01x13 - Cat!/Love Doctors

[bunniefuu]

Today, two stupid dogs

disprove the theory of

relativity. Hey, I'm

going dead.

And on the super secret secret

squirrel

done airplanes. They think they own the

road.

Two stupid dogs!

Two stupid dogs! Two stupid dogs!

Hey! Wake up! There's

a cat! Wake up!

You gotta scare it away! Wake

up!

HuhNo!Don't go back to sleep. You

didn't scare the cat. How can you scare

the cat if you go back to sleep?

Hey, I can wake him up.

This should do it. Of course, I should be

careful not to disturb him.

Ow!

Huh

Give yourself up, fingers. You're

surrounded. You ain't taking

me alive, coppers!

Suck on lead, Flatfoot! Oh, yeah!

Take that!

Ha! Yeah, take that!

And that, and that some more!

Yeah! You must do this!

Stupid! Don't know what

I had! Stupid boo-boo face!

Hey! Scare the cat! Scare the cat! Don't

go back to sleep! No!

Huh

I'll dig my way!

There! Now there's no

way that cat's ever gonna get...

I got it! I know how to get past that

cat! Man, what a great idea! This is

such a great idea! I gotta go tell

somebody!

Hey, wake up! What?Man, have I got a

great idea. How to scare off that cat

so I can wake you up so you can scare off

that cat. Great. Hmm

Hey, cat! Hey!Look at me,

I'm a cat, not a puppet. And we can be

friends, you can trust me, because I'm a

cat, not a puppet. And definitely not a

dog. So you should move away from here

because there's another alley over there,

and it's got lots of food in it.

Food?It's over in the other alley.

Are you sure?No. Whoa!

Hey, there's no food over here. You

big, fat, liar cat.

That's it! I'll get past that cat if I

have to fight my way.

oh

Wake up. Huh

Whoa! Whoa! Look at that! I beat

up the cat! I beat up the cat! I

beat up the cat! I'm the one that beat

up the cat!Yeah!

Yeah Whoa, yeah!

I beat up the cat. I

did! No,

I did. Prove it!

Hey, we'll catch up to Secret

Squirrel after this

Super Secret Secret Squirrel

back in business.

Give me ancient magic. Give me the

strength. Give me the might.

Give me the power of me

voodoo.

The voodoo doll is ready. Now all me

need is a person of possession.

Like this nappy pipe. And the chief

of this super secret service is in

me power.

Penny, we have an urgent

situation. Get me, secret

squirrel.

Agent Triple Zero, secret squirrel

reporting for duty, chief. Likewise

me.

Morocco mole. Ohh What sort

of freedom encroaching world crisis is it

this time, chief?Dreadful

tidings, chums. I've searched

everywhere, but I'm afraid I simply

cannot locate my pipe.

Bummer. I suppose it's connectedwith your

inexplicable flying around in the air.

Couldn't say. Fred

Nachi, my super sniffer outer

helmet should have us on the trail of

your pipe pilferer in no time.

I want to do it. I want to do it. Very

well, Morocco, if you insist.

Ooh, man, I feel so high

tech.

We simply set the automatic scent sensors

to sniff out the chief's special

sour cherry-flavored tobacco,

then follow our nose.

It always knows.

We must be getting closer, Morocco.

Keep that nose to the grindstone.

With the Super Secret Service up in the

air, no one can stop me

evil plan.

What's this?A

runny nose, of course.

Secret squirrel, don't come

any closer, man, or your chief

will suffer. Go

ahead. I dare you.

Ha! Is that the best you can do?

And...

Ha! That didn't hurt a bit.

So much for company loyalty, man.

Chief?

A dolly.

Perhaps this will prove more to your

displeasure. You can't

scare me, goat. It takes a personal

possession to make the voodoo work. Me

no. That's why me joined the official

Secret Squirrel fan club, man.

Just 10 bucks tops and me receive me

genuine Secret Squirrel tip.

From now on, we only give out membership

cards.

Oh, yeah?Well, two can do that

voodoo that you do there, pal. Ha!

Don't be a silly man, man. That

cheap team will never work. Besides, you

need a person of possession.

Precisely why I've taken the liberty of

relief you of these.

Gasp! Me thought it'd be feeling a

bit drafty in the hot today.

Oh, Chibi, you're all wet. It's

time to change you. Oh,

no. Take

this! Butt out,

coach. Ouch!

Don't we feel better now that we're all

dry, chiffy wiffy?

Chiffy waltz is diapy

yapy. Let's put our

coat on and go for a walkie.

Walkie, walkie, walkie.

Penny, hold my calls.

Apparently, I'm leaving.

Let's ride in the nice taxi like a

good chiffy. Ohh

And then the chiffy could fly.

Fly, chiffy, fly.

Darn airplanes, they think they own the

room.

Whoa!

Up in the sky. Flying

high. Oopsie.

G-chief, what are you doing here?

Haven't got a clue, old chap. Hold it

right here, Mom. Nobody be moving. On

me fool, you gonna make sure. Super

rodents never need another haircut.

Quick, Morocco. Throw me the chief doll.

Okey-dokey.

Oh, my. Whoa. Ohh

Oh, no. Secret has been

de-headed.

Wait a minute. I'm still attached.

But, Secret, why haven't you

losted your head?

The taste in my mouth tastes

like... My tail tip!

Oh, Chiefy, you're saving Secret's

life. Quite.

And don't call me Chiefy.

Okay. I'll take my

pike back now.

Breckle, bring the prisoner.

Okay. Walkie, walkie,

walkie, walkie.

Oopsie. Walkie,

walkie. Time to do the

splits.

Two stupid dogs. Got a break.

Now on with the show.

Wow. Buffy Zegenhagen.

She's the prettiest girl in the whole

world. She'll never talk to

me.

Hey. What?Maybe you could

just go up to her and say hi. Or

hi, Buffy. Yeah, that's it. Girls like it

when you say their name. But if

she laughs at me, I'll never

talk to her. I'll talk to her.

HuhNo, no, no, you can't.

Well, maybe. OK, just tell her I said

hi. No, hello! Tell her

I said hello! Hello

Hi, doggy. You're

cute.

This will never work. I just know it

won't.

What'd you say?What'd you say?What

did who say?Buffy! Oh,

yeah. She said, You're cute.

I'm cute?

Hey! Buffy, see if the handkin thinks I'm

cute. Oh, gosh, what do I do

now?I can tell her she's cute.

I can never tell her that. I'll tell

her. Hi, doggy.

Hi. Wait! You're

funny. I like you.

What'd she say?What'd she say?She

said I like you. Ohh

Hey! What?What

do I do now?Should I go over there?

Won't you come over here?What?

I'll go see.

Hi, doggy.

Let's play

together.

Well?She said,

Let's play

together. She wants to play

with me?Wow! We can

play together and have fun! But when

she plays with me, Ben doesn't like

me.

Listen, kid, love is the only

chance for happiness you'll ever get

in this life. And if you're going to let

a little thing like rejection stand

in your way, baby, you

might as well just stay right there on

the ground, 'cause people are going to be

walking all over you for the rest

of your life.

OK, I'll do it.