02x02 - Tic Track Toe/Lucky All Star

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
in revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

[barks]

♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[Man on TV]
He overcame incredible obstacles

to become the fastest,
most beloved racing dog

of all time.

Go-Go, the fastest dog in the world,
next on Dog-ography.

I dig Go-Go.

-I love Go-Go.
-[squeaking]

I worship Go-Go.

[Announcer] See Go-Go,
the fastest dog in the world,

running daily at De Vil Downs!

[All] We gotta go-go.

[barking]

[wood clatters]

We wanna bet $3.37 on Go-Go.

-To win.
-Out of my way!

One million on Go-Go...

-to win.
-[cash register dings]

[Announcer on P.A.]
Ladies and gentlemen,

please stand for Go-Go,
the fastest, greatest,

most fearless dog in the world.

We're gonna win. We're gonna win!

[growls]

Oh, oh! [whimpers]

I better win.

[grunts]

-Yay, Go-Go!
-Go, Go-Go!

-He's brave.
-He's fearless.

-He can do anything!
-[Spot bawks]

He's just a dog.

He's not just a dog.

Go-Go's my hero.

[vocalizing tune]

Oops!

-[electricity crackling]
-[yelps]

[growling]

[high-pitched whining]

[gulps]

[Announcer]
Go-Go loses the race!

-No, no!
-Wretched dog!

-[all gasp]
-You can't lose.

You're my hero.

Cruella: Wait! Come back!

Don't leave just because
the canine lost!

Please, stay and gamble away
your hard-earned money.

I'll give you Go-Go hats, Go-Go T-shirts,
Go-Go novelty thermometers?

Oh... [sobbing]

So this is what
it feels like to lose money.

[crying]

What are we supposed to do?

What are we supposed
to say to our loser hero?

You'll think of something.

Uh, hey, Go-Go. How's it go-going?

Not so good. My career... it's over!

Remember, Go-Go,

if you keep your face
to the sunshine,

uh... be sure to wear sunglasses.

Besides, you only lost one race.

Yeah, it's not like they're
gonna tear the place down.

[on megaphone]
What are you waiting for?

Tear the place down!

[Both] Wait!

Tear down the track?

But you can't tear it down!

It's our livelihood!

Yeah, it's where we lose all our money.

Don't tell me about losing.

First h*-h* loses the race,
then I lose a million-dollar wager!

And now I'm losing more money
on defective racetrack bunnies!

I hate losing money!

Memo to myself: Give up gambling.
It's wrong, especially if you lose money.

Just give us one more chance...

-To win our money back...
-Or lose it again.

One more race this afternoon,
and that is it!

[sobbing]

Without the racetrack,
I'll be out on the streets.

What am I gonna do?

You're gonna win the race
this afternoon, that's what.

Cruella would never tear down
the track while you're winning.

She'd lose money.

And she hates losing money!

I want to race, but I can't...

I can't do it. My head, the bunny!

I'm afraid. I'm afraid!

Okay, now what do we do?

Here's a wingy idea:
Why don't we help him?

Us? Help him?

We're just regular puppies!

He's Go-Go,
the canine hero for all time.

And with our help, he'll never be
afraid of bunnies again!

Now remember, everyone, in group therapy,
we are not here to judge.

We are here to help.

Okay! Which loony's going first?

-Hi, my name's Fetch.
-[All] Hi, Fetch!

I'm afraid of sticks.

We're here for you, Fetch.

Next.

-Hi. My name's Kelly.
-[All] Hi, Kelly.

[sobs] I'm afraid of sheep!

That's rough, man.

[clears throat] Hi, my name's Go-Go.

-[All] Hi, Go-Go!
-I'm afraid of... bunnies.

[all laugh]

Now, just relax, Go-Go,
and tell me what you see.

Uh, the post-nuclear holocaust.

The horror of w*r in this century.

[screams] Bunny!

Ugh! This is hopeless.

[high-pitched voice]
I am just a little bunny,

and I would not hurt anyone.

I am just a little bunny, and...

[haltingly] I am just a...

I need more bunnies.
Give me bunnies!

Bunnies!

[babbling]

I think Rolly has his own bunny issues
right now.

Okay, this is what
we call "role reversal."

You are now
the racetrack b-b-b-bunny.

How do you feel?

[crackles]

[explodes]

Look at me!
I'm just a cute little bunny,

but you're afraid of me,
aren't you?

-[laughs]
-[growling]

♪ Go-Go is afraid ♪

♪ Goo-Goo is afraid ♪

-♪ Go-Go is-- ♪
-[growling]

[Cadpig] Ah! Ooh! Ouch! Eech!

[weakly] He's cured. Ugh!

[barking]

[cash register dinging]

Let's get this race over with
so I can tear the place down!

But, Miss De Vil, sir, don't you want
to place a bet on the last race?

I have given up gambling.

And now I want to help those
that will pay me money to do the same.

The odds on Go-Go are a trillion to one.

All right, do it.
One dollar on Co-Co to win.

[laughs] What a dope!

Go-Go's never gonna win!

Hey, Jasper, since Cruella's
gonna lose a dollar anyway,

let's not bet it
and keep it for ourselves!

[both laugh]

-One cherry whip, please.
-And two glasses.

[Announcer on P.A.]
Ladies and gentleman,

please take your seats.
The race is about to begin.

-[vocalizing tune]
-[crowd shouting]

Oops!

[crackling]

[high-pitched whining]

Oh no! I gotta help Go-Go!

[whimpers]

[grunts, screams]

Lucky?

[grunts] Come on, Go-Go, go!

[Announcer] Wait a minute!
It looks like Go-Go,

the fastest dog in the world,
is blowing the competition away!

[all cheering]

[Announcer] And Go-Go wins!

[cheering continues]

Go-Go, you're my hero.

[chuckles] You make
a pretty good hero yourself, kid.

I won, I won, I won!

[Both] She lost, she lost, she lost.

To think I was going
to tear down this gold mine.

I love that track, I love Bo-Bo,
and I love you!

I won, I won, I... what's wrong?

Well, you see, it's like this.

Jasper?

We had every intention of...

Dumb-dumbs! I despise you!

Come back here, you two!

You owe me more than a dollar!
Get... Ooh, I mustn't run in heels!


[dog howling]

[knuckles crack]

[piano music playing]

♪ Come on down to Hobby Lobby,
you can buy an airplane ♪

♪ Dolls and models, ships in bottles ♪

♪ And Styrofoam mountains
for your electric train set ♪

-Ah. Too many syllables.
-[puppies barking]

[Roger] Hey, you two.

[discordant notes]

Hey, hey, hey!

[blows raspberry]

[yelps, whimpers]

[sighs] Ha!

[laughs]

[grunts]

-[blares]
-Ha-ha!

Hey, come on! Not while I'm working!

Guys! Guys!
Stop fooling around, you two!

Whoa!

Whoa! Oof!

[barking continues]

Hey, hey, stop! Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Hey, not so fast, Cadpig.

You know the rule:
Stay away from my computer.

That jingle was my first paying job
in three weeks.

And you! What do you have to say
for yourself?

-[whimpers]
-No, no, don't even try it, partner.

I know all your tricks.

Oh, Lucky, you know
I can't stay mad at you.

You're my favorite.

Gee, it's enough to make
you want to toss your kibble.

[dramatic music on TV]

Time to farm my land.

[on TV] Hey, Pete Peterson here,
of Grutely's Pet Shop,

and I am looking for the bone-diggingest
dog in the tri-county area.

It's my annual bow-wow Bone-a-thon!

And winner takes home
this Man's Best Friend trophy,

as well as 25% discount on flea collars.

Offer limited to one dog per human.

Thousands of restrictions apply,

prohibited where void
and other legal mumbo jumbo and all.

Oh! I hope Roger picks me!

That trophy matches my inner glow.

Who cares about the trophy?

I just want to bring honor to Dearly Farm.

Roger isn't picking a chicken, Spot.

He's gonna choose a dog
with a nose for bones,

-like me.
-[laughs]

Dream on, guys.

Roger has only one favorite,
and we know who that is.

[Cadpig] Oh, forgive me, Chosen One!

And if it weren't for my
total commitment to world peace,

-I'd kick your sorry little...
-[Tripod clears throat]

-Hey, where you going, Tripod?
-Gotta start practicing for the contest.

Gotta dig, gotta pump up,
and gotta feel the burn!

You guys coming?

Nah. I've got, shall we say, connections.

No pain, no gain.

-[Spot squawking]
-[puppies barking]

Hiccup Hole, here we come!

[bawks] Yippee.

[squawks]

Hey, look!

[moans] I think I got whiplash.

[Roger whistling]

Lucky, my boy,
I've been looking for ya.

This is it. He's gonna ask me.

Bow-wow Bone-a-thon, here I come.

Hey, Lucky, how'd you like to go
with me to the Bone... whoa!

Oh! Look out!

Whoa! How do you stop this thing?

Wow. Who's dug all these amazing holes?

Uh-oh, Lucky, looks like
you got some competition.

Okay, so there's somebody else
out there digging holes? So what?

Hey, Roger, wanna see me do a trick?

[barks] Oof!

[moans]

[bike bell dings]

[engine revs]

[horn honks]

-[roars]
-[yelps]

Tripod. Shoulda known.

Man, he's good.

It's like he's one with the dirt.

[barking]

Okay, he wants a hole?
I'll give him holes.

Hey, boy. All these holes prove to me

I just found the bone-diggingest dog
in the tri-county area.

What say we head to the contest, huh?

Hey, no pain, no gain, right, Lucky?

[growls]

Roger's choosing Tripod over me?

We gotta get him to a doctor.

Maybe he's a clone. His body's been
snatched in an alien invasion.

Well, it looks like
their ship is taking off.

I can't believe it.

That's harsh, man.

Why didn't Roger pick me?

[Spot] Hmm, let me take a stab at this.

'Cause Tripod practiced.
'Cause he worked hard.

-'Cause he's better.
-Who said Tripod's better?

I never even tried.

Ah! I think we've identified the problem.

I'm sure this is just
one big misunderstanding.

You watch. Any minute now,
Roger will climb up here

-and tell me it was all a big joke.
-[car engine starts]

Good luck, Tripod! Do us proud!

If Tripod wins this contest,

Roger's gonna have a new favorite!

No! No! [grunts]

Whoa!

[laughs] Those other dogs
will just be scratching

the surface next to you, buddy.

You are a champ! A champ!

-[thunder rumbling]
-[Roger] Oh boy.

Rain. Hope they don't cancel the contest.

-[grunts]
-25% off each flea collar.

At $3.99 a piece,
that's about one-fourth off four dollars.

I'll save a dollar on each collar.

For 101 puppies, I'd save $101.

Cool! My wipers look like Lucky.

Hey!

[grunting]

-[truck honking]
-[Roger] Whoa!

[Roger yells]

[straining]
I can almost reach...

[yells]

h*-h*!

[grunting]

I can't reach... oh! Oh!

[screaming]

Oh, no! Oh, no, no!

[all scream]

[sighs] Oh, that was close.

Tripod, you saved us.

[sarcastically] Yeah, my hero.

Hey!

[birds chirping]

Well, the good news is
it stopped raining.

Bad news is we'll never make it in time.

I've got an idea.
We can try digging out.

[grunts]

Guess the super scooper
ain't that super duper.

[grunting]

Hey, Lucky. Quit being a pain
and help me out here.

Maybe wood or branches
slid under the wheels would help.

Oh, well.

Guess you won't be taking
my place with Roger after all.

What are you talking about?
I just want a chance at that contest.

[sighs]

But now I'll never know if I could've won.

Of course you would've won.
You win everything.

Nobody works harder than you.

Lotta good that does me now.

It's not my place
with Roger you were after.

It was winning the contest.

Oh man, I've been so selfish.

-Get a grip!
-What?

I said get a grip! Let's start digging!

[both grunting]

Stay clear, you guys.

[tire screeching]

-Hey!
-Hey!

Well, we tried.
Thanks for helping, Lucky.

We're not out yet! Come on!

-[both grunt]
-[engine revs]

That's a good look for you.

Be careful, Lucky.
You don't wanna break a nail.

-[both grunt]
-[engine revs]

Come on, you two!
We gotta get to Grutely!

[both barking]

-[crowd cheering, shouting]
-[Man] Yeah, come on, Buldzer!

Show 'em who's boss, buddy!

Come on, Buldzer!
Way to go, buddy!

Way to go!
Keep going!

[both grunting]

Looks like Tripod is tired.

Do us proud, buddy!

Five seconds... four... three...

-two...
-[Lucky] Come on, Tripod!

...one!

He won! He won! We all won!

Sorry I was such a jerk.

Well, I couldn't have done it without you
helping us out of the mud.

Collars for everybody!

[theme music playing]