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02x01 - Rockin' Real Wheels: Train Songs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Real Wheels". Aired: 1993 – 2004.*
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The series of videos revolved around Dave (sometimes with Becky) in jobs that focused on the vehicles being featured.

02x01 - Rockin' Real Wheels: Train Songs

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Jennifer we're almost there I can't

believe you talked me into coming here

all this talk about magical trees and

mysterious people pretty soon you'll be

telling me you flew in the spaceship oh

no you'll see it's real it's true

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[Applause]

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I know it's here Jennifer help me look

help me look Michael I don't even know

what book you're looking for you know

the one I told you about It's gotta be

here it's gotta be here foreign

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hello Michael I've been expecting you

and Jennifer I've been expecting you too

I can't find it do you know where it is

do I know where what is

you know the book

there are all types of train books here

Michael you know

magical book oh

that one

thank you

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wow

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oh hi Michael

who's your friend Tuffy it's you and

this is my friend Jennifer she's just

like me she wants to know all about

trains well you came to the right place

because I know all about trains I come

from a long line of trains

I know about mule trains wagon trains

pack trains how to train your dog and

even toy trains good Tuffy but we want

to see real trains yes big trains trains

that move things and trains that move

people oh those kind of trains in that

case All Aboard All Aboard all aboard

the TV Express

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whoa where are we this is my home a real

Railroad Museum this is where I can be

me tough tough tough tough tough tough

though

and this is where our adventure really

begins

wait for us toffee

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trains carry passengers and all kinds of

freight toys clothing groceries

automobiles appliances just about

everything we need so let's meet the

trains I'm a heist train on the railroad

track I'm long and Sleek with the

trolley on the back it goes

that's what a fast train does most

electric trains get their power from

overhead cables electric trains are

quieter and cleaner I'm an old train on

the railroad track with the engine in

the front the Caboose in the back we

blow the whistle for the kids because

that's what an old train does big Nabbit

now that's a real train whistle

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on the track

I'm a subway train deep underground I

move in tunnels that are big and round I

carry people to work downtown I'm a

subway train underground Subways also

known as underground Railways beat

people around big cities and use

electricity for power I'm a brand new

train on the railroad track I'm big and

shiny from front to back I have

computers that help me run that makes

the new train

from the railroad track

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wow look at this big thing I'm a big

freight train on the railroad track with

the cars in the front and the cars in

the back I bring the things that we need

because that's what a freight train does

a freight train can have over 100 cars

which carry over 200 containers that's a

lot of freight I'm a diesel electric

train on the railroad track

I'm up front with the cards and in the

back I make the train go fast because

that's one of these electric train does

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I'm the passenger train on the railroad

track with people in front and people in

the back I carry them from town to town

because that's what a passenger train

does huge numbers of passengers travel

on railroads every day and it's a great

way to see the sights I'm a locomotive

on the railroad track Smoke Stack in

front and a whistle in the back I go

choo choo choo choo that's because

that's what a locomotive does it most

certainly does

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[Applause]

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on the track

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goodbye children

we are the trees

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come on kids meet my cousin Charlie

Caboose nice to meet you cousin Charlie

can we come on board sure go aboard

cousin Charlie won't mind he really

likes kids kids always love the big red

caboose at the back of the train

look I see another train coming

I don't see any other trains

toffee what train

why why why why why why why why why why

it's the most important train of all

it's the kid train

let's make a train on the railroad track

with kids

in the back cover your hands together

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our Train's gonna need a locomotive

Johnny will you do it but how I don't

know how like this

bridge in sight I Can Dream I Can Dream

I'm a railroad train I can climb any

Mountainside in the snow in the rain in

the middle of the night I can get you

there on time follow me

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pick it up let's ride again

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straight on the track we're coming to

the station

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oh I want you to meet my great uncle

Stanley he's a real steam engine

Michael Jennifer this is Uncle Stanley

they're fixing him up to look and run

like brand new

he's a classic old train

he doesn't look like much now but boy

does he have stories to tell

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when I was a steam train 10 cars long I

went north south east and west

I explored a country Wilderness boy

those times were the best

well these whippersnapper trains they

all go so fast down the railroad tracks

they fly but how can they see anything

when they pass the country why when I

was a locomotive 20 cars long I carried

the Pioneers

I helped build a country young and

strong and that took a couple of years

now these young trains all carry

passengers to work in the city every day

and they take them all home when the

work is all done that's no Adventure I

say

I helped build the cities and factories

I carried everything in sight

the one thing that made it possible

was my unbelievable might

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that's right the memories

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now the new freight trains carry stuff

to the stores and I guess they do their

work all right but they'll never get to

do the things that I did like build the

country overnight I've done my job and

now I'm done

tell all the boys and girls

I love to spend my time with kids

they're my friends in A Beautiful World

that's right

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I treasure all of those moments

the memories

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isn't he great he's my great uncle G

Tuffy with an uncle like that no wonder

you're so strong tough and smart Tuffy

have you ever wanted to be something

besides a train like what Michael well

how about an airplane

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grass growing on the mountain we're

climbing I found out I wouldn't see if I

could fly

but what about being a big ship on the

ocean

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across the sea that doesn't bother me

who would want to look at watering waves

for more than seven seven days and never

see a fish if I had my wish I would

never have to sail across the sea

but what about a big fat shiny cool

sports car

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that's not so neat why would I be

another itty bitty car that'll never go

far as a train that's big and strong and

shiny and long and a million other

things I couldn't do as a train

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I'm proud to be a train cause I can turn

on my light in the middle of the night

and have a big whistle blowing so that

everybody's knowing that I'm coming on

down the track and everybody's standing

back and Counting how many cars I'm

pulling in line as far as you can see

the engineer is beating up the

locomotives heating up I think the song

is beating up you better hold tight

cause we're going to the right in a

tunnel where you can't see anything in

front of me and I would never want to be

and I would never want to be and I would

never wanna absolutely positively never

ever wanna be know anything at all

inside the tree

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wow

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Tuffy I can see why you're proud to be a

train me too Tuffy

and I'm proud to be Michael and I am

proud to be Jennifer but if I were a

train I'd be just like you

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if I was to train I could hook up my

cars 100 or more in a line I tell all

the passengers to all get aboard so the

train can leave on time

if I was to train

I could go so fast I could go so slow I

could go all day and night and I take

care of my passengers to make them feel

all right attitude I can lose

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we could take a vacation and get away

and see some of our own friends we can

all play with the other trains cause our

Train's fun it never ends

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I could

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Chuck

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I could wait I could do a life

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oh yeah

I want to be a diesel locomotive

I want to be a big steam locomotive

whoa

there's something bigger than a steam

engine or more powerful than a diesel

engine

a Tuffy why it's people

what do you mean Tuffy well it's people

that make the railroads run

that's what really keeps the trains

rolling Here There and Everywhere

let's meet the people that work on the

train they work on the train as it goes

down the track goes down the track from

town to town with the people that work

on the train trains keep our country

moving and the people that work on the

train keep the train moving there's the

conductor Mr Conductor he picks the

ticket when we get on the train the

train is leaving when he says oh Lord

that's the conductor of the train

the train is going keep the big wheels

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and the towns

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there's the switcher the railway

switcher he moves all the tracks for the

railway train gives the signal when the

track's all clear that's the switcher on

the train the switcher moves the

railroad track and directs the trains to

different tracks or to sightings there's

the mechanic the diesel mechanic he

opens up the engine and he walks inside

he works on the engine to make Mighty

power to pull all the car so fast

we leave the station and cross the land

we crossed the deserts and head to the

sea with the people that are working on

the train

there's the porter the train Porter he

takes our luggage and he puts it on

board he takes good care of all our

things that's the porter on the train

the Border makes sure that hundreds of

packages get on board the right train

and the porter does it quickly to ensure

that the train leaves on time

there's the cook and the server and the

waiter they're working in the dining car

when we get hungry we go to see the

people working in the dining cars we

drive through the cities and wave to

everyone

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our headlights shining in the dark of

night with the people that are working

on the train

there's the engineer the train engineer

he Blows the Whistle when he drives the

train he makes it go past he makes it go

slow that's the engineer

the train is going

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on

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people that are working on the train

that's all the people that work on the

train they've worked together to send us

down the track we've had a lot of fun

but it's time to say goodbye to the

people that are working on the train

okay

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toffee why are you saying Cha-Cha I'm

cha-chaing getting ready

what's that sound that's what I'm trying

to say it's one o'clock it's time for me

to cha Cha-Cha or should I say

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back home world clock we've got to get

back to school come on kids I'll take

you back

I had a great time Tuffy can I come back

again me too toughie me too I want you

to I want you to Gotta Go Gotta Go Gotta

Go Gotta Go Gotta Go

thanks for another great train adventure

me too

hey didn't I wave goodbye to you why

aren't you on the train

how do you do that two places at one

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well

it's time to go thanks bye-bye see you

later

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Michael this was a great adventure yeah

each time I come the adventure gets

better

I just wish Tuffy can come back to

school with us

yeah me too

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trains are always fun to watch but

always wave and watch from the distance

and never play on or around railroad

tracks if you want to see more great

trains visit us here at the San Diego

Railroad Museum you'll see all kinds of

trains and we'll take you for a ride on

this great old train see you soon

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it's in the bathroom

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