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01x06 - The Accused

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet". Aired: 28 April 2002 – 29 December 2004.*
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Series follows seven British construction workers who leave the United Kingdom to search for employment overseas.

01x06 - The Accused

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used all my options worked off my dues laid all the cards now there's nothing

to lose i don't want tomorrow to be like today

that's why i'm breaking away i'm trying to

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that's why i'm breaking away

breaking away

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i don't know what to try you know see you see recently i've been reading a lot about alternative medicine you know

it's like no naturopathic cures that kind of thing see the short comments of orthodox medicine

ointments and so obvious today only they only suppress the problem they don't eliminate the toxins which are the road

calls that's very interesting worry even see that's the fundamental difference between natural cures and those dispensed by the

medical professor

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this is

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oh i'm gonna keep this stamp

i bet it'll be rare one day oh it's basting penny black i expect it will

nice saudi arabia

he's uh he's working there on the pipeline good crap dad oh well but you see your uh your social

life severely curtailed you see there's nothing to do but it's like play drafts or kick the ball around

it's too what to kick a ball oh i didn't mean if i made that

[Music] now for you was didn't expect notes lean

uses good news as far as happening soon i've got a letter from my cousin neville

he's uh working in saudi arabia oh yeah oh lots of money like but nothing to do

i can see the right james very strict there you see you can't even drink you know what i

read about that somewhere you can't even drink oh it's against the religion i know but yeah yeah cousin's english

isn't he way birmingham out to you not this year it's no different size you still could abide by the rules of the regime

that's why booze is verboten oh assists against the police or something oh well one lightsaber well it's you

know it's it's a public flogging at least never no it's right there it's a well-known fact what one lady ill and you get

flogged in a marketplace i expect a newcastle browns life imprisonment no but i mean buddy's

cousin's british he's like so i hear with the addicts i mean

i mean if we broke the law over here we wouldn't be subject to the rx rules would we look of course we are i mean the state

country isn't it they're laws in that no i'm just saying i mean doesn't give them the right to flog us and morgan

[Music] pleases

brenda's getting all edgy again i don't know what she imagines i get up to around yellow

it's obviously torturing myself with fancies in my dissolute lake tell you what tinder a polaroid this

dumper that'll reassure her i mean when she sees a crack i'm saying once you must realize this

precious little left for me to enjoy your lamish lake steve she's lonely nev you know i mean it's it's the worst

time been a few weeks now ah also i miss her god knows

well i'm going back for the weekend i'll i'll drop you if you're like oh yeah i have to see the solution

sort of things out oh the horse is going through is it ah looks like it's brother

one who accused the cheering oh how am i den i don't reckon your viewers any happier about this divorce than you are

yeah who knows look i'm just going to go in the cupboard's office check the flight times

hey maybe i'll come with you

[Music] it's with that

oscillations good manners nobody did it on boy you'll take their say a little bit expect that you'll want to decide what you'll fit you'll do

i wonder what you've got more mutes amongst the addicts you know [ __ ] man no i haven't you all made me it was more

than you are welcome to those friends

just getting too much around to yell out especially that laws anyway i want to see brenda sort that

out you were do not forgot about something

what that incriminating masterpiece on your upper arm oh god i got so used to it i'd forgot

all about it it's a good job i mentioned it then isn't it

where is this bar then uh sort of in the old town but not quite so i crossed this square opposite that bar where all the

mix hang on you know what a caller i forget i just come across it by accident this pack full of strampy like had a

little bummer he likes him rampant strong i'll promise you it's full of this it's not one of them

student boys is it a kind of stardom student boss ah you get all sorts in there it's good sounds too

van island sticks ac dc no chance to be boswell i suppose oh eve

buzzwell sugar brush come dance with me

don't that ring a bell you can't say it does my stuff all right your launch to a plumber i tell you who else bummer used to like

ghana remember yarner dennis well vaguely we don't recall any of our records we

should enormous t*ts and live so many brains oh and have shipped yourself oh it's 310

i just wanted to shave on a few minutes i can't fix that man yeah great idea that cheers me

i read this spy book once you know where this blog brings the plans through in a plaster cast he pretends his legs brutally and then

he comes across the board over the maker film stuck down in the plaster come on that lake except you got caught in shots

oh cheers great i'm ready hey have a painting for me will you

call it a bit of where i've come from soon i called it shaped it exhibition it's the best break in get past it's an awful [ __ ] all right

we'll see that's all right come on

[Music] hey what do you mean hope it works out

what about divorcing no way i didn't realize that

that's nice to me you know is he definitely getting a divorcee

sadly yes well look you bloody dennis

hello come in come in you must be mr patterson how are you

clive armitage and uh how are you vera i'm fine thanks

clyde right uh sit down won't you i was uh just sorting through this lot

i'm sorry but there's no one else here on a saturday yeah well i appreciate that but uh i can't get here through the

week uh yes now avira

your wife uh tells me that you haven't appointed your own solicitor yet am i right no well you see i didn't

think it would get this far i'm afraid it has got this far and we

have to move ahead well i've done my best to accelerate things haven't there dennis there's no need to be something so what pet

when i knew she was serious i said to myself right let's get this all over with as soon as we can

that's why i signed the letter yes i have it here mr paterson but i still can't represent both of you

ethically and professionally and as you have a home and family you should have legal counsel

it's for your own good look i know what's good for me it's all being stripped away by what's happening here and now

do you mind if i smoke not at all

use that lighter

sorry you're soon you have to consider division of matrimonial assets such as

the house and belongings there are the periodical payments to consider what we used to call maintenance

for the wife and children and there's the question of access to the children ah there's always more to go into it

than you figure i'll get a solicitor i'll see to it

how long before it's all done you should have the well it depends on the court lists but

you should have a decree nice i within three months then six weeks to make it absolute

absolute that's a hard word to argue

with

ah where where am i is that what you were gonna

say i'll never realize for a minute i'm not used to

curtains and wallpaper yeah a cup of tea in the journal oh excellent do you know what time it is

uh it's after 11. never i was up at nine i've been the shops already and i've had

a coffee with me sister oh hey i slept like a log out to the world it's jet lag

what have you been up to over there too many late nights oh i have a very wild social life i've never seen my bed for a week oh

who's then don't be daft i don't know where you get these ideas from how are you spilling your tea

neville sorry i'm like an animal ah you didn't mind

last night though did you i just wondered where you'd got it from do you want me that didn't seem to hurt your arm

well yeah bad um oh well like i said it's not serious you

never told us how it happened well it was some scuffle and fell down let's have a look away oh it should have a new dressing

shouldn't it i'll do it i'll get some new bandages don't worry pet i was a nurse after all come on through

dan oh i was here just passing like you where did you tell your breakfast i just got up an hour ago hey i slept

like a log i woke up in the fireplace where's your brenda she's out the hairdressers we're going on the town for

a meal a night yeah i'll make you some fresh tea no no no i don't bother neville i thought i might uh cut your paint down the mud place oh

right yeah i don't know what to k*ll like i'm picking up the bands at one getting them out from the deer oh nice i

could brief on you where to take where would you suggest to know spit cold for the beach huh

still called for the beach in glory or westeronium they're a bit young for the match hi i

would better let them get a bit older before we inflict that misery on them hey yeah holds your arm by the way oh

hey what a narrow escape i had brenda wanted to change the dressing never how did you get out of that

well i told her to put this special ointment on which had to be allowed to set [ __ ] what'd you say it was airplane glow

i hardly say something well it's nothing bunny lard compared to the deception the cheer imagine you looked away i've set a

mind at rest about that you have to be firm with a man dennis really hey i should have sought your advice earlier never

oh oh you were at the solicitors weren't you how'd it go come on man get your skirts on let's get that paint

donkey's nice [Music]

you're helpful charm cheers mom

[Music] hey it's ellen neville being there local

now oh don't be brand new let another out oh ten's got no more trouble on that score is he

pulled in you don't say much he keeps it all inside but he's taking his divorce kind of hard

i mean time's winning chariot she's okay you see your old lady fight woman can't be easy looking after

b*mber and five kids and why right now i don't know right there twelve exactly a union blessing

heaven but since that night were consummated in the caribbean outside reports it made it to the half the distance hey

in spite of your affection for yearning oh you don't know about that

this is he must have been working there saturday in myself it went from my angle what hey

yo it's a good club waiting for i want it eventually again only been adds

it's okay

[Music] you don't speak for the rest of us have

a drink right [Music]

suit yourself [Music]

this idea twitter relations is strange pro tem

[Music] do you mind if i take the purpose pipe

for the lads maybe the express will you i like to read roderick man

what's that great smell i've got a leg alone oh great i just live on rubbish over there

all fried or out of tins should try and eat the right kinds of food pet fruit's important i've packed you a lot

of oranges and i'm making up some sandwiches for tonight when you get back

wish i didn't have to go no i know you think we're just raving it up

over there but honestly it's not like that at all not for me anyway stop in most nights

or just pop over to the logo we must go out sometimes though the disco isn't that why do you oh

only on thursdays what happens thursdays the girls may go to tuxedo junction

girls going free that night what's tuxedo junction oh it's very exclusive

lots of footballers get down there oh do they why don't you trust isn't it

as much as you trust me well that's okay then isn't it

i could have had another four hours with him the plane doesn't go until five dennis i know how often do they get the

chance of going up to the country alan's going to drive him to rothbury

anyway after you've gone what would they do would sit in front of the television as usual kids needed dennis does it never occur

to you that i might need them let's not start

all right kevin i told you to put a warm coat on not cool you will be up on them was go

on can i wear this man yes yeah put this around your head she has never

had a cold this one why is my dad not coming back to germany

i'd come otherwise you know that don't you huh

mom can't take me paul you won't need it kevin just this once you won't need your ba*ls he's

going to play for newcastle one day on youtube yeah me and jerry you're not going to join together

come on there's alan well draw them hey you look after your mom right you're big enough to know you know draw dad

two more love ya he's got a great call

alan has he it's w*r then you best get off

how will you get to the airport well i'll just cheer a car will never give my love and friend or two if you

see a tell her i'll pop around or a visit yeah sure

well take care then you too

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thanks guys everybody oh the beard sound

waves away what's up we're human oh full of coals

hey you want some tea dad well oh no no thanks max

god what a depressing place huh sunday night in a hut in

dusseldorf uh especially after all man too true hey do you know exactly where

the lads are oh they'll be at this new bird of wind phones it's across the square

in the old town you know what is it that probably the big streak what do you say never we'll go suicidal

if we spend the night in here ah a couple wouldn't hurt would it no come on come on

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we told you escape was impossible just keep your voice down you know you were going to get us really

m*rder*d one day you you've only been back two minutes you two's on me back already uh yeah i'm off for a slash meeting hey

if you pass that cigarette machine get us 20 facts [Music]

oh my god

[Music] deutsch english

sure light great

neville it's another i need a team level's pulled like never

never they're jumping up i'm sorry with his wife that you forgot thank you okay you buy me a prank

oh yeah so you i must go no i leave sorry

wait where'd you go the beagle billing site was taxi yeah

well must be off no it's my way i share weight

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like print don't paychords stupid we're just sharing a cab i said i was off and

checking off of our ice stats wouldn't like a rapid rain bike

okay

oh [Music]

really please you walk me walk

it's dark

thank you

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so what's so special about this place last night on friday

[Music] so you and those were here both nights were you yeah sunrise

well that explains it doesn't it what you're freighting them all up

we warned us not to use his child ah halloween bollocks

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yeah nerf you haven't talked with the old comer last night yet oh it's over in a flash you're all tucked up when we got back hi quicksilver i

never left yeah what's the word there never get jumped last night or something

i couldn't believe it oh outside now please outside

oh british come with me

only the british you got the english against october

hey what's going on

foreign

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is

why am i here me here here and why if global doesn't

stop all four common clown i i don't understand german doesn't

anybody else speak english and will somebody tell us what's going on

the i don't understand

did police say that the girl she was assaulted beaten up yeah well

anybody could see that what's that got to do with neville you saw what happened

she pointed him out last night she said he beat her up oh that's bloody madness man look you

know young neville you know he's not capable of a thing like that don't you it would surprise me yes i

admit it b*stard should it is in police hands all right no it's

not all right look that young lads down that cop shop right he's alone if he's scared stiff he'll need a lawyer

don't you give me an old off work i'll get on there try and sort it out all right he should have helped

foreign and then i dropped her off at her

apartment you go with girl pon

you went with her to her apartment oh well she asked us to she said it was dark and

she asked us to take her in but i only went parted away and

she asked us inside but i said no i had to get back so i left there and went to find another

cab before does on the taxi become how long

did it take you to get another cab only about 10 minutes i was parked in the hood soon after

newton

what do you see he said it was long enough long enough for what i was only with her

a minute at the most and it took us about 10 minutes to find the cab

you can check the times with it with the bombing and all me mates and both cubbies

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um

what do you say he said he wants to question you and everybody who was with neville last night he's coming back to the building site

with us well come on go and see the lad please dennis it'll not help

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um

snap hey let you see him this time hi poor

sod won't we let him know they asked to let you out unless they charges you you've charged them with what i don't

know whatever the germans call it as*ault i suppose at least he's got a lawyer now

i suppose it's the equivalent our legal here apparently he's a good enough bloke but i mean how can we tell

well what about belle i mean don't i have that over here they won 3 000 marks in his passport

3 000 how are we going to manage that god knows we'll have to have a whipper on the

support where's all the lancer we're over the club we're all skimp man it's only tuesday oh

jesus what a bloody mess

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look if you don't want to make anything of this just forget about it right you should know you'll never bet please

we know him as you say we wish to help you do yeah we do we

don't have much car oh cheers look we need bail uh money you know to get him out

of international

okay we all put in

no now what just because i'm two minutes late come

here

what's your telephone from england where you cannot be man please take it

we're

oh hi is he there please uh no he's not the moment is he all right

oh he's this family well it's just that he usually calls his monday nights mondays and fridays without fail only

never called last night well i had this number for emergencies you see and well

no there's nothing to worry about he's had an accident hasn't he no no he's fighting himself it's just um

it's just what why can't you come to the phone well er he's had a bit of b*llet leak

[Music]

hey horse good news is the eric's having a whip room for neville's feel it's

uh well the bad news is brenda's coming over whatever

if it goes that far sound good you speak good english haha the dusseldorf judiciary knows that only too well

they give me many englander well i'm sorry i mean englishmen own scots too football hooligans

my butter and bread hey i've brought a german friend just in case well helmut

i think that is not a case i've now seen copies of the girl statement and also the report from the police log

i'll give you translations of course uh you'll see there are many holes

however i must now do some homework of my own just in case see witnesses verify facts etc etc etc

well i can uh bring the lads in whenever you like oh god

oh he says um maybe we should discuss all this after we got neville out yeah i got that yeah that's a good idea uh

did you bring the uh the the shorty yeah it's all here uh it'll just need a lot of content

oh yeah yeah oh did you win all this uh in a poker school no no we got a whip

around i'm sorry yeah um the young's having susan collegt

not us but don't uh neville has many good friends

do you want to stop for the drink no just let's get back there hey we would

have had you out earlier you know if we had the money just about said the lads had a whip road

link well they you can thank helmet and all the eric's for that i can't

thank you enough oh wait bunny lord get it out yes sister man now you can feel

salads hey they're all dying to see you in our nep [Music]

i never thought i'd miss ours

oh it's right it's full of holes look according this police report they saw this girl this uh bettina near

the street where she lives the patrol car spotted her noticed she was in distress but she ran away the father on foot

and caught up with her so what exactly is the point look she ran away right she didn't

report it she didn't go to the police or register a complaint or whatever they call it right so when she

sees the law does a runner absolutely hmm but she the prosecution might argue that the

girl evaded the police because because she didn't want the aggro like oh i see most r*pe cases they don't get

reported you know because the victim don't want the stigma all right yeah yeah fair enough barry fair enough

but the other alternative issue was uh trying to protect somebody the boyfriend boyfriend wait the block

she was with in the bar there's a few shaggy had lights hanging around her ah i know it's right

there was there was one bloke in particular roy's right she was having a ding-dong with him right yeah he looked very beady did when they

went off with her well that's why she's trying to pull you down and get up the other geezer's nose yeah

you mean turn those irresistible charm yeah listen i get friends we find these

who you look for yeah right that's more like let's find the b*stards and give them a good school no i think that

things speak language ask questions need

someone to identify him won't you though well you and me go b*mb we'll know them

[Music] i think i had a jeep i'll make some

coffee good luck lads yeah i'm gonna go for a shower fancy a couple of jobs later right your own way

thing like this really lets you know who your friends are me right there it does that

listen uh something i've got to tell you uh well

look i've gotten over the bus i'll see you later

what brenda she's coming over what she knows all about how did she

find notes well you didn't ring on mundia you see i mean she panicked she rang the sight oz was passing like

ours i made a bloody noise well it wasn't him tell he was his fault neville you know i mean he he was caught on the

spot i mean he couldn't explain why you weren't available without earth thinking you were ill or something

anyway i ran a straight back butcher was adamant anyway she missed a deer's flight which

will be over first thing in the morning that should have kept me in salad before

because i'm gonna k*ll us

you're looking very happy today hi i'm pets last night helmet these mates found the uh block who beat up the girl

oh yes yeah it looks like it i think they uh persuaded him to accompany them down the

clink anyway we've all got to go down there for a testimony in that but uh

will you do me a favor for you for you i do a favor

well neville's wife she's flying in any chance she could nip off and meet her sure of course i don't know the thunder

don't worry i'll think of some way

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thanks ever so much that is the reservation is in your name okay goodbye cheerio

[Music]

hello fred oh dennis i know i know come on there's no

need to fret it's all over with he's a free man what well he's concluding formalities but all charges are dropped they've got

you the blue honest well don't look to your surprise you don't think never did it did you no of course not i hate some of our

german friends they uh phoned the block and turned them in i think they uh extracted their own confession he didn't look too healthy

well what exactly happened then well uh this block you see he was like

the boyfriend well he got the needle when he saw him neville take her home well he bit her up you see

then the police saw condition and she fingered nev he did take her home didn't he brenda the point is that is the point

dennis of course i knew that neville didn't do the things that said he did but he took that girl home he went with him he

didn't look she imposed herself on him she shared his cab

look you know young neville he's so polite he'd give hitler a ride

hey you're going to make me very angry brenda what look if you can't see on what's out loud cares for you you're a

very silly loss he cares so much it hurts it hurts him to be away from home

it hurts every minute he has to spend over here sacrificing everything he wants so that you can enjoy something better

in the future look he's the only booger in germany who isn't on the pole oh you're his friend

and you're his wife and you don't seem to know that lad as well as i do

look the reason he got into trouble is because he didn't go with a girl if he'd been like the rest of us should

have gone oh i'd gone he'd have done the business she'd have been content nobody to be none the wiser

but he's not like the rest of us he gave her the elbow she got vindictive he didn't want to

know that's what happened i suppose so

look i'm sorry i'm sorry i i didn't mean to sound off at you like that it's just

well you two you've got a marvelous marriage now i appreciate that more than most because

maine's down the toilet oh you're right dennis

well what happens now well let's go and fetch the ladder

well thanks thanks for everything and they are for me it was a change from defending britishers who've broken up

bars thanks very much everybody bittybitting our new helmet and your mitts i don't

know who you managed to nail him didn't surprise me like why what was that like

they have ways of making you talk are you gonna introduce us to your friends never certainly not we're going back to the

hotel and we're out for a meal tonight

[Music]

shoulders mind pictures not worth it i'll give you a ride back to the hotel yes

oh cheers yeah over there yes i have a word please just a minute back look um

i suppose like sooner or later you go and brenda be going to bed like oh business is that of yours that's the

case i i think you should take precautions you mean brenda's on the pill oh well

but sir still think you should wear this thought

i'm very kind well you know i appreciate it you've been a lot of help it really was

not necessary but uh thank you oh thank you

oh what about the happy couple oh brenda's staying over devil's going to

take her for a meal and surely old town and you're going with us

what do they need me for well perhaps you could take me out for a meal

then oh are you another one of those married

men yeah i'm afraid i am yeah

put that only just

[Music]

is [Music]

but you don't ask their names

[Music]

that's right

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that's living all right

that's living