01x09 - The Alien

[bunniefuu]

used all my options worked off my dues laid all the cards now there's nothing

to lose i don't want tomorrow to be like today

that's why i'm breaking away i'm trying

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breaking [Music]

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champion in the tournament of arsenal's ah i've got a good start probably jumping no no no we're well

pete oh it's not a place of nature i wasn't bad at school but then you just

get out of it don't you oh man since we've been coming back here right here i'm getting back into it again all right

that's the sad thing about sports after school here at all google well you played soccer for a while then

uh off and on he was a grand player boring center back

let nothing pass ah stop where i [ __ ] imagine they've got footballers carves in

there you'll keep your eyes just like young would you give it up then well sooner or

later your footballing aspirations come into conflict with the probe well especially if our way find yourself getting a beer good

swapping too many [ __ ] kick your silly and still don't but you can't made it i tell you what it is i

miss it i made two it was great being part of a team wouldn't it

i love the weird games mate coming back in the bus creates a booze three odd brag in a sing

song magic uh it's a pretty we can't get a team here in it

and uh take on the edicts like well i know whatever not enough obvious for us as foot a team

is that i don't have to be footed is it in fact i prefer if it wasn't because uh

i can't apply to sammy blue in life hey hi could be swimming great idea yeah let's get a team yeah it

could be except you're the only real talented that's well something there must be something we can channel our energies in no

what do you reckon ted well you're talking about our hut you're talking about a bunch of confirmed non-competitors you

only want to channel there and it's just a soap and beer there must be something

i could play table tennis if you got a job

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what's in the paper then nothing is going to change the course of history son it's the music pressing it oh

you're really into that aren't you music's my life moxie you should have been a rock star you

dead ringer for ronnie woods anybody ever told you that yeah a couple of times in fact

as it happens i'll sign with his autograph for a couple of foul lines down the old town on tuesday go away you didn't yeah yeah there's no

arm done though they was thrilled at having met one of their idols and i was gratified having put a bit of colour into their otherwise

drab existence don't seem right to me somehow look i didn't abuse woody's good name by

jumping them did i i could have could you yeah they're all over me like a cheap coat they were

but i've got a code of ethics moxie i know where to draw the line oh very commendable though in this day

and age yeah earn it mind you being ethical and i've put a

crimp in your nuts

hello grandma it's not monday already is it no it is not it is sunday

and on sundays i expect to be with my family at home served you out of they never mind some

pull out my bed we accept all sorts in here please i am not in the mood for your insolence

where's patterson dennis down above something what do you want him for

he is your leader supposer it's not a role he relishes though why what's the problem england has other

problem they always are well i reckon a dead

certainly having some sort of competition pinball's the answer cause i'm nearly a grand mustard or nothing

that's not exercise well what about i'm wrestling i'll take anybody on it that

look that's another pub game isn't it we want somebody to take us out to the pub oh i can't be out of that

yeah too old you know you're beating your head against a brick wall son oh man he's always trying to organize

things never man no i'm not yes you are man you and buddy you're like a couple of old women man

you'd have this place turning into a youth club you had your way next thing you know we'll be coming in

here you'll be wanting to go over near chill walks and collect butterflies and give us a bottle of beer i still fancy

table tennis dennis oh you know you could all chip in by table right

yeah i used to be at that band at that i did why well played in the west bromwich

district sunday methodist league i did

oh what's wrong with that no no no they're not then i'm just remembering nowhere i knew your name

from you know take the mick i don't care i'm the one who's got the trophy back home

on the mantelpiece next to me brother's signed autograph for lena's ever owner

what truly yes it's anybody pewter tanker didn't it engrave with my name and ellen ferguson

and who's uh who's helen ferguson my partner mcstuffins will run a

software yeah 1979 west bromwich and districts on the methodist lake

oh well it's like a pinnacle that isn't it of a bloke's career isn't it yeah nobody can

ever take that away from me mate i shouldn't think anybody wonder lost causes there well i did warn you

neville mind you uh i reckon we could make the next olympics a lethargy yeah yeah then grandma's looking for you be better yeah

what do you want well you know that nut on mcgowan yeah it's a bit of a bloody casey isn't he apparently had a bit of a

tiff in a bar last night a bit of a chief i suppose fracar's a better word really anyways put some eric

in hospital and he's in the nick doesn't surprise me he's a nutty

what's that got to do with me well he must have given his employer's name who rang grumwald who came down here to tell

us that it's our responsibility to bail him out huh well why us because he's a brit

says the behaviour of the brits none of his business well it's none of my business either isn't there he lives in a hostel doesn't he he's not

noah hud and i'm stopping the knicks still a brit now honey then and grimald sees you as top man doesn't he

oh bloody hell look when i'm not accountable for every mad man in germany just because they're british ah he's a bit of a hula again him like

best place for him and it blood like that nick trouble is grumble reckons if we can't

take care of our own we can all ship out well he said that that's not a fit nothing to do with us i'm just telling

you what he said what you mean a tim or us yeah either we look after it or we can get the next boat home

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personally i don't think mcgowan's worth that much it's a tight little skip bill you know then i doubt it he's probably in as much

brother back home as he is here i can walk out i'm here i'm beyond

without any help from you lot listen i know exactly what i had so if you alex have divided anything else

between you i'll know where's me saint christopher right can we have a little money [ __ ]

no right pulling me in here in the first place you know that told you hello jordy nothing am i doing

you want me to be upset

i was only having a couple of jazz you know minding the old business like them nothing else started that i wasn't looking for any trouble well it looks

like you never are other what's that supposed to mean well every time a bloke like you says he's not looking for trouble you can bet your

bottom dollar that's exactly what he's looking for right it's what you're after is it oh am i knocking on the head you know we're not the enemy we'll just bail

you out just don't have a go at me right don't leave off just leave it out with you or someone

i'm just saying well i'm just saying we chipped in to get you out you know so come monday you're straight in the scope okay it's no fret all right all right as

long as you do you know i've got better things to do with our money i told you no bother right right great great

buy myself a jar right that kissy oh yeah let's get

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i am working in three inches of water all morning these off

there's blaze if anybody wants bread

what a delightful lunch we have before us tea and bread hey there's also pilchards in the

raspberry jam oh i'm sorry moxie i didn't realize you put a bit of effort into it could i see

the win list look it's not my fault well you're on cook house this weekend yeah but there's no oils keeping this

there since we built mcgowan what a way to live yeah

and our key nevis to like instigate some extra mural activities this uh this magazine has given me an

idea you know we we can form a group form a group huh

well it's right up your streets you look the past anyway

[Music] let it feel buddy ah busting so there's a postcard here from bummer

says uh the weather's fine the beer is even better and i'm glad none of you is here

that's typical oh jump in pilchards and raspberry jump that's all we got then i'm going to go play this let's go to german

postmark so what well i don't know anybody in chimney i mean he'll be right in the middle it'll be some last you'll get quiet on the

rest of us and now barry rettens has found the answer to your desire for extraterrestrial activities

extramural okay he says we should form a group a group whatever next oh nosh i'll be

lead singer obviously you know on account of my magnetism and charismatic charm who else plays anything well i had a

clarinet once but um i could only play off a blue moon i will put mcgonagall for drums he likes

hitting things that would be the most over nothing oh hey this is from colin

oh colin you know uh latham the landmark the one in the army

what's happening again no he says he's settling very well thanks to us he says oh hey

listen he's coming over on the 36-hour pass bringing three of his mates he wants a match army against civilians well that's just

at your prayers body language

well i'm not good at dots yeah well i'm in the team it's my board

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they're gonna stuff it to me you know that being a print like you know they've thrown me out the hostel are

they they're just waiting for their chance to very very vindictive yet average eric

yeah well no wait a minute let's uh let's be fair i mean you can't really blame the germans can you i mean living

that live that's what i always say i mean you have these germans all right i mean compared to a turk

ah because the germans just started that fight the other night they provoked me

look i'm just saying i mean it's not the first thing that's happening is it the record ot is not exactly all

tarnished yeah maybe two more of them here you go cheers

i mean i'm no worse than most you know i mean they're back on my own turf like you know where

i'm a very popular bloke least ways no one's ever said that they didn't like me you know where

now and then you know i get a big antagonist you know now and then yeah i mean how often you know and then

riding oh pioneer right

i just had about 10 pills you know a few

schnapps

great it's going to be the best four players on merit regardless of anything else yeah but

including whose board it thing all is agreed what about you nah

count me out not into games bad for the image

[Music] i'm just no good at dolls i never have been but whenever we've got to have the

best team give these soldier lots of run for the money yeah there will be money on it no doubt sure we'll have eliminate this

right pick the best four then we'll practice like hell how are they moxie let's see no my nev you want us to have a team

after all not if i'm not in it oh you can be manager then

ah look at that 50 69. see the important thing is what it's

doing for the hut in it you know for morale and such like it's unifying us in a common goal right

i mean that's what you wanted after all that's what's important

yeah barry's right it's reaffirming the harmony of the up 45. there you go

oh lads hey you know i guess what's up in the chuck we're going out of his hospital

well that's not surprising i bet they're only two glad to get shot of him yeah there wouldn't be much harmony in the hostel with him about would

therefore i told him you could keep down here quite a bit

this is it

cheese up

hey pardon where's the bug here took this real mac i'll show it i'm

gonna sh**t

yeah us can i have a word i'm going for the ship then it won't take a minute

it's him what on earth possessed you to bring him in here well dennis had anywhere else to go well

that's his hard lines right he brought that on himself well he kind of see a blow up with it a bad man then him you can

you better find him a cage mate he even snores aggressively he's going to make all our lives a miseries well academic you all ain't

much more of a one candidate he's never alone knives right nevis he's going to spoil everything he is he's only one person man look man we've

just about got used to living with each other right no it hasn't been easy but we've managed no you you've gone and

bollocked everything up asking him in here yeah we're not a bleeding halfway house man no he's gonna go it's as simple as that

oh yeah and you're gonna tell him no no

delegation right we can write a strongly worded protest and then dennis can go dennis can what all right dennis can

tell him to knock off dennis is going to get his head thumbed i will all back you up though wow dance is good a point

well i don't know well sir he's not a bad bloke oh no i mean compared with other violent psychopaths i suppose he

isn't well you've just got to know the handsome man well no one else has have they he's done previous you know was he yeah

yeah some of the lads told me before well i should hardly think it's income tax evasion

grievous bodily armor look you watched him in here right you can get shot all right all right man that's this skin

up baby us will be if you don't ask him right look i i just don't think it's fair that i'm held responsible for every british

workman on this site well i am not to be responsible for how you behave

look you people come over here we give you work but you are not registered you are

self-employed so if you cause trouble then you must go unless you correct it

among yourselves my lot don't cause any trouble they are not saints well that's still a

cunning set of lads just not mcgowan he is not german worker

he is englander you could suck him

does he know you suggest this i think it is better he does not yeah

look he's ended up in our hood no one good then you can keep a close watch on him

yet because he's been working on the west block then i see but tonight in the hood without fear i'll do it tonight

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hey do you mind hanging on a minute while i get some more postcards

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running out of socks i am working in all that water i'm going to get foot up at least you're indoors it's freezing

out there today

the cheese on his head it's a mixer hey if you want no i'm not bothered

where am i supposed to be kipping i just wondered you know i didn't sleep too well last night you

know that bed there's too small oh dear

old lads uh you had a word with you know but you

know what eh well i was just a model

hey mark yeah what well it's about your being in here

what about me being here there's not all that much room really is that i know i

know i've got a profit no but the thing the thing is

do you know you cannot chuck an anaconda never get beat b dear me marvelous hey dennis come on

over this man max just to blew up we needed here yeah i've got this darts match come up i'll play the army or not

well that's looking for you lads i'm staying here [Music]

prick huh

uh the thing is we don't really want you in this hood hope says you know all of us i'm i'm

speaking for all of us how come well nothing personal like you know i mean we don't mind you keeping

here for a couple of nights you know but you see us lads we've got things pretty much together amongst ourselves

and uh we don't want anybody getting here on a permanent basis

isn't that right lads yeah right i mean you know we're all mates and everything

aren't we yeah we've all got used to each other you know oh you know

it's nothing personal as uh as dennis says

you don't want me standing is that what you're saying well look not in so many words like no

no you know it's a question of harmony it's oh yeah yeah so it's a question of like

nice not easy is it's a group of men growing men always

staying under sleeping under one roof you know it's especially one that lets the

wetting so you lot want me out do ya

well up to the darts match at least let them steal the doors matcha osmond that's got booger all to do with it

and say i don't want to go are you physically going to eject me is that it look none of us is capable of that you

know you're well known just as well you do know that but just be best our own if you left you know i'm just telling you street you know because that's how we'd

prefer it where am i supposed to go hey hey come here you got all the answers i don't know

i mean what'd you take me for you larry i mean i don't bother anybody um would they i'll still take you back

no chance all i did was break a chair over the water's head

that's the sort of person would take you for i mean you know that's the point like i don't like gaffers i don't like being

told what to do and where to do it yeah well that's why it wouldn't work out here would it

i mean we're sticklers for rules and regulations we are son got one by by the house rule see we'll

get a flat on your own that's your best bet surely that will cost me won't it advance against breakages

yeah which in your case won't be returnable will it no offense squirrel it's just a joke

don't you clown with me doggy flat's the best bet mute you know maybe we can help you out yeah if i get a flat

you can say goodbye to that scratch you put up for me bail you won't see that again just think about that

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hey look i still cannot believe this well you all want them out for these stairs

we've got no choice well hi we've got a choice tell him to shift his a*s we'll back you up hmm hey man denzel

already did that man i didn't say you're kicking around backing them up anyway huh now you kept your distance

well i didn't know that i was way down the town all right well all right then don't jump the g*n then

look if he does go you can kiss what he uses goodbye right we've seen the last of that

all that money well i don't know what you're worried about you didn't even chip in i was skint all right this is all

happening because that rotten darts match all right well you can blame us for that um god had a weir man that's just so agree

ups man neville he's never got on the team oh don't be says stupidors i couldn't give a rat about your rotten

yes you could it gets up their nose man i can tell bollocks well you're the one who wanted

i would say you didn't restaurant you well the dart is an outside interest to do oh well i find myself just something to do

thanks very much take care of me selling that department all right is that why you've been going

into town is it awesomely possibly it's a mysterious how

are you up to like son it's my business isn't it oh well i'm sorry i asked to yourself i couldn't

care what's all right then well that's all right with me suits me well it suits me at all as well nothing

on the head man will you like a couple of bands man what's the matter he pinched jack creel on he started it i never said no to you

look have you two forgot what was supposed to be me too oh you forgot that we came out yet together all right and we'll vote to

stick together and stick it out no matter what look i'll be the first to admit i didn't

think we'd go the distance right but we've managed so far i mean we've had a fair share of trials

and tribulations and a fair amount of sh*t's being heard our way but we've come out unscathed nonetheless

right right yeah right

sorry austin anymore look we all know whose fault it is right

and he's not even here there must be some way we can get shot

you know in america you know in the uh in underworld you know the mafia

empty aware of the bodies of our victims by burying them in concrete

so what sure what so we'll work on a building say don't we

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everything is ship shaped as your expression says that could be worse he did yes in three

days no problems with mcgowan and german workers no trouble no police complaining very good i think that he is in your

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hmm you enjoyed that flick yeah i always did like a good chinese

film with german voices i thought madam would stop these martial arts stories does it has to

mayhem and the gratuitous violence that counts maybe we should all take up karate oh

yeah that might get rid of you know i um i often have fantasies about being

bruce lee don't you no you can't sing i'd really like to be

able to you know chop a bricking off smash it rolling off wouldn't you not alone look like that wouldn't i just

want to be now to be confronted by by bloodthirsty eulogians and dispose of them with a few timely chops

to the neck always want to be able to do that especially after a wolves game when i

found myself hemmed in by hordes of rampant skinheads you constantly surprised me you do barry

huh i mean beneath that passive exterior beats the art of a would-be ninja yeah what's a ninja

ninja i thought you'd have known that in uh in your martial arts fraternity none

is more deadly than your ninja really it's the ultimate son

just one look right can fill a man with dread

good luck mcgowan he's now ninja son certifiable lunatic years i certainly

kept it out of the hood tonight that's my third film in three days

these last few days you know i'm sure i'll see them come out of that place across the street now

good place that one there look the porn cinema

that's weird that is you know because the other day i i caught nef copying out an ad from his shop when that yeah what

was that i denied but it was for things like flats and flagellation no huh stayed up

well never's obviously found himself an outside interest then honey

trouble with a double 20 another 20

five 65 64. i'm getting good at this tonight i could make the team so yeah no it's already been decided i was playing

great dennis mcgowan and moxie um hey

i heard that sad so it's not true look we played the aggregates all week

right i qualified fair and square yeah he did that no i only bought a skinnier teeth i still qualified though

ladle you think it was the olympics 74 oz you require double 16.

hey you could be scared of berry i've been off so there's privilege in it after all he

arranged it he's uh ned picking up room soldier lads then oh station three o'clock better organize

the booze eh yeah we're gonna we're gonna arrange it on the dining table can't wait get all right get some crisps oh nice

and festive hey what about some balloons 30 and i thought you said you want to

prove it how he put me off of his buddy sarcasm didn't i

great don't believe wondered all right there let's run your bed mate

probably from brenda wonder my money's short this week that way i'm putting in so much overtime

then it's not for the love of it is it [Music]

choked under pressure now let's say uh you don't want double edge and i want 219.

oh it's from common oh i watch this crack oh they've got a dress parade tomorrow

morning oh he's coming over monday instead oh that's no good it's no fun unless it's the weekend but

it's all right i'll give a bit practice time on a shot buddy i won the five won the

form on the wall let's get all the booze in the deer maybe we'll have any money left come

monday something we're going peter something back yet i want one of yours there's no reason

why i should have to work saturday mornings and brenda go short for the likes of him is that

suppose you do need a bit of extra track these days though it's not supposed to mean you're going

into town a lot aren't you must be costing you whatever it is you're doing my business isn't it oops it is

yeah there's no crisp stand christian we've got to have this fight you might get your crisps on monday my

buddy [Music] all right did you

listen this lot's not going to be touching them under you know right no hang on a minute i mean hang on we're

going to carry this all the way over to the hood i threw that i think would deserve a drink no no no look we've got it in now man there's an insurance

against everybody's reckless spending right not one drop of this will be touched by anybody nobody including it we're going

all right he's no problem you know ah he pissed off you know when he had

the dad's being cancelled said he won't be left until tomorrow city we've got a nice refresh well it looks

like here great in that case it's my round what do you want to drink

and we'll get stuck celebrate that that's fair five

it pills a good dad did it all right i feel great now but i did earlier i shouldn't drink

spirits me juan joe is it of course for celebration though never lost life do i

will have to restock me before the lads are right tomorrow do it defense your jaw boy

you know you're going to turn like later i'll uh light here is it

i want to go back to the hut no see if i go into there i want what i'm would look you know take

it easy now i mean this face you know if you don't want to call for me ain't going to is it huh

seems to me everybody's too intimidated by him they often play with blocks like that all you've got to do is face up to

him you don't have to be his size just face him out

excuse me

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whether let's go down the pub i should think to um a nice time

oh yeah must have been why did you have a fight

whilst that spoke to me wasn't that you're usually we're having a good time

it's just a joke in it i must have got paralytic of me heads any clue

where to stay like over the river there i got this birdseed oh okay i like to

see until you would have been proud of me christ miracles never see see that's

what tomorrow night for the match were you chipped in for that did you

well i never invited them no but they're our guests look i'll win that darts match for you all right put

some money on that you get it all back i want back what you owe me what what

you all of us uh i'm alright like you know i've got to be put aside you know you want wipe back kid just what you all

for the beer lake look if i'm gonna get a flat i'm gonna need that money anna as a deposit on the flat that was all

agreed yeah well i never agreed talk to that wet nurse of yours you know patterson he'll put you straight

i don't care what the others agreed i want me money back just drop it will ya

never i think you better leave him i think i think mac's getting the needle i only get the needle when i drink dutch

courage you mean junior you want to make something lovely i'll bloody k*ll ya that goes for you and all mates

got that hey don't shove me no hey ah link below

hey i'll be back for the dance match

and he hit him didn't he just right that's it yeah you know much for oliver

willie we'll go and kick the living [ __ ] and some more right then two bloody true he's gone

g*n where well he's got this bird and he will be back monday not to die he was well that's all right

it'll keep on it a b*stard look that's not what he bought him let's just go and see neville

that's going on why well you know neddy you just taking it

on himself and he's like did he uh did he see where he's gone

yeah he's gone into town look we're gonna have to get a hold of him you know he's like you'll bottle us up you're getting yourself into a right

depressed state are you will that lake oh we're gonna find him well um

we might know where he is hi barry well yeah it's a long shot but uh

it might be uh maybe we're well if you know what then tell us man

where man [Music]

hey come on

i think it's disgusting

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what's up herb greenwood what's it doing here hello minecraft it's on i thought you

said you spent sundays at home with your family eh guitar lessons could be a euphemism

oh yeah yeah what are they acoustic or electric a euphemism it's a polite way of being

rude like saying piss off when you mean go away or whine instead of pillow watching you so

what do you reckon to guitar lessons what it's an advert isn't it for sexual services was it

yeah you've seen the signs and [ __ ] up in south oh like a french mistress seeks people

for all a lesson i wonder if dennis has had any look hold on i mean where's moxie

i've read and he stayed behind to catch the end of that field blah blah catch more than a film and not flip it

of course the guitar always has been used as a palette symbol in it yeah well that's our little mystery

sorted out yeah yeah yeah never left there five minutes ago do you mean never actually being in

there striking his own natural needs nice apparently he was uh a regular customer

i think he's kicked the habit by no leak that's right well the gentleman said he left his

plectrum behind

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ah

regular as ever buddy well i've been playing this past week i think uh i think mcgowan's upset my

sister still not back i will be sort of always this

man it's high noon in it what according to dennis it's not going to play really that's what he said for that

i've already cut myself twice worrying about it

good morning

now

my follow me please

yes peterson what is it not a word not one word will be heard by any of my lads not the

lord one not the brits not the eric's not the nobody you have my soul move all

your heart knows all except mcgowan but the rest of my lives i promise you

however if uh if mcgowan does find out i mean his silence

i kind of guarantee so but so uh any best our own left

for what excuse can i give here's good worker

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i don't know why you had to make such a big secret of it in the first place mate well i just wanted to get off proficient

at this buy me sell a guitar surprise you what at the christmas party like i don't hear man

hey yeah hopefully bricks isn't gonna damage your hands man oh you better get them ensure that they're gonna be the

next starter club

what for he says he heard through the great point that judge is going to tell me when i go up you know i'll make an example or

something never yeah apparently i told you they'd stuff it to me didn't i vindictive b*stards

all right well yeah you're best off going home better than being in the clink all right so so

some of me you'll not be missed

that's your bell money off the spout kid

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nice one

what time the army arriving there oh six o'clock i better put a move on her why don't we go down on the block that can follow us back in the taxi oh great

all right should be a good night and you're in the team after all not important

oh dad all right all right dennis

oh it's great it's in it say old spirit restored i had a torch matching a piss

up they'll follow her magic they better get some practicing yeah i'm gonna be at a good show against these army wallace no well there's no

panic i mean we're gonna have a monumental piss-up but you can forget all about the darts match what was that lake

mcgowan's pissed off with a dart board

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is

that's living all [Music]

that's right all right

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the dames but you don't ask their names

you