01x10 - The Brush in the Stone

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three all new adventures. This calls for

a celebration. The brush in the stone,

an eye for a tooth. And Rainy Day

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Operation Secret Birthday Surprise, Molar

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I love adventure

Nothing's better to me Than

a journey down to direction Or

a close encounter with a dinosaur Oh,

I love adventure

Hope you're ready to see

We're on a roll again

I love

adventure. We'll

slip and slide. With a zippy sun. Go

loop de loop in the moon, yeehaw.

Sailing into the sun. Hope

you wanna have fun.

Hey, come on, everybody. I

love adventure. Nothing's better to

me Than a journey down to the

ocean Or a closing down with a

dinosaur Oh, I

love adventure Good morning!

Hey, hey, hey, time to wake up and smell

the orange juice. So out of bed, you

sleepy heads, and that means you. Now

here's a little something to wake you up.

I don't feel like jumping out of bed and

dancing around like I usually do, brush,

brush.

I think I'll just stay in bed for a

little while. Like all

day.

Did you say today's the day of the big

Fosmore Valley Fair?I love

going to the fair! To

the fair we go One thing I surely know

At the fair there's many things to do and

feel and share To the fair we go To

the fair we go Oh,

oh, oh

Bumper cars and Ferris wheels

and

planes and

trains and

automobiles.

I surely know At the fair there's many

things to do and feel and share To the

fairy go To

the fairy go

Oh, oh, oh

If you love to dance and sing Or throw a

ball or toss a ring The fair's the place

It's really great There's lots and lots

of things to eat All kinds of snacks and

fancy treats The best this wayTo

spend the day To the fair we

go One thing I surely know

At the fair there's many things To do and

feel and share To the fair we go

To the fair we go Oh,

oh, oh

I don't know, Brush Brush. I guess just

thinking about the fair is making me feel

tired.

Well, I guess it's time to get dressed.

Let's see where it is.

Ha ha!

Here it is, my Flossmoor Valley

Fair bow tie. Now, off with my

pajamas. Don't peek. Ta-da!

Oh, it's nothing, little buddy. Let's go

have some breakfast.

Come to think of it, I'm not very hungry

right now.

What was it we were doing again today?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, my popsicle stick house for the

big art contest. Don't want to miss

that.

HmmUm,

Brush Brush, did you see any buffalo?

Where buffalo?Hmm

I must be seeing things.

Now I'm hearing things.

Oh.

Well, thank you. Now you wait here,

Waxie. And please don't eat the daisies.

Howdy-do, brush brush!

Hey, are you and Timmy ready to hightail

it to the Flossmole Valley Fair?

I reckon that means yes.

Hi, Miss Flossie.

Ohh Taxis tuna!

Jumping jalapeno salsa verde.

Oh, you look like a time-spinkled little

wildcat, Timmy. Look at yourself in the

little old me.

Well, Well well, Timmy. You're not well.

What's wrong with me, Doc?Well, I'd like

to ask you a couple of questions before I

give you my diagnosis. Okay.

Let me see. Are you hungry?No,

not really. No, not hungry. How about

tired?A little tired?

Umm Yeah, very. Okay. You

haven't happened to see any buffaloes

roaming around here, have you?

I did. I did. They're in my closet.

That's it, then. What's it?What does it

all mean?You got the itchy polka dots.

Itchy polka dots. Itchy polka dots.

Itchy polka dots. Itchy

polka dots. Oh, itchy polka dots. Itchy

polka dots. Oh, itchy polka dots.

Mr. Wisdom, what are the itchy polka dots?

Not to worry, Timmy. Everybody gets the

itchy polka dots when they're growing up.

All you got to do is stay inside, get

lots of rest, drink lots of fluids,

and... Listen to a good story.

Good story.

Yep. In fact, I'm going to tell you the

story of how the itchy polka dots got

started. Great. OK.

Are you comfy?Comfy, cozy.

All right. Long time ago,

way back in the days of the nights.

Mr. Wisdom. Yes. could you tuck me in

oh sure ducky

ducky ducky ducky ducky ducky good

thanks now it was a

long long long long long long time ago

back in the days of the nights and the

ladies and waiting waiting around for the

nights in the land of

floss-a-lots now the

townspeople laughed and frolicked

It was a happy, happy place filled with

happy people. But happiest of all

was a little fellow called Squire Timmy.

Why, hello, your ladyship.

Why, Squire Timmy, the fierce and

brave. So nice of you to come by the

catcher. Squire, you'll never amount to

anything with those silly puppets. Now

put them down and polish my armor.

Sorry. And then one

fateful day,

the Royal Proclaimer proclaimed an

important message. Hear

ye, hear ye, His Royal Highness King

Louie, our sovereign ruler of Flausalot.

is terribly sick.

I know, I knowHe's covered with itchy

polka dots. Ohh

Oh, no. Oh,

yeah! Silence! His

royal majesty speaks.

Gather round, people, and listen to

me. I'm about to make

a degree. I've

got an illness. Yes, it's

something I've caught. It's rare

and it's called the

itchy polka dots.

I'm itching and a scratching, folks,

can't you see?I've got to find a cure

for what's ailing me. Seeing my head is a

spin, my mind is a daze. I

need to find a knight who is fearless and

brave. Somebody here must know

what to do. I've got those nasty,

scratchy, itchy polka dot blues. If

his head is spinning, he doesn't know

what to do. He's got those nasty,

scratchy, itchy-- SeeI'm covered with

dots I look like a leopard with red

and green spots Without a cure I

don't know what I'll do I

might end up at the floss-a-lot zoo Ooh,

it's not poison ivy It's sure not the flu

I've got those nasty, scratchy, itchy

polka dot blues Oh, what they do is

like the scratchy, scratchy,

itchy polka dot

blues Oh, yeah

Hear ye hee. There's only one

known cure for the itchy polka dots. It

is the extremely sweet tasting berries of

the rare poker berry bush that lies

beyond the not so sure it's a forest.

Someone who is brave and strong must

journey forth to the not so sure it's a

forest and return with the poker berries.

OK, so any volunteers?

Anyone at all?Oh, boy. It

was late, huh

I, Sir Lankershim, bravely and

selflessly volunteer for this really big

job. Three cheers for Sir Lankershim.

Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!

Hip, hip, hooray! Sir Lankershim, I

wasn't done tying your shoes. Oh,

boy. Oh, well. Looks

like we're gonna need another volunteer.

So, uh, anybody wanna?

Anyone at all?Sure like your

shoe. Yoo-hoo, can I get a little help

here?Uh-huhA brave volunteer to

journey to the dark and perilous,

not-so-shorts of forest. Let's hear it

for 'em! Yay!

Oh, but I wasn't done tying the shoe,

honest. I I just thought I needed to go

help him. What?Huh

Thank you, Valiant Squire, for

volunteering to retrieve the pokerberries

and save the king.

It is indeed brave of you to journey into

a place that is probably filled with

danger and scary stuff like that.

Do you have any final words for our

grateful subject?

AyeIsn't he wonderful?

Hooray!

Goodbye, everyone. Bye-bye.

What am I supposed to do now?Oh,

boy. I got

to get a new poofer. OK,

where are you?Hello. Little

Squire, fella.

Jumping, giant redwoods. Don't be

sneaking up on me like that. Oh, sorry.

You want to give me gray hair?Oh, I

already got gray hair. So what else is

new?OK, so,

Squire, Timmy. You know who I

am?Yep.

I also know that you're kind of new at

this save the king kind of stuff.

Oh, yeah, I am. Well, not

to worry, because I am here to help you.

Great. Call me Merlis the

magician. My name is Harry,

but call me Merlis the magician anyway.

OK, Merlis the magician. So you've

heard of me, huh

No. Oh, well, that's not

important. What is important?is

that you have a great journey to go on.

Am I right?This is true. OK. Well,

I'm here to help you. Now, on

this journey, there will be many tests

and dangers along the way. But

not to worry. No?No

Because you will succeed if you

believe in yourself and

something else which I can't remember.

Believing yourself. Oh, it's

coming to me. It's coming. It's coming. I

got it.

May the horse be with you.

Go on.

Oh, she's cute. Well, what's your name?

This is my trusted steed. Waxes.

Hi, Waxes. Golly, thanks a

million, Merlis the Magician. Come on,

girl. Come on. Come on

Bye-bye. Oh, ohh and remember, Squire

Timmy, use the horse.

What?The horse. Use

the horse.

AhThanks,

Merlish!

Now there goes one brave

little squire.

Okay, time for me to poof out of here.

Over the forest and through the roof

Time for Merlish to go poof

I got to get this thing fixed. Whoa,

oh, waxy. Whoa, whoa.

Hey, did you see something?

Well, that's odd, because...

Waxes! Waxes, come back!

Who dares to pass through the forest

without saying the secret password?

Well, who dares to knock me off my horse

when I'm not looking?Oh, sorry about

that. It was I, Bubbles

Hood, good deed doer and protector of the

not so sure it's a forest. And

now, before you take

another step, you must tell

me the secret password.

Oh, secret password, huhIs

it Himmelfarb?Nope. OK.

Bran muffin?Nope. All righty.

Pizza, pizza, pudding, pie. Let me pass

or I will cry. Oh, good try, but

nope, that's not it. Oh, golly.

Can you just tell me so so I can be on my

way?That would be cheating.

Please. You got it.

That's it. The magic word is. Please!

Very good. Hey, um,

who are you anyway?It

is I, Squire Timmy, who is

on a perilous journey to find the

magic polka berries and bring them to the

king, who suffers from the itchy polka

dots and basically do the save the

king kind of thing.

Say the king?Magic berries?Well, I didn't

just say so. Gee, I think I know where

they are. Come on, let's go. OK. I think

I found them over across the grind and

down the field. And so

Esquire and his new friend continued on

through the not-so-sure-it's-a forest,

where a band of bad guys was

waiting.

I'm hungry. Is it time for a sleep?We're

only nights when it comes time to eat. In

the not so sure it's a forest. No others

have come before us.

In the not so sure it's a forest. Is this

really a forest?

I've got a great plan. Wanna see it?To

get the brush from the stone, yes to free

it. I don't think the boss likes your

plan, Kay. I still think it is dreamy

anyway. We're so awfully sweet that we're

rotten. g*ng is not forgasm

Although none of us ain't the same Mess

with the show that you can't help okay In

the not so sure it's a forest No others

have come before us You try but you can't

ignore us In the not so sure it's a

forest In the not so sure it's a forest

No others have come before us You try but

you can't ignore us In the not so sure

Uh, so this is what you call itI'm

so I went for a treat. Uh, let's get to

work. I'll keep a look

out here. Come on. It's awfully dark in

there.

Uh, look, it says something right here.

Pull out the brush with all your

might, and if you do,

you will be a knight. Hey, give

it a try, Bot.

Nah, I don't want to be a knife. I don't

like it when it gets dark. But Pookie, I

think this is a different sort of knife.

Oh, yeah. You get to dress up like a tin

can and stuff. Go on, go on.

You can do it. I don't

know. Watch me! All right,

all rightBoy, if you want something done

right, you got to do it yourself.

ohh Sorry, Darryl. All right.

Hey, look. This looks

like a fun game. Yeah, what's going on?

Who wants to know?Yeah.

It is I, Squire Timmy.

I'm on a quest to venture through the

not-so-sure-its of forest,

where I might encounter unknown strangers

who will ask me exactly what I am

doing. To which I will bravely

reply, It is I, Squire

Timmy, who-- Oh right, oh right,

enough!Look, this is our part of the

forest, Squire Tommy. It's Timmy. Timmy,

Tommy, Tony, just scram out of here, all

right?Hey, wait, wait just a second.

Why can't Squire Timmy have a chance at

pulling the brush from the stone?Uh,

because he didn't cite a magic word.

Please. Oh,

ohh now that's funny.

Please.

Hey, has anyone ever told you you're

funny?'Cause you are. You're very funny.

Please!

Ohh Boy, if I had to think of magic words

every time I turn around, this is going

to be a very long quest.

Okay, okay, okayHow about pretty

please with poker berries on top?

Unbelievable. What are the odds that he

would get it on the second try?

Well, fair's fair, okay, g*ng?Yeah, yeah,

yeahAnd the squire here will now attempt

to pull the brush from the stone. That

oughta be good. Yeah. Okay, move aside.

Here goes.

He did it. He

did it. Hey, he likes me. I think I'll

call you Little Fresh.

Hey. Pookie.

Maybe it's some kind of message. Yeah?

Hey, let me take a look at that. Come on,

out of my way. Scram. Let's see here.

What does it say?Um.. uh.. What's

it say?Well, I don't have my glasses.

Here, you'll read it. Come on, hurry up.

Me?Yeah, you. Oh, OK. Let's

see here. HmmWith

your mighty brush in

hand, you've been chosen to

defend the land.

Without a horse or any wagon,

you now must go and slay

the dragon. Oh, me?

I ain't slaying no dragon. Ohh I believe

this message is for Squire Timothy.

Oh, you mean Squire Timmy has to go

slay the fire-breathing shadow

dragon?

Yeah, he's gonna go slay the

dragon. A dragon?Chimney biblets. Nobody

said anything about a dragon. Merlas!

Merlas!

I see you got your appetite back. Mm-hmm

Thanks for the smoothie, Mr. Wisdom.

Okay. Now let's get back to the story as

soon as you finish up. Okay, go ahead.

Okay, then. They traveled on into the

not-so-sure-its-a-forest-- Hey, what

about the dragon?dragon. Where?What?What

dragon?In the story. Oh, the story, the

story, the story. OK, I'll tell you in

about two seconds, OK?

Now then, they traveled into the

not-so-sure-it's-a forest until they

spotted something which they were not so

sure what it was.

I'm not sure, Bubbles Hood, but I think

that that's the pokerberry bush. Oh, wow,

where-- oh, oh, my goodness.

You're right, Squire Timmy. These are the

magic pokeberries. Let's pick 'em.

Okay. Wow, look how juicy they are. Oh,

they're a big one too. Oh, it's

a shadow dragon!

Clutterbrush, come back!

Clutterbrush!

Uh, sweetie, a little more to the left

with the lantern. Oh, yeah, sure, boys.

Here we go. Good. Good

GoodAh Works

every time. Oh, I love shadow

puppets. Me too, boys.

Uh-oh. Oh,

save the puppet. Get on the puppet, boys.

Get the puppet. The puppet. Here

we go. The brush. There goes the puppet.

Stop that brush!Come on, Tweety, let's

go! He's got our shadow puppet! Okay,

okay, I'm coming. Let me put my thing

down. Save the laptop, Tweeter! I

did!

Wow, where'd it go?I don't know. Wow.

Little brush!

A shadow puppet. I knew it.

Scob thief!Come back!

Hey, give that back! It belongs to us!

Ohh You can have your puppet back, but

first, we must have the berries of the

pokerberry bush. Um, see, I don't think

you understand. Yes. We love those

little berries. They're so sweet, right,

boys?Yes, they are. That's why we made

the shadow dragon, to protect them.

Yeah, so we can have all those

sweet berries for ourselves.

So, what do you think of that?

Sorry, folks, but I'm

Squire Timmy, and I'm on a

quest where I might encounter

puppeteers who make scary shadows and

growl at you. Nothing will stop me in

my mission to save the life of the king.

No mountain, no forest, no--

Wait a second! Stop the music! Stop the

music! Here. Thank you.

I'm not interested in your silly

little quest. No, are we?No.

NoWe're not going to give you the poker

berries, and that's that. Hmm You tell

'em, boss. I trust you. Good.

Okay. Well, I guess you wouldn't be

interested in a little trade, huhA

trade?Hmm

Oh, a trade. Now, what could you

possibly give us that could possibly

replace the jolly, juicy poker berries?

Yum, yumHmm

And so I got a new hairdo and bought a

new dress. Oh, you a styling boss.

Oh, I mean, Princess Sissy. Yeah.

The end. Yeah. Thank

you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you.

Yes, sweetie, this is the best business

deal we've ever made. Absolutely, boss.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Sweep off the berries, taste keep going

Get from the bush in the forest, boy

Made my team of red

and brown The dots

are all gone.

King of the Nasty Scratchy

Poochy. Oh ohh

yeah.

Coming forward, Squire. Are

you sure this is the right fella?Yeah,yeah

In consideration of your great bravery in

the face of Stampeding Buffalo. Actually,

it was a dragon, Your Majesty. Whatever.

I hereby thank you

royally and say good

night.

I've never been very good at this sort of

thing. Well, then what happened?Well,

then Squire Timmy did the happily ever

after thing. Oh, boy. Must

be great to live happily ever after.

Mm-hmmWell, it's a lot easier if you

don't got the itchy polka dots, which...

you don't. Hey, look at me.

I'm spotless. I'm spotless. No more itchy

polka dots. Yeah. That polka berry

smoothie I made you sure did the trick.

Oh, thanks, Mr. Wisdom. Hey, Brush Brush,

let's go out and play. Uh-oh.

I'll go make a smoothie. I'll start

telling a story. Which one?How

about the Three Brushketeers?

That's a good one. Once you come in here,

you won't get back. We trade your bum for

a short order snack. We rule these hair

parts, it's our ground. We let no one

pass through. I go round three. It's

awfully dark in this clock. Peaceful

gravy's as mean as a shark. Is it

time for a sleep?We're only nights when

it comes time to eat In the not so sure

as a forest No others that come before us

It's all that you can't ignore us In the

not so sure as a forest Is this really a

forest?

I've got a great plan, wanna see it?To

get the brush from the stone is to free

it I don't think the boss likes your

plan, Kay. I still think that he's

dreaming anyway. We're so awfully sweet

that we're rotten To divide his g*ng is

not forgottenAlthough Hanapa ain't the

same That's what the show that you get

off of In the natural shore it's a forest

No others have come before us You try but

you can't ignore us In the natural shore

it's a forest In the natural shore it's a

forest No others have come before us

You try but you can't ignore us In the

natural shore it's before us Ah,

so this is what you call it. Anything you

say, lady. I'm still angry with part

three. Uh, let's get to work.

I'll keep a lookout here. Come on. It's

awfully dark in there.

Boop. Hmm