01x08 - Billy's Growth Spurt/Hoss Delgado: Spectral Exterminator/Tickle Me Mandy

[bunniefuu]

Hahahaha!

Sometimes you drink the milk
sometimes the milk drinks you.

[Japanese accent]
and now--ha ha--

Our most honorable guest

On the cast iron stomach,

Billy-o!

Hi-yee-ah!

Hi, everybody!

Get out your mixing bowls
and spoons and stuff,

'Cause tonight I reveal
my secret recipe for...

Billy's famous
super gonzo cookies!

Hoo hoo hoo!
Oh, very, very good.

Ok, first thing--
potato chips.

Next, pork wiz...

Donkie donuts...

Teenie weenies!

Strawberry grunties!
Mmm!

Bravo, billy!
You're very clever boy.

Gut b*mb,

Pickle loaf, head cheese,

Chocolate syrup, grape soda,

And pie!

Oh, very good!

Ok. You got to mix it.

All done!
Nothing to it.

Uh, but, billy,

Aren't you going
to bake the cookies?

[Snorts]
I'm not allowed to use
the oven anymore,

But I love to eat
the cookie dough!

[Grunting]

Grim: billy!

Billy! Wake up!

Get up, stupid.

Aaah!

You were only
dreaming.

Ooh! Then I didn't really
make cookie dough
out of tons of junk food

And then eat it
till I got dizzy
and passed out?

[Laughing]

Mandy: billy.

You were supposed
to lay off the junk food.

You know what
this does to you.

[Rumbling]

I think I'm gonna hurl.

[Retching loudly]

Ohhh...i'm sick.

Grim,

Do you know a remedy
for toxic junk food syndrome?

Let me think.

Try granny's famous recipe.

It'll clean the barnacles
right off your beach bum.

My granny's old recipe
would fix him right up.

Oh, we have
no screaming mimis.

We can't make the remedy
without screaming mimis.

I guess billy will
just have to suffer.

Ha ha ha ha!

And where do we get
screaming mimis?

We would need
a dimensional rift

To open up right here
in this kitchen.

[Distant thunder]

[Crickets chirping]

Where are we, grim?

Some outer-dimensional bog--

Just the place to find
screaming mimis!

Hey!
What's the big idea?

Shh! Grim.

[Distant laughter]

Did you hear that?

It's coming
from over there.

Bingo.

[All laughing]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Ohhh!

Time to take
your medicine.

[Monkey screeches]

Are you all right?

Never better!

'Cept...i got
this itch on my back

That I just can't
seem to get at.

Let me see.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

Scratch it, mandy!
Scratch it!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Hey!

[Gasps]

Oh, barf.

What is it? Ooh!

Mandy:
maybe it's a zit.

Let's poke it.

Hee hee hee hee!
That tickles!

That pimple is
staring at us.

I hate that.

What the--

Oh, hello there,
little fella.

My name is billy.

What's yours?

Yop yop!

What have I done?

Yop yop?

What a funny name.

That's a nasty-looking
parasite, billy.

Hey!

Isn't he cute?

Are you insane?

He's a wart with teeth!

Well, I like him.

[Raspberry]

Are you hungry,
yop yop?

Me, too.
Let's go eat.

Yop!

I don't get it.

Granny's formula
should have expelled

All of the toxins
in billy's body.

How about
some sugary treats

With lots of lard
and preservatives?

Yop yop!

Hee hee hee hee!

Snacks should be consumed
in front of a tv
whenever possible.

[Grunting]

[Coughs]

Yop yop!

Yop yop!

I don't suppose
your granny has a antidote

For her remedy?

Well, of course
I do, child!

Give him granny's
heebie-jeebie juice.

[Cackles]

Billy: snack train
coming through!

Woo woo!

[Raspberry]

Ooh! This time we get
all the food groups:

Salty, greasy,
sticky, and gooey!

Give it to him.

Right.

Grim: billy!

We're busy, grim.

We want you to drink this.

Sorry, grim.
No can do.

I'll hold him down.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Come here, you.

Time to take
your medicine.

[Whimpering]

Now you've really had it!

Eeeyah!

[Grunting loudly]

Yop yop?

He's going into
the living room.

Yop yop!

I know you're in there,

You mutant freckle!

[Snickers]

Ah ha!

Now I've got you,
you little goiter.

Ah! Oh!

Aaah!

Get him off me!

Get him off me!

[Grunting]

Mandy:
oh, yop yop,

I have cherry soda
with no natural ingredients.

Aaah!

Don't drink it,
little buddy!

[Loud burp]

Aw, rats.

i wanted that soda.

Hey...

Yop yop doesn't
look so good.

Dump it.

So long, buddy.

[Sniffles]

Yop yop!

Ah, cheer up, grim.

You're gonna have fun
on this field trip.

You might see
someone you know

In the mummy exhibit.

Hee hee! Mummies!
Heh hee hee hee!

Hey, I'm
hoss delgado.

Wanna know
where I come from?

Well, on the rainy,
stormy, foggy nights

When the sinister forces
of evil are loose,

Hoss delgado rides
into town to clean up.

Insensitive jerk.

I've been
bitten by ghosts.

Haunted by gnome rats,

And slapped by vampires.

I think I've earned
a free hotdog.

The mother lode
of supernatural terror!

Hey, you want
the wiener or not?

Man: this lint is from
george washington's navel.

Try not to get
too excited, kids.

We've got 3 more
lint galleries to see!

Let's go!

[Growls]

We're checking out
the dinosaurs.

[Laughing]

Don't tell anyone.

Where you going?

Well...

We're going
to the dinosaurs!

But don't tell
anyone.

Scout's honor.

Hey, wait for me!

Look at this napkin!

Have you seen
this creature?

He's friends with
billy and mandy.

The creature must have
some hold on the children.

Ok, grim,
make 'em dance.

Yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Make 'em dance,
hee!

♪ Oh, we would

♪ Like to save the ocean

♪ Cover our rough skin
with lotion ♪

♪ But we can't,
'cause we're extinct ♪

♪ We'd love
to toast a bagel ♪

♪ Look at paintings
made by nagel ♪

♪ But we can't,
'cause we're extinct ♪

♪ It stinks being extinct

♪ We can't dance
or sing a wink ♪

♪ We can't drive a car
or use a bathroom sink ♪

He's raising an unholy army
of singing dinosaurs.

I'll fix his wagon.

♪ ...find a hat,
but we can't ♪

♪ 'Cause we're ex--

Who do you think
you are, bub?

Name's delgado.

[Sniff]

Hoss delgado.

Spectral exterminator!

Hey, watch where
you're pointing that!

Sorry, this one
won't miss.

[Thud]

You're cruising
for a bruising, pal.

[Raspberry]

Let's see how you handle
a heavy dose of ectoplasm.

I'm sending you back
where you came from!

Really?

Well...yeah!

Oh, happy day!
Ha ha ha!

Fire away, man.

No, no, no, wait.
This is my good side.

Ok.

Today, man!

Aren't you holding
them kids hostage?

Those beasts?!
I'm their hostage.

You?

Ha ha ha!

Congratulations on bringing
such a big-time critter
to his knees.

I'm keeping
an eye on you,

So watch
your step.

Who the heck
was that guy?

h*-h*,
my darling, liz,

You look
delicious today.

h* h*.

Jacque, you should see
a dentist about those teeth.

Oh, yes, i--

All the better to eat
you with, my dear.

Jacque?!

[Growling]

Ah-roo!

Hey, hoser!

Let's rock.

[Yelp]

Billy: no, no, no, no!

Don't leave me.

Quit, reject.

I'm only going to be
gone until tomorrow.

I'm so alone.

[Sobbing]

I'm sure we'll be fine
without mandy for a day.

Shut up!

Dad: ok, mandy,
time to go.

Billy, thanks
for house-sitting
while we're away.

We'll give
you 5 bucks

If nothing's broken
when we get home.

Please, don't go.

You can keep
your dirty money.

See you tomorrow.

Looks like it's
just you and me, billy.

Grim, I'm lonely.

Man's loneliness is
but his fear of life.

Now, beat it. I'm busy.

But I miss mandy.

[Sobbing]

Will you shut up?

[Sobbing]

All right.

[Stops sobbing]

Show me your toys.

These are all
the toys I have.

Ok, let's get to it then.

We're going to make
you a new mandy so
you won't be so lonely.

Yay!

How?

How? I am
the grim reaper, man.

I possess
supernatural powers.

It's all here in
the destruction manual.

Now, how to create
a little girl for
a sweet little billy.

First, we need a head
that looks like mandy's.

Easy.

Mr. Gourdhead.

Uh, let's lose the mustache
and nose piece, shall we?

Okey-dokey.

And now we'll need
something for arms.

Ok.

Arms.

Two legs.

Two legs.

Oh, boy.
What else, grim?

Uh, hair.

Hair. Ok.

Ah, yes. The mouth.

Hey, don't you know?
Mandy never smiles.

I think you're right.

Yay!

Now, step aside.

♪ Boom chocka-locka,
locka locka loom, locka
loom, bah chocka-locka... ♪

She's not alive.

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

Grim: billy, come out and
meet your new friend, mandy.

Play, play, play.

Go away.

Billy, don't be rude.

Hello.

You play.

Play now!

Yeah, sure.

Ok.

Tv man: I'm afraid that she--
she died of a broken heart.

Ok, new mandy.
Let's play tag.

I got you tagged.
You're it.

Hee hee hee.

Hey.

[Wailing]

Play, play.

Uh, no.

These are
expensive
crayons.

Play, play, play!

Hey, give me
that back.

Play, play, play!

[Wailing]

Ok, g*ng.
Dinner time.

[Wailing]

Oh, these kids will
be the death of me.

Good night, grim.

Good night, billy.

Hey, where's she
going to sleep?

The new mandy
doesn't need to sleep.

She'll be up watching
you all night.

Oh.

Ok, mandy.

Give billy
a kiss good night.

[Roars]

Uh, leave
the light on.

Night-night.

[Slam]

[Gasps]

Play! Play!

Billy.

[Slap slap slap slap]

[Billy screams]

Ha ha ha.

Grim: billy.
Billy, it's ok.

You were
dreaming.

Wh-where is she?

I'll show you.

She's downstairs
outside

Waiting for
you to go
play with her.

Play, play, play.

Yeah.

Hey, look!

The real mandy.

Yay! Mandy's back!

Play, play.

Mandy!

[Gasps]

Ok. Who are you?

Hi. I'm mandy.
Want to play?

No, thanks.

Play, play, play.

And by the way...

I'm mandy.

Good-bye, new mandy.

I'm sure you're in
a better place now.

[Sobbing] yeah.

Oh, please. You
didn't even like it.

Well, I love
funerals,

But it's getting
to be that time.

Come on, guys.
Let's see
what's on tv.

[Sniffle]

So long.

Play!