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02x44 - Super Cat Mission

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "44 Cats". Aired: 12 November 2018 – 7 February 2021.*
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Follows the adventures of four kittens who make up a musical group called the Buffycats.

02x44 - Super Cat Mission

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[upbeat music]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪


Come on, Buffycats!

This is a perfect day for ice skating!

Whoa! Ooh! Uh…
Uh… [sighs in relief]

I mean, a perfect day

to learn how to ice skate! [giggles]

Or to stay warm and enjoy a snack!
Yum. So many delicious doughnuts.
Come on, Meatball.

After you get some exercise,

the doughnuts will taste much better.

Oh, look, the Buffy-losers can't skate!
[laughs]

What do you want, Boss?

We were just having fun!

You don't know how to have fun on the ice.

Probably can't even play

a game of "Ice Cat."

[chuckles]
"Ice" what?

Ice Cat.

A sport where you win with speed.

Ooh! My basket!

-Ugh! Grit.

-And cleverness!

Qualities we obviously have!

Up to no good, as always.

Give us our basket.

Sure, Buffy-losers.

After I tell you the rules

of a game of Ice Cat.


Don't worry, Buffycats,

I'll get our basket back.

[laughs]

Rule number one,

use your tail to toss the ball.


Rule number two,

don't let the other team catch the ball.

[gasps]

Rule number three,

pass the ball to your team-mates.


Rule number four, put the ball

in the hole to score and win the game.

Oh, lovely snack! Oh, beloved doughnuts!

-A cruel fate has kept us apart!

-[thud]


What's wrong?

Don't like flash-frozen doughnuts?


-[laughs]

-[chuckles] Frozen doughnuts!

You've gone too far!
What are you gonna do, Lampo?
OK, Boss… Whoa! Ooh!
We challenge you to a game of Ice Cat.
Oh, really?

You don't stand a chance

against Blister and Scab.

They have a great coach. Me.
And the Buffycats have a great coach. Me!

Fine! We'll compete on the frozen lake.

May the best cats win.

I mean, us.
[laughter]
Lampo, you did it again!

You think you can solve any problem

with a challenge?


We're not champion Ice Cats

like Boss, Blister and Scab.

I've got a Buffy-brainstorm.

Let's skip the challenge

and go eat some tasty cat treats.

[laughs]

I'm sure we'll… we'll… we'll…

we'll figure something out.


Wow! Look at Lola!

She can skate meowtifully!

[Lampo] Hey, Lola! You're pawesome!
Thanks, Lampo.

Actually, it's easy for me.

Skating is like dancing.

Unfortunately, we're not as good as you.
But if we got that good,

we could win the Ice Cat competition

against bossy Boss.

Whoa! Can you teach us how to skate, Lola?

Sure, my furry fellows.

I'll be your teacher.


Skating takes grace, calm

and a light touch.

Toes together, then toes apart.
Slow, smooth motions.

The mountain trail is the perfect place

to practice what you learned.


-Milady, will you lead our dance?

-Huh?

[gasps, whimpers]
It's not swimming, Milady.
[whimpers]
It's not riding a bike either, Pilou.
Come on, my furry fellows, follow me.
Like I said, skating is like dancing.
Grace, calm and a light touch.

I put my furry fellows in this situation.

I gotta show them we can win!

Uh… Uh…
Oh! Oh, no.
Argh! I'm outta control!
Milady, remember.

-Grace, calm and a light touch.

-[Lampo yells]

[Milady and Lampo yell]
Whoa!
Meowtiful!
Way to go, Buffycats!

You've proven yourselves

to be expert skaters.


And I'm sure our coach has already planned

our team strategy! Right, Lampo?


Well, I… Of-Of course!

Oh, yes, Lola. Yes.

Ooh! [chuckles nervously]
[sighs] I'm not sure I can do it.

But I have to look confident

for my furry fellows.

Otherwise we won't win.
Oh, my meatballs!

Let's hope we don't look silly

in front of all these cats.

We'll work it out, right, Lampo?

Um… Yes, Buffycats.

We've been training a lot.

Of course we can win this!
[Lampo] Uh…
Here are the Buffy-losers.
[laughs scornfully]

See, Buffycats? That's where you

have to sink the ball to score points.

Not that you'll get a chance! [laughs]
Don't meow for victory too soon, Boss.
What's our first move, Lampo?

Come on, Lampo,

it's time to encourage the team.

[clears throat]

I think we better start with Pilou

and Meatball taking the field.


You heard the coach!

Come on, let's go for it!


You just have to get the ball

and… score.

Yes… score.

Treasure what you've learned

during your training

and no one will be able to stop you.
[both] Yeah!

Game on! Meatball and Pilou against

Blister and Scab.

Three, two, one… Go!
Ha! You have no chance! [sneers]
Here, Blister!

-I'm taking this!

-Hmm!

Heh.
[grunts]
Oh, my whiskers!

-[thud]

-[grunts]

[pants] I can catch him! I can do it!
I'm here, come and get me! [chuckle]

Don't waste your time! Go and score!

We've gotta win.

[grunts]
[grunts]
[Blister and Scab cheer]
First point for team Boss.
[both laugh]

Don't worry, my furry fellows.

You did great.


Yeah, Lola's right.

Now I need Milady with you, Lola.


All right, Lampo.

Milady, let's show 'em what we've got!

Stop! Your run ends here.
Not at all! How about twirling with me?
Ah!
Ah! Ah! [giggles]
Whoa!
Ah! [giggles]
Up to you, Lola!
Ugh! I can't let Lola and Milady score.

Ha! This water will make the ice more

slippery than they could possibly imagine.

[laughs]
Whoa! [meows]
[grunts, sighs]
[gasps, cheers]

We can overcome anything by skating

gracefully, calmly and with a light touch.

Because…
Skating is like dancing!
[Blister and Scab grunt]
[grunts]
Milady and Lola score! Both teams tied!
No! No! No!
You were both pawesome!
Now, last round to decide winning team.
[grunts] I have to win, no matter what.
Hmm… and I already know how.
Lampo, what's our next move?

Lampo, if you're a true cat's cat,

then challenge me. One on one.

Or are you afraid to face me?
I accept your challenge. I'm ready, Boss.
I'm ready, too. Come on.

Prepare a nice little prank for Lampo,

so that victory will be mine.

We trust you, Lampo.

My furry fellows… the truth is…

I'm terrible at both skating and coaching.


And I don't know if I'll be able

to score the point to make you win.


Lampo, we know you'll do your best.

And that's all that matters.

Ha.
Great finale!

Lampo and Boss, the two coaches,

are taking the field. Who will win?

[grunts] Whoa!
Whoa! [grunts]
You're never gonna win.

Maybe. But I'm gonna play this out

to the very end.

Whoa!
Ah!
[grunts] Oh! Hmm!

-[laughs]

-Oh, no! What do I do now?!


Lampo, remember,

skating is just like dancing!

[takes a deep breath]
Right. With grace, calm and a light touch.
Hey!
Perfect timing!

Push, Scab!

Let's clobber Lampo with this snowball.

[snowball whistles through the air]
Uh! What's that? Oh, no!

-[crash]

-[Boss meows]

[moans]
[grunts] Oh!
[grunts]

-Lampo scores victory point!

-[crowd cheers]

[all] Lampo, you did it!

I won thanks to the best furry fellows

a cat could wish for!

I dedicate this victory to you.
[struggles]
Hmm?
[squirrels chitter]
[growls] Hey, you there!

What are you looking at?

I'm not your snowman!

[squirrels laugh]