02x09 - Super Zero/Sickly Sweet

[bunniefuu]

- [Laughing]

- [Screams]

- We now return to
"captain space hammer!"

- You win this round, hammer.

- Hmm!

Yes!

I do.

But I couldn't have
done it without...

Heifer farms brand
fruit at the bottom

All-natural style yogurt.

- It's partially hydrogenated!

- Quiet, you!

- It's partially hydrogenated!

Buy some today.

If you don't... I'll melt you,
too.

[Laughs]

- [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

I will.

- Oh, heifer farms brand

Fruit at the bottom
all-natural style yogurt

That's partially hydrogenated,

How do you do it?!

Ah!

[Burps]

[Laughing]

- Billy, I'm trying to watch tv.

- [Groans]

- I told you, billy,

I'm trying to watch tv.

- But I am melting your brain

With my laser eyes

So you'll eat
heifer farms brand

Fruit at the bottom
all-natural style yogurt.

It's partially hydrogenated!

Quiet, you!

- I don't want any
of your stupid yogurt.

And another thing,

You don't have super powers.

- Yeah.

- But I bet grim could help.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh!

- Here you go, boy!

[Kissy sounds]

That's right!

[Kissy sounds]

Get the food.

- [Sniffs]

- Who's gonna get reaped?

Who's gonna get reaped?!

You are!

You are!

[Kissy sounds]

- Hi, grim!

- [Laughs]

Haven't got me yet, by gum!

- What do you want, billy?

- Super powers.

- What?

- You heard him, grim.

- Yeah, you heard him, grim.

- Super powers.

- Super powers!

- What would a backwoods
idiot like you

Do with super powers?

- Mmm.

I want to fight the evil empire!

- The evil empire?

That would mean you'd
have to travel

Billions of light years away...

To another galaxy.

You would be gone
for months on end.

- Maybe forever.

- Forever!

What can I get you for, billy?

- Oh, oh, oh!

I want to be green!

- Ok, green!

- Spring green.

- Spring green.

- [Screams]

Ooh, and I want to squeak.

- Squeak?

- Yeah, every time I move.

Squeak.
And...

- Billy, pick
a real super power.

So, what will it be?

- It's partially hydrogenated!

- And to squirt heifer farms
fruit at the bottom

All-natural style yogurt
from my armpits!

- [Growls]

And give him the power to fly.

- Fly?

- As far away from
here as possible.

- Ooh!

- And super-strong!

- And super-strong!

Great!

- And... [Gulp]

[Laughing]

- Billy, stop goofing around.

- [Laughing]

Squeaking

- Isn't it about time
for you to go?

- Yeah.

The evil empire, remember?

- Captain spring green squeaker

Reporting for
intergalactical duty!

In the name of truth,
justice, and yogurt!

Tee hee hee!

[Laughing]

[Hooting]

[Laughing]

[Squeaking]

- Good.

Now I can watch tv in peace.

- And I'm finally
free of that...

- Hello, grim!

Have you seen my son billy?

- I'm afraid billy's
lost in outer space

And won't be back
for a long time...

Maybe forever.

- I see.

Forever.

Forever!

Forever?

What am I gonna do now?

- Go away.

- No, I mean what am I
gonna do about my shed?

Billy and I were gonna
build a tool shed

In the side yard today.

But now that he's
gone forever, i, well...

Say!

You can help me!

Better get cracking.

Your old dad will
show you the ropes.

- Hey!

I don't see no evil empire!

All I see is rocks!

And pebbles with tiny
shadows under them.

And a crack.

No evil empire to demolish.

Not even a cute alien critter
to lighten things up.

No life nowhere.

This is the saddest day
of my superhero career.

[Laughing]

Maybe even the saddest
day of my whole life.

Maybe I should just go home
a complete and total failure.

[Giggling]

That's it.

I'll just go home.

- Oh, you're gonna love
shed-building, son.

Even a complete and total
nincompoop can do it.

- Like you?

- Yeah, like you.

Now... Where was I
gonna build that shed?

It's all about location.

[Clears throat]

[Yodeling]

- What are you doing now?

- Checking the acoustics.

[Yodeling]

- I'm going home.

- That's it!

[Straining]

- Oof!

- The best location is always
closest to the house.

- Hello, billy's dad.

Hey, grim, I wanted to ask you...

- Excuse me.

While you kids talk,
I'm gonna pick my nose.

Just wanted to give you
the heads up.

- So, grim,
have you seen billy yet?

- Ooh!

Mmm!

[Munching]

Ah!

- Yes.

I've seen him.

- Hello!

Evil empire?

Legion of doom?

Dregs of society?

Threat to mankind?

Gosh, I sure wish there
was an evil empire

To exterminate around here.

Unless...

[Gasps]

It's an evil empire so small

It can't be seen
by the human eye!

- [Grumbling]

- Infinitesimal evil!

In the name of the earth

And all that is clean and fresh,

Environmentally safe,
and partially hydrogenated,

I... Uh... I... Uh. I... I
sh**t my yogurt!

- Now, that's starting
to look like a shed.

How 'bout some lunch, son?

I got your favorite.

- My favorite?

- Yeah,

Heifer farms brand
fruit at the bottom

All-natural style yogurt.

- No.

No, please, put that away.

- Come on.

It'll make you big and strong.

- [Screaming]

Secrete weapon!

[Laughing]

Ooh!

And now for a little something

I like to call
the mad fire hydrant!

How do you like
them strawberries,

Eh, tiny evil?

- [Munching]

It's fruity delicious!

- And now that my job is done,
i...

Well, hey, little critter.

You're a tough little guy,
too, aren't you?

Aren't you?!

I'll name you winston!

Hop aboard, winston!

[Laughing]

- Ain't she a beauty, grim?

- I have to admit,
it's a pretty cool shed.

- Go on in.

Check it out!

- Hmm.

Don't mind if I do.

- Attaboy.

- It's got cable tv.

And a waterbed!

- Hey, billy!

- Hi, daddy.

- Hey, billy.

Back so soon?

- Yeah.

Being a superhero
has been real neat,

But I'm ready for grim
to turn me back to normal.

- Normal?!

There's nothing
normal around here!

- You heard him, grim.

Normal.

- Yeah, normal.

- [Groans]

- Normal!

- And I couldn't have done it

Without eating my
heifer farms brand

Fruit at the bottom
all-natural style yogurt!

- It's partially hydrogenated!

- Buy some today!

- Normal!

- Normal.

- [Laughs]

- I told you not
to dig in me trunk!

- [Mumbling]

- I told you not to
read me diary.

And now you've gone
and taken things

From the pocket of me robe!

- I thought you might have
chocolates in your pockets.

- Oh!

- Ooh!

[Laughs]

- You'd be a fool

To keep chocolate in
your pockets, billy.

It would melt.

The only thing I keep in me robe

Are terrible, cursed objects!

[Shrieks]

- Like this?

- Yes, exactly like that.

- Oh!

It's a pair of butt-wings!

- No, you simpleton!

It is the mask of the beast!

Whoever puts it on must
be nice, polite,

Friendly, and happy...

Or they will turn into
a terrible, hideous beast!

- Ooh! I want to be
a terrible hideous beast!

Is it working?

Is it working? Is it working?

- You dope.

It won't work on you.

You're already a hopelessly
happy goon all day long.

- Why does it smell like
burning carpet in here?

How many times have I told you

Not to set any pillars of
fire for dramatic effect?

I swear, if I find
a scorch mark up here,

I'm going going to open up
my own personal can

Of powerpuff on you two!

What are you doing?!

- Oh, nothing.

Nothing at all.

- Certainly not hiding
any magical fires, nope.

- Is that smoke?

- No.

Uh, i, uh... - Grim ate beans!

- Oh, yes, yes.

Lots of beans.

Gassy, magic beans.

Deadly magic beans.

Very deadly.

Stay away.
- He's very gassy.

[Farts]
whoo-wee!

Ooh! Pew, I mean!

[Coughs]

- What is this?

- Uh, uh... Orange juice?

- Wrong.

It's an empty orange
juice container.

Somebody drank it all.

Perhaps they want
me to get scurvy

From lack of vitamin c.

- It was grim!

- [Gasps]

- Grim drank the juice,
and he broke your computer

And watched my mom and dad's
special dvd!

- Why, you little liar!

- Well, you're both
going to pay!

This stuff is 5 bucks a gallon.

Fork over the dough so
I can go buy some more.

- [Muttering]

Sorry about the chocolate!

- What an awful little girl.

- Yeah! Somebody ought
to teach her a lesson.

If only there was a way to make
mandy be nice for a change

In a sort of a magical way.

- We're going to pay
dearly for this, billy,

But it's just
too good to pass up.

- [Laughing]

- Mother, I demand bacon.



Trim the fat.

One cup of coffee, black.

Omelet, 3 cheese.

[Brays like donkey]

- [Giggling]

[Laughing]

- Billy, cut it out

Before I yank your
tongue out through your nose.

[Burps]

[Gasps]

- Don't worry, mandy,

The tail makes you look exotic.

- [Growls]

- And the mask is cute, too.

- Uh, what mask?

- Guffaw!

[Laughing]

- Billy, what have you done?!

- [Laughing]

I'd go easy on the insults
if I were you, mandy.

Ha ha ha! Or else!

[Laughs]

- I'll insult you
whenever I want to,

You blithering nincompoop!

Now, tell me what's
up with this mask

Before I crush your
scull like an acorn.

- Ok, mandy.

Let me give it to you
in layman's terms.

Grim and me was
getting sick of you

Bossing us around, see?

So, I put the mask
of the beast on you!

And now, if you keep
being mean to us,

You're gonna turn into
a horrible, hideous monster!

Phbbbt!

- I don't believe this!

Ow!

- [Laughing]

- Number 3,
get back to the tree house

And clean up all
of the number two...

[Door slams]

- Uh-oh, here it comes.

- Get this mask off my face,
and be quick about it,

Or, so help me,
it's bone-meal for dinner!

What's going on here?

- [Sighs]

It's about time you learned
to be civil, young lady.

The mask will come
off on its own

As long as you're
courteous, kind,

And friendly.

- Friendly!

You dirty... Hrrmph!

[Straining]

Fetch!

- Now, this is
one of the more

Up-and-coming neighborhoods
in the area.

- Ooh!

- Are there cyber cafes?

- The only thing I hate
more than neighbors

Are new neighbors.

Hmm.

- Hello, mr. Flower.

Do you mind if I sniff you?

[Screams]

[Billy screaming]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

It's digesting my nose!

[Laughs]

- Seems to be a bit
of a weed problem.

- [Billy screaming]

- So, aside from some
minor gardening issues,

This is the most peaceful,
normal neighborhood

In the west side.

- Stop, you stupid dog!

Stop!

Stop, darn it!

[Braying]

[Tires screech]

[Crash]

- Hey!

So, like I was saying,

You two look like
real east-siders!

- [Laughing]

- [Panting]

- I think we can help you
get that mask off.

Well, I'm listening.

- Say please.

- [Growls]

- [Laughing]

- Plbbbbb.

Pleea... Ssse! Aagh!

[Growls]

[Chokes]

Pleagh!

[Growls]

[Sighs]

[Clears throat]

Pul-ease!

- Ok.

Now say, "pretty please
with sugar and sprinkles

And a marshmallow on top!"

- I'll k*ll you!

[Braying]

- Temper, temper.

Getting angry is not going
to help get that mask off.

- But baking us cookies might.

- Fine.

- Cookies!
- Cookies!

- Boy, grim,

This mask thing
is working great!

- [Sniffs]

I hope she's making
chocolate chip!

- Or buffalo chicken.

- [Panting]

- Ok.

- Now, if we can just do
something about the eyes.

- But not great.

- Oh, that was good!

Oh!

- [Screams]

- Child, control yourself!

That's it!

If you don't start being nice,

You are going to
turn 100% beast!

- Hmm.

I haves an idea.

- [Sighs]

- Oh, there you are.

- Now you're gonna
give us sponge baths.

- Billy's been rolling in
something pretty foul.

So, don't forget to
scrub him down really good.

And don't be afraid to dig
between the vertebrae.

That's where the filth lives.

Wait a second.

I don't think it's going to seem
like a very nice sponge bath

Unless you smile
while you're doing it.

- Oooh!

Yeah, mandy.

Smile.

- Turn that frown upside down!

- Smile, smile, smile,
smile, smile, smile,

Smile, smile, smile,

Smile, smile, smile, smile.

- [Screams]

[Whip cracks]

- Well, we knew this
was going to happen

From the start.

- Yeah, but it was worth it.

- I just hope I don't
need to sit down

For a couple of weeks.

- Well, a girl's gotta
have her principles.

[Brays]

- [Backwards speaking]