02x27 - Cruella World

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
in revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
-♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[wolf howls]

[Cruella laughing diabolically]

Yaaaa!

I made the most amazing discovery!

I thought I already owned
all the oil in these parts,

but according to my new
Dipstick 6,000 Crude Indicator,

there's more oil under the swamp
than in the pores

of the entire Grutely High School
graduation class.

Oil that should be mine because...

-well, because I want it.
-Ehh?

And the swamp is the one place

those mud-loving government
agencies won't let me drill.

I need some way to disguise
a lot of big, noisy drilling equipment.

Something big and noisy!

[Cruella reads advertisement out loud]

Oh, yes!

[cow mooing]

There I was, caught in the open,
defenseless,

dove at me from every angle!

Zoom, zoom!

I knocked them out of the air,
pow, bam!

But they just kept coming!

[chuckles]

The first time he told this story,

there was only one
yellow-bellied sapsucker.

Oh, girl, you know
how those wild birds multiply.

Child, I sure do.

[laughing]

Finally, I'd had enough and I, I...

Ran for the barn like
your tail was on fire.

Right! And I...

Hey! Who's telling this story, anyway?

[laughter]

Lucky, how can anyone take you seriously
the way you exaggerate?

Now, if you want to be believed, you have
to learn not to stretch the truth.

Oh, Mom, you told me that
a million gazillion times.

[sighs]

[exciting fanfare on TV]

Hey, everybody, look!

[dramatic music plays]

Come, everyone, to Cruella World!

Where the world of fashion
meets the world of fun!

From the Coupe-go-round...

to the Pirates of the Cardigan!

["Hail to the Chief" plays]
...to great moments with Cruella de Vil.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

And the Electrical Fashion Parade!

Cruella World will thrill you...

Aaaah!

fill you with delicacies,

from pizza bonnets to sardine sandals.

[Rolly] Yeah!

[Cruella] Cruella World is conveniently
located next to the swamp.

Leech repellant recommended.

Oh, man, it's the coolest
amusement park

in the whole world,
and it's right next door.

Whoa, papa!

I'll bet the sidewalks are paved
with yummy litter.

Cruella World's a direct line
to the inner thrill seeker.

Oh, yeah, combines
my two favorite things:

terror and throwing up.

Hey, can we go, Mom?

Please!

Pretty, pretty, pretty please!

Sorry, kids, no.

Cruella World looks
far too scary for pups.

Nah!

One time at the carnival,
I was on this roller coaster,

and the cars flew off the track

and everybody else was screaming
and afraid, but not me.

I just held on with my teeth
and steered it back onto the tracks.

-Oh, boy!
-Ohhh!

But why do we have to
go to Cruella World?

Because Cruella invited us
to the pre-opening party,

and because she's my boss.

[Lucky yipping]

Hey, look, Lucky wants to go.

Take him instead of me.

Cruella will never know
the difference.

[ruff!]

Sorry, Lucky, no dogs allowed.
Only husbands.

I tried, buddy.

[car starts]

[sighs]

I don't get it.

How come they won't let me go?

[Swamp Rat humming]

Huh?! Hey!

[humming]

Whoo! That'll polish right up.

What's going on?

Hey, you're just in time
for the big swamp meet.

Everything goes, including me.

You wanna buy an egg beater?

Yaaaaa!

I'll take that as a no. Heh heh!

[coughing]

Ptooey!

What is this stuff?

Oil, black gold, Texas tea.

Oil? From where?

From there!

Enough oil leaks out of that pipe

to grease a politician's palm, hair,
and limousine.

It's making a mess of everything.

-Hey, lookie there.
-Huh?

[sneezing]

[ribbiting]

[hiss]

And that's just the beginning.

The stuff's spreading.

Today the swamp,
tomorrow your farm...

then the world!

Who put this thing here anyway?

Who knows?

Ohhh, boy!

[sniffing]

Hey, wanna buy
an electric nose nibbler?

[sniffing]

[clang!]

[birds tweeting]

[sniffing] [gasp]

Ladies and gentlemen,
investors and merchandizers,

Cruella World is now open for its
gala pre-opening opening celebration!

[crowd cheering]

Welcome to Ye Olde Boutique Street,

where you can shoppe till you droppe.

Well, we've been to Cruella World.

Now I can die happy. Let's go.

Okay, what do you want
to see first, darling?

Ah, Ascot Center, the Haunted Blouse.

Or the Country Underwear Jamboree.

Just sh**t me.

Whoa! It's even more spectacular
than I imagined.

[horns honking]

[sniffing]

Ehh! Smells like oil.

[sniffing]

[gasp]

Oil pipes!

Miles and miles of them!

This place could suck up
all the oil in the universe.

Ehh, wait till the others
hear about this!

Wake up, guys.
I need your help.

You're gonna need a vet
if you break my REM sleep again.

[Lucky] I'm serious!
We have a mission.

Saving the barnyard
from k*ller sapsuckers?

[scoffs] No! Ugggh!

Saving the world!

Can't we save it after breakfast?

Guys! Cruella World
is really just a front

for a big oil-drilling operation,

and if we don't do something,
it's gonna spoil the swamp

and the farm and the universe
and everything!

Ah, the flood gates of fantasy
are open once again.

No. This time I'm not
making it up.

I saw it myself.

Big pipes and... and
huge machines and...

Oh, puh-leeze!

Uh-huh.

Yeah, pull the other one.

Fine.

If you guys don't believe me,
I'll just get somebody else to help me.

Yeah, almost. A little lower.

Oh, that's it right there. Yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

Colonel! Colonel!

You have to call out the Bark Brigade
for an important mission.

What, a mitten?

What's so important
about a mitten?

Not mitten, mission!

And so I came here as fast as I could.

Sergeant Tibbs,
what have you heard about this?

Nothing's reached my ears,
Colonel, sir.

Nice try, Lucky, but you'll
have to talk someone else

into taking you
to Cruella World.

But it's true!

Now, go on, shoo! I have to trim the hair
in the Colonel's ears.

A bear with internal gears?
Whereabouts?

You see?

But... But...

Oh! What's the use?

Maybe mom was right.

I exaggerated so much before...

Fine! I'll just have to shut down
Cruella World myself.

There must be a way
to stop this thing.

Hurry up, the Electrical Fashion Parade
starts in five minutes!

Whoa!

[gears clanging]

Jasper, look, the puppy's
gonna break the pump!

Stop him!

Yaaaaa!

[gasp]

[glass shatters]

You busted my bulbs.

He's at it again!

Get him!

Get away from there!

[growls]

Yaaah!

[wheel creaking]

Gotcha!

Whaaaaa!

[clang!]

Yaaa!

[Jasper] Get that dog!

[Jasper chuckles]

Huh?

-Whew!
-Gotcha!

[snoring]

[cuckoo clock striking hour]

The old stomach alarm
says it's dinnertime.

[burp]

Spot!

-Oooh!
-[burp]

Aaaaah!

Call the Colonel. I'm fried.

[snarling]

Go back to the swamp, gator butt,

and take your primitive reptilian
instincts with ya!

Hey, you think we like
this muckless wasteland?

Somebody's turned the swamp
into an oil pit.

We had to come here
for a home-plucked meal.

[chuckles]

Oh, man, Lucky was... he was...

[both]
telling the truth!

My stomach alarm says
we're going to be late for dinner.

Well, you'll just
have to reset it.

We have to help Lucky
shut down Cruella World!

[Spot] Yeah, before we're all
turned into alligator kibble!

It's the security office for you,
you little sabotager.

Jasper, did you get him?

Ohhh!

Huh?

[yipping]

And never wear a plaid suit
to a funeral.

Wear socks with sandals only
when impersonating your father.

Banana peels must be fresh
if used as an accessory

and are not recommended
for summer wear.

Never wear yellow
to a cheese party.

-You'll clash...
-[Jasper] He's in here somewhere,

I can feel it in my bones.

Always remove your hat
before dusting it.

[sneezes]

Uggh!

[laughing hysterically]

[crowd applauds]

[Lucky gasps]

I got him, Jasper!

[puppies yipping]

[yipping and squawking]

Sorry that we didn't
believe you, Luck.

It's my own fault
for exaggerating so much.

Come on!

[yipping]

[Lucky] Let's take
Cruella World for a spin.

You know what to do.

[Jasper]
There they are!

[yipping]

[blows raspberry]

Why, ya dirty...

[explosions]

Aaaaah!

[screaming]

Nyah nyah!

Why, you little...

[chuckles]

[horns honk faster]

[Anita gasps]

[riders screaming]

Dresses are out.

You must accessorize.
You must accessorize!

Now I've gotcha.

[sparks crackling]

You must accessorize.

Acc-acc-acc-accessorize
or d-d-d-die!

-Waaaah!
-Accessorize or die!

[yipping]

Get out!

Hey, Jasper, what's "turbo" mean?

[machinery clanging]

Trouble!

[clanging growing louder]

Everybody out before she blows!

And that's what makes Cruella World
fun for the whole family!

[reporters shouting questions]

-[Jasper screaming]
-What?!

[woman]
Oh, what's going on?

Accessorize or die!

-Aaaaaaah!
-Ohhhh!

Accessorize or die!

Ohhhhh. [gasp]

[Crowd]
Whoa!

Oh, my goodness!

Whoaaa!

Whew!

-Accessorize or die!
-[man panting]

Accessorize or die!

Whoa!

Huh?

Where are you all going?

It's just a little greasy, combustible,
generally liquid substance!

You!

[splat]

[coughing]

Huh?

Now, that is a ride!

Ahem.

What?

We found that leak there,
Miss De Vile.

Leak?

Yep, out at the swamp.
Oil was leaking out of your pipelines.

But we plugged her up, not to worry.

Looks like you've got
another problem.

Do you mean that I've been stealing oil
out of my own pipeline?!

Uh-huh.

[wailing]

[Man on TV] And that was
the scene earlier today

7 as Cruella De Vil was charged
with polluting a major preserve.

She was fined and ordered to
clean up the swamp personally.

[siren wailing]

Uggh!

[laughter]

I promise to believe everything
that you say from now on, Lucky.

And I promise no more tall tales.

Huh? [gasp]

R-Rolly! Rolly! Hey, Cadpig!

Aw, they wouldn't have
believed me, anyway.

[sigh]

[theme music playing]