cat X is behind all this.


We got you, Cat X.

Surrender immediately and show yourself.

[hisses]
Who dares disturb me?

Blondie, I know him. It's Boss.

The biggest prankster cat in town.


But he can't be the super villain

we're looking for.

Cat X.

You hypnotized humans

with that alien device. Now give it to us.


I found this and it's mine.

Why should I give it to you?


Boss, please understand.

It's too dangerous. Give it to us.

Don't even think about it!

Since I found this, humans have been

purring at me, cuddling me

and bringing me milk.
[whirring]
Get rid of these two kitties!
Agent Milady, ready for a team-up?
I was born ready, Agent Blondie!
[both] Ha!
Huh?
[gasps, groans]
Hey!
[both] Mission accomplished! Ha!
[beeps]
Huh?
What happened?
W-w-what are we doing here?
[confused yelling]
[annoyed meow] Oh, no!
Give it back to me now, spy cat!
I'm more than just a spy cat.
My name is Blondie, Jane Blondie.
[laughs]
Okay, okay… [mocking] Jane Blondie.
Give me that thing back!
[all] Huh?
What's happening?
[worried grunt]
Hello, Astricat.
You know this alien cat?

She's one of my furry fellows.

We can trust her.

Thank you for activating the tracker.
[whirring]
I've been looking for it for days.

If this alien device is yours,

I'll be happy to return it to you.

Oh! Hmm…

I hope my watch didn't cause you

too much trouble.

[both] It's a watch?
A multifunction watch.

The problem is that on certain planets

it can have unpredictable effects.


Keep talking, ladies.

In the meantime, I'm taking the ship.


Look. The watch also allows me

to remotely control my spaceship.

[beeping]
[Boss grunts]
[Boss yowls]
[meows]
[Boss] Hey! Help!

And it has many other functions,

such as a hypnotic sleep effect.

[gasps]
[whirring]
[yawns] Whoa!
Agent Milady, you okay?
I feel so sleepy…
[whimpers]
[yelps]
Ha! Ha!
[groans]
What happened, my furry fellows?

Well, you fell asleep

while watching the movie, Milady.

No way, Lampo. I remember the whole thing.

In fact, I was on a mission

with Jane Blondie.


Huh? Huh!

Maybe it was all a dream, Milady.

Come on, Buffycats. Let's go play outside.
A dream?
How could I have just dreamed everything?
Milady? Will you come and play?
[laughs]
[projector whirrs]
[slinky electric guitar riff]

Ha!
[laughs]