01x03 - Mandy the Merciless/Creating Chaos/The Really Odd Couple

[bunniefuu]

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[ Laughing evilly ]

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Evolution doesn't
take prisoners.

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[ Sizzling ]

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[ Groans ]

It's way...
too... hot.

How about keeping
your secretions

on your own side of the couch?

Why are you wiping your face
with my sweat rag?

Ew.

Ooh, that feels kind of good.

What's with you two?

We're hot and bored.

Bored, eh?
I got an idea.

Why don't we look
into the future?

That's always good for a laugh.

You can see into the future?

Of course.

All you need...
is a crystal ball,

a wave of the fingers...

and... ♪♪

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Empress, the new Billy
has just arrived.

Excellent.
Send him in.

Where am I?

Hello, Billy.

Mandy, is that you?

There's something
different about you.

I can't put my finger on it.

Is it your hair?

You didn't notice
I'm now a hideous,

disgusting, worm-like creature?

Are you sure it's not your hair?

I swear, these Billys
get dumber with each cloning.

What happened
to everything, Mandy?

This is the future, Billy.

I now rule the entire Earth.

In my research,
I discovered this worm form

would give me immortality.

You are the latest
in a long line of Billy clones

{\an3}that have been keeping me
company over the millennia.

But I'm the coolest, right?

Here, let me show you
my latest project.

Ah, yes, the slime.

How revolting.

Billy, whatever you do,
don't eat the...

[ Gulping ]
Ahh!

What'd you say, Grim?

Never mind.

This is my laboratory,

where I grow horrible creatures
to combat the resistance.

Boy, look at this guy.

He sure is ugly.

Pbht!

You're an ugly butt.

Ugly butt, ugly butt, ugly butt!

[ Laughs ]

[ Munching ]

[ Belches ]

I lose more Billys that way.

[ Snaps fingers ]

[ Squeaking ]

Did you change your hair, Mandy?

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Everything you see,
Billy, belongs to me.

What's that smell?

It's cinnamon, Billy.

Those are my cinnamon mines.

They are the main
industry of the planet.

The power of cinnamon
has made me

all-powerful and invincible.

There is only one weakness.

If anyone were to discover
cinnamon's polar opposite,

they could use it to destroy me.

Fortunately it's
a well-kept secret.

I want to know.
I want to know.

Please, Mandy, I won't
tell anyone.

I prooooomise.

Well... okay.

Just remember
not to tell anyone.

The polar opposite
of cinnamon is...

frogs.

Now remember...
Don't tell anyone.

You can count on me, Mandy.

I won't tell anyone.

Excellent.

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Hmmm.

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[ Beep! Creak! ]

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Were you followed?

No, of course not.

What kind of boob
do you take me for?

Hiya, Grim!

What you doing?

I saw you sneaking around
upstairs so I followed you.

Hey, what's going on here?

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He's not supposed to be here.

He could jeopardize
our whole operation

and ruin our plans
to overthrow Mandy.

Not to worry.
Billy is a harmless idiot.

See?

Grim, want to
help me pick my nose?

I see.

Why are you helping
the resistance?

I'm so sick of that bossy cow.

I know I'm supposed
to be her friend forever,

but I never realized
how long forever was.

We're almost ready
to overthrow Mandy.

The only missing link is the
polar opposite of cinnamon.

That is the key to our success.

Oh, that's easy.

It's frogs!

Frogs?
Of course.

Why didn't I see that before?

The sum over the kinetic force
multiplied by X, divided by Pi,

over the square root
of 4 equals... frogs.

We attack at dawn.

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[ g*n c*ck ]

[ Honk! Chomp! ]

Give me that!

[ Whoosh! Slurp! ]

[ g*ns c*ck ]

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[ Plop! Plop! ]

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[ Boom! ]

Knock, knock.

Take her down!

[ Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Frogs ribbiting ]

Guards, arrest them.

Wait, I don't understand.
Why didn't the frogs work?

{\an3}Fool. I intentionally
misled Billy about the frogs

so I could bring
the rebels out of hiding.

Take them away!

Except for Grim.

[ Boink! ]

Oh, [Chuckles nervously] hi.

I have something
special in store for you.

For the act of treason
against me,

{\an3}I sentence you to the t*rture
of a thousands vials.

W-W-What's going on?
[ Chattering ]

What are you doing?

[ Knocking ]

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But I was so careful.
How could you have known?

I have my sources.

Yep, I most certainly do.

[ Chattering ]

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Hey there, little ant.

What's the matter?
Are you bored?

[ Squish! ]

[ Chittering ]

He's hurting.

Ooh! I'll give him mouth-to-
mouth resuss-as-affirmation.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Pbbbbbbbbht!

[ Inhales deeply ]

Pbbbbbbbbht!

[ Inhales deeply ]

Pbbbbbbbbht!

What are you doing?

[ Sniffles ]
He's not gonna make it.

I'll be the judge of that.

[ Sniffs ]

Nope.

Nope.

[ Laughs stupidly ]
[ Gulp! ]

Out of the way, beanhead.

We're going fishing.

Ooh, ooh!
Can I go?

No.

Last time you moaned
from boredom the whole time.

Ooh, pleeeeease.
I won't moan.

Cross my heart
and hope to... not live!

That can be arranged.

M-M-Mandy, p-please?

Alright.

But no moaning.

No moaning!

Mooooooooan.

[ Inhales deeply ]
Mooooan.

[ Inhales deeply ]
Mooooan.

[ Inhales deeply ]
Moooooan.

[ Echoing ]
I'm bored!

[ Echoing ]
Bored!

[ Echoing ]
Bored!

[ Echoing ]
Bored!

Bored! Bored!
Bored!

I say, ahoy, there.
Did someone say bored?

Watch your back.

It's Eris, Goddess of Chaos.

That's right, deary...

chaos, discord, disorder,
and all that rot.
[ Whoosh! ]

Cheers.
[ Boom! ]

[ Slurp! Buuuuurp! ]
[ Echoing ]

Oh, dreadful habit.

[ Whoosh! ]

I say...
[ Boom! ]

anyone up for some chaos?

Ooh, ooh, I know!
That's an apple.

Not just an apple, deary.

Whoever wields its secret power
is capable of mass destruction.

Be on your way, child.

Everyone knows
your daddy grounded you

from using that infernal apple.

And without that,
you're powerless.

True, Grim, but Daddy didn't say

I couldn't acquire someone
to use the apple for me.

[ Boink! Crank! ]
Ergh! Ergh!

Someone bored, someone stupid.

Me?

That's right, Billy,

and with you to command
the apple for me,

we shall have all sorts
of crazy fun!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

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Tornadoes to the north.

[ Cow moos ]

Flash flood to the south!

Fire snows to the east!

Leprechauns astride beaver-
tailed babies in the west!

Together we will rule chaos.

[ Laughs ]

I've got to let the dogs out.

Now?

[ Sloshing ]

Great.

[ Motor revs ]

Good riddance.

Maybe now we can fish.

BILLY:
Woof, woof, woof!

Go, boys!
Go play! Be free!
[ Toilet flushes ]

Who let the dogs out?

I did. I did.

Almost done!
[ Toilet flushes ]

Ta-da!

Are you quite finished?

[ Honk! Slam! ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

[ Chickens clucking ]

What do we do now?

Create chaos!

Chaos.

Chaos!

Chaos!

Chaos!

Chaos!

Okay. But I got to change
my clothes first.

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Come on!

[ Whooshing ]

Change your knickers,
[Smack!] and let's go.

[ Patter! ]

[ Laughs stupidly ]

Catch me!
[ Laughs stupidly ]

[ Smack! Thud! ]

[ Laughs stupidly ]

The apple, Billy.

It's time to create chaos
with the apple.

Yeah.
Just one more thing first.

[ Warble! ]

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[ Blink! ]

You're watching the paint dry?!

Shhhhh!

[ Whispering ]
This is the best part.

[ Paint crackling ]

Anything else?

[ Normal voice ]
Let's see...

Let the dogs out,
change clothes,

watch paint dry... Ooh!

[ Screech! ]

[ Thud! Thud! Thud!
Thud! Thud! Thud! ]

[ Click! Click! Click! Click!
Click! Click! Click! Click! ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Blink! ]

[ Warble! Blink! Blink! ]

[ Boing! Thud! Boing! Thud!
Boing! Thud! Boing! Thud! ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Horse neighs ]
[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

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[ Warble! ]

[ Plop! Ding! ]

[ Whoosh! Clatter! ]

[ Cat meows ]

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[ Splat! ]

[ Chattering ]

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Yeeeaah!

I'm ready for the apple!

Eris, I'm ready!

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Ready to help you use the apple!

[ Door creaks ]

Eris?

[ Chattering ]

H-H-Happy... thoughts...

H-Happy... thoughts... Eris,
it's me Billy.

I'm ready for chaos!

Chaos?!

Where?!

{\an3}Yeah! Tornadoes, floods,
baby leprechauns, you know.

Come on, I don't have all day!

[ Screams ]

[ Blam! ]

[ Panting ]

[ Screams ]

Right on schedule.

She forgot this.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Wind whistling ]

How about them apples?

[ Laughs stupidly ]

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Billy: [ Stammers ]
Hey, Mandy!

[ Computer whirring ]

[ Sniffs ]

Y-You want to check out
my new stink b*mb?

It's full of mayonnaise
and skunk oil...

Ooh, and doody, and...

Ew, that stinks.
Get it out of here.

Aww, come on Mandy.

It's rad.

Don't make me hurt you.

Aww, come on.
Let me show you.

[ Chicken head squawks ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Fart ]

[ Gags ]
Ewwww.

[ Coughs ]

[ Nasally ]
Now, that's
a stinky meatball.

[ Gagging ]