02x20 - Double Dog Dare/Mooove It On Over

[bunniefuu]

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-[barking]

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♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

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♪ Canines on the run ♪

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♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

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♪ Without fail you'll wind up
chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
in ruffling some feathers ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

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-[barks]

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♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

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-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

Oh, I don't know.
[squawks]

This is bad.

[Lucky] Aw, come on, Spot.
This is gonna be a cinch.

-I mean, what are you?
-Don't say it.

Don't say it!

[thunder rolls]

[thunder crashes]

[sighs] I'm very tired, Scorch,

and I need my beauty sleep.

See that no one disturbs me!

Not a sound.

I'm holding you
personally responsible.

[sighs] Good night.

[thunder crashes]

I don't know.

Why do I have to do this?!

Oh, come on, Spot.

We've all done it.

You have to too.

Yeah, every dog's
done a double-dog dare.

And you're dare is
you got to sneak into Villa De Vil

and take the sleeping mask off Cruella
without waking her up.

[thunder crashes]

B-but I don't want to do it.
What if I make a noise?

What if Scorch catches me?

What if Cruella wakes up?

Think of the consequences!

I could end up... [squawking]
and served on a silver platter!

-[squawks]
-What's the matter, Spot?

Chicken?

Hey, I am not a chicken.

Then prove it.

[Cadpig]
Think of it as a growth opportunity,

a chance to go where no poultry
has gone before.

It's the only way, Spot,

if you want to be one of us.

Double-dog dare,
double-dog dare.

All right, all right!

I'll do it! I'll show you I'm no chicken.

Do you think she'll be all right?

[snickers] Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Cadpig, remember
my double-dog dare?

Hmm, let's see.

Oh, yeah! Lucky dared you to hide
the food from that circus elephant.

Yeah.

[circus music plays]

[chuckling]

[burps]

[cheers and applause]

What a dare!

But nobody had a double-dog dare
as daring as mine. Remember, Lucky?

[Cadpig yips]

[barking]

[Cadpig barks]

[snickers]

Yeah, that dog catcher caught
a little Cadpig comeuppance that day.

[laughing] Yeah, that was a good one.

Hey, what was your
double-dog dare, Lucky?

Uh, um, well...

Yeah, you double-dog dared us,
but who double-dog dared you?

[nervous] Uh, you know,
it was that time...

Uh, you remember.

Whoa, whoa, you mean you have
never done a double-dog dare?

Oh, uh...

No.

Well, then we'll have to come up
with a double-dog dare for you.

[thunder crashes]

[whimpers]

-Spot!
-[screams]

Huh?

Spot, it's me, Lucky.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to help you with your dare.

You help me?
[clucking] B-b-but why?

[sighs] 'Cause helping you
is my double-dog dare.

Great! You're not chicken are you?

Just come on.

[door opens]

[snores]

[sighs]

[sleepily murmurs] Puppies...

[snoring]

Okay, Spot,
any time you're ready.

Me? Ha! What about you?

Okay, okay, okay.

I'll... I'll give you a boost.

[scoffs] Oh, thanks a lot.

Alley-oop.

[shivers]

[snores, sighs]

Come on, Spot. You can do it.

-[sighing]
-[gasping]

-Oh, spots, spots, spots.
-[muffled yelp]

[snores, mutters]

[sniffing]

[rapid inhales]

[sighs]

[snores]

Hey, I got it. I got it!

I know, now let's get out of here!

[hissing]

[murmuring]

Lucky, push harder!

I'm trying, I'm trying.

Uh-oh. [squawks]

[Lucky screams]

[groans]

[gargles]

Spot!

[frantic shouts]

Get in, Spot.

[groans]

Who is making
all that infernal racket?!

Where's my mask?

Scorch! Scorch!

Oh, that does it.

You have forfeited your...

[splashing]

Uh, what is with
all this water on the floor?

[screams]

[grunts]

Scorch, what in blazes is going on?

[Both] Ah!

[Cruella] Whoa! Whoa!

[screaming]

Lucky, no dare is worth all of this.

[Lucky] Here we go again!

[both scream]

[Cruella screams]

[grunts]

Scorch, I am missing
my beauty sleep.

Lucky, Lucky!

I think we're in trouble.

Really, no kidding, Spot.

Where have you been
the last 10 minutes?

Just help me think of a strategy
to stop the water level from rising.

But, Lucky, look!

[Scorch hisses]

Ya'!

[cries, gargles]

Lucky, Scorch is in trouble.

Lucky?

Help! Oh, my dear sweet
mother of Pearl.

What do I do? What do I do?

[screams]
What do I do?

[gasping, coughing]

[panting]

Thanks, Spot, now come on.

We've got the mask.
Paddle us out of here.

Mask? Who cares about the mask?

Scorch is about to get
sucked down the drain!

Spot, what are
you doing?

Looks like I'm gonna marinate myself
with eight feet of raging bath water

to rescue our ferret foe!

[clucks]

Hurry, Spot.

[water whooshes]

Spot?

-[both gasping]
-Spot, you did it!

[grunts]

Ow! Ooh, what in blazes is--

Ah, the water main.

[light growl]

I guess he's saying thank you
for saving his life?

No, I think he's imagining me
as a chicken pot pie.

Hey, look, the water level's dropping.

Then let's get out
of this indoor Bermuda triangle.

There you are!

You have some explaining to do!

[shouts]

Now that's a double-dog dare
for the books.

[gasps] They got it! They got it!

Yay!

So, come on, give,
give how'd it go?

Hmph, piece of cake.

Oh, papa!

Now you're ready
for the triple-dog dare!

It is not the dare
that makes the dog.

I had the dog inside
this chicken body all the time,

and I just didn't know it.

Hey, wait for us, Spot.

-Spotty, wait!
-Spotty!

[all calling out]

[ballet music plays]

And who said the cheese channel
couldn't handle the classics?

[Princess groans]

Stop crowding me, girlfriend!

Well, get back on your own side!

I wonder what's going on.

I can't go anywhere in this stall

without bumping
into your bovine butt!

[grunts]

It's so tragic...

two long-time friends
bickering like this.

You're not thinking of getting involved,
[shouts] are you?!

[scoffs]
Spot, I'm hardly the kind of dog

who sticks her nose
in other folks business.

Then why do I have this feeling
of impending disaster?

Well, I guess I have
been hogging the stall a bit.

Well, me too.

I guess I am getting a little
broad in the bean.

[laughs]

Ladies, I couldn't help
but hear you arguing.

Actually, we were just mak--

Luckily, I just found this book

to help angry cattle
through their differences.

It's called, "Beef with a Beef."

But, Cadpig, we aren't even...

[tutting] Chapter one:
"Open, frank communication."

You need to be honest
and voice your complaints.

I don't see how this is gonna help.

Don't hold back.

Well, okay.

I don't like the way
Duchess hogs the entire stall.

What?! Who you calling a hog?

If I told you to move your butt,
you'd have to make two trips.

Good! Oh, very good!

Since we're being honest,
then you won't mind if I say,

you snore like
a broken snow blower!

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah!

-[huffing]
-That's it, girls!

Keep sharing!

Ooh, I'm gonna open up
a big old can of ouch on you, cowgirl.

-[mooing]
-[humming]

-[mooing]
-Huh?

[gasps]

Maybe Anita's right.

I have been working too hard lately.

[Duchess] Don't push me, girlfriend.

[Princess] I couldn't push your
hefty hide with a truck!

-Oh, think so?
-I know so.

You keep your nose
out of my business!

Well, you keep your business
out of my nose!

Hey, is your milk
as sour as your face?

Nice work, Cadpig.

I'm glad they're
still communicating

-at 3 AM.!
-[huffs]

Chapter two:

"What to do when Chapter one fails."

[rooster crows]

[yawning]

Good morning, mom.

Well, what's good about it?
I didn't get a wink of sleep last night!

[sleepily chewing]

-Hey.
-Hey!

-Stop with the pushing!
-Quit hogging the kibble!

Get that fly farm away from me.

Don't start with me.

Courage, ladies!
You're starting to make real progress.

So today we're moving on
to chapter three,

"Guided imagery."

Now let's all visualize
what would make us happy.

Fine, then I'm gonna visualize
Duchess in a saddle factory!

Oh, yeah, then visualize this!

I've had enough.
I'm moving in with the pups.

[snoring]

[mooing exhales]

Oh, thanks a lot!

Now we got a snoring cow in our loft!

Progress is often painful.

I'm never gonna get any sleep.

Maybe if we rolled her over,
she'd stop snoring.

[Lucky] Good idea.

[grunting]

[straining]

-Ah!
-[both grunt]

[loud mooing]

-[Princess] I thought I threw you out.
-[Duchess laughs] You didn't throw me out.

-[Duchess] I left!
-[sighs]

Oh, not again!

[Princess] Oh, yeah, you left,
but your smell stayed behind.

[Duchess huffs] You got your nerve.
What you smell is your own breath

blowing back in your face!

[Rolly snores]

[snoring]

-[shouts]
-Stop snoozing in the kibble!

Keep it down!

I didn't get any sleep last night!

Well, neither did anybody else! [grunts]

[angry squawking and chatter]

I think last night we learned
that the hayloft

is a dangerous place
for a cow, didn't we?

So if we're going to learn
to live together,

we're going to have to learn
to respect one another's boundaries.

There! We've got the space.

Now where's the respect?

[angrily chomps]

Duchess, don't you have something
you'd like to say to Princess?

Oh, yeah! Tell old baggage butt
to stop eating my hay!

Your hay?! This is my hay, girl!

[angry chomping]

[both strain]

That's it, ladies.
Express your anxieties!

[both straining]

So the dairy queen
wants her space? Fine!

From now on,
don't cross this line!

And you keep your mangy tail
out of my half of the barn!

[grunting]

It says here, uh, that you should
express your convictions

in a positive way.

Put a cork in it, puppy pants.
This means w*r! [huffs]

W-w-w-w*r?

I thought we were all getting better,
not angrier.

[horns clanking]

Hey, you're stepping in my space.

But I just want to watch TV.

Are you siding with her?

Uh, yes.

I mean no. I mean yes!

-No, no! I mean...
-[angry snort]

Ow! My head hurts.

-[gasps]
-Watch where you're walking!

Uh, right.

[both groan, grunt]

Hey, careful,
this is Duchess's space.

-Who are you with?
-Uh, Princess... I think.

Then get back on her side!

Don't push me! I'm with Princess!

Cut it out! I'm with Princess!

I'll push you if I want to, mister!

-[grunting]
-Wait!

This isn't right.

You need to communicate
your feelings openly and honestly!

I honestly want
to push Lucky down!

[Dumpling squeals]

[Mayor Ed laughs]

[squeals and snorts]
You sure do look a sight,

-precious.
-You think that's funny, daddy?

Then don't cross this line!
The trough is mine!

Well, if that's where
you're gonna be, fine,

-then the mud hole is mine!
-[squelches]

But I'll send you a sample...

-by air mail!
-[screams]

[squawks]

This is not going well!

You need to creatively visualize...

Eat a rock, splotchy!

We're busy!

That's it!

I'm siding with Dumpling!

Well, I'm siding with Ed the pig.

I could be rasher, but that' siding
with the wrong bacon, honey.

You're eggs are scrambled!

-[squawking]
-You two should try a trust exercise!

Take a hike, dogzilla.

This is bird business!

[angry clucking]

[angry chattering]

This isn't right.

What's everybody
fighting about!

We're just expressing our feelings!

Yeah, we're being honest and frank.

No, this isn't what I meant!

-But you said...
-Forget what I said!

[inhales deeply] Stop it!

[echoes]

[panting]

Are you all bonkers?

This is supposed to be
conflict resolution,

not a demolition derby!

Listen, we just did
what you told us to do:

Visualize, conceptualize,
and pasteurize.

All we really wanted
was more room in our stable.

Then why don't you just
open up the side of your stall?

[gasps] Hun, works for me.

Me too. Thanks, Spot.

-Huh?
-So that was it?

You turned the whole farm
into World w*r III

and all it took
was open up the stall?

I supposed it was effective
in its own primitive obvious way.

[animals growling]

-[Ed growls]
-[whimpers]

Remember, anger management
is the key to a healthy s...

Manage this, Cadpig! Get her!

[screams]

[angry chattering]

But I... [screams]

Everybody's so uptight around here.

I am so glad we are not like that.

Hm-hm-hm. I can't imagine
carrying on like that, girl.

[theme song plays]