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01x06 - Medicine Mix-Up

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danger Rangers". Aired: September 5, 2005 – December 26, 2006.*
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A team of anthropomorphic animal heroes who teach children about safety through examples, such as environmental hazards and unsafe places.

01x06 - Medicine Mix-Up

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there's dangerous

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what do you do

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[Applause]

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

safety rules

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let's get the paperwork and hit the road

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hey

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[Applause]

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dispatch this is unit 7. we've got

another accidental poisoning we've got a

five-year-old to drink a whole bottle of

grape-flavored cough syrup he didn't

know it was medicine he's stable and our

eta is three minutes over and out

sabo are you sure today's safety stats

are correct know what i endure

squeaky's cheese heaving habits and now

you gabriella second guessing my always

flawless computer skills

no i'm sure it's not you sabo but check

out vector 11 under emergency room

admissions in paris france

oh my not a full-on danger alert but

there does appear to be an alarming

increase in children mistaking medicine

for candy they're all getting to the

hospitals fast enough but maybe we

should check it out anyway

danger ranges to the control room danger

ranges to the control room please

wonder what's up

hey guys did you hear that gb wants us

all in

he's squeaky oh oh oh choco chunky candy

bars are my favorite i mean i really

can't taste but if i could they'd be

good so can i have a bite huh just a

little one cuz i'm watching my weight

these days squeaky

leave him alone forbot if he eats it all

himself he may get it too thick since he

can be such a pain let him get the pig

hey hey hey excuse me i happen to allow

myself one choco chunky candy bar per

week which i might add is not highly

likely to increase the risk of cavities

in these pearly whites

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is it squeaky's candy bar sable no rager

sully that is perfectly edible although

who'd want to eat it it stinks like one

of squeaky's worst cheese bombs

if not stinky candy then what's the

danger alert save oh

kids going through purses that is bad

yeah and there's something worse going

on that little boy's got his hands on

prescription medicine

and i bet this candy bar that's

certainly not his purse so it's not his

medicine

yeah no takers on the funky chunky

squeaky but you're right about that

medicine good work spotting that danger

gb why don't you ride along with us this

time bert you and saba hold down

headquarters

rangers let's roll

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check it out i found some candy in my

mom's purse

double danger alert we are running out

of time

hyper drive sabo

cool

can we have some how are we doing kitty

we're not gonna make it sully no time to

land

are you sure this is candy

well look at it what else could it be gb

we got a need for your speed

three two one large

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good job gb

the danger rangers

kids this isn't candy this is medicine

and if you'd eaten them they could have

made you very very sick it's not candy

medicine is as far away from candy as

you can get but if it's medicine then it

should be good for us right all right

all right wait a second here if you're

sick and if a doctor or a nurse or a

parent gives you the medicine then and

only then it can make you feel better

but the wrong medicine or medicine

that's not for you

cause you found it in your mother's

place which by the way you want to stay

out of

could make you sick

really sick

like have to go to the hospital

sick you brush your teeth and then you

look to the side the cabinet full of

medicine is opened up wide

and there are lots of little bottles

inside

and they're loaded with pigs

they look a lot like candy and they're

colorful too

they're orange red and yellow green and

purple and blue and if the situation

ever happens to you

don't touch them

appear as medicine see and you can take

it from me it isn't candy and it isn't a

treat

it could make you a mess so be certain

don't guess if you don't know what it is

it's a thing you don't eat if you ever

come across a little pill on the floor

on the dresser or the counter or the

back of a drawer or maybe on the bottom

of a pocket of purse don't put it in

your mouth cause it could hurt you or

worse unless you get it from your mom or

dad or doctor or nurse

don't touch them pills

there's other medicine too the kind you

drink or you chew it comes in cherry

very orange and grapefruit

it's in the medicine cabinet but don't

you go grab it because if it's in there

you better beware there are different

kinds of medicine can make you feel bad

so never take it on your own you ask

your mom or your dad

because all the medicine your parents

have got

might look good to eat but they are

definitely not

and so my friend remember what you've

been taught

don't touch them pills oh no

even if the bottle all spills uh-huh

keeping safe is one of your skills

stay out of that medicine cap

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but ranger sully that was the only candy

they could find that didn't smell bad i

mean what i thought was candy whoa hey

hold a phone did you say something about

smelly candy yeah

real smelly candy

how many of these things are there

danger danger

this time it's bad candy right save oh

wrong again ranger rodent but it's candy

and treats everywhere smelling like

swamp rot you must get to the bottom of

all this

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hmm

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hmm

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well it sure stinks but there's nothing

actually dangerous about any of this

stuff

whoo it smells like every used

sweatshock on the planet was stuffed

with weak old sauerkraut but all tests

indicate it wouldn't actually hurt you

to eat it if you could stab the smell

i don't get it

somebody went through a lot of trouble

to do this but they obviously didn't

want anyone to get hurt only now with

candy off limits so many more kids than

usual are going for pills they think are

candy and it's not just pills sully too

many kids get a hold of those sweet

surfy medicines too update alert update

alert someone has now demanded 50

million or they will continue to odorize

at an even more rapid rate

i just wish we could figure out how

they're getting into the candy factories

we've got over every factory top to

bottom that makes any kind of sweets

i've been in touch with all the factory

food inspectors and their security teams

we've double checked and triple checked

everything

whatever this is it is definitely not

happening at the factory level then

something's happening on the way to the

stores and i know how to find out

all right rangers here's the plan gb

squeaky and i will take the candy

factories here here and here

kitty burble you've got the soda

bottling plant on the south side now

each team will hide out in one of the

delivery trucks scheduled to leave the

plant tonight bert you're on tracking

and monitoring

what about me uh yeah fallbot well i've

given this a lot of thought and uh i'm

putting you in charge of um

gathering up all that bad candy and

getting rid of it how's that

i'm in charge did you hear that guys i'm

in charge i'm in charge i'm in charge of

a charge you like me you really like me

i've never seen anyone so happy about

being told to clean up

i can't thank you enough for all your

help danger rangers well you can thank

us after we catch whoever's ruining your

candy

ah

maybe with some samples

squeaky

what come on you don't smell that we're

in a candy factory with candy that

smells good for a change hello

he's got a point come on youtube

let's get in the truck

yeah good luck and thanks again

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kitty burble we're in position at the

bottling plant sully check it out they

gave us samples

did you hear that you mean the engine

starting no before that you mean the

keys turning no after that

i didn't hear anything after that

exactly that driver didn't fasten his

seatbelt

you are good and i'm gonna bet he's not

the real driver you mean we're being

candy jacked well that would certainly

explain how they get to the candy and

make it smelly before it gets to the

store what now we sit tight and we let

them lead us right to where there's

thinking of the camp

okay now sneak up and get a sabol

snapshot of this guy good idea then sabo

can forward it on to the police and find

out who this guy is

those guys aren't gonna believe this we

are being hijacked by a ninja

this gets weirder by the second who is

that creeping inside my hair doc

you okay squeaky yeah yeah i'm all right

thanks to this case of nuts here that

nut case up there didn't k*ll me hey

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now what don't worry i mailed him with a

danger ranger tracking tagger squeaky

get into the cab through that vent then

get out and open this door kitty come in

this is sully we figured out the crooks

are some kind of weird ninja guys

yeah we kind of noticed kitty

did you get that

verbal come in purple

that's weird they're not answering all

set guys

good work squeaky

what is it bert

savo is locked off contact with kitty

and burble roger that bert i think

they've been hijacked along with their

cargo i attached a tracking tagger to

our truck driver he may lead us to kitty

and burba activate the device and we'll

follow him

can do

come on guys the ninja guy went that way

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oh kitty

how nice to see you again

oh kitty you know these guys

one of them anyway

verbal say hello to andre on wii

uh hi henry this is verbal he's gonna

help me shut you down

bonjour miss

the pleasure is all mine henry and i

know each other from my days with global

pole he's a brilliant scientist oh

and you honor me

who was selling counterfeit perfumes

only they weren't very good counterfeits

in fact they stank literally oh you

ruined my pride but in spatial setbacks

i have found a use for my genius voila

i call it larancinator

it makes things smell how you say try

funky

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it rearranges the molecules ever so

slightly so that when they are exposed

to air

phew

you see disgusting no

and that candy bar is no prize either

you make this small joke on me huh

very small oh but this is nothing

tonight you will witness my greatest

triumph

voila

a really

big ransom at all

it uh um i am working out some uh are

you say

kinks but no matter with this i shall

ransom it everything for hundreds of

miles around

not just the snacks but now i will sting

say fruits vegetables meats cheeses

you want lunch dinner forgot about it

unless you pay me

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hey millions i gathered up all that bad

candy where should i put it ew

fumitations farmer put it where it can't

stink up the place

hey can i use sully's candy sucker

machine

that's an excellent idea that machine is

hermetically sealed and designed to keep

emanations from

well emanating thanks

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that's good

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wow that guy can really move and he's so

sneaky we have to be careful come on

squeaky keep up

key puppy says short legs i say

i can't believe you're doing all this

just for money henry oh what can i say i

have a lot of expenses you know we're

going to have to stop you right i

believe under the circumstances that

will be a trifle difficult for you

maybe

but not for us

suck like green

said danger rangers

but how

tracking devices

try resourceful my friend you are indeed

worthy adversaries

but i have some buddies as well

get them

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you get kitty and verbal we'll hold off

these guys

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a croissant you're attacking us with

ordinary french bread we have some

exploding croissants on order we've been

using these for practice

we should still be careful gb someone

could slip on one of these they're kind

of greasy

crosstalk

hey guys how's it going

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i never should have added the cappuccino

maker

not really a good time to collect

souvenirs big guy not a souvenir

come on already

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you look tired maybe you want to sit

down and rest for a minute

that'll teach you to sit down on the job

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i see you have lost none of your

resourcefulness

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hello no

still waiting

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lighten up it's just a loaf of bread

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is now ready

i need only throw a few more switches

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i gathered up all that candy and stuff

just like you told me where should i put

it right over there and fast

oh

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[Applause]

good work everybody looks like we saved

the day

oh

can you save my nostrils oh this stuff

smells great terribly

melty

hey you may stink up the joint andre but

you certainly got good taste in cheese

just how i like it the stinkier the

better

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everybody ready ready on three one

two

three

ah

everything is back to the way it was um

not exactly ranger squeaky what do you

mean

before we didn't know how to be careful

about medicines

hey that's right and what do we know now

that no one should ever say medicine is

candy

check hey good one and that's one your

parents and caregivers need to know too

stay away from locked cabinets and

drawers because they're locked so they

keep us safe from what's inside them

check

you got it and medicine should be kept

safely locked away from little kids

double check there should always be a

light on when you get medicine so you

know you're getting the right medicine

at the right amount bingo and what else

do we know about taking medicine you

should only take it when it's given by a

doctor nurse parent or adult caregiver

sure

the bottles should have a child proof

cap check again and parents should

always check the label to make sure the

medicines not too old and if you have to

throw it away throw it down the drain

not in the trash where a kid could get

at it

now who can tell me what this is

it looks like

a vitamin

vitamins are good for us right

sure they are jack but you still can't

eat them like candy

no way and you gotta use common sense

because sometimes vitamins can look like

candy too see like these candies look

like these vitamins see what i mean guys

what

oh my bad i'll just eat the candy so

there's no way anybody could get the two

confused don't worry

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robot you ate all the vitamins not the

candy i ate what

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oh boy if he keeps that up he'll be in a

scrapbook for lunch

you okay you big lug nut yeah squeaky

thanks

good thing i'm made of metal eating all

those pills can't hurt me no way

too many of these guys can make you real

sick

yeah sick enough to go to the hospital

that's not hard to remember

ah it's a piece of cake just gotta use a

little common sense

it all comes down to using common sense

when danger strikes your brains your

best defense

is it wise to play with fire attach an

electric wire

it all comes down to using common sense

when you ride your bike will speed ahead

do you wear a helmet on your head

before you scream downhill berserk did

you check your breaks at work

safety's nothing more than common sense

when you see that kitchen stove is hot

hot hot hot and right on top a great big

boiling pot

should you stand underneath that scarlet

or grab the handle better not you've got

to choose to use your common sense

you're at this swimming pool

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it all comes down to something they call

intelligence

don't touch or play with any g*n a

stranger grabs it turn and run someone's

heard call

911 says when there's a fire and you

can't see the door

get down underneath the smoke and crawl

across the floor before you open any

doors up wide you better make sure you

feel the side and if it's hot then open

it not use common sense there are smoke

detectors guards knee pads eye

protectors captures mask and safety net

like the seat belts

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and common sense

it all comes down to using common sense

yes it all comes down to using

don't be out there snoozing it all comes

down to using common sense

stay alight you won't get hurt

so that everything fall but we're

missing one not a problem these guys got

it down how about one of them knows what

it is i know

if you find an open bottle of medicine

go find a grown-up and tell them about

it right away

good answer fall but

hey looks like we got our winner three

of them in fact

good job guys

my god

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the decibels are the coolest new group

around oh i think the faces on mount

rushmore just got nosebleeds from the

base

sully if they play any louder than they

played in that padded studio that music

could do some damage the decibels have

to be loud in the competition or we'll

just vanish away buck huckster's not the

kind of guy who'd just admit he put out

cds that couldn't be turned down i'm

gonna quit the danger rangers and go on

tour with the deficits it's a dream come

true

i'm gonna be a star

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safety rules