01x04 - Fires and Liars

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there's dangerous

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what do you do

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

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safety rules

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don't miss the big fireworks show

tonight sponsored by your very own

chicago firefighters

wow look at this place kitty yep

national fire safety expos are always

the hottest tickets around sully you

know that hey let's check in with the

other guys how are things going out

there in san francisco gb

well we've got kids riding fire trucks

and mom's taking pictures with real-life

action heroes

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checking in from washington d.c

this is ranger hollywood bird on a

ride-along in l.a

squeaky here hanging out with the harlem

hose brigade in new york city

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fire safety month looks like four alarm

fun from coast to coast ranger sully

you bet but it's serious business too

save up

okay the fire hazard house is now open

for business g*ng all right

fire can be so dangerous don't worry

sabo all the fire hazards in this house

are make-believe come on boys wanna test

your fire safety skills fireplaces for

little kids yeah everything is so fake

hurry up kitty

be right there

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let's watch those losers from here

okay kids when kitty and i heat up this

special solution

it's gonna make a whole lot of smoke

alert dangerous in the house everyone

move quickly and orderly to the exits no

time to dilly dally

relax save oh this is non-toxic smoke

like they use in the movies so kids can

get an idea what it's like to be in a

real fire

reminds me of the last time you

barbecued

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hey we know what to do if there's smoke

in the house ranger sully right kids

smoke rises and it's easier to breathe

when you're crawling on the ground so

get low to the floor and go for the door

stop

why if this was a real fire wouldn't we

want to get out as fast as we can sure

but there could be flames burning behind

any door

so you always touch a door with the back

of your hand before you open it

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that's right close it down rangers we'll

open it and show them what can happen

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even in the danger rangers hazard house

if a door feels warm to the touch you do

not open it that means we find another

way out

this is so lame

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yeah let's get some real action going

around

here one

derek oh man what are you doing

help my old building's on fire i have a

528 riverside drive send the fire

department in hurry

watch this that was so against the law

they'll never know who called come on

let's get front row seats

528 riverside drive engine company 11

respond

gotta go kids

duty calls amy need my helmet

cool

i told you

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did you see that

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sounds like a real emergency out there

kitty

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where are all the firefighters they

answer the call at 528 riverside drive

the nearest engine company is still four

minutes away come on kitty there's no

time to lose

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give us a good angle on that fire kathy

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derek these are fireworks

awesome let's get them out of here we

can't just take them

hey finders keepers right

maybe we should just leave them

yeah we'll leave them so someone else

can find him and have all the fun no way

you should have seen what happened

right after you left there was a big

accident yeah fire but the danger

rangers knew just what to do that's

because the danger rangers are pros

they're specially trained just like the

police firefighters and the national

guard

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how was your call chief not good

what happened

it was a false alarm

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you mean false alarm well it's very

serious business that's what it is

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may i please have your attention because

there's something i should mention and

it has to do with calling 9-1-1

when you report a fire they assume

you're not a liar and that's why before

the call is even done

they're sending firemen and trucks and

they're spending lots of bucks but the

most important thing that you should

know

is while they're busy helping you

someone else could need them too but now

they're tied up somewhere else and they

can't go

so what's the deal

make sure it's real

when you're calling 9-1-1 the situation

should be dire because if they send the

firemen and it turns out you're a liar

it just might be that somewhere else

there really is a fire where they're

people

left high and dry

and that my friend is why

never call a false alarm

you could really cause some harm

911

false alarms are not okay

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you see when someone's having fun and

they call up 9-1-1 to play a prank so

they can laugh and say

they're not only causing trouble sending

people on the double but to call a false

alarms against the law

the police will come and get you and

that really will upset you so don't fool

around with any silly prank

when you call it 9-1-1 don't be playing

any jokes because when you tie a fireman

for nothing but a hoax you've distracted

them and now they can't be there for

other folks so remember

keep it cool

and obey that cardinal ruler

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you could really cause some heart

911

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false alarms are not okay

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but don't you little guys worry the

police will catch whoever called in that

false alarm

hey why doesn't sabo use his super

computing abilities to lend a hand i

don't have hands rangers

but i'd be more than happy to lend a few

nanobites to find the offender the

police make tapes of all 911 calls so

they have a recording of the caller's

voice great savo patch into the police

computer banks and listening on all the

incoming 9-1-1 calls excellent idea and

if i hear a voice match from another

caller we will catch our false alarm

culprit red-handed

that sounds like a danger-proof plan

doesn't it guys

all right

way to go

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look at save

roman candles yeah

we could have our own fireworks

spectacular right here

derek

maybe we should turn them in

what

i mean the fire department might even

give us a reward

like a super fast ride on the fire truck

or something

get real fireworks are cooler than a

hundred fast rides in a fire truck just

way we light one of these off

where'd you get matches my big brother's

room don't worry there's nothing to this

ouch

look out

oh man

let's get out of here

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oh man that was close

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the garden's on fire

put it out

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hurry

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are you having a memory glitch sabo we

told you the fire hazard house is

perfectly safe my cup you scan program

is detecting a second call coming from

the very same cell phone that was used

for this morning's false alarm

he's reporting another fire this time at

3684 chicago drive

probably another false alarm save up

triangulate vector scans and pull in the

signal coordinates find out where he's

calling from

my tracking module indicates he's

calling from

3684 chicago drive

that's the same place he says the fire

is that's no false alarm we've had a

half dozen other emergency calls from

that address you mean it's a real fire

and it's turning into a five alarm

please we could use your help danger

rangers

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the chief was right this is no false

alarm sevo what have you got for us

my coordinates indicate the caller is

inside the building

danger rangers time is of the essence

we're going in

we'll activate three stable safety pods

so burnt squeaking verbal can back us up

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activating savo safety pod number three

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final safety pot is activated okay sabo

beam the other rangers in on the danger

ranger emergency backup trans frequency

help the building's on fire

get low to the floor and go for the door

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i can't thank you enough thank you for

coming

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do you all have a family escape plan yep

that's the closest exit to my apartment

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that's a mistake little guy huh never

stop to take things with you when

there's a fire burning get out as fast

as you can but i don't want my toys to

burn up toys can be replaced you can't

listen to the danger rangers junior we

gotta get out now

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way to go folks using the stairs not the

elevator is a danger-proof fire plan

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they're moving the ladder truck into

place

it'll just be a minute

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hey hey hey

if you're smart like a fox like i think

user use some wet towels to block the

smoke coming in under that door

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hey it works

yeah now you can breathe safe okay let's

go people everybody out

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i would slater

it's safe oh you little cheese weezer

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we've got a hot room boys

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check the closet

right it's cool

but that's not

hiding in here is one of the worst

things you guys could do in a fire we

didn't mean it it was an accident we

were just playing and the fireworks

exploded

all right all right let's get you out of

here

then we'll talk about it

oh man my whole building's on fire these

boys say the fire started by accident

chief because you were playing with

these right we found them down near the

pier

this is exactly why fireworks are

ill*gal and the kinds the fire

department does allow are only used by

adults you two are in serious serious

trouble

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sabo scan the call records on derek's

cell phone

oh

this is the exact phone that was used oh

my this is deeply distressing what is it

savo help my old building's on fire i

have a 528 riverside drive set the fire

department in a hurry oh man my whole

building's on fire

help my old building's on fire oh man my

whole building's on fire

help my own belly's on fire oh man my

whole building's on fire it's a match

exactly the same voice in both

recordings i'm afraid derek is the one

who called in this morning's false alarm

what you boys have done is against the

law and very very dangerous

are we gonna

go to jail that's up to the judge

because you're both minors with no

previous offenses and because it's clear

you now understand what you've done

wrong you do understand all the things

you've done wrong don't you

yes sir

good

then i hereby sentence you to six months

of hard community service this court is

adjourned

and i don't ever want to see you in here

again

okay danger rangers they're all yours

and don't go easy on them

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you heard the judge fellas you're on

active danger ranger duty for six months

of community service you'll learn every

aspect of fire safety from the fire dews

to the fire don't you dares that's right

then you'll help us bring the hazard

house to schools everywhere in the city

and maybe your story will keep other

kids from committing the same crimes

i think that's a danger-proof plan

and now there's one more stop we have to

make can you boys guess where that is

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gee

i don't have a clue our parents say

we're grounded so maybe we should check

in with them before we go anywhere

huh

nothing to worry about derek this was

your dad's idea

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why are we at the fire station because

your parents want you to apologize to

chief daniels

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it's open

oh come in boys

what's on your minds well you see it's

like this we came to apologize to you

sir we know that we did some really

stupid things

yeah like calling in that false alarm

and making all those firefighters race

off like that when there was no real

emergency and when someone else could

have been in trouble

but you guys might not have gotten to

them on time because of our fake call

yeah

and we're really sorry for

you know the fireworks too

we'll never do that again

ever well it takes a lot of courage to

admit when you're wrong and to apologize

for it

but i'm afraid that's not the end of it

boys

uh

it's not you know all the equipment we

bring to a fire

or to a false alarm

all of it needs to be maintained in

tip-top shape at all times and we have

to clean it after every call

but in this case i think you could help

clean up the mess

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now that's what i call good looking

you mean our spotless cleaning job

ranger sully well sure and my reflection

you know what we do in the firehouse if

one of our firefighters gets a big head

do tell chief do tell

we shrink it

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okay okay listen up your moocs yeah

squeaky's fire safety school is now in

session

yous need to learn everything the danger

rangers know about fire safety or else

you're gonna graduate summer come back

now watch and tell me what is not fire

safety proof in these pictures roll them

sabo

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oh oh i know those kids aren't wearing

sunscreen right

no fault

besides this test is for scott and derek

oh okay sully you're right i should just

be wait i know they don't have life

vests on and they're near the lake

that's not safe

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okay i'm done good night

boys what's not fire safe in that

picture well kids should never play with

fireworks right never and if some kinds

of fireworks are allowed in your

neighborhood you always need an adult to

sh**t them off

next picture

when i was in dc i visited this house

what do you see um the smoke detectors

open yeah and there's no battery right

every home and apartment should have

working smoke detectors and they need to

be tested regularly

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what's wrong with this picture guys

those garbage cans are blocking that

fire exit right you should always make

sure fire exits are clear and you and

your family should have a family fire

escape plan all worked out in case of a

real emergency

so what do you guys think a telephone

and fire safety have in common you can

call the fire department in an emergency

but you should never fool around with

emergency numbers or call in false

alarms

in a real emergency you can call 9-1-1

from any telephone

yeah nine one one just tell the operator

your name hi i'm flobah and the address

with a fire or emergency is taking place

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hey what i missed what'd i miss oh boy

caught 40 wings now i'm danger ranger

ready for an emergency that's right hey

gp we look great on a big screen want my

autograph i'm a movie star

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there will be no jovialitiness whilst i

tabulate your fire safety grades

okay let's see and seven square root of

the hypotenuse multiplied by days absent

carried a dangling chance wow well well

how do we do squeaky that's professor

squeaky to use too

and i am proud to say on a scale of one

to a hundred you boys are

headed in the right direction

okay everybody now for the real test

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you sound asleep there's a beef on the

wall you hear the smoke alarm go off

and you just woke you see smoke in the

hall

it's hard to breathe

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got away just in time

because you knew just what to do

you're safe and sound with your family

all around

thanks to that safety stuff you knew

that keep away and never play with

matches don't stick your hand into the

fireplace

don't touch those candles

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keep your

head call 911

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tell your mom tell your dad

show them what you found

keep your family safe and sound

and don't you ever mess around

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scott and i learned a real big lesson

firefighters save lives

totally and that life could be yours or

mine

so you should never ever fake an

emergency or call it a false alarm cause

when the firefighters race somewhere

they aren't really needed

there could be a real emergency

happening to you and they can't get

there scott and derrick here learned

that the hard way but now their danger

range are ready right guys

then for all your hard work and

community service and for realizing

anything that has to do with fire is

very serious business i hereby award you

both the danger ranger safety seal of

approval

oh

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i'm responding to a playground emergency

at boston park over and over

what the heck is that that's the prize i

was trying to grab for

pies what's he talking about what prize

play along playground equipment grab the

brass ring and win the prize huh but

look how high you'd have to go just to

try and reach it i say we made a mock

who made this stuff a little fitting

they're gone they're all gone

ranger sully

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safety rules