02x11 - Tokyo Bonkers

[bunniefuu]

♪ Once upon a time in Toontown ♪

♪ There was a cat that had it all ♪

♪ Fortune and fame top of the game ♪

♪ Up until he hit the wall ♪

♪ Now he makes a livin' downtown ♪

♪ Walkin' on a brand new beat ♪

♪ Slippin' through the new day
Trippin' on a two-way ♪

♪ Ticket down a one-way street
Beep beep beep ♪

♪ Who's that cat ♪

[siren]

♪ Crackin' up crime? ♪

♪ Stoppin' the clock ♪

[clock ticking]

♪ Hope he gets here on time ♪

[old car horn]

-♪ Let's go--
-Bonkers ♪

♪ Yeah totally nuts ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-No ifs ands or but buts ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Someone's stealin' the show ♪

♪ Can't stay I gotta go go oh no! ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Things gettin' outta control ♪

♪ Now you're caught in a trap
Ready to snap ♪

♪ Snappin' the cap
And you're takin' the rap ♪

♪ But ya can't hold back
That wacky attack ♪

♪ That's why you're still a star ♪

-♪ 'Cause you're--
-Bonkers ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Bonkers ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Wherever you-- wherever you--
Wherever you-- ♪

♪ Wherever you are ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

[Bonkers] I can't wait to get to Tokyo.

The kangaroos, the dingos,
Shrimp on the Barby.

Bonkers, that's Australia.
Tokyo is in Japan.

Awesome, possum!

Headphones.

These planes have everything.

[hiss]

Hmm. Sounds like air.

Must be new-age music.

Bonkers, everyone is staring at you.

Oh, calm down, Miranda.

They've never seen a big TV star before.

No, they've never seen
such a big head before.

Ow!

Hey, watch that!

Bonkers, I think you woke up
our little prisoner.

You have an uncanny grasp of the obvious.

Grasp this, Z-bot.

In an hour you are going to be
in the hands of Tokyo Police.

Yeah, Mr. Toon-in-a-box.

The Tokyo Police.

Your slide show is ready, sergeant.

Thank you, officer.

You are dismissed.

Gentlemen, may I have
your attention, please?

Our American colleagues--
Bonkers D. Bobcat...

Hey, that's from Plane Insane,
one of his best cartoons.

and Miranda Wright.

They are bringing Z-bot back to Tokyo.

Or rather, they're bringing
his master control chip.

His what?

His brain.

His toon robot body was destroyed
in the United States.

Was that after the third or fourth
time he escaped from you?

Z-bot is a cunning toon,

but he's harmless unless
he gets a new body.

What do you mean?

He can merge with any mechanical device.

Z-bot was apprehended
in the U. S. as a bulldozer.

[Sergeant] We are to meet Bobcat and
Wright at Tokyo airport...

But look out for Z-bot's evil
minions the ninja kitties--

Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, and Ringo.

They are ruthless K*llers,

and they are masters of disguise.

[Z-bot] You know, I used to be in films.

Really?

I thought you were always
psychopathic and cruel.

No, no. I was pretty funny, too.

Yeah?

Yes. Let me out and we'll have some
real fun.

Just us toons.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Don't talk to Z-bot.

He's evil.

Judgmental, aren't we?

I'm stuck.

I'm stuck! I'm stuck!

My leg is long.

I'm stuck, and my leg is long!

[Z-bot] The Tokyo Police
are going to love you.

Look! He's stuck, and his leg is long.

Oh, I love that guy.

I don't think a toon cop's
a very good idea.

Oh, excuse me.

Aah! It's the ninja kitties.

[exclaiming]

I'm free! I can walk funny again.

The Tokyo P.D. should've been here by now.

Don't worry. You go home.
And I'll wait here for the police.

Nice try. We're still taking you in...

If we can get a ride.

Excuse me. Bonkers D. Bobcat-san?

I'm Kyoko,

President of the Bonkers Fan Club.

No kidding? You heard of me here?

Heard of you?

You're kiddo, in Tokyo, a boffo big star.

I love this town.

I'm doing a Bonkers tribute.

And it'd be major boffo if you showed up.

No problem-o, Kyoko.

Uh, Bonkers...

Boffo. Is there anything you'll need?

We need a ride to the police station.

Do you have any transportation?

Do I have any transportation?

Follow me to the best ride in town.

Wait! They are leaving.

Quickly! After them!

[Bonkers] Awesome, possum!

[Kyoko] You know motorcycles?

[Bonkers] Sure. You got your
shiny chrome thingamajig,

it's for real lots of lights and
buttons and stuff.

Ya-hoo!

We missed them! Quick, the van!

It's me!

It's me, Miranda! It's me!

Look at me! I'm huge!

Stop this bike!

I told you.

You're a boffo big star in Tokyo.

Awesome possum!

I'm in Bobcat heaven.

It's video me!

This is so cool.

-What are you doing?
-Nothing.

Kyoko's is gonna show me
how to use the video phone.

Watch Z-bot.

Roger wilco major boffo, Miranda.

Wonder what's in here.

Sergeant Tetsuo here.

Sergeant, this is Miranda wright.

Where are you now?

Right now we're
at the Hello Bonkers Boutique.

Stay there. Do not move.

You are in danger.

[Z-bot] I was to be Japan's
biggest toon star.

Then I was canceled, only to be
replaced by an inferior show.

Me, too.

I was canceled for flabby fun
with Biceps Bill. Blah!

What cheesy no-talent bumped you?

[Z-bot] Well, uh... you.

Oh. Well, I didn't program the shows.

I just starred in them.

But what a star.

I'm proud to be bumped off TV by you.

Bobcat, toon to toon,

could I have your autograph?

You wouldn't try to escape, would you?

Trust me.

Okay. Anything for my old buddy Z-bot.

[screaming]

Bonkers, are you crazy?

Gee whiz, Miranda.

What you take me for, some kinda rookie?

I was just giving him an autograph.

Look, just for a couple hours,
try being a cop instead of a star.

Aah!

It's Bonkers!

[crowd] Bonkers! Bonkers!
Bonkers! Bonkers!

Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

Bonkers!

-Bonkers!
-Bonkers!

[Kitties] Bonkers!

Sorry, folks. I'm a cop, not a celebrity.

Go on, Bonkers. Sign some autographs.
They love you.

Oh, well. Don't wanna disappoint my fans.

[Miranda] Bonkers? Bonkers?

[crowd cheering] Bonkers! Bonkers!

Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

[Z-bot] This must be very awkward,

trying to please your fans
while holding this box.

Perhaps you should have some fans
hold the box for you.

Those four furry fellows look trustworthy.

Hmm. good thinking, Z-bot.

You four, hold this!
Official police business.

Bonkers, where's Z-bot?

I gave him to those furry guys over there.

They're gone!

[crowd cheering]
Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

Bonkers, how could you do such a thing?

[crowd cheering]
Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

Z-bot escaped again!

Handed to the ninja kitties
by the American toon cop.

-[music box]
-♪ Bonkers ♪

Will you stop that?

Look, let's just concentrate
on getting Z-bot back.

Okay.

Well if Z-bot wants to be a star again,
he'd go to the TV station.

Enough of your antics.

Let me think.

Study Sergeant Tetsuo closely, Bonkers.

Maybe we can pick up some
Tokyo Police techniques.

Sure thing, Miranda. That's a good idea.

Hmm. Z-bot's old hideout
is at the Tokyo docks.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Cut that out!

[thud]

A toon cop is a very bad idea.

Leave police work to the police.

Go back to cartoons where you belong.

Miranda...

My partner. My friend.

[crying]

I'll miss you.

[sobbing]

How can you let him go like that?

Don't worry. He'll be back.

Bonkers-San, why are you crying?

What am I doing? They love me here.

What's wrong?

Nothing! Come on, Kyoko.
I'm making a comeback.

Boffo! I know just the people.

[speaking Japanese]

You crush turtles.

Then we zoom in as the announcer says...

here's Bonkers!

-Time to negotiate.
-Time to negotiate.

Are you sure about this?

Of course. You think I'd waste
police time for nothing?

This time, Z-bot not escape.

Fish. Bonkers may not be the best cop,
but a toon knows a toon.

We should try the TV station.

[Z-bot] Let me out of this box!

Hurry!

I'm getting a cramp.

[grunting]

I've got the urge to merge!

[Sergeant] T-N-O-S.
Tokyo's number one station.

But Z-bot's not going to be here.

Guess what?

Uhh!

[Z-bot laughing]

Now you're going to see some serious TV.

Z-bot will show real entertainment.

[speaking Japanese]

If we could get your signature
on this contract?

But of course.

[Z-bot] Welcome to Z-bot T.V.

All Z-bot all the time. In stereo.

Tonight, a live demonstration
of ninja kitty techniques.

Coming up next, the ninja kitties live!

The cops may not be so lucky.

Do we have a deal, Bonkers?

I gotta go read this fine print first.

-Hmm.
-Hmm.

We'll be back right after this
classic Z-bot cartoon.

You fiend!

Stop showing bad cartoons.

Never! Tokyo must watch Z-bot!

Oh, yeah? Well... well... watch this!

[screaming]

Hyah!

Tetsuo does not like ninja kitties.

Where's Z-bot?

[screaming]

My bike! My bike!

[laughing]

Sayonara, suckers.

[Bonkers] Don't worry. I've got him.

Whoa!

Wait!

Helmets.

Always wear a helmet when
riding on a motorcycle.

Safety is everybody's responsibility.

-Ready?
-Okay.

[horn blaring]

I gotta stop this bike!

That's it. I'll dump the oil.

Don't push that button.
You'll dump the oil!

What's he doing?

He's dumping the oil. Boffo!

Without oil, Z-bot can't use the bike.

Oil?

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[engine won't start]

Stupid bike!

Oh...

My.

[screaming]

This looks like a job for... you!

[laughing]

Z-bot is supreme!

The bigger the Bonkers,
the harder they fall.

I had to fly halfway around the world,
but I'm finally safe from Bonkers.

Hi, Jitters. How's it going?

[screaming]

I hate my life.

Bonkers bumped Z-bot off the air twice!

Now Z-bot will bump Bonkers off the earth!

Hey, where'd he go?

Get off my giant head or I'll brain you,
you lame-brained... brain.

Now Z-bot will squash you Bonkers-style!

[raspberry]

Thank you for a lovely evening.

Hey, this gives me a great idea!

[laughing]

Z-bot, babe, why trounce Tokyo
over a lousy TV show

when you could be making it
big in the movies?

Hmm.

Is this a some kind of trick?

Z-bot, Z-bot. Boobie, come on.
Toon to toon, I'm looking out for you.

Toon to toon?

I got the contract right here.

Multipicture deal.

Don't be a fool, Z, baby. Trust me.

You've got a deal.

No!

This might hurt.

Hey, look! It's Bonkers!

[crowd cheering]
Bonkers! Bonkers! Bonkers!

Well Bonkers-san, time for
your big comeback, yes?

Thanks, but I'm not a star anymore.
I'm a cop.

Sergeant...

here's Z-bot.

Thank you... Officer Bonkers-San.

[all] Yay!

[Mirinda] Wait till Grating
hears about this.

[theme music playing]