02x31 - The Flimsy Grumpy Bat/Rockstar Ruby and the Toys

[bunniefuu]

♪ The Doc is in
and she'll fix you up ♪

♪ If you're a toy,
then you're in luck ♪

♪ It's okay,
don't be afraid ♪

♪ The Doc really knows
her stuff ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo,
you know it's good for you ♪

♪ The Doc is gonna
help you feel better ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
it's the place to go ♪

♪ When you feel a little
under the weather ♪

♪ Let Doc McStuffins
do her thing ♪

♪ To get you right back
in the swing ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins,
Doc McStuffins ♪

♪ Come let the visit begin,
the Doc is in ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins,
Doc McStuffins ♪

♪ Come let the visit begin,
the Doc is in ♪

GIRL: The Flimsy Grumpy Bat

[ giggles ]

Look out, everybody.

It's Count Clarence!

Oh, no.

He's so scary!

[ chuckles ]

I'm coming to get you.

Now I've got you,
snowman!

Oh, no.

Please don't melt me.

[ giggles ]

It's a perfect day
to fly a kite.

Anyone want to
come fly with me?

Oh, me, me, me!

[ wind blowing ]

I better stay here

and keep the toys
from blowing away.

Okay, Doc.
Just stay where I can see you.

You hold the kite.

I'll get a running start.

Okay, Donny.

Let go.

We did it!

All right!

Yeah.

Another successful launch
for Team Donny-and-Dad.

What's shakin'?
Hi, Doc.

How do you do, Doc?
Hi, hi, hi.

Hi, everyone.

I want you to meet
Donny's new toy,

Count Clarence.

Greetings.

Ooh.
Is he a new friend?

I love new friends.

Oh, and old friends.

I love friends.

Careful, Bronty.

Clarence
is made of cardboard,

so he could get smashed.

I am Count Clarence,
the Magnificent.

I do not get smashed.

Those are great wings,
Count.

They are the best kind of wings.

Bat wings,
for I am a bat.

Does that mean
you can fly?

Of course, I can fly.

I am Count Clarence,
the Magnificent!

Watch me as I spread my wings
and fly!

[ grunts ]

I understand
if you can't fly.

I can't fly either.

I am going to fly.

[ grunts ]

Clarence,
you're not a flying toy.

I am a bat.

I should be able to fly.

It's kind of windy out.

You should be careful.

Count Clarence
fears no wind.

Wuh--

[ screams ]

That's some
funny looking flying.

He's not flying.

He's caught in the wind.

We have to catch him.

[ all panting ]

LAMBIE: Oh, no.

Oh no,
he landed in the pool.

DAD: Everything okay, Doc?

Yeah.

One of the toys
just fell in the water.

I can get it.

Okay.
Just be careful.

Are you all right,
Count Clarence?

No, I am not all right!

First I learn
that I cannot fly

and now I am soaking wet.

[ groans ]

Count Clarence,
I think you're so soaked

that your cardboard is too wet
and flimsy for you to stand up.

Let's get you
to the mobile clinic.

Whoo-ee, Doc.

What a blustery day.

I know, Hallie.

And we have a patient.

The wind blew Count Clarence
into the water.

Aw, sugar,

you're wetter than
a waterlogged werewolf.

Let's get you in
for a check-up.

I do not want a check-up.

[ gasps ]

You don't want a check-up?

Count, if I don't give you
a check-up,

I won't be able to fix you.

I do not need to be fixed.

I am Count Clarence,
the Magnificent.

I know you're upset
about getting wet.

But we just want to
help you.

I don't want your help.

[ groans ]

Clarence.

Let me be!

I am Count Clarence.

Aw, sugar,
let us help you out.

[ grunts ]

Doc's check-ups
are the best.

They always
make me feel better.

And lots and lots and lots
and lots better.

Clarence, please.

I understand
if you're feeling grumpy

after falling
in the pool.

But if you don't
let us help you,

you might rip your arms
or your legs or your wings.

And you wouldn't want to
rip those baa-utiful wings,

would you?

Well no.

That would not be
magnificent.

Very well, I will allow you
to give me a check-up after all.

Good for you, Clarence.

I did not ask for cuddles.

Only a check-up.

Come on, Clarence.
It's...

♪ Time for your check-up! ♪

♪ Time for your check-up! ♪

♪ I'm gonna check your ears ♪

♪ Check your eyes ♪

♪ Find out
how much you've grown ♪

♪ Time for your check-up! ♪

♪ I'm gonna
listen to your heartbeat ♪

♪ Fix you up ready to go ♪

♪ Time for your check-up! ♪

♪ It's okay if you giggle ♪

♪ This will only
tickle a little ♪

♪ Time for your check-up! ♪

♪ Time for your check-up! ♪

Yes, fine, lovely song.

Now what is wrong with me?

Well, we know
you fell in the water.

But I need to run some tests

to see how much damage
the water did.

What is that thing?

It's just my stethoscope.

I use it
to check your heartbeat.

I bet a magnificent bat like you
has a strong heartbeat.

Of course, I do.

I am Count Clarence,
the Magnificent!

[ heartbeat pumping ]

Clarence,
your heart sounds magnificent.

[ chuckles ]

Now let's check your eyes
and ears.

[ hissing ]

What is that thing?

Don't worry.

It's just my otoscope.

I use it to shine a light
in your ears and eyes

to make sure
everything looks good.

Doc did it at my check-up.

It doesn't hurt
one little bitty bit.

Very well.

That's good, Count Clarence.

Your eyes and ears
look great.

Now let's check your height
and weight.

You got it, Doc.

Hallie,
can I have the chart--

Chart for cardboard
bat toys?

Right here, Doc.

[ chuckles ]

Would you please step up
onto the scale, Clarence?

If I have to.

[ Hallie sighs ]

Oof!

According to the charts,

you're a little heavier
than you should be.

All that water in his cardboard
makes him heavier.

Clarence, could you stand up now
so we can check your height?

If I must.

Here let me help you up.

Count Clarence,
the Magnificent

does not need hippo help.

Mm-hmm.

[ grunts ]

Oh, let me help.

Please let me help.

What are you doing?

Your height is normal.

Thanks, Bronty.

You can let him go now.

Count Clarence,

I'm ready to give you
a diagnosis.

HALLIE: We better slap
this diagnosis

into the Big Book
of Boo-Boos.

You have a case
of the Soggy Flimsies.

The water is
making your cardboard

so soggy
that you can't stand.

The only cure
is to get you dried out

as soon as we can.

I just have to
figure out how.

DAD: Great job, Donny.

DONNY: That kite's so high,

it can probably see
the whole world from up there.

[ gasps ]

I've got it!

First, I have to put
this clothespin on you.

[ hissing ]

Count Clarence, the Magnificent
does not wear clothespins.

That's it, Count!

I know it wasn't any fun
getting blown into the water.

But Doc is doing everything
she can to help you.

And she can't help you
if you're so grumpy

that you won't let her!

♪ I've had enough ♪

♪ Of this negative stuff ♪

♪ Time to take that funky mood ♪

♪ And turn it right side up ♪

♪ You got to take that frown ♪

♪ And turn it upside down ♪

♪ Dump that
frumpy grumpy attitude ♪

♪ Bad attitude! ♪

♪ Give a grin a try ♪

♪ Don't be that cranky guy ♪

♪ I know smiling's
really good for you ♪

♪ It's good for us, too! ♪

♪ So if I need some help ♪

♪ When I'm hung out to dry ♪

♪ Try a little smile ♪

♪ And a positive vibe ♪

♪ Give a grin a try ♪

♪ Don't be that cranky guy ♪

All right.

♪ I know smiling's
really good for you ♪

♪ It's good for us, too! ♪

You are right.

I have been very grumpy.

I'm-- I'm sorry, everyone.

I will try to have
a good attitude from now on.

[ exclaiming ]

Thank you, Lambie.

Your cuddles
are magnificent!

Doc, I want to feel better.

Do you know how to fix me?

Here's my idea.

If we hang Count Clarence
from the kite,

he'll fly around
and dry out faster than...

um...

Uh...
Faster than a bowling ball?

Faster than a mud pie?

Not exactly.

Faster than
a bouncing baby bat.

Yes!
That's it!

I'll have you better
in no time.

And I will get to fly!

You will.

But I need you
to go stuffed.

You've got it, Doc.

DOC: Dad!
Donny!

I need your help.

What's wrong, Doc?

It's Count Clarence.

The wind blew him
into the pool.

Oh, no!

Is he okay?

He got all soggy.

But I think
I know how to dry him out.

If we pin him to the kite
and fly him in the breeze,

the wind will dry him out
in no time.

There you go.

Now I think it's time
for another successful launch

from Team Donny-and-Dad.

Ready, Donny?
Yeah!

Kites away!

DOC: Yeah!
Woo-hoo!

DOC: Way to go, team!

Woo-hoo!
Awesome.

Go, Count Clarence!

I am flying!

[ laughing ]

I am really flying!

How's Count Clarence?

Did you get him dried out?

Let's see
if he can stand up by himself.

Yup!

He's all better.

You fixed him.

Thanks, Doc.

You're welcome.

Great job,
Team McStuffins.

But now it's time for us
to head on home.

Donny, you help me
pack up the kite,

and, Doc,
you gather up the toys.

Okay, Dad.

STUFFY: Oh, hi.

TOYS: Hi, Doc.
Oh, hi, Clarence.

Are you fixed?

Are you magnificent?

No!

I'm not magnificent.

[ all gasping ]
What?

Oh, my...
Not magnificent?

Doc fixed me
and I got to fly.

I am better than
magnificent.

I'm-- I'm...

Whoop-dee-doo!

[ laughing and cheering ]

Everyone,
bring it in for a hug!

Yeah!

Thank you for curing me
of the Soggy Flimsies.

And also for teaching me that

you can't be magnificent

if you're too busy
being a grump.

[ laughing ]

You're welcome, Count.

Yeah!

DOC:
Rockstar Ruby and the Toys

[ giggles ]

Looks like we both got
great stuff at the yard sale.

I've been looking
for this book for years.

And I love
my Rockstar Ruby doll.

She's awesome!

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, you're welcome.

You did so well
on your math test.

You deserve
a rockin' present.

[ giggles ]

Mom.

I'm gonna take Rockstar Ruby
out to the clinic, okay?

Okay.

And I'm gonna
go read my book.

The Doc is in.

Hey, Doc.
Hey, there.

Good to see you, Doc.
Hi, Doc.

Hey, guys,
this is Rockstar Ruby.

Welcome to the clinic, Ruby.

Who's ready to rock?

[ cheering ]

Never met a rockstar before.

I love your pink hair.

And I'm digging
your pink tutu.

You know,
I'm a musician, too.

You can probably tell by
how cool I am.

Aagh!

[ gasping ]

Rock and roll.

Actually we were
all in a band once.

I'm dying
to get back on stage.

You guys want to get the band
back together?

TOYS: Yeah!

Great idea!

We can be called
"Ruby and the Toys."

We'll throw a concert outside.

Rocking!

I have this sa-weet
voice changer on my mic

that I'm gonna
use in the show.

Check it out.

[ grunts ]

There.

It rocks!

Oh-yeah-yeaa-e-yeaaa!

TOYS: Amazing.
Wow.

Well, let's get
all our instruments

and meet outside.

TOYS: Yeah!

I'll pick up
the rest of the band.

Rock on!

Band's all here.

Wicked sweet.

I thought this day
would never come again.

Oh, boy, oh, wow.

I love the band.

We're gonna
rock the house.

Hello, clinic!

Count us off,
Dino-Drummer.

A one, a two,
a one-two-three.

♪ My name is Ruby
and I bring the heat ♪

♪ Now the best part ♪

♪ Want to hear me sing?

♪ Play a rockin' beat ♪

Oh, no!

My voice didn't change.

Uh, let's take that
from the top.

Okay, Dino-Drummer?

A one, a two,
a one-two-three.

Argh!

Show's over, folks.

Got to cancel
the rest of the tour.

Sorry.

I-- I got to go.

Ruby, what's wrong?
What's going on?

Hey, where's Ruby going?

But the band
just got back together.

Aw, I knew I shouldn't
have quit my day job.

Come on, guys.

[ muffled sobs ]

I think I hear...

crying.

Ruby,
why'd you leave the show?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Then why are you crying?

Who's crying?

There's no crying
in rock and roll.

Oh.

Okay, maybe I am crying.

♪ Hey, what's going on? ♪

♪ Tell us what's wrong ♪

♪ I know there's something
we can do ♪

♪ It might not be clear ♪

♪ But that's why we're here ♪

♪ Tell us
what's bothering you ♪

♪ Got something
on your mind? ♪

♪ Don't you keep it inside ♪

♪ You're gonna be fine ♪

♪ Hey, tell us what's wrong ♪

♪ What's going on? ♪

I wanted to put on
a great show,

but my voice changer
won't work

and now my sound's
got no edge.

And that is not rockin' at all.

Oh, Ruby, your voice
sounded baa-eautiful!

But it didn't sound rockin'

like it did
with my voice changer.

With the voice changer,
it's so rock and roll.

Let me give you
a check-up.

My mic's broken, Doc.

The show's over.

Forever!

But if you let me help--
No.

There's nothing
you can do, Doc.

Rockstar Ruby
has left the building.

I'm out.

[ whistles ]

[ guffaws ]

Where to, little lady?

Anywhere but here.

You like tea?

'Cause I know a place.

RUBY: Sure.

Just hurry.

Come on, guys.
Let's go this way.

Here you go.

Ah!
Hi, Doc.

Ruby,
please come to the clinic.

But I don't want to
bother you--

Just so we can talk,
okay?

Oh, all right.

I guess
I could use a place to go

while I figure things out.

I'm really happy
you came, Ruby.

Are you sure

you don't want me
to check your mic?

I'm sure.

But do you have
any jobs available?

Since I'm not a rockstar
anymore,

I have to find
something else to do.

But, you're Rockstar Ruby.

Those days are over.

I'm done.

Retired.

I'll never sing again.

Aw, you look like
you need a cuddle.

Guys, we have to help Ruby

see that she's made
to be a rockstar.

I think that we should make it
seem horrible in the office.

Okay, "Office Assistant Ruby,"
you're hired.

Rock on!

What do I need to do?

File these charts, Sugar.

[ sighs ]

Okay.
I can do that.

Okay, guys.

All right, Dino-Drummer,
let's take it from the top.

Doo-doo-didi-didi-dada-daaa.

♪ My name is Bronty
and I bring the seat ♪

Oh, I know.
Oh.

♪ Want to hear me sing? ♪

♪ Play a something,
something... ♪

Um, how does it go again?

It's--

♪ Uh, never mind ♪

♪ Just keep filing ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ I don't hear music playing ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ My name is Bronty
and I bring the... ♪

It's not seat,
it's not meat.

What is it?

Nope.

Not gonna do it.

I think it's feet.

At least I always
bring my feet with me.

Me too, man!

I know,
I have no feet.

It's called
artistic license.

[ giggles ]

That must be it.

♪ My name is Bronty
and I bring my feet! ♪

I love my feet.

It's heat!
I bring the heat.

Heat is so rock and roll!

We can't hear you!

♪ My name is Ruby
and I bring the heat ♪

♪ Want to hear me sing? ♪

♪ Play a rockin' beat ♪

Oops.
Not singing.

Yes, you are
and you're great!

Every inch
of your plastic body

was made to be a rockstar.

You just can't help it.

A toy's got to be
whoever they were built to be

and you were built to be
Rockstar Ruby!

Like I was built to be brave
and hilarious Stuffy!

And I was built to be

adorable princess
ballerina Lambie.

I'm a natural-made nurse.

I'm made
from pure white snow.

You're made
to look like snow, Chilly.

You can hardly
tell the difference.

You guys are right.

I want to sing.

It's what I was made to do.

Good, I can help you.

Now will you let me
give you a check-up?

Okay.

I'll do it!

Ruby's back!
Woo-hoo!

Yes!

DOC: Hmm.
RUBY: What is it?

Is it something terrible?

I'll never rock again.

[ gasps ]

I need to
up your cuddle dose.

Two CCs.

Calming cuddles.

Thanks, Lambie.

Okay, lay it on me.

The button on your rock
and roll voice-changer is stuck.

It's kind of sticky
and a little gunky.

I have a diagnosis.

You've got
"The-Icky-Stickies."

Let's stick that
in the Big Book of Boo-Boos.

Thanks, Hallie.

But I'm not all sticky,
so how come my button is?

Looks like whoever used to

own you kept you nice
and clean,

but they missed the dirt
and sticky stuff

around your button.

We have to remember
to clean the in-between places,

the way people
have to remember

to clean behind our ears,
between our toes,

the corners of our eyes,

and our belly buttons.

♪ It seems sometimes ♪

♪ Like dirt and grime ♪

♪ Can find the smallest places
to hide ♪

♪ Sticky stuff
in places hard to see ♪

♪ Ooh-eee! ♪

♪ So scrub along with me ♪

♪ It's the nooks and crannies ♪

♪ Backs of your knees ♪

♪ The ticklish bits ♪

♪ Like your feet
and armpits ♪

♪ They might seem
impossible to clean ♪

♪ Get the spaces in between ♪

♪ Your toes ♪

♪ Wherever dirt goes ♪

♪ Bellybutton ♪

♪ The tip of your nose ♪

♪ A little soap
and water's all you need ♪

♪ Get the spaces in between ♪

Okay, Ruby, all cleaned.

Wow, that's all it was?

Thanks, Doc.

And thanks for helping me
figure things out, guys.

You're welcome.
No problem.

Hey, that's what bands are for.

And for looking cool,
like me.

Aagh!

Stuffy!

Uh, rock and roll.

Ooh, does that mean
we can have a concert again?

I am so ready to rock!

[ cheering ]

♪ My name is Ruby
and I bring the heat ♪

♪ Want to hear me sing? ♪

♪ Play a rockin' beat ♪

Ready to give them
something special, band?

TOYS: Yeah!

Let's rock and roll!

Rock on!

Let's hear it
for the best band ever!

Baa-baa-baa-brilliant.

Stomp-stomp-stompity-stomp.

[ drum beats ]

Hoppin' hippos,
this is a hoot!

Is this thing on?

Testing, one, two, three.

Wicked sweet.

You are a supah stah!

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪

♪ My name is Ruby
and I bring the heat ♪

Now the best part.

♪ Want to hear me sing? ♪

♪ Play a rockin' beat ♪

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

[ cheering ]

And now I want to invite

the most rockin' doc ever
on stage.

Doc?

My sound still has rockin' edge,
thanks to you.

My toys rock!

[ giggling and cheering ]