02x06 - Two Faces of Anita

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[puppies yipping]

[yipping]

We gotta get this cake baked
before Anita comes home from work.

Aggh!

So, what do you think, Rollster?

German chocolate
or cinnamon spice?

[yipping]

Both, huh?

Well, that's an idea.

Yeah, maybe we could
combine them

and make one big German cinnamon
chocolate spice cake, huh?

[ruff!]

Why are we baking her
a cake now?

She hasn't won "Designer of the Year,"
she's only been nominated.

It is an honor
just to be nominated.

Of course, winning
gives you the added joy

of rubbing
everybody's nose in it.

Well, win or lose, Anita's
really gonna love this cake.

I just hope Cruella doesn't
keep her working all night.

[man] But, Ms. De Vil,
it's almost midnight.

We can't keep everyone
working all night.

Can't? Can't?

The only thing I can't do,
you simple-headed gherkin,

is lose the "Designer of the Year"
award!

No one leaves until
I get the call from Puffin

telling me I've won.

I want all my servants...
uh, employees...

to have the opportunity to grovel

at my award-winning feet.

Oh, well, you're certain to win,
Ms. De Vil.

Well, of course
I'm certain to win.

Didn't I bribe every judge in town
to get the nomination?

Yes, ma'am, but they say
Puffin's incorruptible,

and he makes the final decision and...

[thud]

Then I'll just have to make him
an offer he can't refuse.

[gulp]

Well, my dear, are we being brilliant
as usual?

Yes, I can see we are.

You know, I can never
thank you enough

for letting me work here, Cruella.

[chuckles]

No, my dear, you can't, can you?

[telephone rings]

[gasp] Answer it, Anita!

It may be that wonderfully dim
husband of yours.

Hello?

Why, yes, Mr. Puffin, this is...

Hello, Puffin, darling!

Isn't it me you want to speak to?

Why, yes, Cruella.

I knew it!

Listen, before I make
the public announcement,

I wanted to congratulate you
for having the Designer of the Year

working for you.

Darling, I don't work for me.

I am me!

[chuckles] Oh, Cruella,
you're such a caution.

No, darling, not you at all.

Anita's the new Designer of the Year.

[gasp] [groaning]

Cruella, are you all right?

Of course, Anita, dear!

I'm just so full of emotion,
I can barely express my feelings.

Dizzy, where are you?

[sighs] Clean up this mess!

Yes, Ms. De Vil.

[Cruella] Memo to myself.

Persuade Puffin that if I don't get
the "Designer of the Year" award,

no one will.

[Roger] Oh, Cruella wouldn't
give you the day off

for your award presentation?

[Anita] She's a little jealous.

[Roger] Jealous? She's one taco
short of a combination plate.

[Anita] Roger, relax.
Everything's under control.

I have my dress, my makeup,

everything I'll need
for the ceremony right here.

I'll get ready after work

and meet you at Topstown Plaza
in plenty of time.

[Roger] Well, I just don't want you to
miss any of your well-deserved hoopla.

[kissing]

Yeccch! Mush!

Yuck! Double mush!

Just think. For one brief moment,
the name "Anita Dearly"

will stand for all that is pure and lovely
and must be dry-cleaned.

We'll all be on TV.

Which is my best side?

You're sitting on it.

Oh, Topstown Plaza's got
a five-star kitchen.

Oh, I'm getting goose bumps
just thinking about it.

Thinking about it is all any of you
are ever gonna do.

So, what exactly
are you trying to say?

They're not taking us.

[groaning]

[Lucky] But there's a difference
between not taking us

and thinking they're not taking us.

-Come on!
-[gasp]

-Yay!
-[squawk!]

[Puffin] Hmm.
Now let me get this straight.

Your anonymous benefactor
wants me to recognize

Cruella de Vil
as the Designer of the Year?

-That's right. And here's her...
-His.

His anonymous check.

Please ignore the signature.

And if I don't do it?

Then we're to tie you
into a knot no one can undo.

Say, like a half sheepshank.

-Windsor.
-Half sheepshank.

Where you gonna get
sheep this time of year?

Right.

Well, let's get this over with, then.
I have a busy day.

[chuckles]

He wants to get it over with.

[chuckles]

He has a busy day.

Waaaah!

[crash!]

Oh! For a guy named Puffin,
he sure packs a mighty wallop.

Yow!

-[Lucky] Stop squirming!
-[Rolly] Hey, watch it!

[Cadpig] I can't help it.
I'm sitting on a high heel.

Oh! I never should have drunk
all that water at breakfast.

We've been here so long,
I'm seeing spots.

[Lucky] Come on, it's time for supper.
[sighs]

Fresh air!

[squawk] [gasp]

-Lucky, you'll get caught!
-Who is gonna catch me?

[Cruella] Well, what have we here?

How dare you show up
looking like this!

Get into my office
before someone sees you.

What's that old bag of bones
up to now?

Ouch!

You ruined my plan.
This upsets me.

Normally, I would
do away with you,

but I'll need you
for my alternative plan.

Oh, Anita's going to
look beautiful in this.

Too bad no one will see her.

Huh?

Oh, it's beautiful, Cruella.

This is very kind of you. Mwah!

Shush, my dear!

You are representing
the House of De Vil.

We want you looking your best.

I'll hang this old rag in my closet

so it won't get
any more wrinkled.

She's up to something, all right.

[Rolly] What should we do?

We've got to help Anita,
that's what we should do.

[All] Yeah! Let's help Anita!

[Lucky] Rolly, you and Spot
keep an eye on Anita.

Cadpig and I will watch
old witch face!

Now, you finish getting ready, dear.

Everyone's gone home, so you'll have
the entire place to yourself.

And you'll have it for quite some time.

[sinister chuckle]

[thunder]

Are you sure you can
pull it off, Andre?

[Andre] I have turned
elephants into dinosaurs

in the name of entertainment,
but ziss...

is a real challenge.

Aaah!

[straining]

I'll do anything to be
Designer of the Year.

S'il vous plaît... commence.

[gulp]

[gasp]

[thunder]

[tool whirring]

Yipes!

[pounding]

[whirring]

[jackhammer pounding]

Yaaaaaah!

[expl*si*n, sparks crackling]

[both] Huh?

Voilà.

I don't believe it.

[gasps]

[Cruella's voice] Excellent!

You are a genius, Andre!

Uh-uh! There'll be no sweating,

or you'll be wearing
your new face on your shoes.

Don't worry, Andre,

When Anita Dearly refuses the award
and accepts it for her dear Cruella,

she'll be cool as ice.

[sinister chuckle]

We gotta tell Anita.

Hello? Is anyone there?
I'm locked in! Hello?

Ohh! There has to be
a phone working somewhere.

Why do these things
always happen to me?

[groaning]

[Lucky] Rolly! Spot!

-Ooh!
-[squawk!]

Lucky, is that you?

What's going on?
Why is the door closed?

We're locked in!

And the phones are all dead.

She's gonna miss the awards ceremony.

No, Anita will be there, all right.

But it won't be the right Anita.

Oh, I feel like a new woman.

Because I am a new woman.

[chuckles]

Now, just stay cool and no one
will ever know the difference.

Relax. You boys
can go home now.

Cruella de Vil will
handle things from now on.

Especially that award.

[sinister chuckling]

Rolly, Spot, you get Anita out of there,

we'll stop Cruella.

Oh!

Uh... Oh.

Hmm.

Ugh, disgusting.

But I'll do anything to get that award.

Even drive Anita's, uh... car.

[distant siren wailing]

[sniffing] Uggh!

Oh! Dirty little old jalopy.

[gasp] Aaaaah!

[Rolly] Ohh! Got any ideas?

Uh, this is one of those times

when I wish my head worked
as good as my mouth.

-That's it!
-What? What??!

[excited murmuring]

Come on, Anita, where are you?!

-[tires squeal]
-Anita?

Oh, sweetie, you made it!

Mwah!

[ptooey!]

Ah, oh, you taste funny.

Oh, it's a new lipstick
I'm testing for Cruella.

Kiss of death.

Yeah, some lipstick.

It even makes you sound
like the old bag.

Reginald, what a nice thing to say.

I've always wanted to be as much
like that wonderful woman

as possible.

[chuckles]

What a great imitation of Cruella.

Now, come on, we've gotta hurry.

Hurry, Cadpig!

[puppies yipping]

Lucky, Cadpig,
what are you doing here?

[yipping]

You guys are not
supposed to be here.

Ugh! He doesn't get it.

[snarls]

Whoa!

[yipping]

Ohh! Ooh!

Let go of that dress,
you spotty little pile of bad smells!

Uh... huh?

I mean, let go of mommy's dress,

you sweet little spotted monster.

-Come here, you guys.
-That's right, uh, darling.

You watch the mongrels
while I get my award.

Kiss-kiss!

Boy, success does change people.

[straining]

[Rolly] Easy! Steady!

Uggh!

What do I do now?

Just wiggle your beak
till you feel some clicks,

and then turn your head to the right.

Okay, I'm doing it.

[sighs]

Rolly? Spot? What are you doing here?

And how did you
get the door open?

Pretty clever using my beak
as a lock pick.

Quick thinking, Rolly.

[gasp] Oh, no, someone's
taken my car!

Well, Cruella will understand.
It was an emergency.

[revving]

[radar g*n beeping]

Yeah! [gasp]

[officer] Whoa! A miscreant.

Something wrong?

I thought the husband of the winner
would rate a better table.

The husband of the winner
usually doesn't bring pets

wearing his suspenders.

Never mind him, it's time.

It is now my pleasure
to introduce to you

the lovely and talented winner
of "Designer of the Year."

[applause]

Stop talking about her
and give me the award,

you pompous polliwog.

What do we do, Lucky?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

[Puffin] Ladies and gentlemen,
this is a distinct honor...

Uh-uh, there will be no sweating,

or you'll be wearing your new face
on your shoes.

...an honor bestowed on one
who's fresh, yet not pushy,

clever, yet not...

I got it! Follow me!

Whoa! Ugh! Wait!

Ooh-ooh. A little drafty. Ugh!

To the lighting booth, quick!

And let me add, finally,
this lady is as sweet

as she is brilliant.

Thank you for those kind words.

But I don't deserve this great honor.

I'm going to accept this award
for the rightful winner,

the person without whom
I would have done nothing.

Me! I mean, my... my employer

and close personal friend,
Cruella de Vil.

Huh? Whoa!

[siren wailing]

Ohhhh!

Now I'm mad.

Hey, what are you tire-biters
doing here?

Oww! Oooh! Oh! Hey, let go! Aaah!

Okay, Cruella,
you think you're so hot?

Take this!

Through thick and thin,
it was always Cruella de Vil

who pulled me through.

Without her genius, I am nothing.

She taught me
everything I know.

Oh, I hope I'm not too late!

-[siren wailing]
-[tires screech]

Missed her.

Well, she has to come out sometime.

No, Ms. de Vil's little girl Cruella

never takes anything lying down.

[crowd gasps]

What's the matter with you insects?

Don't you know a winner
when you see one?

What? What's happening?

Oh, no, I'm melting!

I'm melting!

Whaaaaa!

Cruella?

But then where's Anita Dearly?

[Anita, breathless] Here I am!

[cheers and applause]

Yeah! Way to go, babe!

[orchestra plays]

Here you are, my dear.

[man] Oh, it's just so wonderful!

You know, I really would like
to thank Cruella.

I couldn't have won it without her.

Don't. You'll spoil her tantrum.

Uggh!

Well, at least I get
to drive my own car home.

-Your car?
-Well, of course it's my car.

Who else around here
is classy enough to drive this?

Speeding, failure to stop at a red light,

failure to stop for a fire hydrant,

failure to acknowledge police siren,
resisting arrest...

Ugggh! Glamour is not pretty.

Failure to...

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