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02x01 - Jerk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "2 Stupid Dogs". Aired: September 5, 1993 – February 13, 1995.*
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Show is about two unnamed dogs—neither of whom, as the title states, is very intelligent—and their everyday misadventures.

02x01 - Jerk

Post by bunniefuu »

I did it. I did it. I

solved the puzzle. Oh boy, oh boy, oh

boy. Give

me that.

Jerk. Jerk. Jerk. You forgot. Jerk. We

came all the way to the Grand Canyon to

do this puzzle and you forgot to glue

Jerk.

None

of this would have happened if you put in

the word jerk. You jerk. You

jerk. You jerk. You

jerk. You jerk. You

jerk. You jerk.

Hey, that voice isn't coming from around

here. It's got to be some guy on the

other side of the Canyon. Oh,

when I get my hands on him.

Come on, pal. Let's go over there and

teach that jerk a lesson.

We got to figure out how to get down

there without k*lling ourselves. We got

to do this. Our honor's at

stake. No doubt about it.

It has to be done. But

how?Hmm

I can't fix it. I can't

fix it.

I've got it. I've got

it.

Wait a minute.

Of course. This humble

marshmallow. How did you ever

think of it?We throw

the marshmallow down the bottom of the

Canyon, then jump on it so we don't get

hurt. Then we go to the other side and

beat up the jerk. Why,

that's brilliant. Just

brilliant. Good work, feet fella.

OK, let's do it.

Marshmallow.

A safe place to sleep. A safe place?A

safe place?Why we're in the safest

place of all. Nature!

A plethora of safetitude. Nothing bad can

happen to us here. So just

relax and go to

sleep. We're completely

safe out here in nature.

Ouch.

Come on, pal, let's go

get that jerk.

We're here. We're here. We are.

Yeah. Now let's go find that jerk. Jerk.

Jerk. Jerk.

Jerk. Hey, why did you call me a jerk?

I didn't. Why did you call me a

jerk?Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk,

jerk, jerk. Hey, now he's on the other

side of the Canyon. Let's go.