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02x08 - Fun!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "2 Stupid Dogs". Aired: September 5, 1993 – February 13, 1995.*
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Show is about two unnamed dogs—neither of whom, as the title states, is very intelligent—and their everyday misadventures.

02x08 - Fun!

Post by bunniefuu »

Oh, I do appreciate your enthusiasm, kind

Sir, but if you'll kindly direct your

attention to our lovely banner.

It says get your hot dogs now.

How quaint. A joke. It says

grand opening tomorrow.

Great. When's tomorrow?In 24

hours.







I can't wait that long.

There's got to be a way to make time move

faster.

Time flies when you're having fun.

That's it. We got to have fun.

But how?I always

enjoy a good joke. Hey, I

got one. Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice.

Is time flying yet?

Nope. I'll tell it

again. Funnier. Why did the orange

stop?Because it ran out

of juice.

Hey, look. It works. Let me tell it

again. This time it'll be

really funny. Why

did the juice run?It wanted to stop the

orange. Uh, I mean,

why did the orange cross the Uh,

that's not right. An orange walks into a

bar and orders juice. No, the

orange had a duck on his head.

What's black and white and orange all

over?A skunk eating pumpkin

pie.

What's so funny, Fatso?

Time ain't flying so fast. We got to

have more fun. Come on.

Wow. Changing cars this way is really

fun.

Yeah. Follow that car.

Dear, I think we're being followed.

Lose them, Henry. Lose them.

Now we're really having fun! Yeah!

Henry!

What do you want from us?

The time.

Boy, look at time fly.

But we need to have more fun.

I don't like it. make this fun. What?!

Do you think you can do better?

What do you do for fun?I eat.

Eating?Of course! Why didn't

I think of that?Let's eat!

No, no Not me! Not me!

I'm hungry. There, there Over

there!

The Promised Land.

Here, pal, have this last apple.

No, thanks. I've had enough fun.

Me too. All this fun makes me

sick.

Whoa, whoa. It's tomorrow. The

fun is over.

Welcome, fast food patrons, to the

grand opening of Cubby's Hot Dog

Show, the greatest

show on Earth. Allow me to

introduce today's entertainment.

We have the Cubby Dog, Double Cubby,

and Ultra Cubby, as well as a

pebblecade of corn dogs, cheese dogs,

chili dogs, and jelly cheese dogs with

corn.

I'm buying these dogs,

the amazing Bratwurst, Darkwurst,

and Ratwurst.

The best worst in the world.

At Company's Hot Dog Show, you don't just

get to have food, you get to have

fun.