02x34 - Robo-Rolly/Splishing and Splashing

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
Chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
In revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

[barks]

♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[lively music playing]

[Anita] Fired?

Not fired, downsized.

All the big companies are doing it.

It's so in this year!

So, you're out.

But I thought you liked my work.

Oh, I do! You're the best!

But if I downsize an employee
as good as you,

imagine how good the competition
will think my other employees are.

[phone ringing]

Anita Dearly's office... old office.

Anita, baby, Ralphie St. Lowrent.

-I hear you're a free agent.
-[gasps]

How did you know?
It just happened.

-[phone ringing]
Word travels fast in this business.

[Ralphie]
Now you're free to work for me, hmm?

[Anita] Well, I do need a job.

I want you to work with me
on my new spring line.

[Ralphie] Come by this afternoon.

I'll give you my sketches,
but keep them under your hat.

-They're top secret.
-[snickers]

[Cruella] Not for long.

[phone beeps]

-[phone ringing]
-P.H. de Vil,

mad scientist, evil genius,
junk food connoisseur.

Spare me the sales pitch, cousin.

Begin phase two, and remember,
for this job, we need a plump puppy.

Hey, guys!

Anita's got a new job!

[screams]

She doesn't work for Cruella anymore.

Don't toy with my emotions.

I'm fragile...

and so are you.

No, really!

She just called Roger! I overheard!

Isn't that great?

[laughs evilly]

Oh!

[barking, clucking]

[grunts]

[gasps]

[thunder crashing]

[thunder crashing]

Well? Let me see him.

[panting]

[gasps]
He's perfect! Just perfect!

[gasps]

This could be considered a design flaw.

Not to worry.

There.
Robo Rolly should work perfectly now.

[sniffing]

[barks]

Time to begin Operation Fashion Storm!

[barks]

What a fake.

No one will ever think you're me.

[humming]

[barks]

Oh, hello, Rolly.

[barks]

[barking]

Rolly, look what's on
The Junk Food Channel:

A Salute to Fritters! Your favorite!

[Cadpig] Rolly?

Boy, Rolly's sure acting weird.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, don't you want to eat, Rolly?
Rolly's never missed a meal in his life.

I'm gonna find out what's going on.

[quirky music playing]

[door creaks]

[gasps]

[whirring]

[camera beeps]

[gasps]

Rolly's a robot.

Yikes!

[Cruella] Now I can steal
all of Ralphie St. Lowrent's designs

without leaving the comfort of home!

Corporate espionage! I love it!

[barking]

Rolly's not Rolly!

His... his... his mouth opened like a...

and... and then this camera
popped out of his neck

and... and then he's... he's...
he's a robot!

[both sigh]

Of course, he is.

We're all robots.

[imitates robot]

Lucky, this is the plot
from that movie we watched last night:

Plan K-9 From Outer Space.

I know that, but that was a movie.

This is reality.

See for yourself.

[panting]

[car engine hums]

Watch.

Any second now,
a camera or... or a laser g*n

or who knows
what will come out of his face.

[Anita] Hi, Rolly!
[chuckles]

[barks]

[sniffing]

Sure, Lucky.

Maybe a panel will open on his back
and a big, metal claw will pop out.

[all gasp]

[Cadpig] I bet it's Cruella
stealing Anita's work!

We gotta stop her.

[grunts]

[Cruella]
Come back here with my new spring line!

-Ooh!
-[beeping]

[growls]

Why are we stopping here?

Motor mutt's catching up!

I know. I'm gonna use Anita's briefcase
as bait to trap it.

[growls]

-Huh?
-Here, doggy!

Got a treat for ya!

[barks]

[barks, wails]

-Now let's go find Rolly.
-[low rumbling]

-Huh?
-Aah!

-[puppies gasp]
-Dearly Farm, we have a problem.

[screaming]

Okay, you guys grab one end of the chain
and I'll grab the other.

We'll wind him up tight. That'll stop him.

[whistles]

[beeping]

[growls]

[Lucky] Now!

Get him!

[all panting]

That's gotta hold him.

[Cadpig] Hooray for heavy gauge metal!

[whirring]

[all gasp]

[Lucky] Not so fast!

[growls]

[both grunt]

I wonder if this comes in petite.

[growls]

[both scream]

[snoring]

Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!

[gasps, grunts]

Mr. Mayor, we need you to put
some political pressure on him!

[grunts, growls]

What breed of dog is that?

I don't know, sir,
but he did not vote for you.

What?

[laughs]

Son, let me tell you

about the accomplishments
of my administration.

He'll never get out from under that.

Now let's go find Rolly.

[Cruella] They're getting away!

After them, doggy!

k*ll! k*ll!

I won't be foiled by pork!

[grumbles]

[all] Psst! Psst! Psst!

Hey, guys! Over here!

Don't worry, Rolly!
We'll have you out in a sec.

Wait!

How do we know he's the real Rolly?

He could be another robot.

Aw, come on, guys!

You gotta let me out!

I'm starvin' here!

Okay, I'm convinced.

Back there, when I became mayor...

Beat it, piggy, or you're sausage!

[squeals]

[growls]

[gasps]

-[Cruella screams]
-[Robo Rolly growls]

[pants]

Cruella, what are you doing here?

[stammers]
I just stopped by

for a, um, cup of sugar.

Oh, and maybe an anti-tank g*n
if you're not using yours.

Is something wrong?

[panting]

What is that?

Ah-ha!

[beeps]

[Anita] Oh, my...
[gasps]

-Aah!
-[gasps]

Cruella, my missing designs.

Um...

say, did I mention

we're having a really good week
at the House of de Vil

and you're rehired?

-[growls]
-[screams]

Why should I go back to work for you?

I have a job.

Uh, I'll, uh, give you a raise!

Uh, make that two raises.

I'll even throw in a new door!

Well, see you tomorrow at work. Ciao!

[Robo Rolly growls]

[Cruella screams]

Well, our work here is done.

Have we learned anything from this?

No, but Cruella has.

Maybe she needs a little more time
to think about it.

[chuckles]

-[screaming]
-[barking]

[upbeat music playing]

[bird chirping]

-[sizzling]
-[screams]

Whew.

[mooing]

Whew. My, my, this day is a cooker.

You said it, honey.

I'm so hot, I'm giving steamed milk.

-[Dumpling] Daddy!
-[Both] Huh?

The mud dried up.

-Yeah.
-I'm stuck.

[grunts]

[Lucy] Ooh, ooh, ooh!

My feet are burning up.

It must be 100 degrees.

I think they invented summer
just to annoy me.

Ah, Hiccup Hole,

my oasis of calm and quiet.

[Rolly] Cannonball!

[Cadpig] Last one in is a rotten egg!

Yeah! Cannonball!

Yeah!

Whoa!

[Rolly] Incoming!

[screams]

Whoa...

[wave roaring]

[screams]

[coughing]

[laughing]

Ooh, hooligans! Get out!

Get out of my pond! Now shoo!

Go home!

It's too hot at home.

Besides, this pond is for everybody.

You can't hog it all for yourself.

You impudent little pup.

I was swimming here before you were born!

Then it's time you got out.

You're gettin' all pruny.

[laughs]
Mrs. Wrinkle-Bottom!

Well, I never.

You are the rudest,
most annoying youngster

I have ever met.

Well, you're just a whiny, old windbag.

Oh! You haven't heard the last of this.

[puppies laugh]

Oh, sure. What's she gonna do,

report us to our parents?

But, Dad, we just wanted to go swimmin'.

They splashed me.

They assaulted and insulted me.

I demand an apology.

We've got as much right
to use Hiccup Hole as you do.

You don't own it.

Well, that doesn't give you
the right to splash her.

She was just trying to enjoy
a nice, peaceful, quiet swim.

But what's the fun of swimmin'
if you can't whoop it up?

We all have different ways
of enjoying ourselves.

[Perdita] And you had no right
to call Lucy names.

You all owe Lucy an apology.

-Lucky, you most of all.
-[gasps]

Uh, for the record,

I never actually splashed Lucy.

-[thunks]
-Ow!

But this is so unfair!

Whatever happened to justice?

Whatever happened to honor?

[Rolly] Whatever happened
to that little piece of fat

you get in pork and beans?

We won't apologize.

It's a matter of principle!

Oh, and do the rest of you
feel the same way as Lucky?

I'm throwing my support
firmly behind my bullheaded brother.

Me too.

I guess.

Now, did I make it clear
I didn't actually do anything?

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

You would have

if you'd ever actually
made it into the water.

Well, I didn't call Lucy any names.

I didn't hear you jump in
and defend her either.

You're part of this, Spot.

Deal with it.

Well, until you all apologize,

Hiccup Hole is off-limits.

-What?
-Huh?

-You gotta be--
-No fair!

Isn't that a bit harsh?

But fair, very fair.

No apology, no Hiccup Hole.

[somber music playing]

I hate it
when I have to get tough with them.

Oh, Pongo.

What?

[laughter]

Bok-bok-bok-boy, it's hot.

I think my nose is melting.

My aura is dehydrating.

Well, I don't care.

I'm glad we stood up for our principles.

[sighs]
Couldn't we have saved our principles

for a day when it wasn't so hot?

Don't give in so easily.

There's more than one way to keep cool.

Follow me!

Well, come on!

[all groan]

The swamp?

This is your better idea?

May I remind you of a few of the dangers,

like snakes and alligators
and malaria and quicksand

and deadly swamp gas?

You're one of those
glass-is-half-empty people, aren't you?

Stop worrying, Spot.

Where there's a swamp, there's water.

Yeah, and leeches
the size of c*ck spaniels.

[yelps]

Yeah!

-Hey!
-Whoa, papa!

[Rolly] You were right, Luck.

Who needs Hiccup Hole?

We found our own.

Yahoo!

Last one in's a rotten tamale!

[boisterous yell]

[all] Spot!

Get...

me...

out!

Come on!

[grunts]

[boisterous yell]

[gasps, screams]

[grunts]

[all scream]

Well, I think this dalmatian
is ready to apologize.

Rolly! You can't give up now.

Hiccup Hole isn't just a pond.

It... it's a symbol

of freedom and justice
and... and home and country

and... and... and... apple pie.

Would that apple pie be à la mode?

Come on.

We have to stick together.

Cruella's pool? Are you crazy?

Cruella's not even around.

I don't know about you guys,

but this opportunity
is too good to be wasted.

Come on.

Right.

You know who's gonna find us

just as soon
as we're in a vulnerable position.

Yet somehow, it never seems to stop us.

[grunts]

Okay, biggest splash wins!

[all grunt]

[cart screeches]

You're absolutely sure
you checked all the systems?

-Checked.
-Double-checked.

We did it twice too.

-Ooh!
-Good.

I want nothing left to chance
when I test my new

state of the art swimless swimsuit.

The House of de Vil
will free humankind forever

from the tedium of actually swimming.

Now stand back and observe genius.

Cruella doesn't look like
she's in a hurry to leave.

If she sees us up here,
we're sitting ducks.

Speak for yourself.

Just lay low, you guys.

She can't see us from down there.

I think I'll practice my swan dive.

[air whooshes]

[all gasp]

We're trapped!

What can we do now?

Um, think happy thoughts?

-Oh!
-[all gasp]

You're not a happy thought.

I didn't know we were having a pool party.

[all scream]

So nice of you to drop by.

Next time, call ahead,
and I'll plan a little fling.

-[all scream]
-Get those pups!

[screaming]

Sometimes it's good to be the chicken.

[both chattering]

[all groan]

Fools.

Aah! No! Get away, get away, get away!

[screams]
Let go!

-[air wheezes]
-Oh!

Huh? Huh?

[screams]

[Cruella] Stop me, you idiots!

[all scream]

[Cadpig] Yikes!

[both scream]

[grunts, screams]

[screaming]

You know,
I'm beginning to understand how Lucy felt.

[sighs]

[Rolly] Wouldn't it be great
to take a nice, quiet swim

without being bothered?

I hear ya.

Not that I bothered her, by the way.

You've been abundantly clear
on that point.

I don't know about the rest of you,

but I'm ready to apologize.

But what about our principles?

You know,
I actually don't recall principles

where it's okay to call people names.

Interesting concept though.

[barking]

[laughter]

[Rolly] I can hold my breath
longer than you for sure!

Lucy, can I talk to you?

Hmph!

Okay, let me start by saying,

we all have a right to swim
in Hiccup Hole,

and, hey, a pup's gotta splash.

That wasn't a splash.

That was a tidal wave.

Okay, so maybe I overdid it,

and I shouldn't have called you names.

There, I said it.

Excuse me?

Said what?

[Lucky] You know,
that thing I was supposed to say.

I may be a cranky, old goose,

but I am not hard of hearing.

I believe what Lucky is trying to say

is that his ability
to understand your needs

and your point of view was hampered

by his own selfish--

Okay, okay, I... I admit it.

I'm sorry.

Well, then I guess I accept your apology.

[all laugh]

[theme music playing]