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03x06 - An Inspector Calls

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet". Aired: 28 April 2002 – 29 December 2004.*
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Series follows seven British construction workers who leave the United Kingdom to search for employment overseas.

03x06 - An Inspector Calls

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first year in america and we're in federal custody jewel bailed us out

but the d.a wanted to throw the book at barry and then after all these years we were back in a

hut and quickly regressed into infantile behavior the medicine man blessed the ground they

gave us an honor and was started we love this place

although barry was still stressed by the drug bust and the little rednecks didn't like us

being there oh yeah but our biggest problem was getting steel workers we went to vegas to talk to them and it

was oz's finest hour it wasn't neville's he got hung up on a tart who worked in a chicken ranch

and young wyman disappeared

[Music]

bye

[Music] gonna need a search party billy with

flashlights and flares call the highway patrol in sinclair see if they'll lend us a chopper

okay joe i'll get right on it okay later joe i reckon he must be concussed

otherwise why didn't he just walk straight back onto the roads dark soon poor sod oh rattlers won't be

a problem why oh rattle asleep at night

i make the sunshine it's one less thing for women to worry about it's what i'm saying

now thank you very much sir you come back again real soon thank you man listen is your friend that

nervous looking guy talks funny like you i like you he won't be long trust me you come back for what you

didn't get this morning so where have you been since i saw you

last vegas did you win big is that what did the trick no i don't

gamble i just want you yeah oh

you better zip it up cowboy but he says it's an emergency

that's all we know police are all searching for them now

your phone was in your pocket by the way what your phone was in your pocket where

it always was what sort of an excuse was that i think i left it in there

i mean if you're gonna have a shag lie doon and enjoy it man how quick were you gonna do it with me

and him saturday in the car park should took parts in oh bush hardly tame

with the charter will she knob remember that's all he wanted [Music]

peace off the period teddy boy

all right you'd have thought they could do better than this bob i mean they're indians aren't they i

should have found a spot or something by now in the movies maybe these people live in houses they break

trucks half of them work since croupier's in casino yeah but even so

you'd have thought they'd have had ingrained native skills yeah it's all changed you daff tosser

they don't hunt bison for their supper either they go to burger king

what's happening where is everybody they're heading back i called the search off till dawn

well what have you been doing have you just been sat there stuffing your face just a little snack with a very

stressful day frankie stressful for wyman motor if you must know

the lawyer's been on the phone from phoenix you lots are off the hook there are no charges to be bought et cetera et cetera brilliant

this wouldn't the chalker up in the wing column yes do i assume he's neat i can attack a polygraph test well

that's fantastic man you're innocent be a piece of piss they're not foolproof dennis i'll know no no

no no no when you're nervous because i think that i mean look at think things is i mean i tell

you as innocent man on death row because they flunked a polygraph test are they really good at exams at school

[ __ ] i wouldn't want to be out there

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

so

so

climbing are you all right i don't know

keep still can you open your mouth a little bit

just a little bit

how many fingers that's three three there enough

he's okay he's got a mild concussion and he's a bit dehydrated the doctors are with him right now just

give him a minute okay yeah thanks thanks thanks thank you

so no one knows what happened maybe he was abducted by aliens what

well you know this neck of the woods arizona new mexico ufo central isn't it how do

we end bollocks man it came in the night a great blinking

fluorescent machine like an elo album covey sucked him up into the galaxy

where one-eyed men probed and prodded him taking samples of his vital fluids

where does he get it from foxy yeah sure are you feeling okay okay i'll

see you in a couple of hours okay

how many fingers

how are you feeling yeah yeah i'm all right sure what happened exactly some lunatics

followed me from town started rear-ending me what ran you off the road

yeah don't remember much more than that so how'd you find me tracking tricks i picked up off the indians

a footprint here a snag thread there a broken twig and then i heard the

guitar riff and yeah i told you didn't i

thanks yeah that's all right no i'm i'm sorry about what i said the other night what was that in the hut you know what i

said about you and rod oh forget it whatever it was i'm sure

you were right get well soon kiera we need you back on

the site as soon as possible

[Music]

hi youtube so my son is coming back to where he swore

he'd never return yep did you talk about me well i could tell there was some history

between you but that's none of our business i was a hard father and a bad drunk

but it's not just me it's this place the young don't want to know well he's coming back june he's bringing

the whole team the rest of the bridge dr davidson last night be here in three days so what's steven when are we there

you're good people i knew that when i first met you well feelings mutual

[Music]

[Music]

hey

oh does a beer ever taste any better than that after a long day's graft good up

where's nip he's over at that nevada knocking shop again he was over there on sunday and all well

you don't know that was yeah i do actually dennis i got stevon

up on saturday right takes 18 gallons to fill the tank there's 25 of the gallon

on an oatman road that means it's got about 450 miles neville borrowed it on sunday when he

brought it back there was just over half a tank left which means about 200 miles gone do the sums

he got us yang yeah right old air k*ll parrots aren't you what's the woman like over there oh he

only sees the one man you know i never probably takes a bunch of flowers in a box of black magic

i've never been to a brothel never really needed to i know what you mean kids i mean why pay

for it when when what moxie when women are all over you like a pack of chinese monkeys

hey i've had me [ __ ] you know all the time i've known you i've never seen you with a woman it's

because i'm discreet they appreciate that

i like buddy oh it's a it's disappear someone you doing overtime barry uh no cheers

bob i've been going through the shipping inventory i thought i made a mistake at first so i checked and i double checked

and there is a discrepancy lad you are what do you mean a discrepancy

discrepancy where between what we left on the site at middlesbrough and what arrived here well maybe it's still a galveston

uh i've been on the blower it's not den no look we catalogued and color coded each section right yeah

well numbers one through to 54 ain't there and they never came through u.s customs

wanted 54. well that's the first double duck don't that's right that'd be the cradle the cradle

it's missing [Music]

this is jeffrey granger sorry i'm not available please leave a message

hello jeffrey this is oz we need to talk you and me oh what a pleasure let me just turn

down the cd they've asked me to go on desert island discs

cast away of the week no less that's my uh mozart pick playing in the background

hang on [Music] the elvira madigan piano concerto and then i thought perhaps a little

billy holiday you know just to show an eclectic range any thoughts how's about lying eyes by the eagles

you're devious b*stard if you're talking devious what about that little prank you and your cronies

pulled we made a deal on the understanding the bridge was going for scrap not the case was it or you wouldn't be bringing me

from arizona or something look never mind that a bit of our bridge is missing yeah

jeffrey and i think you probably know where it is couldn't possibly comment shall we cut to the

cheers how much money do you want possibly comments on that either best if we've sat down face to face had

a drink talked it over but i'm 6 000 b*stard miles away it's only a 10-hour flight rack up a few

frequent flyer miles what's your favorite beatles record

this is chip chops hi chip hey man hey um nice to meet you welcome there's not a

man on this side isn't pleased to see you right yeah there might be one how you doing old man

i'm good you don't know what this means to the nation chip

i guess that's why i'm here thank you great as far as we're

concerned chip it's your ball game from here never show you around the side so we can get acquainted all right sounds good

let's do this all right thanks degree

what a green just here oh you wouldn't talk on the phone what does that tell you bus design what are we doing dennis

we're still chipping these steelers or what no no they've got enough to be getting on with thank god the cradle's the last

piece we need i'm gonna have to get over there and

sort him out on her maybe not the best idea does well i mean if you lose your temper you're gonna end up ripping his head off aren't you

it's not gonna help is it but attacked and diplomacy is required on this well sure i can do tactful i can do

diplomatic it's not just that chips here because of you not his dad he can't piss off when he's just arrived

barry is the one that's wined and died him he speaks his language i can't go i'm on bail didn't have me pass but i'll

be a flock of shot you never be allowed back in again like roman polanski roman polanski's

life isn't so arduous lives in paris married to a woman half his age long lunches in boulevard

brazil's i'll have a slice of that mercy bacon if we can just drag you back with a subject in hand i'll think never should

go i'm sorry me well good idea don't you think always give him a chance to see brendan the

girls huh well i'll get them away from the chicken runs tell what you mean a good idea

what did you say well you have been having flits across your border haven't you never oh hi well kellyanne's a very canny girl

ah but she's a tart she's got a ben of her own she's a hooker shut your face oh my lovely snake good

try to sugarcoat it man that's what she does that's what she is she's a [ __ ] a harlot

a scrubber a flatbucker thank you moxie it's none of your sudden business horse right she's a prost*tute now she's not

julia robertson pretty woman nobody ever was all right i was knocked off well i'm just agreeing with you just

leave it with all due respect to neville look like ranger run rings around him

well i can't see where this is heading i'll help you pack

what's that

when i look around i keep picturing my dad in the hut with you he was more out than entertain the truth

well anyway sleep well oh i don't sleep whining not since the

arrest man you were snoring something savage last night oh what's going to fit for dives

[Music]

your dad was everything that i wasn't it was the bay's nice great black

thanks me [Music]

when you lot left the rest of the steel was left sitting here for 60s i but your company was responsible for

the security right well how stringent was it we weren't too worried about kids from the council stayed running for the 20-ton girder

listen the cradle disappeared that meant trucks are creating manpower how could something like that go

unnoticed someone must have signed for something look the blokes all nicked it wouldn't leave a paper trail somebody's turned a blind

eye here for a bung i don't like your choice the words mr patterson bollocks

[Music]

so that's the flavor glass of water please

this is agent mathis this polygraph test is being conducted in the presence of agent gerber

subject barry spencer taylor foreign national indictment reference hashmark21412

spidlock that film this thing what film's that mr taylor with robert de niro and then um still or

affleck i always get confused i didn't see it i wanted to get the

video it's it's really funny you seem to be perspiring mr taylor come on

get him a tissue bread

okay no trick to this just gonna ask you some simple questions your name is barry taylor yes

you're 42 years of age what i've thought about lying about that on occasion

yes or no mr taylor yes sorry you were born in birmingham uh

birmingham we say yes and you're managing director of your own company what if he's still there

i left it in the hands of six uh officers and um was able to call him the bloke's boat to drive the forklift things uh truckers yeah sorry

yes that's right ever taken drugs mister no

well could i qualify that um when i say no i mean i well i i i i i have had the

occasional line of charlie during the party you know and um but uh well haven't we all

oh yes and there were i did um have a talk on a on a spliff at the reading rock festival

but i'd hardly say i was a regular user yes or no yes

if you'd called earlier dennis would have made you dinner at the house no don't worry but i'm getting here to clock the king's cross

i'm meeting granger in the morning he's behind it isn't he well who else would want the cradle from the transporter

bridge yeah souvenir hunters adult they want money at least that makes it simple

look i came into this for note it's harder for you and never i mean you've put your business at risk it was me who pushed him into a dentist

well i'll never sort of block needs to shove an old again huh i've been asking myself that did i push

too hard it can't be easy for him dennis living in a house with four women is bound to

feel sidelined most of the time well he's in a hook with six hairy a*s blocks

now we've been having our problems recently

did you know not really no

i'm talking about bed it's not sexual it's more psychological

you don't like talking about these things do you dennis look you know i mean i know being open is the modern way but it's

not my way you know too long in the tooth to change it's not neville's either does he talk

to the lads about it not about things like this no that's the difference between the sexes women get together to discuss their

problems then get together to forget them well i'd hate to think you two couldn't work

through this you're the only couple that still married out of all of us

how do you think they first realized they were good at them i mean there weren't any high rises when buffalo roams and planes weren't it

started with the mohawks up in the northeast what newcastle i thought they were magpies northeast of

america you planet i came down to new york we're looking for work heaven

affinity for the most dangerous jobs no fear to hike you're becoming a rice expert on indian folklore aren't you

b*mb it's natural isn't it come to a strange place absorb the culture oh yeah when we were in germany

i don't remember you boning up on beethoven seeing that laney in it that'll be what it is

well what if it is she's a good woman and she's making dinner for b*mber saturday night i think um i think grapefruit juice

today wendy and uh and my usual and for you sir i'll have orange juice

please a couple of boiled eggs brown bread tea

thank you sorry

i'm surprised oz didn't come over he and i have always had an understanding

well he's needed where he is you know my pa sarah is disappointed she seems to have a soft spot for him

probably bunking behind my back but then quite a few things happened behind my back you screwed us on the

bridge we made our own deal and we're redressed to balance i have a feeling you did rather better

than that well what we're making up front isn't making any of us rich up front

that implies a back end yeah well i've never found back end deals an

attractive incentive they tend to disappear with the morning dew much like the one you offered us

precisely no you'll have to do better than this i am after all the hand that rocks the cradle

okay look we're getting a cut of the take from the casino casino

what's it going to do with a casino that's the whole point of the bridge so the punters can get in there faster

my god well this puts a whole new complexion the mafia aren't involved

or the russians no just the chocolates that's an indian nation

oh it's good to see him out here and i have such a hard time getting away from that computer

if it hadn't been for him in the computer i wouldn't be here now every day i thank guardian angels my

blessings are you religious man oh more so since i got sick we're gonna fix

that dr scott the doctors don't know what we know they do not have our traditional herbal

remedies you mean the stuff that medicine men got isn't his pouch don't laugh we're gonna make you well

but um you might have to stay for a while

falling on me head

all you have to do is uproot ground men from their natural soil and they're regressing to childhood

oh late nookman buddy my goodness sick lighten up all right have another word

about the polygraph they told me straight away if i'd pass but if you'd feel it it would've hold your horse back in there by

now wouldn't this stop brooding anyway some exercise wouldn't do you any harm

you wouldn't get me on a bike there's a last form of exercise i'd take cycling damages your sexual organs

bollocks precisely no i read this i read this research report right they use ultrasound scans to

examine the testicles of 45 mountain bikers and they compared them with 39 sets of testicles of non-riders

and all the two of the cyclists had scrotal abnormalities

he knows a lot of stuff does barry hi all of it useless yeah

luggage from the los angeles flight will be in the baggage hall in approximately 10 minutes

we all that london late flight flying virgin hi oh i saw you

very long all right a k*ller we both end up here eh

small world yeah you on holiday not really now i'm hoping

to take a few days off though have to see grand canyon now come this far how about yourself work and put the

bridge up not the bloody transporter bridge yeah that's from my neck of the woods is

that is it far a couple of hours drive i have to pop over and take a look here

we are

andy by the way andy hey dearest person [Music]

he's a copper what he told you i didn't

for the climate and he's from tayside where the phone the body well if you told him you were working on

the bridge yes yeah how come he never asked you about moxie huh well you wouldn't worry in

case i tip them off look at the end of the day that's moxie's problem

grange as i was if we have to rewrite our deal to accommodate this b*stard we're going to end up without anything

again after all we've been through for sudden nothing i don't believe it man we might as well

pack it all in now and get ourselves off warm all right we want we know what's left behind her a half finished mcconnell

set across a gorge you think the tourists are going to flock to sea lightly yeah dan's right all joe's hopes will be

crushed in the dust what do you think ross what do i think

if granger wants a piece of the casino pie he's got to come out here hasn't he deal with a tribal council

and uh american lawyers so we get to see his ugly face again well we won't like that it's not a

gourmet restaurant in 500 miles yeah yeah what's your point was my point is this then

we get them out here right do the deal and once we're not for certain that the cradles on its way out here

then well then anything could happen couldn't it huh i mean six thousand

square miles of rock and bloody cactus a bloke could very easily disappear in

that lot yeah i mean look at wyman was a miracle i fooled him well this

gorge could come in handy couldn't they i mean we'd bring him out here for a picnic glass of chilled rose

then whoops i wasn't joking moxie

well i was you start riven m*rder what exactly look that's elaine we're not gonna cross us oh well [ __ ]

piss and [ __ ] it just does a body good thing about it that's all done after what he's done to us but it's not just

about us anymore man all the money was it not not about the chuck norris we don't finish

building this bridge the casino dies and the hopes of the nation goes with it but get granger out here we'll do what

needs to be done so you're coming out of my idea no we'll settle with granger whatever it takes oh

man but denman dennis is the gaffer we'll do as he says

a b*mb you remember in the bar when you were talking about that medicine man yeah how we can change things like

shape-shift they called it yeah change your deer into a dog for instance oh they believe so

i was thinking about having a weird with them is it expensive what are you talking about your death

bugger well denn's told me that there's a cop out here looking for me

so i fancy a bit of shape shape-shifting just until he goes home like well more than anything permanent

well if you come back as a dog mogs you get fed once a day and sleep outside the hood right

we're not having fleas in here

[Music]

is this the cover morning let's go today never realized she won't

be shorts i know i never probably introduced myself yesterday andy hayley detective inspector

cleveland regional crime squad this is a sight for sore eyes

isn't it anyone ever take a few pictures no off you're free well i'm interested in this back home

you know what's the point of it if you don't mind me asking what's the point that you're

asking if you don't mind me asking what a word with one of your lads

albert moxie is he about haven't seen him a vote no i'm seeing

him lake yeah is there any way we could talk oh this heat

in there according to the liverpool police local thug mickey startup sent this blog

plat to find your pal i've seen him on the site nasty better work wouldn't win any points at charm

school a hitman according to the file well we're in this pub and moxie went for a slash this bloke was

waiting for him and he gave moxie good kicking in the car park remember and then i found moxie bleeding in the car park and he didn't know where

he was he took him back to our motel and was in no shape to go after flat again that's what you're thinking

he's not the type anyway moxie is he huh why no i mean he's never going to be

first fly on the dog tune if you get me drift he's a bit of a glebe he's harmless

isn't he then why is he not here he's not doing himself any favors is he

no excuse me i'll never introduce myself

i'm in a bit of bother drug smuggling it was a planned a malicious act of

revenge i mean i asked you do i look like a drugstore you don't exactly fit the profile though

couldn't you arrest me i'll be a much bigger feather than your captain daft moxie i i'd need a warrant barrier an

extradition order everyone fast over i mean look the coke originated in the uk i mean that gives you a reason

the yanks might not see you that way it's pretty worth a try i'm sorry sorry believe me

porridge in wormwood scrubbed is infinitely more desirable than some terrible american penitentiary filled with tattooed bikers and mexican

mafia and hair all right all right i'll look into him okay

you have to change terminals in l.a if you miss your connection there are flights to vegas every hour

i've booked in at the venetian for three nights concierge around your car it's about a

three-hour drive to the reservation well i don't intend to linger in indian country white men much prefer las vegas with its

numerous delights i'm sure i'll sample all of them anything you'd like me to take

a little gift for the virile oz something in aspect from falcons or is he strictly a

poor pie man why are you doing this to them doing more screwing them just ordinary

blokes trying to get ahead they tried to put one over on me don't like that there's a principal involved you don't

have any principles jeffrey you're a conceited narcissistic phony and a total [ __ ]

i'm going to fire you for that remark i've already quit this check you just signed was two

months severance pay

hope you get an arrow in your back

[Applause] [Music]

okay that crow was there when we left for work so

you're working as moxie is that you must [Music]

i've got an idea but when granger gets here we'll not k*ll him i've accepted that but we can still

stitch him up how blackmail you've got polaroids are you and him in prison

we're going to take some new ones nev or better still a video we're going to set a honey trap

lads okay granger in a sexually compromising position how are we going to do that well never's got a fantastic inn at the

brothel hasn't he's almost got a season ticket doing that so we'll get his last kellyanne to set it up right get granger

in a bubble bath or two or three towards doing unspeakables to him every chance you get you drag a name into the

conversation don't you just so you can slag her off why don't you keep your face out of my life

well i still think it's a cunning idea

there you go pal

the longer we live in this hut the more the oldest rules

i thought would bully them man joe you know it's no secret what you

does you know nevin well it's a cause for concern like why well i mean even if she wasn't

you know what she is i mean you're a married man we're kids i was just talking to you brenda a couple of days ago did you see another

wayne of course not to be deaf man she said a bit though a bit more than i

wanted to hear i'll be honest with you like what well just about a pair of you

know problems she blames herself a lot like

she us how well pressuring you and pushing you trying to change you making

you into someone you're not sometimes i wish i was something i'm not

i think that's been the appeal of kellyanne surprise myself as much as you lot

see i thought my problems were about sex someone would come out here

on me towed foot loose fancy free i was dead so i'm getting some

well first time it never happened second time it would have happened but

your business about wyman yeah and since

since it hasn't happened either i just seen her on our days off

movies bowling alley

what does this tell you i'm an idiot no

means you're thinking about your brenda man because you know something if i had had

a shark i'd have had to tell her your problems are more psychological

than sexual that was pretty shrewd then no i didn't say that that was your loss

[Laughter]

moxie obviously agrees all right ship shift moxie

what this is the b*stard that ran me off the road

[Music] english police have arrested your brother-in-law cardi is it

caddy yeah spoke to the arresting officer they're throwing the bucket in his best

chance of reduced sentence is a player guilty which means fessing up to everything what

including planting the coconut so keep your fingers crossed i'll send the file to the feds in a copy

to your lawyer

oh you might sound like freddie truman but there's definitely a bit of columba in you isn't there i might say oh yeah

is the owner of a silver gmc pickup in the room [Music]

what the hell is it to you pig fart well i think you know what the

hell it's to us you know what you did to this lad don't you ah you've on i k*lled him take it outside there's no problem

colleen oh dear well let the local police sort this one out absolutely your bar will be a much nicer

place with these two [ __ ]

i'll give you

i'm calling the cops i am the hell you doing with your bracelets over here

meant for your mate moxie [Music] i can think of one slippery b*stard that

would fit better

[Music]

[Music]

uh

sorry dawn i'm not here right

[Music] i think the baby's coming not just yet love all right

i mean 10 minutes won't make any difference

[Applause] how are you sir yeah i'm told you're the

oldest man in this nation marvelous that is i've got an aunt in scarborough's 86

slip of a girl compared to you do you think he might have had my picture took with him she's gonna have a

baby and her sister's at the start and i don't know the number of the medical

[Music]

center [Music] ours how are we we're champion how are

we um no hard feelings i hope not nursing anything in the garage bank

no of course not business is business isn't it oh well introduce you to the troops

this is dennis we have already met and this is leonie proud foot of the tribal council nice to meet you hello and this is

george august he's like the top kitty in all of this ah the man i should be talking to them welcome can i share with you

yeah yeah come on let's go through

somebody's having a baby so you'll have to excuse me i'll catch up with you guys later all

right

now now you've got any causes chad i didn't bring any change hi ah there you go lovely

thank you here we go our attorneys redrafted the agreement we

had with bridge north to accommodate yourself paperwork is in my office excellent i should be back in vegas in

time for c*ck no no no you are our guest and our new partner there's a way we celebrate these things

there is yes hi scala big deal

let me get you some refreshments thank you what what is it some sort of indian thing is it w*r whoops and tomahawks

yeah hate wouldn't do to offend them like young virgins brought to my tp at

midnight you never know how you look

you got that change woman dennis don't be so petty [Music]

you were great in there i was bloody useless

i had some practice help with our youngest get away well i couldn't make it to the

hospital so yeah this is our keith 16 month man

big lads eh just like his dad yeah look at them rugby league cards eh

oh hi yeah so albert

what are you doing up here just trying to keep out of your way how'd you find me you need a roof over

your head in the seat you've got no jurisdiction here you know they're their own nation you can't force me to go back if i don't

want to go no reason to i got the old story from the rest of the lads

hey what about the liverpool police oh they love you you are you gave all that stuff that

nailed mickey's startup oh oh that's great oh that is a relief

and they can't prove i took any cash which i didn't well i might have but it all went to a

good cause i'm sure it did we should get back

bit of a doom later [Music]

hey

[Music] hey

[Music]

hey

well i haven't smoked since our incarceration well it wasn't eating up from bug jumpers anywhere sorry

it's horrible give yourself a good good hit or not

how's that good surprisingly miller huh when men smoke

pipe it means there'll be no lies between them oh

absolutely

remember different inhaler

feel the spirits of our ancestors jeffrey well i can certainly feel something that's for sure

actually i'm absolutely ravenous we have prepared food

hello before you took it though and now that

we're all partners again yeah how did you do it do what

sitting on the dock a couple of dozen security cards drop them if you could to look the other

other way oh this is so good traditional dishes

that's black bean dip from the supermarket what you stole it in broad daylight

just like that kind of handed to you jeffrey well i didn't physically remove myself

right here

who lifted it for you jeffrey hi the cradle up the bridge oh pizza artist cow who

ah and a couple of comrades there's a deer some ba*ls all right

nicking something outside steaks were high and they got it got a peg bold

hand i know but if you hadn't been captured jeffy i mean you would have been facing some

serious charges hey trespass hijack braving extortion

i mean i must have taken nerves of steel oh he had the nerve they took

the steel

[Music] had to show you bug in business but you're still on probation from your

previous convictions as well aren't you what do you want to bring that up for now because i wanted our new friend to hear

all this can i introduce you to detective inspector hailey all right now the funny thing is i'm

from middlesbrough so all your admitted crimes are on my patch a bit crap i admit nothing of all but

you did this to grindr you're coming home with me also oh no

you can't do this to me did it yourself oh thank yourself nobody jeffrey i wanted

to k*ll you no no no no no no no driver

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so

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captain gentlemen

i put an ad on the internet last night bridge builders seek new challenges

travel no object hey i wonder where the tank bridge would

look good pretty good where it is hi mind you after we've paired off all

the costs and the chucklings are taking their work we're not exactly going to be millionaires are we we're better off than what we

were i mean we'll still get a drink or at the end of the day i mean we went into it lying locked pockets

turned things around made a k*lling foot well in the end it wasn't about the [Music]

money

got a little present for you there you are keep serving the internet right because

you never know what you might find

there was a leader of the hopies named the son chief he left this tribe in arizona to be

schooled by the white man he said he learned how to sleep on a bed pray to jesus

and eat with a knife and fork he said he also learned that the white man thinks with his head

on his heart if the son chief had met you guys

he'd realize how wrong he was

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oh stop it

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my

why

bye-bye

from the voice and guitar of dire straits this is mark knopfler

the rat pickers dream 12 brilliant new tracks featuring the single man

a bonus limited edition live cd includes brothers in arms sailing to philadelphia and more

mark nobler the rag pickers dream his excellent new album