03x01 - The Rubber Room Song

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♪ Once upon a time in Toontown ♪

♪ There was a cat that had it all ♪

♪ Fortune and fame, top of the game ♪

♪ Up until he hit the wall ♪

♪ Now he makes a livin' downtown ♪

♪ Walkin' on a brand new beat ♪

♪ Slippin' through the new day
Trippin' on a two-way ♪

♪ Ticket down a one-way street
Beep beep beep ♪

♪ Who's that cat ♪

[siren]

♪ Crackin' up crime? ♪

♪ Stoppin' the clock ♪

[clock ticking]

♪ Hope he gets here on time ♪

[old car horn]

-♪ Let's go-- ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Yeah! Totally nuts ♪

-♪ Bonkers ♪
-♪ No ifs, ands or but buts ♪

-♪ Bonkers ♪
-♪ Someone's stealin' the show ♪

♪ Can't stay, I gotta go, go! Oh, no! ♪

-♪ Bonkers ♪
-♪ Things gettin' outta control ♪

♪ Now you're caught in a trap
Ready to snap ♪

♪ Snappin' the cap
And you're takin' the rap ♪

♪ But ya can't hold back
That wacky attack ♪

♪ That's why you're still a star ♪

-♪ 'Cause you're-- ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

-♪ Bonkers ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Wherever you-- wherever you--
Wherever you-- ♪

♪ Wherever you are ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

[Bonkers imitating siren]

[quacks]

Please be careful!

This ambulance is brand new!

Don't worry. I'm in total control.

-Look out!
-[honk]

[both screaming]

-Hey!
-Whoa, watch where you're going with that!

Like I said, I'm in total control.
I'm master of my own density.

You don't have to keep telling me to--

-Look out!
-Aah!

Ohh!

Oh!

[teeth chattering]

[telephone rings]

Hello. Plummet Summit Hospital.

This is nurse Fawn Deer.
How may I help you?

[teeth chattering]

Oh, you just had a skiing accident, I see.

But you're in luck.

The ski patrol ambulance has just arrived.

I'll send them out to get you right away.

[crashing]

I just got this ambulance today.

It's... ruined.

[babbling]

I just received a report
that a skier is down.

This is an emergency.

Ah, yes! It's... it's my heart.

S-s-s-s-somebody call me a nurse.

Okay, you're a nurse.

[chuckling] Sorry.

You've got to go get that skier
and bring him back here right away!

For you, anything, my Fawn Deer!

Come on, Jitters!

[screaming]

Ooh, just wait'll I get
my frostbitten hands on--

[crashing]

Aah! No! Not you!

Don't help me!

It's our job. Ahem.

♪ Ski patrol is who you call ♪

♪ When you are skiing and you fall ♪

Let's, pick him up!

Get away from me!

[screaming]

Let go of my leg!

It's broken!

Ooh. Sorry.

Oww!

Ooh! Ooh... ooh ooh.

[screaming]

Just relax.

We're going to put you on Mr. Stretcher.

Oh, yeah? Over my dead body!

He's out... cold.

[clink]

After him!

[Jitters] Whoa!

Ooh!

Duck!

[quacking]

Will you get off of me?

At least you're not an ice cube any more.

Another duck!

[crackling]

Boy, this guy's really a pushover.

And where, may I ask,
is the ice sculpture?

[crash]

Voila.

[crash]

So nice of you to drop in, my dear!

How about a nice cup of hot tea?

Ohh, thank you.

Here you are, my dear.

Oh, good! More for tea.

Yeeoww!

[screaming in slow motion]

Whoa! Ooh!

Eep! Oh! Oh!

[screaming]

Oh, I'm glad it's not snowing.

[grumbling] At least I'm rid of those two!

[Bonkers] Look out!

[all exclaiming]

Get off of me!

[dings]

-[buzzes]
-[Bonkers] 9.5?

[all yelling]

Aah!

Ooh!

Uhh!

I hate my life.

I hate his life!

You were so brave!

-[dinging]
-Oww!

Ouch!

Whoaaah! Bonkers!

[narrator] A short time from now

and, cosmically speaking,
not all that far away...

Watch out!

It is said that in space,
no one can hear you scream.

But that would make
a rather boring cartoon, so...

[both screaming]

But that has nothing to do
with today's story.

Intergalactic car wash.

A wash and wax, please.

Intergalactic car wash.

[snoring on monitor]

Wake up and get to work!

[startled babbling]

[grumbles] Hey, who turned out the lights?

Don't worry, boss.
I'll have the whole thing fixed.

Eventually.

Come on, Jitters, there's work to be done.

One turtle wax, comin' up.

Let's see... that was one wash,
one wax, and one-- Wow.

Fawn Deer.

Uh... uh, Bonkers?

Not now, Jitters. I'm with a customer.

So... wash your shuttle here often?

Oh, my. Uh...

Help!

Help!

Hey, I think I know that yell.

Bonkers! Your partner Jitters
is lost in space!

Get out there and deliver him to safety!

Oh, hello, Ms. Deer.

I mean now!

Yes, sir!

Miss Deer, you gotta help me!

My best friend is is danger!

I'll get you a discount
on your next car wash?

Okay, but...

Be careful. This is my father's shuttle.

Trust me.

Whoa!

[crash]

Um. Heh! I'm a little rusty.

When was the last time you drove?

Um, never.

Ya-hoo!

[Bonkers] Don't worry, Jitters,
we're comin' to get ya!

That'll be 300 kapizi's.

And remember,
there's an 80% chance of meteor showers,

so wear your raincoat.

[Fawn] Oh! It's the meteor shower!

Oh, don't worry. in case of meteor
showers, we give rainchecks.

There! We're safe now.

No, we're not! Watch out!

It's the big dipper!

Now we're in the milky way.

[Bonkers] Oh my! [nervous giggling]

[Bonkers] Were you scared?

No. You were brave for both of us.

[Jitters] I hate my life.

Oh! That's my Jitters!

Let's go!

[radar beeping]

Any sign of Jitters?

No, but there's definitely
something out there.

[male voice] Dave? is that you, Dave?

Nope. Wrong movie. What's that?

It's Pluto.

No, that!

Ooh, hold on, buddy! We're coming!

[distant sonar beeping]

That's a... Uh... Oh, noooo!

Black hole! Dead ahead.

If we get too close, we'll get sucked in!

I've got an idea.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Positive. Now!

Whew! It worked!

Oh, be careful!

Have no fear. I never lost a Jitters yet.

We're here to rescue you.

You're too late!

[all yelp]

Yeeeeee!

What the-- [sneezing] is this stuff?

I'm not-- [sneezing] sure.

Look at this stuff.

[motor whirring]

We must be in a space vacuum!

[ripping]

[Fawn] We made it!

[Bonkers] Yahoo! Now there's nothing
to be afraid of.

That's what you think, Bobcat!

♪ Wanna wet your whistle,
But ya just can't wait ♪

♪ Movin' like a m*ssile
So ya won't be late ♪

♪ Gotta get slippin', baby, out the door ♪

♪ Floppin' and a-flippin'
On a flubber floor ♪

♪ Let's get rollin' like bowlin' ball ♪

♪ Down to where they're dancin'
And a-bouncin' off the walls ♪

♪ We're gonna bop-bop-bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ Ya know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the Greasy Spoon ♪

♪ When the Bullie Boys, get crackin' ♪

♪ No time for nappin',
Anything can happen ♪

♪ Zip zam zoom bam,
Rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ Well, everybody's shakin'
Now the party's on ♪

♪ We could be awake
Until the break of dawn ♪

♪ Turnin' up the boogie
Till it's burnin' hot ♪

♪ Sippin' sarsaparilla
Really hits the spot ♪

♪ Funny phone's a-ringin',
But there's no one home ♪

♪ We're tryin' to stretch the limits
Of the zany zone ♪

♪ We're gonna bop-bop-bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ Ya know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the Greasy Spoon ♪

♪ When the Bullie Boys, get crackin' ♪

♪ No time for nappin',
Anything can happen ♪

♪ Zip zam zoom bam,
Rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ Pack your silly smackers
With a ton of gum ♪

♪ Stack a wacky snacky on a hot dog bun ♪

♪ Fix a tricky mixture
And to wash it down ♪

♪ Slurp a purple spritzer
Like a circus clown ♪

♪ Fill a big gorilla with vanilla stew ♪

♪ I'll betcha go bananas
When your dining's through ♪

♪ We're gonna bop-bop-bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ Ya know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the Greasy Spoon ♪

♪ And when the Bullie Boys, get crackin' ♪

♪ No time for nappin',
Anything can happen ♪

♪ Zip zam zoom bam,
Rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ Nibble on a noodle and a corny cob ♪

♪ Squash the whole kaboodle
On a shishkebab ♪

♪ Pickles on your pizza
Makes a crunchy munch ♪

♪ Silly billy's chili
Really packs a punch ♪

♪ Sure to give your pretty
Little head a spin ♪

♪ Till you're loco
As a toony in the loony bin ♪

♪ We're gonna bop-bop-bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ Ya know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the Greasy Spoon ♪

♪ And when the Bullie Boys, get crackin' ♪

♪ No time for nappin',
Anything can happen ♪

♪ Zip zam zoom bam,
Rompin' at the rubber ♪

♪ Bip bam boom, baby, doncha blubber ♪

♪ Things are really rockin' at
The rubber-bubba-bubber room ♪

♪ Whooo ♪

We'll be right back.

This one's gonna be a bull's-eye.

Ai-yi-yi.

Whoops.

[Grumbles] Why, you little... [grumbling]

[telephone rings]

Phew! Saved by the bell.

Clog-gone plumbing. Could I help you?

[coughs] Clogged pipes, eh?
That's too bad.

We'll be right over.

Deliver this plunger to 555 Leak street.

And hurry!

[tires screech]

Bonkers, uh, are you sure
this is the right place?

Don't be ridiculous, Jitters.

It matches this address.

No time to dawdle. We're here
to deliver a plunger.

Gotta clear out the clog, free up the--

Fawn!

Don't worry, Miss Deer. I'll save you!

But, Bonkers, we're only
supposed to deliver the plunger.

Uh, remember the last time
you tried to fix something?

He had insurance.

Besides, this is different.

We'll fix that clog faster
than you can say--

[babbling]

Bon Voyage.

-[dripping]
-Everything in here is ruined.

[doorbell rings]

Now, where's that pesky clog?

I think it's in the kitchen.

[Bonkers] Hey, this is easy.

The water's just backed up.

[grunting]

Yaah... Ooh, this tickles.
Oh, my! oh, dear!

Um, oh, I know! I'll plug it up!

There!

[chuckling]

Guess I shouldn't have used
Swiss cheese, huh?

[grunting]

Ah. If at first you don't succeed...

Uh... Bonkers?

Yeah, I know. I always amaze you, don't I?

[crashes]

You could say that.

I hope you like a southern exposure.

I have a thought. Maybe turning
off the water would help.

An excellent suggestion.

To the basement, Jitters!

This clog is worse than I thought.

Time for deep sea duty.

The shutoff valve's over there.

Yikes! Pool sharks!

[knuckles crack]

[grunting]

Wha-wha-wha-wha!

Wha-wha-wha-wha!

[both screaming]

[Fawn] Help! Help!

Did you hear that, Jitters?

Fawn's in trouble!

So are we!

[panting]

[Jitters] Oh, my.

[panting]

We're... safe.

Or not.

B-b-b-b-Bonkers?

[Fawn Deer] Help! Help!

There must be another drain somewhere.

Come on, Jitters!

[Fawn] Help!

Don't worry, Fawn! We'll save ya!

Dog paddle.

Aha!

-The bathtub!
-What is it?

It's a big white thing
you sit in to take a bath,

but that's not important now. Listen.

[Fawn Deer] Help!

Look. There's a hare stuck
in the drainpipe. Cover me, Jitters.

I'm goin' in.

I don't think I wanna do this.

Whoa!

-Whoa-h*-h*!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-Whoa-h*-h*!

[ding]

Help!

-There's Fawn!
-[clock ticking]

[ding]

-Whoa-h*-h*!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Help!

-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-Whoa-h*-h*!

Plunger, please?

Don't worry, Fawn. This won't hurt a bit.

Comfy?

[all screaming]

[rumbling]

I hate my life.

Well, here's your plunger.

At least the place is all dry now.

You saved my life!

How can I ever thank you?

Well, a little... kiss would do.

What a woman!

[theme music playing]