02x10 - Professor Pancake/You Crack Me Up

[bunniefuu]

♪ the doc is in ♪

♪ and she'll fix you up ♪

♪ if you're a toy,
then you're in luck ♪

♪ it's okay,
don't be afraid ♪

♪ the doc really
knows her stuff ♪

♪ doo doo doo, you know
it's good for you ♪

♪ the doc is gonna
help you feel better ♪

♪ oh oh oh,
it's the place to go ♪

♪ when you feel a little
under the weather ♪

♪ let doc mcstuffins
do her thing ♪

♪ to get you right back
in the swing ♪

♪ doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ come let
the visit begin ♪

♪ the doc is in ♪

♪ doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ come,
let the visit begin ♪

The doc is in.

[ Giggling ]

Brave dragons
love camping out--

Even if it's just
in doc's room.

Oh, I hope I don't
burn my mouth on my
toasted marshmallow.

Chilly,
that's not a real fire.

And...these aren't
even marshmallows.

They're cotton ba*ls.

And you sure as sugar
shouldn't eat a cotton ball.

Well if we can't eat 'em,
what should we do with 'em all?

Cotton ball fight!

[ Grunting ]

[ Chuckling ]
oh, it's on.

Uh-oh. Hoh!

[ All grunting ]
[ muttering ]

Chilly: heads up!

Whoa!

[ Laughing ]

[ Grunting ]
[ all laughing ]

[ Squeakers squeaking ]

You okay, squeakers?

[ Squeaking ]

[ All laughing ]

Wow.that was fun.

[ Yawns ]

Okay, campers--
camping out was fun,

But it's time
for this camper

To head to bed.

[ Grunts ]
[ sighs ]

My favorite way
to end the day

Is all cuddled up
on doc's pillow.

Doc! Doc!
I'm not sleepy.

I wanna play some more!

See?! See?!
I'm not sleepy.

[ Squeakers squeaking ]
[ giggles ]

Sorry, bronty,

But it's time for bed.

I'm not tired.
Not tired.

Not tired, not tired,
not tired, not tired.

[ Giggles ]

Well, if he can't sleep,

I can't sleep.

Why not?

'Cause he's stepping
on my tail.

Ooh! Sorry.

Bronty, w-what if you

Get a bedtime story?

Wouldthat help you sleep?

Oh, boy!
That would be great.

Oh, then I could go to sleep.

Oh, a bedtime story.

Ooh--please, please,
please,

Please, please.

I think a bedtime story
sounds right as raisins.

And there'snobody better
at reading bedtime stories

Than professor hootsburgh.

Toys: professor hootsburgh!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, boy!
Oh, wow!

Oh, she's the best
bedtime story reader

ever.

What do you say, professor?

How 'bout a story?

Professor?

That's weird.

She usually sits up here
with my books.

[ Gasps ]
where could she be?

I don't know.
Professor hootsburgh?!

Where are you?
Where are you, professor?

[ Toys calling out ]
chilly: now where'd
the professor go?

Lambie: where are you?
Stuffy: hootsburgh!

[ Sniffing ]

Ooh--ooh.
Look!

There's something sticking out
from under the toy box.

Oh, no!
I think professor hootsburgh

Is trapped!

Brave dragon goin' in!

Ooh, got your tail!

On purpose this time.

[ Groaning ]

[ Yelps ]

[ Hooting ]

Professor hootsburgh!

Are you okay?

[ Haltingly,
in british accent ]
I think so.

Ooh--whoo!

Uh, well,
mostly okay, anyway.

Why were you
under the toy box?

I fell off the shelf

When doc and her mother

Where cleaning the room.

That was a few days ago.

We moved the toy box
to sweep under it.

and you must
not have seen me,

Because you set the toy box
right on top of me.

[ Toys gasping ]

Now you're squashed

Flat as a peanut brittle
pancake.

Oh, professor,
I'mso sorry.


It was totally an accident.

I would've rescued you
right away

If I knew you were down there.

Oh, I know that, doc.

You are the best toy doctor
in the world.

Youalways help toys.

Now can we have
a bedtime story?
Please?!

I think weall
got a heapin' hankerin'

For a bedtime story.

Professor hootsburgh,

You got squashed pretty flat
under the toy box.

Before any story time,

I think I should
give you a checkup.

Nonsense.
Whoo!

Uh, thank you.

These toys
want a bedtime story,

And I intend to read one.

To the bookshelf!

All: to the bookshelf!

[ Quavering ]

I believe I spy
the perfect bedtime story!

It's calledthe elephant
and the spaghetti.

[ Yells ]

Are you okay?

Oh, why, yes.
[ Chuckles ]

Whoo!

I'm perfectly--
oh--fine!

Oh.

Whyever do you ask?

'Cause you're floppin'
around like a flounder

With the
"flibberly-gibberlys"!

Hoot! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Uh, balderdash.

I'm a professor.

And professors do not
get the "flibberly-gibberlys"!

I shall proceed to read.

Story time, story time,
story--

Hallie: all right!
I can't wait.
Hmm.

the elephant
and the spaghetti.

I love this story!

My favorite part
is the elephant!

No, wait. Maybe...

It's the part
about the spaghetti.

Elephant...spaghetti.

Spaghetti, elephant.
Mmm.

[ Clearing throat ]

If you don't mind.

Oh. Right. Sorry.

Go ahead.

"Once upon a time,
there was a"--

Whoa!

"Once upon a time,
there was a--

Whoa"?

[ Clearing throat,
inhales deeply ]

My apologies, everyone.

That'snot the way
to start a story.

Professor,
are you sure you--

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes.

"There was an elephant

"And a giant bowl
of spaghetti.

One day, the elephant
said"--

Whoa--

[ Yelling ]

The elephant said--
[ yells ]

That's not how
i remember the story.

I really think you should
let me give you a checkup

So I can--
you're correct, stuffy.

The elephant did not
actually say, "whoo-whee."

[ Chuckles ]

Instead, he said--

[ Quavering, hooting ]

[ Screaming ]

Oh, you look likeyou

Could use a cuddle.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, thank you, lambie.

I got a bad case
of the "hoots" there.

It's just that
reading stories

Is the thing
thati do best.

And now that I'm as flat as--

Uh, how'd you say it before?

Flat as a
peanut brittle pancake.

[ Sighs ]
yes.

Flat as a peanut brittle
pancake.

I keep falling over
when I try to read.

If you let me give you a
checkup,

I think we can figure
the best way to fix you.

But I don't need--
please, professor,

If you let doc
give you a checkup,

Then she can find out
how to fix you,

And then you can read me
a bedtime story.

Hoot.
[ Chuckles ]

You're right, I suppose.

And if you're scared

Well,i'll be there
for you.

Chilly: I'll go with ya.
Stuffy: that's right.

Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Chilly: don't be scared.

Thank you, lambie.

Thank you, friends.

Doc mcstuffins,
I have come to believe

That I would like a checkup.

Here's your
doctor bag, doc.

Guess that means it's...

All:
♪ time for your checkup ♪

♪ Time for your checkup ♪

♪ I'm gonna check your ears ♪

♪ Check your eyes ♪

♪ Find out how much
you've grown ♪

♪ Time for your checkup ♪

♪ I'm gonna listen
to your heartbeat ♪

♪ Fix you up ready to go ♪

♪ Time for your checkup ♪

♪ It's okay if you giggle ♪

♪ This will only
tickle a little ♪

♪ Time for your checkup ♪

♪ Time for your checkup ♪

Professor hootsburgh,

I have a diagnosis.

We better write this down
in thebig book of boo-boos.

You have a case of the--

[ Falteringly ] no...

I can't bear to hear it.

But it's not bad.

I was just gonna tell you--

[ Hooting ]

[ Whispers ]
it'll be okay.

I promise.

[ Whimpering ]
hoot.

You have a case
of "squished-flatatosis."

Is there a cure?

Will she be squished
forever?

There's nothing
seriously wrong with you.

You just need
to get back into shape.

Andhow...

Do I do that?

When you got trapped
under the toy box,

You couldn't get out
and move around.

So your stuffin'
got all unfluffed.

Right. We need to get you
fluffed again.

Do we blow her up
like a balloon?

[ Blowing ]

Stuffy!
That'snot how it works.

Pop! Pop!

My imaginary balloon popped.

It's just like with people--

If we don't get up
and move around,

We get out of shape.

We need to get you movin'

So you'll get back
into shape.

Yeah, you can get up and--

[ Grunts ]
shake your tail feathers.

Shake my tail feathers?

Like this!

[ Scatting ]

Oh, wow!
Oh, boy!

I'm gonna shake
my tail feathers, too!

[ Toys exclaiming ]

Actually, I'm the only one

with feathers
on her tail.

Then you better get out
andshake 'em, sugar!

It doesn't seem proper
for a professor

To shake her tail feathers.

Sure it is.
Everybody should get up

And get some exercise
every day.

♪♪

♪ Skip, and run ♪

♪ And toss a ball around ♪

♪ Swimming, biking ♪

♪ Bounce up and down ♪

♪ Find what you like
to get you movin' ♪

♪ And go ♪

♪ Everybody now ♪

♪ If you keep it shakin' ♪

♪ You can't be bored and blue ♪

♪ If you keep it movin' ♪

♪ You'll find
the right groove ♪

♪ Your body feels great
when it's in shape ♪

♪ So keep it shakin'
and movin' ♪

♪ Do a crazy dance,
get your heat pumpin' ♪

♪ Hands in the air,
get your feet jumpin' ♪

♪ Your body feels great
when it's in shape ♪

♪ So shake it
in your own way ♪

♪ Keep it movin'
every day ♪

[ Hooting ]

[ Exclaims ]

Uh, why did you stop?

[ Panting ]
we're just taking
a little break.

Oh, it's hard

To keep up with the hoots!

What can I say?
I love to dance.

[ Gasps ]
oh, my goodness, me!

Look at that!
I'm officially back in shape!

[ Toys cheering
indistinctly ]

Way to go, professor.

Ah! Oh-hoh!

I feel so fantastically
feathery and great

That I'm going to make
getting up and moving

A part of my daily life
from now on!

That's what I like to hear.

Too bad we have to put an end
to this dance party.

[ Yawns ]
my tail feathers

Are getting way sleepy.

Can I still have
a bedtime story?

You'll have to ask
professor hootsburgh.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

[ Muffled ]
hey, can we have a bedtime--

Can we have
a bedtime story?

Can we? Oh, can we?
Can we? Can we? Can we?

Please? Please?
Please?please?
[ chuckling ]

Well, now that
I'm back in shape,

I can get back to doing
the things that I love.

And I love reading
bedtime stories.

Everyone get ready for bed.

the elephant
and the spaghetti.

"Once upon a time,

"There was an elephant
and a giant bowl of spaghetti.

One day, the elephant said..."
[ Toys snoring ]

[ Chuckles ]
oh, my feathers.

Looks like your bedtime story
did the trick.

Well, iam an expert
in bedtime stories.

Just like I'm an expert
in fixing toys.

Good night,
professor hootsburgh.

Good night, doc mcstuffins.

[ Snoring ]

[ Hooting ]

[ Toys snoring ]

Spaghetti.

♪♪

[ Laughing ]

[ Yells ]

[ Imitates roar ]

[ Giggles ]

The scariest gorilla
in the world

Is here!
[ Imitates roar ]

Oh, no!
Not the scariest gorilla

In the world!

My scary gorilla's
coming for you!

[ Imitates roar ]

And it's going to...

Hug you!

[ Both giggling ]

[ Mechanical roaring ]

[ Laughing ]
donny!

What's all the growling
out here?

My scary gorilla's on the loose!
[ Mechanical roaring ]

Run for your life!!!

[ Screams ]
scary gorilla's gonna

Grab me with its big hands!

Save me!

[ Both giggling ]

Mom!

You're silly!

Where do you think
you guys get it?

Donny, you're
scratching so much,

You're making your arm red.

Uh, it's itchy.

Looks like your rash
is back.

Don't scratch it.
It'll make it worse.

I'm trying not to!

But it's really itchy!

Come inside,
donny "mcitchins."

I have just the thing
to make the itchies go away.

[ Toys laughing ]

Hey, look who's here, guys.

[ Laughing ]

Hi, everyone!

I'm so tickled
to see yourglorious faces!

[ Laughing ]

Oh, look!
Gloria's back!
Gloria!

Goody!
Hi, gloria!
Rad!

If it isn't myfavorite

Giggling gorilla, gloria!

Oh, hallie!

The mostglorious hippo
in the whole world!

[ Chuckling ]

[ Sighs ]
oh, get in here

For a big gorilla hug,

You guys!
[ Chuckling ]

Ahh...
Oh, I know hugs--

And gloria hugs
are the best...

Next to mine.

Whoo!
[ Shouts, laughs ]

[ Laughing continues ]

So what are we
playing today?

[ Laughs ]
hide-and-tickle?

Oh! Duck-duck-tickle?

Well since you're here
and you're as ticklish

As a tiger's tail
in a tub of feathers--

[ Both laughing ]

How 'bout we play
tickle-tag?

[ Laughing ]
ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Tickle-tag!

My favorite!
[ Laughing ]

Gloria's laughalways
makes me laugh, too.

[ Chuckling ]

Whoo-hoo-hoo...
[ Both laughing ]

Wailin' whoopee cushions!

I can't stop laughing!

[ Doc and hallie laughing ]
me, either.

[ Laughing ]
I can't laugh too hard,

Or I'll bust a gut seam.

Oh! Oh! Then my
stuffing'll fall out,

And I won't be a stuffed
snowman anymore.

[ Laughing ]
oh, but laughin'
still makes me happy.

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing, groaning ]

[ Giggling ]

Is your belly okay, gloria?

Ah, just a little itchy.

Let's play!
[ Laughs ]

Okay. Who's it?

I'm on the tickle side!
Not this hippo!

Not it!

I guess you're it.

I'm it?
Whatis it?

Is it bad?
I bet it's bad.

Oh, I knew it would
come to this.

Chilly, you're it
for tickle-tag.

You tag and tickle someone,
then they're it.

Oh, that "it."
Got ya.

That's not so bad.
[ Toys laughing ]

Whoo!

[ Laughing continues ]

Tickle tag!
Aah!
[ Laughing ]

Nowyou're it.

[ Laughing ]

[ All laughing ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Groaning, exclaiming ]

[ Gasps ]

What's the matter, gloria?

No--nothing.

Doesn't seem like nothing.

Can I take a look?

What?!
[ Exclaiming ]

No!

I gotta go.
[ Groaning ]

Gloria, wait up!

Let's go!

[ Groaning loudly ]

Gloria?

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing.
[ Chuckles ]

Maybe we can play
hide-and-seek.

I'll hide first!

But you love tickle-tag,

And--
[ squeals ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Gasps ]
you didn't giggle.

You always giggle,

Especially when someone
tickles you.

Gloria, sugar,
you not giggling
is stranger

Than a snail
in a summer hat.

What's goin' on?

Well, it's just--
it's my belly.

And itreally itches,

And--and look!

What's wrong with it?

I don't know.

But let doc take a look.

She's the best
at helping toys.

Okay. Will you
stay with me?

Of course.

Do you know what's wrong

With my belly, doc?

Hmm.

Doc: I don't know...

Yet.

But let's give you a checkup

And find out, okay?

[ Waveringly ]
okay.

Doc: the doc is in.

Eyes are bright.

Ears are clear.

Now, open wide

And say
"ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh"

For me.

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
ahh ahh ahh ahh.

Excellent.

Everything looks good
so far.

Hallie, can you hand me my--

Your magnifying glass?

What would I do without you?

Well it's a good thing
you don't ever have to find out.

Hmm.

Is that a good "hmm"
or a bad "hmm," doc?

It's an "I want to look
at your belly some more

Before I come up
with a diagnosis" "hmm."

Nothing to worry about.

Okay. But doc,

My belly's getting
really itchy.

Try not to scratch, okay?

It'll make it worse.

But it'sreally itchy?

[ Yelling ]

And it feelsso good
when I scratch.

♪ Itchy, itchy, itchy ♪

♪ I'm really itchy ♪

♪ Itchy, itchy
all the time ♪

♪ It's itching so bad
I really wanna scratch it ♪

♪ It's hard
but you gotta try ♪

♪ Do what you can
to keep your hands away ♪

♪ From your itchy skin ♪

♪ It'll take longer
to get better ♪

♪ And your itch
all over again ♪

♪ You'll itch all over again ♪

♪ Itchy, itchy, itchy ♪

♪ She's so itchy ♪

♪ I've got the itchy blues ♪

♪ No matter how bad it gets ♪

♪ Don't you scratch it ♪

♪ Don't scratch,
whatever you do ♪

♪ Don't scratch,
whatever you do ♪

Okay, not...gonna...

Scratch!

Good, gloria.
Bravo!

Good job!
Whoo-hoo!

Good job, gloria!
Yes!

I have a diagnosis.

Hallie.
big book of boo-boos.

Gloria, you have a case

Of itchy-tickle-no-mosis.

[ Gasps ]
"itchy-tickle-no"--
what's-it's?

Oh, that soundsso horrible.

Oh, I think this
calls for a cuddle--

Abig cuddle.

Mmm! Cuddle up, toys!

[ Toys sighing
and murmuring ]
[ indistinct ]

Can you fix my itchy

"Tickle-no"--
whatever-it-is, doc?

Will I ever giggle again?

I haven't met a toyyet
that I haven't been able
to fix.

Don't worry.
If anybody can get you
giggling again,

Doc can.

I just need to figure out

How to make the cracks
on your belly go away,

Which will make
the itchies stop.

[ Whimpering ]

[ Groaning loudly ]
ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh.

If my belly stays like this,

I'll be one of the toys
donny doesn't play with anymore.

Wait a second.

Donny!

When he was itchy
this morning,

Mom had a cure.

Gloria, I may not know
how to help you,

But I know someone who does:

The best doctor I know--

My mom.

No problem, mrs. Watson.

Call me if michael
isn't feeling better.

What's up, doc?

I need a consultation.

I'd be happy to do it.

Donny's gorilla
isreally itchy.

I mean...really dry.

And the leather on her
belly's cracking.

It kinda reminded me
of donny's rash.

But donny has eczema.

It makes his skin
red and rashy.

and itchy.

What do you do
to make his itchies go away?

I rub a special
cream on his skin.

Can I use it on glor--
the gorilla?

No. Donny's skin is different
than this leather.

But I might have something
you can use.

I use this
on dad's leather jacket.

It should help
smooth out the leather

And protect it from getting
even more cracked.

Thanks for the consultation,
mom.

You're the best.

You're welcome, hon.

We doctors
have to stick together.

[ Yelling, groaning ]

Aah!
Toys: don't--

Scratch the itch.

I won't.

[ Crying out ]
it'sso hard.

But I won't.

Hallie, let's get
the exam table--

Ready to go, doc.

Okay, gloria.
I'm going to rub this cream

On your belly
like my mom showed me.

Okay.

Oh, this feels so nice

And cool.

It's not so itchy anymore.

I don't feel like scratching.

Doc, that kinda--
[ giggling ]

Tickles.

[ Chuckling ]

I think I hear a giggle!

[ Laughing ]

Ooh, gloria's giggling again!

Oh, that's the sweetest
sound I've heard

In a while!

Whee-hee!

♪ I feel better,
so much better ♪

♪ Thank you, doc, for taking
all the ouchies away ♪

♪ Didn't feel so good
till you fixed me ♪

♪ Like I knew that you would ♪

♪ And I feel better ♪

♪ So much better ♪

♪ Now ♪

Whoo!
[ Giggling ]

I feel glorious!
[ Laughing ]

Thanks for saving
my giggle, doc!

You're welcome, gloria.

Now what do you say

We finish our game of...

Tickle-tag?!

[ Gasps ]
better start running.

[ Simian screeching ]

[ Boisterous murmuring ]
yay!

Yes!

So, who's gonna be it?

Toys: not it!

Chilly, you're--
chilly: I know.

I'm it again.

I've gotta think faster
on my feet.

Chilly,

You don'thave feet,
remember?

Oh, yeah.

I gotta think faster
in my head.

[ All laughing ]

Tickle-tag!
You're it, gloria!

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing boisterously ]

Her laugh gets me
every time!

[ Laughing ]

Oh, I feelso much better.

[ Laughing ]

I could giggle forever,

And ever, and ever!

[ All laughing ]

♪♪