01x12 - Oceans A Leavin'

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all right as this extra special more for your money

too for the price of one episode begins the fair emma see is going on and on

about her upcoming long weekend getaway to the sun-drenched shores of the sinfully exclusive club bread

just think of it brits in a few hours we'll be winging our way to the most exclusive hot spot in the caribbean

four all-inclusive days of sun fun and boys cute scantily clad boys

in swimsuits good gouda i know that scream why it's

emma and her friends wearing towels really then uh we must go to them

those girls need us radio chappie it's time to go

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and i think we were almost too late

well basically i heard the scream made the scene kick the door in there you know it's my job

the girls locker room really well uh now that you mention it you

girls i do look a tad steamed later andrew has yet to put his evil scheme

with a day in a play today you guys it's a long weekend did you ever stop to think that

maybe entrope is taking a few days off no i can't say we ever have but uh hey we'll try anything once

hmm and trope taking a day off and as our hyper heroes laboriously ponder the

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i'm way ahead of you and i'll talk in you an alien of such refined distaste

cast your body into something so clean and pollution free don't answer because in a few minutes

the point will be late or even as we speak my oil drilling

device this device here will strike oil and when it does it'll gush up through this big tube and

straight into the water you see the tube oh yeah huh the two

[Music] oh my looks like i uh splashed a little

crude on you there yes i know not to worry antwerp

i think i have a wet nap [Music] endeavoring to undo his undoing kid

chaos searched blindly through his beach bag for a moist towelette and being a disaster grown lad

inadvertently ignited the crood

causing an expl*si*n of such magnitude that it reminded kid chaos that he left the gas going in the castle kitchen

hey he's right single-handedly destroying all that and trump had worked

enslaved for in one fell swoop except for his new carriage

including his new caddy

you can't mean that think of what we've been through i am thinking about it you may as well

have been working for the good guys for the amount of trouble you've caused me now go

all right if that's what you want it's a long fight long friend and

so distraught unemployed and up way past his bedtime kid chaos wanders

along the rain soaked streets with no place to go a lost pathetic figure of a kid sleeping

on park benches and taking a page out of stud puppy's book eating garbage while on the other side

of the world hyperman and emma are engaged in a parting of their own

are you sure you won't come with us thanks but no thanks emma sun sand and sloth is not for me i'm

here simply to see you on your way and bid you a fond bon jovi well i just want you to know i

wouldn't go if i didn't have to yeah as if well

it's sort of a a business pleasure trip i need to conduct some tests regarding

the effect that tropical climates have on bacteria fascinating and unless i'm totally mistaken bacteria

is the study of chronic back hair yes no wow guys

bacteria are microscopic organisms there are countless bacteria in every part of your body literally

millions in one drop of saliva most forms of bacteria are beneficial to

mankind without the fermentative capabilities of these busy microorganisms we wouldn't have tasty treats like

yogurt pickles sauerkraut and bright colored cheese wedgies tied up with strings these are a

few of my favorite things researchers have even found that someday

bacteria may even be able to devour organic pollutants like oil spills and such are you sure

you won't come i'm worried about you you've never been on your own before wood that i could um but uh i have this

condition you see uh i freckled badly in extreme sun not to mention his irrational fear

of getting one of those club red currency beats stuck up his nose

it's true

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and now back to the show as emma and friends enjoyed their tropical vacation hyperman waited back

at home ready to do battle with evil or so he thought but within trove the

world's chief source of strife on hiatus hyperman soon found that there were no good deeds for a do-gooding good team

doer to do that's right folks today nothing's going on absolutely nothing

nothing nothing nothing bad all the good things uh-huh good stuff

nothing bad [Music]

there's just no good deed for a two-good good deed [Music]

to do man just then there's a knock at the door

i have guests i love saying that everyone [Music]

yes casey you chaotic kid get in here you monkey

[Music] how's the boy what's the news how's it going what brings you here hey do you

like your banished no one to turn to last legs

good gazpacho man oh you poor misguided scrapper

never fear hyperman is here ever near having nothing else on the burner at the

moment hyperman performs emergency mouth to mouth then hyperman states that even though

they are sworn enemies he cannot turn his back on someone in need of help

with the big guy on high as my witness i shall never abandon a brother in need oh my muffins

wrapped in a blanket and huddled over a steaming mug of hot virgin olive oil kid chaos asked to join

forces with the man of zeal saying that he wants desperately to turn over a new leaf get out of here you heard him true to

form hyperman agrees to take kid chaos under his wings

what did he just say now drink it up there is much work to be done oh i hope anchov doesn't get wind of this

meanwhile and troll finds that doing dirty deeds is just not the same without his

everybody needs a little chaos now and then haunted by memories of his days on earth

with chaos or maybe it was just the fumes and trolls decides to leave the planet but not before doing what he came

here to do i must destroy the earth chaos would have wanted it that way but

how without chaos how can i possibly

excuse me but i may be of some assistance i'm glenn a new life form born of a

bizarre chemical reaction between crude oil salt water and paint dinner

hey i didn't ask to hear your life story get on with it well being a monster i

craved crave destruction i'm self-motivated my likes are polluting water and hurting others

and my dislikes are loud and warm as they don't

like it suddenly dawned on antrobe that this oil slick monster could come in handy for by immersing it in water much

like a big tea bag and trobe could effectively soil each of the earth's oceans to such an extent that life on the planet would cease to

exist my boy you

actually i prefer the term assistant whatever and so in trove and his new

evil psychic glenn begin to plot their evil plans begin you swim gleam oh

my hyper fans can intro be serious is he really going to systematically soil the

seven seas or will hyperman find out in time when we last left

hyperman he had just agreed to take kid chaos under his wing unfortunately the extent of chaos's propensity for wanton acts of

nastiness is all encompassing requiring hyperman to engage in an in-depth kid chaos

desensitizing program designed to win chaos off of his evil ways by a hyperman's unique brand of tough

love a typical day would start off at dawn

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don't get out much and a full battery of tests culminating in exposing the subject to

the mother of all bad guy temptations

it's the manor police meanwhile thanks to the super efficiency of his new sidekick

and trove's earth fouling plan is coming along nicely now if you'll turn to page four of my

pollution perspectives you'll see that we are currently ahead of schedule yeah

i guess soon the earth will be unfit to sustain lies you should be

very pleased sir oh and on a lighter note i took the liberty of immortalizing you

and that chaos boy on canvas i can see he meant a lot to you i hope you don't

i don't mind you oh it was nothing i'd give my life for you sir

oh look stop them then on a tiny in the very same

hemisphere our team travelers are having the time of their lives until they hear the news

that the world is about to come to a slow suffocated end covering six of the seven

seas the mysterious moving oil slick could spell the end of life as we know it uh can we like turn this

off it is really bringing me down oh my gosh we gotta do something yeah well yeah hyperman's mind

in the store i bet he's all over this crisis oh yes you're on a beach feeling it super with

the cool ocean breeze blowing on your face

you're probably right [Music]

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excuse me may i have your attention [Music]

like to please that i'll be destroying this island now thank you

my client is very tired after soaking up some of your local culture he plans to pollute the seventh and final sea

and then get

did i yes of course i meant your life i mean after all i'm just your assistant

why should you think of me as being part of your life okay glenn chill i'm sorry i can't be

more like kid chaos little mr

[Music] okay like what just went on here well

i'm not sure about the end part but intro just announced he's gonna wipe out mankind by polluting our last ocean

try another one we can get by on tap water well not really you see the oceans play a

major role in the world's fragile [Music]

oceans ecosystem a critical role in the earth's water cycle by evaporating into the air then returning to earth as life-giving

rain and coral reefs are the equivalent of the rain forest yielding valuable resources like

medicine and chemicals not to mention a wide variety of fish the primary source of food for many

people so you see a world without oceans will be like a car without gas eventually it just dries up sputters out

and if the earth dies well you do the math don't have to i'm on vacation anyway the

bottom line is intro's oil slick has to be stopped said puppy flash the hyper signal the party's over

and with that stud puppy places an emergency call to hyperman a signal that he

and only he knows and at that very moment on the far side of the globe hyperman

and kid chaos were engaged in a celebration of sorts congratulations chaos

you've graduated with flying colors it is now my distinct and pleasing pleasure

to welcome you into this our earth friendly family i now dump thee

[Music] speechless huh boy can i relate i

remember when i got my first assignment it was a drizzly day ouch what does it

mean i'm not sure uh maybe there's a hospital nearby

responding to the call hyperman and piper child were soon winging their way to

club bread this is not a drill i repeat this is not a grill

where at this very tense moment pentrobe's oil slick is preparing to take the plunge thereby soiling the seventh sea and

forever sealing the planet's doom can no one stop them like

who does he think he is come on piper man now it could get a little rough out

there sir what with the navy and the national guard being called out but if we are to go down

at least we'll go down together just like that hey you know what i

am such a ninny i think i left my sunscreen in the room

you go on the head i'll catch ya oh no you're staying with me we're

esteem you and i soon to be forever linked in death

[Music] and then as if in response to entrop's pitiful plea

never fear iceberg is here ever near hyperman and his oil slick are

this close to destroying our ecosystem and thereby our very existence

yes our old nemesis turned good no time to explain though now got a full afternoon and like that right

[Music] your world wrecking days are over now are you coming out

quietly or do i have dust silly oh i wish you hadn't said that

oh you really shouldn't talk to my friend that way well it appears we're in for a little

bit of a rumble turning into an electric ball of pure light not unlike one of those old-time disco

division hyperman circles the oil slick monster at great speed completely designed to disorient

and or confuse his quarry while emma and stunt puppy do whatever they can

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look at me

well what do you say gee i don't know intro i got this new job see and my boss he's

a great and intelligent man i'm fine i'm fine but just look at my

new suit say do you still have your homework with you em maybe those little bacteria fellas can

you know remove this unsightly stain hey that's it give me your pda

[Music] then utilizing that incredible alien advancement known as the personal data

assistant emma hyper sensitizes her homework and unleashes the bulked-up bacterium at the deadly spawn of the earth

it's working stand back everyone esteem swallowing the bacteria without

even so much as a thank you glenn returns to the task at hand unaware that the alien bacteria were

about to greatly compromise his molecular structure and before he could say i don't feel so

good the once towering oil slick monster was reduced to the size of a harmless kitten

i did it for you and joke oh for you boy and i thought i had baggage

well if you won't be needing me sir i guess i'll be running along now goodbye glenn

nice going hyperman no don't thank just me emma it was as they say a

team effort right hyper child right hyper man um what are you gonna do with

him oh we'll take good care of him eventually we'll you know we'll dart him and release him and you know get him back to the wild where he'll go on to

live a full productive life as a small kid i don't know

in a grand gesture normally attributed only to noblemen kings and a few ceos hyperman gave

introve his freedom releasing him into the custody of that kid formerly known as

hyperchild really you mean it what did he just say

oh thank you hyper man i'll never forget this let's go home dad then

cradling his emotionally drained boss in his arms kid chaos

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and so after cleaning up the world's oceans with what was left of their super alien bacteria

the world was once again a less toxic place to live thanks to hyperman

who coincidentally had his quarterly reviews scheduled for that very same day it didn't go too well

until next time stay sharp stay smart and get hyper

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