02x02 - The Return of the Seven: Part 2

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no one said it was gonna be easy [Music]

nobody said it had to be fair [Music]

all of the chances taken together

and all the changes

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this time [Music] cause we passed the point of no return

after germany things were just as desperate as ever in the uk since i uh i got to a spot of body so i

joined the merchant navy for a while merchant navy

i couldn't wait to sign off he's been in the fortmans straight up i thought you were going to

saudi i couldn't get there when i got breathalyzer either would i

be saved enough to buy this place get yourself set up in business how can i run a business without a driving license never

if you're a dropping builder you got to be mobile gonna be able to get from i to birthday winners until proven guilty barry

[ __ ] on conclusion bum saw wine's fault only remember the p*nis color till i

showed up

the damage to the jag well don't blame me oh my smash supposed to play with yours

behind the wheel if i remember all right because you're legless you've been chucking the scotch bat little knife

difficult that isn't it lovely one who gets brutalized hey you got a jab dead no no bro

i work for it he's got a jacket oh the tricky that look that's

i've just done a biz down in the motel and i got some rooms left so who's in for a good night's kid hi hi hulk can't be yep we can resume

this blissful reunion in the morning me too uh i've got a few upstairs bro oh thanks buddy the bubble's been lad

needs a big bet oh i like this ned come on now not just as soon as stop

here save the money what about you barry do you want to lift down your mounts no at that point wouldn't

[Music] don't let him get on the front of that hazel all right barry we agreed she's

got to come to you son a bit of healthy dis stone won't do any on not that

still the expert then wayne phase of the house he didn't change that's why he went to

that motel we sent two girls is there well two games he only shows up with a couple of lastes he's picked up on the

motorway oh just to me on the phone challenge character may marry man

wait mate he married that german girl what worked

in the site office does it

don't you remember he was very smitten at the time

yeah i don't know that we're getting married bloody lunacy excuse me i've been

walking up the arm myself any day now no offense there buddy it's just that you know

wayne's a bloke who can jump anything women find him attractive where is you yes we're meant to come out like that

i'm not a bloody gremlin you know i think what moxie means is that you're more like naturally suited to marriage same

as me

you still there married them yeah why shouldn't i be no reason like

it's just that well you know the tattoo you had with the other judy's name on must have thrown a bit of a wobbler over

that oh how'd you explain that i didn't i couldn't

i just told her the truth well sort of i said you lot got us drunk

and held us down while it did it she believed us eventually

we just agreed never to mention it very mature are you both well grown doing put a little bearing

out really i'm a very different person from the one

you know and do sort of you know ah save me money

bought this place started my own business learned elementary spanish and joined

the sj pay oh and not travelled

well i don't just mean the falklands last year isaac and i took a villa in

gaza you're obviously very awkwardly mobile these days buddy you know out of all of us i reckon

you've really got your life together i did have so yeah a lot showed up

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oh ah there's nobody here i'm afraid look

i'm trying to get old dennis patterson it's his sister norma here

oh neville thank goodness for that listen can you get hold of him fast i've been trying to contact him since six

o'clock last night ah we're out on the tummy see and dennis stopped the night in a hotel

oh no look i've got to contact him it's vital ali fraser's been on he's coming back

unexpectedly

right well pet yeah i was gonna have to phone him anyway because he went off with all my gear in the back of his

jab right well just contact him fast try your best pet ah right tell our tongue

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oh to get to work it's only 20 past eight i won't going into 10 myself no i'm not going win your

sister wrong i have to shut off back home [ __ ] nothing seriously no no no just uh

someone i have to deal with look i'll tell you what look give one of my apologies will you and uh

we'll smile the best okay man hey then [Applause] nice to see you mate but sorry i see

you'll tell me try and get back at a weekend though might be a giggle

oh sir yeah the the two young ladies in room 216. oh yeah could you give him a bill please

tell him i'm on my way to breakfast well they have checked out sir oh what well they said that you'll be paying

their bill

we were going to drive to the highlands via the lake district

our first night was to be at the pheasant both this way then up through getting the green white

washing gloss golf course then hopefully we'll have been in open by

monday night what's this boy honeymoon

won't still be a honeymoon man that's not canceled because you turn up late at a chinese restaurant

how can i drive to the highlands without a driving licence neville hayes who can't drive her the gear level

she passed a test in an automatic metro case will not come up for ages man because now it got done he wasn't in

court for four months ah that's a pure way though i reckon there's a perpetual backlog of drunks up

there he's right justice is swifter in these parts neville swift and merciless

get your honeymoon and i guarantee it if she still wants me

i better get around there and try to sort things out wayne said your sons gives her the upper hand according to

him barry should just do what he thinks best he's right i am not listening to the advice away notice anymore

i should do that in germany he'd only ever let a disaster hey do you want us to make a start barry oh um trevor will be around here in a

minute he knows what has to be done i can't

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sorry i missed then i guess he said a word to him last night well none of us did he was that pissed

he never used to knock it back like that not scotch anyhow never used to drive again you can't

complain fancy mode of this yeah well i ain't it didn't i b*mb a little present to myself after six

bleeding months in the arctic circle good morning then yeah it was just that

there was nowhere to bleeding spend it was that i mean do you know our only diversions was tapes and videos

what'd you do about sex not a lot do you know how hard it is

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um excuse me i wonder if you can help me i

i'm looking for miss hazel redfear oh yes she's staying here no no she's with a conference uh with four conferences here

today so which company is she with um she's with a company that organises conferences

with all the arrangements like congress congress limited ah oh yes i think

they're handling mutual sir that's the sycamore suite third floor

we found this indian place it's not far from hotel it's good grub wasn't it somebody told

me there was a good place called the coconut grove that's a big price eh yeah they've done enough very nicely but it's not all it's

cracked up today now your best bet actually is samantha's oh this is your turf is it i'll have to

stop today you'll see us all right then jeff franchot cheshire and northwest

derrick prosser east anglia

she's around somewhere she was here first thing i need to speak to her quite urgently

gentlemen gentlemen and ladies would you take the places please

look if i see what name shall i say barry barry taylor

you're barry

uh first of all i'd like to welcome you all uh some of you will already have met

and i'm sure that by the end of the next three days we'll all know each other a great deal better and i can assure you that it'll be

instructive illuminating and hopefully entertaining so helps now we

have a lot to get through but i want you to treat this as an open forum so that we can enjoy a vigorous

exchange of views ideas and indeed criticism i don't have to remind

you of course that everything must remain strictly confidential especially as we

shall be unveiling the new erasmus mark ii uh excuse me

there will be plenty of opportunity for questions later

got a bleeding nerve that barrier asked us all up here to help him out in dazzy runner

i went to see hazel didn't he against my explicit instructions yes all those hours i wasted in germany

tooting him in the way to the opposite sex i'm not so sure they're your strong suit anymore otherwise you would have had to pay for

those two birds last night keep it after price son yeah bollocks you weren't there were you marks

nope but i was i have them turning you away i don't know what you

were thinking of in the first place i thought you're supposed to be a married man though christa and i have an understanding nibble

we've got a modern marriage what you mean it won't last

where is that ladder what's his name trevor fred he prepares trap how does he

come out come on

the name's trend whatever it is sunshine put the kettle on it

what are you then i'm an apprentice i'm a skilled craftsman doing a made a

favor so put the bloody kettle on

obviously a graduate of the john mcenroe school of charm and department

mind you some of my skills are a bit rusty you're not been doing much of this then b*mb oh not a lot no it's a treat for me this

laying bricks in the pressure after some of the jobs i've been doing

excuse me uh do you have any idea where barry tyler is plays wish we did my dear i think he's with

hazel that's his fiancee no he's not i'm hazel

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oh he's back all right oh hey what's happened to you whatever made that man where is he he doesn't tell me does he tell you what

i'd give him away both of ours you led he was in a filthy mood when he spoke to me well if you see him i'll be at home

all right

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it was a school when kenny bought it before he had that little spot of bother that forced him into premature exile in

sunny spain and where do we come in well kenny can do sodor with it while he's stuck in the

costa del crime and if he sets foot back here they'll call on him so i bumped into him on the golf course on friday and let me tell

you that spain has not improved his game and he told me all about it so i said leave it to me i'll take it off your

hands we'll tart it up we'll do a conversion job and we'll sell it off as time sharing units so what's the panic well it'll be frank

it virtually closed a deal with a call board but if we move fast we can go to that now get the phone number every solicitor here so you

can get on to that straight away right and the attraction for kenny is

is that i will take the proceeds down there to him in a plastic bag in cash i didn't hear that of course

that's what i pay you for not hearing everything i say

what

have you seen him no not yet noise old dennis you should never have taken his car hey wait a minute wait a minute you're

supposed to be in spain for three weeks case you forgot there was a fella around here looking for you who one of ollie's lads

well i don't know what mata beanie looked like a r*pe bruiser i've told you before if you're gonna work for ali frazier you're not going to

be in good cover look all right all right i'll hand it i'm going down luigi for the jaw right if he phones take a message i'll come

and get us dennis man i've got to go to work in half an hour i'll be back by then man

he was in here off an hour ago asking after you leave his name no he just asked if anybody seen you

what's the matter dennis you not cleared the bookie but why did you knock it down we thought

that was a general idea like auburn plant it was supposed to be a connecting catch sorry

we can soon put it back i just wanted to make a start see there's not much to do before you and barry can get married

hey you what why didn't you tell her she didn't want that wall down because the skill crossman never asked

me oh it's not your fault

buddy should have been here oh yeah he's not here because he's gone looking for you after what happened last night

and the reason for that hazel is entirely down to me see i took him down the pub well we've

seen each other for youngs and uh we sort of got involved with nostalgic reminiscences he was ever so upset when

he realized how lit it was didn't sleep awake all night he slept here yeah with me and nev you'll have to

probably go and see you but apparently you wouldn't let him in wow that was childish of me i was just

so furious with him i should have had it out then and there well he should have done

then he wouldn't have got breathalyzed hello it's me dennis

it's only been in yet look i know i'm not very popular that's

why i want to see him as soon as possible well be it warm all right now bearing in

mind that we cannot offer a more competitive price than the opposition we cannot promise a superior memory

system what would you suggest gentlemen should be the main selling point that we should emphasize in the marketing of the erasmus mark ii

you my friend you were very keen to speak earlier on let's hear your opinion

me son give the right answer he will have his job by christmas uh um i i think there's been a bit of a

misunderstanding speaker we can't hear you uh name and branch please uh barry about barry taylor by right so

i shouldn't be here oh why do you feel that uh barry

because i don't work for you loss and what the hell are you doing here i'm

i'm looking for miss hazel redfer

uh she's my fiancee

how's your room we're right down of course out of the mountains and we're going down to this valley you better get off to

work on you i'm not going if somebody's coming around here to belt you i'm staying in it's my house i don't

want your blood or anybody else's on my carpet come on norm i'm not short pants anymore

and then on

because i didn't know what the you know it's all right look i'm going to worry about no being split on the carpet right i'll just get off to work now then

hey all right yeah oh lovely to me

anymore no no no for over a year now oh that explains it but

i'm sure you've got other things to talk about well touch you subject me right got you

then i'm off now all right hello

coming back and ditching that daughter in germany to come back here i missed it so she jumped the leaves and dragged the

kids when you live with your sister thanks very much i i just needed that you know somebody like you come back here tell us

all that where these things happen don't know i mean you know that's that better than me

then yeah hey oh oh did you know you did the falklands like what did he have

hi uh what did it tell a child [ __ ] first person to be forcibly ejected since argentinians oh

quite none of that congratulations actually wasn't all doing to me what

happened was i had it i was standing this ball on my own you know i made my own business you

know me and uh next thing was in watchers these biddy pilot troopers oh did i come across them yeah what a

bunch of either bars anywhere next thing was crash bang wallop and i'm being marched up again plant with bloody

hercules between two greek gnarly mps four what a journey that is and

hopefully ruin the world now this is a bug on ascension island rough was it it was knee picnic

so what you do then then well i got hammy sell a company to london you know

which i thought i deserved they got a six month in the falklands where men are men and sheep get nervous

i got back i was going to come up yem but yeah you know what things have been laid between me and more mojo over the last

few years i haven't exactly been working with garlic dylan that's what we're seeing and then her rings are up from bryce norton some

strange guys he answers their phones so i simply put toe and toe together and realized that things had deteriorated

even further you know but you know i made dennis i've never been want to shook family responsibilities

so i went doing in there bored of being a tree and set at homilies i went doing a gatwick and got on a

flight to florida florida i followed that you know i met a g*nman

snowman it was uh what a dude she was 299 pund for 14 knits we are bored and you're

dirty global oh but that's a fortnight i mean you've been away in earlier yeah ah what happened was i missed the plane

on the wheel hello

i'll explain when i get there right now i'm going straight over here i've got a g*n huh

oh here i've got a g*n man oh great

so you didn't ring your prison i'll work for them people working with a scumbag like all

right wait times change us will i drop you off oh yeah i just come along with you no no look this could be

really tricky this man i'm in for a raid b*llet in here well we'll have the more reason i should be a landline isn't it i mean he just

now put the shouldn't yours in the car yet does he sure well it's probably too heat up you're telling me got the job in hand what are

you talking about we've got the job in hand we tell them i'm a mechanic i'm a landlord here an estimate you know wait how's that going to help man

i mean now one norman's got the spear shop where i skipped the wood hi i would dodge up there you'll have it no we spread by midnight

no more than 15. i got into it

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all right now i want to get out of here the day

after tomorrow pamela so you ring up heathrow check the flights to malaga and ring up vicky tell her what you booked

me on and when i'm expecting okay all right mr crazy are you going to be stopping at the villa

you bet your sweet buddy i will oh if you're busy on you'll come back

later on all right no no no no you get yourself in here right now

and uh close the door pamela i'm not taking any calls

so where did you bugger after what happened when i go for a well-deserved vacation i do not expect

my staff to do the same it wasn't like that nor do i expect them to have the audacity to take my jag which billy now informs me has got a

crumpled left wing i've already obtained this i have to be away for about three weeks but i felt comfortable in the knowledge that i had

people here i could rely on someone to hold the fort dennis someone to make my presence felt even though i

was in absentee won't happen again now that might be the truest thing you ever said my friend look if i'm in for a care in

here fine but don't milk it i've been to wolverhampton i'll tell you for why one of me mates i worked in

germany with callers up because he's getting married and he wanted his house fixed fixing up he called everybody up

so here i wanted to see me meet again and b i thought it would do me so good to do two weeks honest graft instead of

brown wasn't for you because i owe you six grand did they all show up what

these piles you were in germany with most of them yeah why they're reliable workers are they dennis

what they do i top rank why you eating today not really no not me and i've been

chasing around like a fart in the colander

pass get yourself up here

you see this house yeah it needs a conversion i need a bunch of reliable cowboys in

there your lads could fit the bill right well i don't know they've got their own lives to lead

oh it does people don't do people favors if they can afford two weeks out of their lives to go to wolverhampton

it proves they've got soda all else better to do it means you sounded just a kind of blocks who would do a lot of

work for a bit of money without too much form filling in or that you hearing what i'm saying i

know exactly what you're seeing well i could ask them i might be interested do it dennis

i need this

yes um now we're famished uh would that indian suit you dennis fine fine yeah right well we'll have the

uh lamp tikka one chicken tandoori the uh couple of onion veggies the

special rice for two i don't know really uh please you kind of go in there

what who the hell are you well man who i am i know who you are who's mine sorry i'll handle this listen i know all about

your iteration right i couldn't even chuff about it i'll just tell you this one finger on him and you'll get that

all right all right man

i was telling you about what's in it well i mean you'd say it's probably a

nick caution well not too many people chin big baz

make them charge hand one more sticking twist

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again what about you playing these

bay 18's sorry lads but that's the way it goes what's this oh hello barry where you

been never mind where i've been there well look i'm not paying you a good money to play pun interviewed yeah well if you'd

showed up we'd know what we're supposed to do well you're not supposed to be knocking

that wall down that's what you're not supposed to be doing supposed to be a big nazis ah here's a taller stuff yeah yeah we've

all met her seems a charming girl very nice indeed she was a bit upset about that wall that's why we don't talk so you got here

will you be pointless to explain trevor

where's hazel now wayne took a horn wait it took her oh yeah why see he's

got a car because she preferred a bmw to the back

of my bike that's why she'll zoom you in buddy or what why did you like

milk and sugar yeah both please

have some cake fish i won't say no

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yep i find this rather difficult wayne

because i don't know you but but you now feel as though i do through barry because you were his

closest friend in germany weren't you he said you used to do things together

you know used to visit museums on his motorbike yeah yeah i missed that

well that's what i wanted to talk to you about barry i know look hazel if it's about last

night i've told you weren't the lads not talking about the chinese restaurant wayne i'm talking about the entire last two

years our engagement in fact oh what we going out on a piece a lot is he excuse me i mean

has it been sort of uh going out with the lights having a couple no no no when is he had a chance at pool i'd went

to the falcons you know and they did that for us for our house for our future

well i don't quite see what you're driving at ace well sometimes i have to ask myself if he's

ever had a chance to you know slow down take stock and ask himself if

this marriage is what he really wants i see

or is it um have you had a chance

oh maybe with all the sacrifices he's made my emotions are a mixture of guilt and

gratitude it's a bit late in the day for all that isn't it love oh it's with all you lot arriving and finishing the hours

suddenly everything seems so much more well imminent well

how can i help well i thought while you were up here

you might have a word like you know just the two of you and try and discover his really feelings would you do that for me no that's all

right it's no bother oh thank you all these premarital jitters is par for the course like you know

well that's behind you now isn't it barry showed me a picture of your wife she's she's very pretty isn't she yeah

yeah very oh why don't you ask her up at the weekend she's in germany

visiting your family sort of yeah

she's there indefinitely now look don't tell barry all the lads about this huh no no of course not i

won't dream of this i probably shouldn't be telling you under the search should i but you mustn't worry about it you're barry sanders a bell barry not like me

i'm a bit of a flake you know jack delayed always have been i suppose that's why she left me yeah

she says i'll come back when you grow up she says it could take a bit of a while

excuse me

oh oh it's barry i'll best be off then um look i'll tell you what later i'll

have a word with him later all right you're the one person i'm feeling confident you know good luck nice to meet you wayne bye

good thing son now if i were you would you like me oh yeah and you were the last person whose

advice i'd ask thank you very much wade

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now before we put that wall back are you quite sure it's what you and your intended really want yes yes yes we resolved everything last

night including the act yes well i think the breakfast bars nice miserly that's what

we've got to do i don't want any more debate about it never said please just put the bricks up behind us to get

it go oh you're not still sitting on that ankle you're barry i'll tell you what why don't you have one of you guys

because otherwise every time you want another bowl of brussels you know all the way around wouldn't you

right were you i was gonna have to live here i survived a great

time just everybody stick to what they stipulated

i'll still advise against them dimmer switches i'll put them in my friend we'll find nothing but trouble with hazel set her heart on dinners

yes sir it's just the unreliable and

dangerous

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oh somewhere it's your turn to drive down yeah no that's your turn to drive i'm not getting my

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which

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oh yeah what do you think of them

very nice have a ruler takes the sounds from you though

that's all come on mr player two why i thought while i was there i had the g*n doing

the texas gift yourself properly threaded you know the whole nine yards boots jackets

and shirts with a pointy metal collar zillow they have the g*n all the way to texas to get them

well i didn't realize on four what he's pretty massive in huh

respects to the king hey it was very very emotional very emotional experience saying i did

all right mr william elvis presley's coach i

certainly love guys he has maybe been stuck in the northeast for the last three years

yeah crafty pollock's off ah but that wasn't the high point i went

to nashville up for that oh yeah we're looking

why

hold dad well dennis didn't expect your backside so mate i didn't expect you

back at all yeah well i had a bit of business to take care of but i came back because i've had this proposition

made interesting with you lads nowhere there's good news and it's bad news touch this which one

you want first oh wait listen to the bad news right okay

oh right lads he wants a quick conversion so he can sell all the odds then make a tasty profit see uh the

unacceptable face of capitalism that's right but we're getting paid top backs

i've already seen the drones i reckon there's at least two months worth oh yeah ten months ten weeks yeah i'm in

charge buddy she would be no gaffer yeah dennis this bloke wouldn't happen to be ali fraser would it

yes never yes who is this ali fraser local villain oh look man his money's just as good as anybody else it's

neville isn't it or are you snored on double work off us at the moment like well name game lifesaver's a bummer bloody sight better

than being bounced about the ring and have an old lady stubbing [ __ ] about your a*s roxy i fancy it's fairly three

what about you win oh you can't see an appeal to him not with the bmw and that's come just in the white battle yeah yeah

i know i better hold out but i mean if you decided for a couple of months could be a google couldn't he never if it's only a couple of months i

suppose so make sure you're all in there well i'll be with you straight away

today for our time sake live but uh the impending nuptials

we'll miss your sparkling red rt

monday well then only gives you four days to finish my house i better get cracking then

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with some space for a wife that's to be there to living in sin

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a couple of crazies a few of the ladies a handful of serious fools

breaking some hearts but mostly just breaking the rules again

a little insane but the same old seven again

playing the game the magnificence ever

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so you stuck with the boys in a bar full of [Music]

and some of them snakes in the grass [Music] all they mean well sometimes their pains

in their magnificent seven again

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don't touch the paperwork because it's not quite dry

it's all done rewiring dimmers paint work built-in bookshelter

music central go here right displays in there wallpaper and everything everything's set for the carpet they're

going in on tuesday i never thought we'd do it i'll tell you

something ladies only these fellas could have done it i

know you've laughed at me in the past when i've gone on about the special bonds forge of conrad in adversity but the

proof's in the pudding in it i've each let their homes and their families to do this to me

now for us kids we won't be asking for any wedding presents from these boys

no need for any little sets of fish knives and forks of any of them i don't know

you know they've already given us more than we could never asked

i feel a bit emotional myself

all right let's move yourself don't say that but after that bloody curry we had last night

listen we're about to lose each other there's a great big motorway cafe just before you come off the motorway right be there for a bite all right

i'll run i'll have a cup of tea we've already had tea supposed to be on the road an hour ago

yeah dennis if you're gonna be the governor on this new job you better get somewhat straight straight away what we're still untitled to put my meal

breaks right and travel in time for the job in the back and another thing don't go using buddy's

gap as a yardstick for our work right neither right we'll spin this one out a bit longer

you can fight and see what's up

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oh what's wrong with you mate you look like worse than what moxie feels i hope you haven't come to tell us your checks he's going to bounce no no no

i've just come to get the address of the place where you're going so like she will bother i'll write it down for you oh isn't that nice he's going to write

this a postcard from his honeymoon it won't be a honeymoon it won't be a

wedding but hazel needs to think things through like

so be with you in a couple of days

yes it started a while ago just strangers from together

helpless heroes caught in a dream boy we made such a crazy team

out of luck and down to them it off

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once they play

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you