02x21 - Sir Kirby and the Plucky Princess/Serpent Sam Makes a Splash

[bunniefuu]

♪ The doc is in,
and she'll fix you up ♪

♪ If you're a toy,
then you're in luck ♪

♪ It's okay,
don't be afraid ♪

♪ The doc really
knows her stuff ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo,
you know it's good for you ♪

♪ The doc is gonna
help you feel better ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
it's the place to go ♪

♪ If you feel a little
under the weather ♪

♪ Let doc mcstuffins
do her thing ♪

♪ To get you right back
in the swing ♪

♪ Doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ Come let
the visit begin ♪

♪ The doc is in ♪

♪ Doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ Come let
the visit begin ♪

The doc is in.

[ Giggles ]

Oh, me, oh, my!

I've been stuck in this tower
for a gazillion years.

Will a brave knight
please rescue me?

I am the brave knight,
sir kirby,

Of mcstuffins kingdom,

And I have come to
rescue you from your tower,

Princess persephone.

Oh, thank you,
thank you, brave knight.

Woman: emmie, honey,
it's time for ballet.

Okay, mom.
Be right there.

Sorry, doc.
I gotta go.

Oh, no!

This thing is all tangled up
in princess persephone's hair,

And I have to go
to ballet.

Don't worry.
I'll get it out.

Then, after ballet,
we can finish playing, okay?

Okay. Thanks, doc.
You're the best.

- Bye!
- Bye!

[ Toys all saying hello ]

- Greetings,
lady mcstuffins.
- Hey, guys.

Hey, you down there.

I wanna get down
from this tower.

Hi, princess persephone.
I'm doc mcstuffins.

Oh, be still,
my beating knight's heart.

There's a princess up there.

It is my honor,
princess persephone.

Charmed, but call me
peri, will you?

I'm not really
the "princess persephone" type.

Okay, peri.
Let's get you down from there.

What in the jigglin'
jitterbug is she doin'?

Getting down from here.

- Be careful.
- [ Toys exclaiming ]

You're makin' me
nervous.

Do not make another move,
dainty princess.

I shall fetch my steed
and rescue you, post haste.

Forsooth!

- [ Grunting ]
- [ exclaiming ]

I didn't expect you
to get down that way.

As an amateur
princess myself,

I have to admit, I didn't know
princesses could do that.

Oh, yeah, princesses
can do all kinds of things.

It's pretty sweet.

But what I really wanna do
is rescue someone.

Hey, anyone around here
need rescuing, doc?

I don't think so.

But let's rescue
your hair.

Oh, yeah. That.

[ Laughs and snorts ]

Let's do it.

[ Giggles ]

I meant for us
to do that in my clinic.

But, okay,
let me help you.

Hold on.
I've got you, princess.

Hey, what are you doing?

Put me down, knight.

Here we go!

Oh, me, oh, my,
mercy!

There's nothing like watching
a brave knight in action.

All right,
put me down!

There we are.

The princess
has been rescued,
lady mcstuffins.

Thank you, sir kirby.

[ Laughs ]
no need to thank me, milady.

Good, because I didn't
need to be rescued.

I was already
on the ground.

But... I was merely...

I rescue princesses
professionally, you see,

And I was simply doing
my knightly duty.

My apologies.

Ah, it's okay.

I know knights
love to rescue.
I get it.

I want to rescue somebody
someday, too.

But knights
rescue princesses.

Princesses historically
don't rescue, well,
really... Anyone.

Until me.

Adorable.

Listen, princesses should
stick to princess-y things.

You know, sir kirby,
maybe sometimes,

Princesses wanna
do more than just
the usual princess-y things.

Yeah. So what if a princess
wants to do

Everything a knight
can do,

- And what if we
do it better?
- [ Startled gasp ]

I never
thought of that.

Forgive me, princess,
but that's preposterous.

- You can't.
- Yes, we can.

No, you can't.

- Can.
- Can't.

- Can.
- Can't

You know what
you two need?

A good old-fashioned
show us what you got,

Play like you mean it,

Bustlin', jostlin'
princess and knight play-off.

You took the words
right outta my mouth.

Sweet! We'll joust.

And then, uh,
we'll fence,
and then...

Oh, really,
you can't be serious.

'Twould be
embarrassing...
For her.

Or it would be
embarrassing for him.

Both: I'd win.

Ooh, peri is no
ordinary princess.

I like that.

Very well, since
you all insist,

I shall prove to you that
a knight and only a knight

Can do...
Knightly things.

Okay.
What do you need?

Firstly, I need
someone to volunteer
to be my squire.

Oh, oh, pick me,
pick me!

I'm the bravest
and best squire around.

Okay, stuffy.
You are my squire.

Uh, wanna just go over what
the brave squire does again?

- You know,
for squeakers.
- [ Squeaks ]

Ah, well, a squire
helps the knight.

They help me up
on my horse,

Pass me my jousting lance,
that sort of thing.

Chilly, will you be
my second squire?

As long as I get to hide
behind the first squire,

That'll be fine.

All right, lambie,
will you be my squire?

Ooh, I'd be delighted to.

Thank you.

Sweet. Hallie,
we could use you, too.

You don't have to
ask me twice.

I'm happy to be
your hippo squire.

Okay, squires
have been chosen.

I think we're ready
for our first-ever

Princess and knight
competition.

[ All cheering ]

Are you quite sure
you want to do this?

Winning against
a dainty princess

Is no fun
for a brave knight.

Oh, I'm sure.

And, boy, am I gonna
love beating you.

I'm gonna show you that
anything knights can do,

Princesses
can do better.

Both: en garde!

♪ Yes, my trusty squire,
the rescue you require ♪

♪ Is just a joust away ♪

♪ You must be mistaken,
this hero chair is taken ♪

♪ I'm saving
the world today ♪

♪ I'm great at
feats of bravery ♪

♪ And charming
is my middle name ♪

♪ If you can do it,
I can do the same ♪

♪ But even better ♪

♪ My fragile little flower,
get back in your tower ♪

♪ I'll do what I do best,
a brave quest ♪

♪ The crown may be deceiving,
but seeing is believing ♪

♪ I'm a champion
in this dress ♪

♪ You might be a knight
in shining armor ♪

♪ I know
this is true ♪

♪ Whatever
a knight can do ♪

♪ A princess can, too ♪

- Sir kirby: ha ha!
- [ All cheering ]

Nice moves, knight.

Why, thank you.

I must say, you had
nice moves as well.

Okay, this princess
and knight competition

Is a tie.

Let's have a race
to see who can

Scale the castle wall
fastest.

[ Laughs ]
I can do that
in my sleep.

Oh, yeah?
Well, bring it on, knight.

Oh, I shall.

Okay, go!

[ Toys cheering ]

I can't look.
I can't not look. Help!

- Go, peri.
- Go, sir kirby.

[ Cheering and yelling
continues ]

Hallie: my stomach's
in knots.

Whoa!
[ Screams ]

[ Gasps ]
oh, no!

I got you, knight.

[ Cheering ]

Sir kirby,
don't move.

I'm fine,
just fine.

It's just a flesh wound.

I will just get up and...

Okay.

Maybe I'm not
so fine after all.

Hallie: don't move,
sugar. You're hurt.

Oh, dear. I'd give you
a cuddle, but...

It might hurt
too much.

Peri, will you help me
carry sir kirby

- Back to the clinic?
- Of course.

I feel awful.
I'm his squire.

I'm his
second squire.

I feel twice
as awful.

I hope sir kirby's
gonna be all right.

Doc'll fix him up.

The doc is in,
and she means business, toys.

I don't need to do
a check-up.

It's pretty obvious,

You have a case of
break-apart-atosis, sir kirby.

Break-apart-atosis,
is it?

Well, seems fitting.

My knightly pride
is as broken apart

As my body.

Don't worry,
sir kirby.

We'll have you doing knightly
things again in no time.

- Hallie, light, please.
- On it, doc.

Squeakers, I need you.

[ Squeaking ]

Okay, sir kirby,
just relax.

Let's put you
back together.

- Hallie,
arms, please.
- Arms.

- Legs.
- Legs.

There.

All fixed.
Now try to sit up.

All right.
[ Grunting ]

How do you feel?

Why, I feel splendid,
lady mcstuffins.

- Ha ha, as good as
the day I was bought.
- [ All cheering ]

♪ I feel better,
so much better ♪

♪ Thank you, doc, for taking
all the ouches away ♪

♪ Didn't feel so good
till you fixed me ♪

♪ Like I knew
that you would ♪

♪ And I feel better ♪

♪ So much better now ♪

Thank you,
lady mcstuffins.

My pleasure,
sir kirby.

And thank you for
rescuing me, peri.

You are quite
the rescuer, indeed.

It seems princesses
can do anything knights
can do, after all.

Please accept
my deepest apologies.

Thank you, sir kirby.
I accept.

You are a noble knight.

Peri, from
this moment forth,

I vow to include you
in any knightly activities.

Sir kirby, I vow to
always be your equal.

Both: and when anyone
needs help...

We shall both rescue...

- Both: together.
- There ya go.

I'm so happy
you two are getting along.

[ Sniffling ]
oh, that was...

Baa-eautiful!

I always get
teary at these things.

[ Snuffling ]

Doc? Doc!

It's emmie.
Go stuffed, guys.

Hey, doc.

Did you get the flag out of
princess persephone's hair?

I sure did.
Look.

Oh, thanks, doc.

Hey, wanna finish playing
with princess persephone
and sir kirby?

Let's do it.

Ya know, emmie,
I was thinking

Maybe princess persephone
can be the rescuer this time.

I've never thought
about that before.

But I think that's
an awesome idea.

Here comes
the brave rescuer,

Princess persephone,

To save the brave knight,
sir kirby.

Oh, save me,
princess peri.

Please!

It's awesome
being the rescuer.

Yeah, it's sweet.

[ Girls giggling ]

I'm gonna splash you.

Not if I splash
you first.

[ Boys laughing ]

Hey, watch where
you're splashing,

Or I'll have to
get you!

Run away!

[ All laughing ]

Time out, time out.

[ Gasps ]

No, really, this game
is making me thirsty.

Oh, I'm thirsty, too.

Here, this one's
your soda.

Donny, luca,
your lunch is ready.

- Okay, mom.
- Okay, dr. Mcstuffins.

Hi, guys.

[ Toys saying hello ]

Ooh whee, it's hotter
than a salamander in
the sahara out here.

You got that
right, hallie.

[ Squeaking ]

Oh, dude, I got you.

I so got you!

Nice splash, dude.

Serpent sam.
I love that guy!

Funniest toy I know.

Well, next to me.

It's the stuff man.

The stuffster.
Stuffmeister.

Hey, pull my tail.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

Oh, come on.
Nothing's gonna happen.

Uh-uh. You're always
joking, sam.

Not this time.

Well, okay.

Hey!

It wasn't me,
it was stuffy.

I told you this guy
was hilarious.

- [ Laughing ]
- [ squeaking ]

- What's squeakers saying?
- Oh, allow me.

Uh-huh. Why, of course.

He's saying, it's on.

That's it?

All those squeaks
just to say "it's on"?

Oh, yeah, it is
totally on!

Hey, who else wants in on
a little water splashing game?

[ Toys exclaiming ]

I say, stuffy and lambie,
with all due respect,

You are stuffed.

You're not supposed to
get wet, are you?

Who says sam's gonna be
able to splash us?

Whoops.

Uh, me.
That's who.

Maybe sir kirby's
right, stuffy.

Maybe we shouldn't play.

Oh, come on, lambie.

A toy's life is to be
lived to the fullest,

And that means play.

I mean, what's the worst
that could happen, huh?

My plush gets
all kawonky,

And I put on
water weight.

Nothing a little
strong sun won't fix.

So who's in?

- Oh me, me.
- Me, me!

It would be my honor.

Count the lamb in.

I love games.
Can we, please?

Please, please,
please, please?

As I always say,
more is more.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, you guys go on
sam's team,

And we'll be on
squeakers' team.

The rules of
the game are:

You get splashed,
you're out.

- Everyone ready?
- All: ready!

Sam: it is totally on!

Here I come.

Never fear, ladies.

I shall protect you.

Oh, sir kirby, you forgot
to protect yourself.

'Twas my knightly duty,

But now, I shall
royally cheer you on.

Oh, you got me.
Sorry, team.

It's okay, bronty.

You are kind of
a big target.

Heads up, lambie.

- Oh, no!
- Ooh, got doc instead.

He was aiming for me.

That's okay, lambie.
That what teammates
are for.

Oh, man, I'm
out of water.

You are on your own
while I go fill up.

On our own?

Running away.
Running away!

Okay, gotta fill up.

Sam, use the one
with the water.

The one with water?

So what's in
the other bottle?

Oh, what is this stuff?

Never seen
green water before.

Cool!

Doc said use the water,

But hey, if it can splash,
I will win in a flash,

I always say.

Sweet yum-yums.

That is awesome!

Uh, sam, getting
splashed out here.

Aw, bummer.

Splash 'em back,
splash 'em back,
way back.

Hallie: looks like this one's
gonna be a doozy.

Huh?

That was unexpected.

Wait, he's
totally kidding.

Any second now,
he's just gonna,

Swoosh, splash
you guys up.

You are kidding,
right?

No, dude.

Missing a chance to win
the game like that
is not funny.

Maybe I shoulda
listened to doc.

Time out, everybody.

Are you okay?

I don't know.
I can't splash water,

And that has never
happened to me before.

I think you need
a check-up. Hallie?

Your doctor's bag.

You're always one
hippo hop ahead of me.

You better
believe it.

♪ Time for your check-up,
time for your check-up ♪

♪ I'm gonna check your ears,
check your eyes ♪

♪ Find out how much
you've grown ♪

♪ Time for your check-up ♪

♪ I'm gonna listen
to your heartbeat ♪

♪ Fix you up
ready to go ♪

♪ Time for your check-up ♪

♪ It's okay
if you giggle ♪

♪ This will only
tickle a little ♪

♪ Time for your check-up,
time for your check-up ♪

Don't kid
a kidder, doc.

Will I ever
splash again?

I'm not really sure.

You seem fine,
but there has to be a reason

Why you sputtered
instead of splashed.

Do you remember
what happened

Before you were
all sputtery?

Let's see.

I was doing great
out on the splashing field,

- And then...
- [ Squeaking ]

Right, right.

I was quenching
my thirst.

Was there anything
unusual about that?

Nope, nope.

Nope, nothing weird, nope.

Sam, try to splash again.

[ Sputtering ]

Huh. It's sticky.

[ Sniffs ]

And it smells sweet.

What could
it be, doc?

Hm, let's see.

Sam, is there anything
you wanna tell me?

Well, even though you
told me not to,

I might've chugged
some of that green stuff
instead of the water.

It was really yum-tastic.

That's it.

Like, what's it?

Sam, you drank green apple
soda instead of water.

It's true, I did.

Drinking too much
of a sugary drink

Can make you feel
kind of... Blech.

It does it to kids,

And it can mess up
a toy, too.

The apple soda made you
so sticky,

You couldn't
splash anyone.

I have a diagnosis.

Big book of boo-boos
comin' right up.

Serpent sam, you have
sticky-itis.

Oh, heavy!

But you can fix
me up, right?

I'm sure I can.

But staying healthy
is up to you.

I know soda tastes good,
just don't drink too much.

My mom calls it
moderation.

Just tell me
I can play again.

Oh, that guy never stops.

Toys will be toys,
I always say.

Actually, I've never
said that before,
but still.

I just need
to clean you out,

And you'll be
ready to go.

[ Toys cheering ]

Only squeakers and sam
are left.

This is it.
The next one
to get splashed

Loses the game.

Whoa, almost got
me there.

Better fill up before
the final splashdown.

[ Squeaking ]

Okay...

Water or yummy soda?

Doc said water
was better for my splashing,

So... But that soda
sure was good.

A little sip
won't hurt me.

Well, more is more,
I always say.

Stuffy: come on, sam.
Get back in the game.

Oh, it's on.

I'm gonna win this game,

And I'm gonna win it
right now!

[ Cheering ]

Here comes
the winning splash.

Squeakers is the winner!

[ Cheering ]

Sorry, team.

I lost the game
for you.

We don't care about that.

It was just a game,
and we all had fun playing.

I just wanna make sure
you're working okay.

[ Sniffing ]

Sam, your sticky-itis
is back.

What happened?

Uh, doc, i...

I mighta kinda sort of
wet my whistle

With a little apple soda.

Okay, not a little.
Kinda a lot.

I'm not sure I'm
so good at moderation.

It's hard, but as good
as things taste now,

They can make you feel
pretty yucky later.

Tell me about it.

Hey, I'm really sorry
I let you guys down.

I can fix you
again, sam,

But it's up to you
to make the right
choices to stay healthy.

♪ When it comes to stuff
that's bubbly and sweet ♪

♪ A little is enough,
gotta treat it like a treat ♪

♪ Icky for your energy,
sticky for your teeth ♪

♪ It might taste great,
but treat it like a treat ♪

♪ Ice cream, soda pop,
candy and cake ♪

♪ I love it so much
till I get a tummy ache ♪

♪ It's better for your body
if you learn to moderate ♪

♪ And chew something
healthy ♪

♪ Chew something healthy ♪

♪ You'll be a much
happier snake ♪

♪ When it comes to stuff
that's bubbly and sweet ♪

♪ A little is enough,
gotta treat it like a treat ♪

♪ Icky for your energy,
sticky for your teeth ♪

♪ It might taste great,
but treat it like a treat ♪

♪ Might taste great,
but treat it like a treat ♪

Next time, I'm goin' with
water all the way,

'Cause the most important
thing is to make sure

I'm always
ready to play!

Ha ha, nice game,
little dude.

Nice game.

Let me put sunscreen
on you two

Before you go back
out in the sun.

Okay, mom.
Can you hurry?

I can't wait to beat luca
in water splashing.

You wish!

Toys, go stuffed.

I gotta do one last thing
to make sure I'm splashing
full blast.

I can't let donny down.

Sam, just be careful.

Hurry, sam.

[ Boys laughing ]

Hey, I think serpent sam
is even splashier than before.