01x05 - Home Thoughts from Abroad

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got to find a better way

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hey hey look at this

[Music] another friday afternoon lecture on the deficiency of german workmanship

i'm just making a comment on her you know i was a craftsman lake well you're not you just can't stand

bloody germans but yeah what was it last week scoff olden sh**ter in scotland was two weeks ago

look man all i'm saying is i wouldn't like to live in them houses when they're finished i mean in a couple of years times the

walls of them will have more holes in than newcastle united's back four well in which case there'd be a little bit more

more by wonder that's where the term jelly bill comes from you know oh get away my rubbish

it is man that's common sense isn't it jerry built built by germans craft

quality substandard we did a pretty good job with that berlin warlords

dividing the city overnight

ah but that was lads from the east wasn't it union labor not unchained scabs like

what we're working with yeah shush man keep it down i'm right i'm right i know i'm right man

yeah he has a blow oh no buddy no buddy what settle an argument will

you you know the term jerry built well i see it that comes from the [ __ ] such crap

hole hey just put him straight buddy will you no matter of fact okay and dennis said

the term jerry bill she's actually got a biblical source biblical where'd you get that from

westbourne was in districts only within this quiz league mate i've captured that two for two years already what about three you know but

nah i mean i was you sir well not one of the children of the methodist hierarchy denzel robinson his name was made me

sick he did he was always after my position as captain but i don't know he got it in the end because it was the bloody virgi's son

makes his significantism doesn't he get the point buddy right now

it's all to do with the walls of jedica now jennica was a city in ancient israel

joshua and the israelites were laying seeds to it right because it had been captured by what uh

somebody else i i don't remember anyway now one day joshua got a hot tip

from our lord roy and proceeded to march his men round and round the city warsaw

round and round they went for seven days right and at the end of that they ring the

city walls right and gave an almighty blast on their drug bits

and the walls fell down trumpets who was it the dual loss orchestra

listen listen listen the combine noise of those trumpets right cause this amazing sonic vibration

which caused the walls to collapse right hence built like jedico as a term of abuse

right hence we have the term cherry bills yeah you're cool you can't

argue with a bible scholar well then walls couldn't have been very strong in the first place of a few blasts of a trumpet knocked them down

could they probably built by a german film

ah there they go off to their nice comfortable homes all right i'll have a big tea waiting

for them that's a foaming beer slipper is warming by the fire yeah and his feet up in front of

coronation strassen and a quick bit of the old leg over on the city is that all you think about wing taking

only when i'm awake moxie at night when i'm dreaming i think a carpentry don't i right what's it gonna be the nade poison

and these bit of gourmet cooking out the hood and then there come like a libya at the club hey that's a good idea ross we haven't done that

for rare 24 hours actually dennis says it's on a very serious point here you know

i've been reading this book recently about health food say and i reckon our dietary habits leave a lot to be

desired i don't mind especially from the point of view of rough each what's roughage ruffage tomorrow

well how can i put it um look if you're bowels were jericho roughage would be a

trumpet oh centipods league not quite

nice thinking more on the lines of bran order no nice vegetable could i ah why

is it pretty one in germany buddy still there you could always nip out the bradford for the takeaway

bus bridge come please telephone for me come on boy it's probably little words you've worn the jackpot oh now we might

like i ain't got my money with you now ah sure hey bubba

don't bother you feel i won't ask rick it'd be nice of any indian restaurants ah there i leave you alone it's your

wife my wife hello patsy what's the matter girl

you know something wine kind of truly disgusting neither

oh wet fat in greece there's nothing wrong with sausages barry you know of course uh i do need a

lot of meat keep the old pecker up so i can understand why you two don't appreciate their final point any aphrodisiac qualities that those

bangers may possess can be equally well obtained from various herbs and spices

oh yeah you mean like that area you know ginseng stuff what's up moxie yeah ginseng china's magical right yeah what do i

want gin sing for when i'm getting a magical root with free gin and oranges

cheap structure in your endocard destroy my argument why thank you one more year fat

grease gristle equals acne and heart attacks moxay maybe not don't wait anybody got any

spare coins lads i'll be phoning brenda later all right there's some there in there on the chest number one

cheers oh yeah

i don't know why i'm coughing up don't go along with all this soppy behavior it isn't sort of yours it happens to be

a gesture of affection between two people who are reluctantly part of that's all i don't expect you to

understand that what do you mean by that like you don't find well what i mean what well the only time your major ever gets

a phone call out to use when you want money sending that's not true i rang on monday to find out here for your cub

draw dinner man william it's like bloody sin trillions in here so nice i'm sorry same i'm talking homer not you

it would be me wouldn't it i'm sorry yours it's me man it's just friday nights i get really

pissed off you know i mean you work every hour that god sends to try and scrape together a decent field quid

and the only way you can get through the boring bloody weekends and this horrible huts to blow all the money you've earned uh

you're right like it's a vicious circle that's what it is what you need to go to import

all right i'm going over the club for an aperture is anybody coming yeah yeah it seems me barney's ready

i thought the idea of a scouser on health food was a bit unlikely help yourself sir oh great cheers oh wait

it's going cold

how much is this going to cost how much

no no i i'm not i'm not complaining brenda i think what the doctor's trying

to say is we live now and pay later that's what i want yes we lift you to die without thinking of the consequences

of it yeah you don't like that you know way all that taken you get up to take his tall onesie you know your body will be

wrapped with anti-social diseases yeah well if it is mate i'll uh cop for a bit of compensation wouldn't i

well i hardly think the club encounters an industrial injury well then i i don't know i work hard

enough for it tonight i'm offloads i'll see you tomorrow you've got to find a young lady down the

old town never right hey barry you like this one she makes you pay now and live later

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indian restaurant on the hofburg straws hey never mind about the restaurant man

what about the phone call oh it was nothing patsy just laid something at home that's all and she was just wondering if i knew what it might

be nothing nothing pretty long phone call to play hunter slipper wasn't it huh

what was business my nose well you've just it's bummer's business you're the guy for curling yeah i'm

going home you know what about you bummer i think i'll give it a miss actually

then we west country folk don't go much and east country grub we'll go over the curry now they're coming oh no i can't

sorry brenda's putting a squeeze on us again i'm gonna think somewhere saving more

money all right what's the after now a sunbed or a bloody jacuzzi oh

my wife's domestic priorities are between me and her all right moxie hey lads lads man lads this is getting

ridiculous this man i mean one after the musketeer spirit

you know we're all tuned in with a lot of greedy little b*stards like weird numbers i'm sure under normal circumstances both bummer

and neville would love to accompany us to the restaurant right but tonight it's just not possible okay

well i think they'll be here because downright anti-social where inside the restaurant was bob

is that the name of the restaurant or the library

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ah that's it that's it you're not speaking any english spread and say yeah me englishing like moment

would you credit today indian where i would kind of speak english oh well we are in germany oz

exactly so why isn't he speaking english i mean he's one of us isn't he i mean this is a curious isn't it can i

get much more british than that can you huh oh so many times have i been out for the curry were you in england

huh orbit doesn't all right on each occasion no matter where we've been you call the indian weight i said that cebu

or gunga din you know but no one in germany you expect this indian land to treat you like some long-lost brother

so what life he would have made a great imperialist you wanted

president

please [Music] please please

please i don't believe it the whole menu is in german there's only

one word i understand here biryani don't even know what that is in

english what's um what's bombay called toffen yeah yeah gizzard gizmo kiss him i'll

handle this oh sabu come here yeah never mind them look we want two beers

right swag yeah yeah sugar water for these two yeah i'd be seeing that sir yeah

sally and uh four chicken curries with rice curry rice hi curry rice that's it with

chicken you know chicken what what

spoke english all the time cheers bob what's yours neville

there must be some way i can save a bit more of me money uh this is it sitting in a night feeling

bloody miserable working man's entitled to his legend neville shouldn't feel guilty about it

i know i know it's just if i earned a bit more you know i wouldn't feel so guilty about going out

with the lads don't be so sure b*mber's first law of economics is the more income you give me the more i

live beyond it perhaps you could do the little spare time job bit of moonlight

[ __ ] chance anyway what you doing at night b*mb

you're not saving as well are you but exactly

bummer just needs to think of it that's all i don't want to pry b*mb but well

there's any problem you know

she's a problem tracy my 16 year old what's the mother

like she run away from home oh no

maybe not nakashi left a note didn't say sure enough with the used car

salesman or some beat group so what are you going to do join the police

wait for they did that this morning i've heard nothing by sunday

i'll have to go back and we'll look i'll have a word with the lads and we'll have a whip around for your plane ride

oh thanks neville but don't do that don't ever want long faces do we suppose not

hey look do you fancy a beer over the club i thought you were trying to save your money well i

am but it doesn't seem that important now

the thing about indian foliage right it's very very very light carbohydrates throw that combine with

the various herbs and spices using the cookie process and you'll make them for a very very healthy diet

all right so how come that are so skinny then i got skinny weary monday like whippets that's what

you'll be like without that ale gut hey hey this is almost a list son you

know i'll eat the stuff between your lugs ah here we go steaming up chicken

curries oh it's a far be from me to cast us versions on your undoubted talent as a

maim artist but uh that's not chicken it's prawn

prawn ah you know man

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all right none of them just jamming never got one damn thing last

four i told him later says look we're not coming back here only to get a weirdo and speak the king's english i know but he didn't speak english did

he so that was a waste of time you hadn't started flapping your hands around like an aesthetical owl oh we're not dead guts now well i know there's

still never left none i don't know i've got some seeds cut for some seeds for me oh god and i'm gonna grab what

the percy throw the dust off yeah how do you know what the seeds are they couldn't even get the food right

lightly end up with a geekbig beanstalk mark i don't care

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what do you reckon the soils like i'll let you know what i find some [ __ ] on some industrial slurry this isn't a

uh very reminiscent attempt our family had an allotment back home you know yeah

that's very important that is you know yeah traditional right to the urban working class that is

what sort of things did you grow oh i didn't grow nothing dad used it to bury all the gary nixon ford's oh i'll say so you're telling me one day

a little cortina mark iii will sprout forth [Laughter]

hello who's died in the night lennon i'll be the original one yeah the only the uh only the fifth person to make that

remark in the last 10 minutes all right all right so uh what you're doing hey come on

bloke down the curry holes last night give us some seeds we're planting a neighbor garden oh yeah well listen son

put me down for a couple of sprigs of the old bob oh i ain't had a decent smoke since i've been out here did you call that he's in it today here

we are trying to produce life in haunting vegetation and all you can think about is

mind-destroying drugs yeah well please yourself son listen i wouldn't go playing up the old site you

know they might want to build on it is theirs after all what if that's the case we'll make a personal pleasure here grimoire

won't we hey ask him to change his plans in the interest of

i'm conservation down for a beer like have you planned someone down the club man oh no thanks schmidt i'm on a bit of an economy drive hey um i keep off the grass

what's the foreign oh great we're almost ready to put the seeds in i don't want to give a sand plot some seeds ah i know i can't bury

gonna go into town plant a few seeds of meal what's he mean by that

what's your after dennis we're your two family favorites it's all changed now you know divvy

david on a sunday lunchtime ah sir dot hey what happened to the sultry voice of gene metcalf

yeah bfp what does what do i could do with her i thought the great british sunday or

she was oh there's a beer here what are we doing

all right so we just had to give her three putts in against the side of the hood hey i hope you didn't trample over that

airplane was that what it was i thought it was a secure box all right no more gene metcalfe

part of my grown-up process she was showing her voice a smell of beef roast

in the kitchen and go hand in hand a glass of shandy with granddad then at

the parlor for our sunday dinner then a hot pathway sing something simple

then uh pretend to do homework while picking the props was on

their sundays were really bloody boring when i was a kid any kind they're gonna make a picture

right oh what am i doing telling me you're getting all shopping and slavish

oh dear me your good mood didn't last for long did it feel nice hey guys 23 marks of assorted

intrigue violence and six that's just a football eh well that's one three one

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hello patty here we go right okay then i love him let's see

what i can do all right buddy it might have to be the train though because i'm a bit strapped at the moment

i'll call you again later from wherever i go

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it's towards your flag home from the lads [Music]

[Music] artie

obama i'm so glad to see you

all right girl all right is there any news at all no nothing oh the police come around last

night after you phoned they wanted a photo of her we're on to something no it was just routine they said oh

come on come clean young couple's probably spotted it even now

oh god i was there

it'll be all right what about a nice cup of tea huh

young has gone to school yeah you just missed him they said they'd come back in your time to see you oh go on then sit yourself

down i'll make the ting all right watch it this man's near most ponies yet

i couldn't get the bed up in fact this morning you know what's the matter with us

usually there's part of him in the morning what time did you come in last night like you must have been late because i was in bed at midnight you

weren't there just as well isn't it always the last way to talk just answer the question

here half wood

hi i'm keeping fit hey oh you stopped [ __ ] with yours

come on over here you can fall out the wrong side of the coven all right well you see us reckons that

you're letting the hood spirit going by going off on your own so there's a mark of his disapproval he

sent it to congress or whatever the germany the country is

president

here we are thanks myla what did this notre tracy say there

she says nobody cares about me here so i'm going somewhere else

don't worry what does she mean nobody cares

i don't know the two of you haven't been rocking have you

b*mb her we hardly see enough of each other to say alone never mind of a rock i'm so busy we only meet in the kitchen

at breakfast and tea time even when she's doing her own work and i'm asleep in this armchair from exhaustion

if she had something on her mind i'd be a fat lot of use to her

but then i'm the only one she's got to own now oh i thought this would wind up my end of the table and why shouldn't it if

you've been here instead of in germany none of this would have happened i've been here instead of being german if there wouldn't be in here the bloody

bailly survivors all out by now you don't think i enjoy working abroad

do you not much being separated from you and the kids is the price i have to pay for keeping our

heads above order life of riley that's what you lead out there b*mber don't think i don't know that patsy for pity sake

our daughter's gone missing and listen to us now i know you've got a lot on your plate girl race nose eight

but if i were to come back here to go on the door i drag you all under with me

i'm sorry

i'm so worried i've got to take it out on someone i know girl i know

yeah hold up i'm right here no i'll say yeah yeah well while we

ordinary mortals have to put up with a cup of coffee in a bar at table around wayne's idea of tiffy that's entirely

different yeah well son she's been hanging around here for half an hour so she must want

something hey word of rock group is weighing but never uh never cement groupies

yeah barry i'll use that as my opening life i wonder if he didn't grow bromide

sorry i don't speak german you're a long way for a moment yeah what

is it netball tour europe or something darling no i can't see my dad he works here

oh yeah that's pretty cold i'm tracy ah got news for you tracy

he's not here is he hey took off last night back to bristol to try and find you well

buggery yeah um well look you can't hang around here

love there's also randy turks on this site you better come up now

take this right now there's a bar down the road you can get a nice cup of coffee in a game of pimple

uh if you hang on there till one o'clock me and some of your dad's mates will come and sort it out all right

what's your name then why not thank you one see you all there

come on there you go love

where'd you fancy got tonight dennis every deer you asked to the same

tough questions look man it's eleven o'clock in the morning man so what hey come on let's just get through the deer before we start thinking about the

night yeah well that's the only way i can get through the damn i'm thinking about the night you know it's like the carrot and donkey

principle isn't it beer and donkey more later shut your face you all right maine and tennis's social

activities have got nothing to do with killjoys look i'm not a killjoy i'm just going to

change my priorities for a couple of weeks or so ah i don't suppose they include coming out on the drink with your mate still it

ah you're talking to us now are you what's brenda got your saving up for that's too important there must be

bloody important if you'll ditch your own good working miracle with it i was supposed to be incumbent

very good mama's daughter's here huh we're here yeah in between you me

and the gate post mate she's the right piece of jailbait where is she

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have a sit down shall we look here we'll be young that's it's great see what you mean

about your [ __ ] yeah oh it's gonna be a single right right yeah yeah you have a cork or a seven up oh i have

another william schnapps please my dad told me all about it nice isn't it right yeah cook

well she's just said she's one saw him how did you get here hi hitch

got a job not from swindon right over to bremer he was called wayne too only that was his last name

yeah uh-huh uh now then i'll tell you that you know your dad's not here tracy

yeah silly star's gone back home well i mean you only did that because he was worried about you you know there was no

need to worry i'm 16. i'm old enough to look after myself

um what are you going to do then love huh well uh obviously i think we should

phone b*mber and let him know that tracy's safe uh in the meantime i think you should stay with us

now then uh i know you're a big girl tracy but this is a foreign country you see does that mean i can stay in your hotel

hotel yeah my mom said that's where you all lived you've got a bar in video games

the pool is empty just an old pet hey uh are we gonna get her in past the eric

say i mean we can't leave her air all afternoon can we hmm did it hey did any of you ever see

albert or n seen albert bennett or what a center for what he was

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foreign

right ignition great never listen live over in warren

barry and moxie we've got a lady guess right that means no swearing no swung around bear asked no no breaking wind right unless it's

underneath the sheets we'll k*ll it now all that applies to you was the fact especially you all right

i don't know how to go on man and you know that thing at all let's have all those pornographic pin-ups off your luck all right

that's not p*rn*graphy my dennis that's all but fraulein october's art all right look i'm going out the phone

b*mber right just get them off

basic mike yeah that's just how the estate agent described it love

basically still it's nice that the company gives you somewhere to rest during the day

say it's going back to the hotel i suppose

dennis dennis oh thank god for that she's safe what yes yes

i think that's the best as well i'll head straight back there now cheers

dennis whatever is happening never guess what tracy turned up there this morning looking for me

in germany got all the way over there by herself

oh my god

oh well will she be all right she'd be fine don't worry she's standing up with dennis and neville

and wait and hers hey dennis have you thought about where

this last is gonna k*ll me oh yeah i think we should put b*mber's bed at the store room for the night basically

from the rest of them and i'll put it in there man it's full of dirty old bags of cement and

plus that's perfume it's you i'm putting in there man not here ah can you catch up with barry moxie

hi i should have seen barry's face he brushed bright pink the mushy is the way down the tongue to get them sell a new pair of pajamas

well i can't see what else possible me look man it just follow one night nobody's [ __ ]

we've just got to make this last welcome you know make sure she doesn't get any trouble yeah make sure she doesn't get the stuff

this is a pleasant surprise what i would do for you you can tell me where bus pledge is well well mr bush but you have to go

back to uh england to sort out a little domestic problem but uh he'd be back in time for work tomorrow

why was this little reported to me well we didn't think it was necessary for the one night like you know

but i might have wanted to make a replacement you must keep me informed i need to know everything that happens on

the site don't worry mr ulrich will not not tell you about anything else i hope so i'll spawn i hope so oh

one other thing there are strange happenings at the hut what sort of happenings a patch of earth

has been dug up and cordoned off why oh that that's just a few of the

lads making a little garden for ourselves you know try and brighten the place up a bit like oh yes i've

heard of this english passion for gardening but i did not think to say it on the german building site

well this is our little home now harold rick we've got to make the best of it

you may continue with your work very trained change probably thought while digging a

tunnel hello hello wayne i hope you don't mind

but i buried your walkman can you help yourself darling you're right

you'd be full yeah do you like them dear yeah then we're madness and kim wilder do you like her likes

putting it mildly in there and her records ain't too bad either i uh borrowed one euro magazines as well

oh you'll go blind you will so you've been all right jacob all right

in here huh yeah except i'm going to go to the toilet you must be missing yeah well look if you can hang on for five minutes darling

we're organized tommy because uh they'll have to be back in a minute

that's a pity yeah right well um first one in always brews

up i already made a part i was expecting to see

a proper little housewife you aren't yeah oh pause the cupboard till you win will you

oh my throat is dries up wheelchair what

oh i mean i'm very thirsty

very nice thank you all right you can come again peter

honey hi come and say hello to tracy well all right hi hi

tracy are you pleased to make your acquaintance hello wayne was wrong about you

you don't have a bad complexion at all no no no that's ask me my moxie

all right there oh hello hello

oh yes sorry i see what you mean you must be the radish then yeah yeah that's me yeah here then

uh tracy would like to make use of the um facilities you know yeah oh of course pet um

yes uh the thing is we'll we'll just have to make sure that they're not occupied you see this is a a men only sight you see um us

what uh escort tracy down to the the amenities hut will you what i mean at least what's

this the cars are your burke ah and once you make sure it's empty make sure it stays empty right

guard the door right no then there yes you better put your disguise on you'll walk you

know then there shouldn't be any management about but you never know let you know okay then

i reckon we should go down the club yeah hold on hold on what are we gonna do about tracy eh we can't take her down a

club apart from six geezers and one bird looking a bit dodgy mate she can probably drink this right under the table i don't know i know that's exactly

why you're going to stay here and look after her me win yes win i mean look man you've you've

got much more in common with her than anybody else i mean things like uh music and hair

earrings oh hold on dennis i don't don't mean to be rude but it's wayne really the right braun to be

babysitting a 16 year old girl yeah yeah a little bit like the rat in charge of the chase lord

i don't know whether to be flattered or insulted by you look look look i can't do it can i mean i'm nearly

old enough to be a father i mean neville he'd be the obvious choice but he's grown out again isn't he

i mean i mean barry and moxie i mean they'd bore the poor girl to death with a herb talk wouldn't it

yeah and gardener bogged doors about the limit of oz's responsibility so that just leaves you soon yeah well i

can see your reasoning then but look you can't have help but notice that trace is a bit of a you know she's a bit of a come-on aren't

she yes i know and who better to coop with her than a man in the world like you win

okay it's like them american tv films and there you know where to get an x-con to go after the

bad guys because he's the one who knows how they think moxie have just hit the nail right on the head son oh well thank you for that

tribute moxie so you all trust me then is that it course would trust you

look i mean you know that she's b*mber's daughter don't you and you know that we've

uh we've put our complete trust and faith in you and you know that uh if you'll hear so

much as one finger on earth we'll have your plums on a skewer

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oh so excited about manual blocks only get one butter yeah

just meet your kid what to do is it oh yeah

thanks a lot here we go love the perfect tv dinner

all we need now is a tv i didn't know they have mcdonald's in germany oh yeah they're everywhere love

today germany tomorrow the verde right that's einer grosser mac mitt french fry's courtesy of buried a radish

in his delivery bike i uh oh i didn't upset him calling him

back yeah you're all right she's used to a lot worse don't i get one what would your dad say

get stuck in girl i should think okay just the one now huh

i expect you think i'm a right prat going on about that hotel i just didn't tweak that you all actually lived in here

uh nah we find it a bit hard to believe ourselves love

that was my mom's fault see she told me dad was over here having a whale of a time huh well now you're no different don't

you i mean we go out for your drink in the occasional meal now

it's only says we can get out of this place though i uh suppose you see a lot of girls

no not really i mean just three or four a week you know i reckon it's the earring and the accent

they go for yeah well it can't be anything else can it oh i don't know

i think you're very attractive yeah i don't think you should be talking to

your babysitter like that tracy don't you fancy me then

yeah of course i do uh it just so happens you're the daughter of a much valued work mate

and i'm under oath and i apart from the threat of castration to uh behave myself

nobody would know though would they look tracy can we drop this love what

this uh lolita act it's not now of course it is i know when a bird's for real or not

and your line is straight out of tracy or my guy whatever you call them teenage magazines

what i'm trying to say is love you're a 16 year old school girl i mean you're not a raver

you're not an every drinker or a foul-mouthed sluggit so why come on like one now just eat your chips

cause it helps me get noticed my mom's too busy with the other kids to listen to me and my dad's never around

what am i supposed to do grab by myself look tracy none of us is here to get

away from our families you know well aussies and there's you know dennis's problem to a certain extent but

not b*mber he's doing it all for you sweetheart

and well you could make it all worthwhile couldn't you by making him feel proud of you i know

i don't really want to hurt him he's a great bloke i suppose i just want to be sure he still cares about me

yeah all right i don't think there's much doubt about that

tracy hey now you tell your dad exactly what

you told me eh and i'll see you down the bar for a quick lemonade thanks wayne

he looks as though he's adding up really cute i mean yeah

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you know what you are don't you moxy you're a judas ah that was the word i was trying to think

of today oh well it's a bible again you say it's not your strong point i was wanting to call another lot what's

never done to incur your wrath well he's not here is he three nights running mission on

i'm not coming out i want a girl for a walk look that's because the man is trying to

save up some money man us huh and considering that's where most of his money goes that's the best place to

make economies oh personally i've made his move for me ah

but what's that gotta do with them not coming out on the drink hey there how are you happy wonder is wait yep what are you gonna do

how about you tracy we'll get a down you'll go no thanks dad i'm only 16 remember the

coke will be fine i'm putting this young lady in hotel tonight so she and cat's the first train back in the morning

oh any of your lads fences about to eat in town milky bars are on me oh hey hey bro that's just what we need

yeah right yeah well we're going to go there anywhere that flog's scared or do you me

can i make a suggestion that um in order to avoid the outbreak of the civil w*r like no

can i suggest it uh yeah try to decide good idea what do you think about that

well i know this sounds silly but i'd really like a curry i don't suppose they have them in germany

that's just where you're wrong actually twice you know actually that's just where you're wrong oh table for seven uh seminars

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thanks very nice very nice hey i'll tell you what we should get barry of binder louis i'll get him back on the old beer

get him back on the party huh yes you know i'll handle it this time

okay we don't want your uh give us a clue routine upsetting the waiter all right lionel all right all right

don't worry no let's go hey [ __ ] bloody hell it's clive of

india whoa whoa so they have heard the north west frontier but never the northeast

that's what you've been doing i started in a ladder yeah come on get them all over with what

you think we've only just started

i have a good laugh just because i show a bit of initiative and get myself a part-time job what on earth is brenda shearin for to

reduce you to this eh you must know it's our fifth wedding anniversary later this year

i thought it'd be nice if we had a second honeymoon dressed like that lovely give it a rest wayne man will you

sure what do you think maguire new delhi probably the same as the first time minoga i still don't know where minogue

that is yet and what do you think i feel neither do i almost you need them oh that's just it i've nearly got enough

dennis i'm just seeing out the week i never thought you lot would find out well i tell you what

you'll get the order right today well i'll put a good chip in what will happen

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mouth hey buddy moxie you better get outside

the birds are eating all your seeds come on

quick oxide

struggle look really could have k*lled a lot of it on the side of the morning all

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that's living all right [Music]

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but you don't ask their names