01x12 - Get Out of My Head/Look Alive/Mortal Dilemma

[bunniefuu]

Hahahaha!

I want all of your garmonbozia

Hello?

Who is there?

Oh, hey there, dude.

Hey. Oh, nigel,
you scared me.

Look out!

It's the mummy's ghost.

[Growling]

Aah!

No!

[Growling]

I am the mummy's ghost.

Ooh! I am
the mummy's ghost.

Dude, that monster
took over your mind.

Foolish mortal.
Ha ha ha!

I will eat
your brains.

I hunger
for human flesh.

Nigel: no!

Aah!

Dude, stop!

[Groans]

Gadzooks!
This movie's too scary.

Oh, please.

I've seen scarier stuff
in your toilet.

Yeah.

Hey, can you fly
into people's heads

And make them do
crazy stuff?

Of course I can,
stupid boy.

♪ Look at me,
I'm a kitty cat ♪

♪ I wear a bowl of peanuts

For a hat ♪

♪ If I eat them all,
I will get fat ♪

♪ Blah, blah, blah,
I'm a kitty cat ♪

That was so rad!

Meow!

Could I learn
to do that?

Ha! All you do is jump
into somebody's head.

It's so easy...

Ohh!

Son, it's awfully hard
to read this paper

Through your butt.

Sorry, dad.

Ugh!

Maybe you should go
play outside, son.

You got to jump in
headfirst, stupid.

What are you doing,
you brainless monkey?

Yeeeoww!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Woman on television:
roger, I'm pregnant.

Man on television:
that's the third time
this week.

Hey, bonehead,

You smell.

Go get me a sandwich,
dummy-butt.

Hee hee hee!

Just kidding.
It's me--billy!

I jumped
into mandy's head.

Fooled you, huh?

Hilarious.

Now go fool
somebody else.

Ok!

Hey, irwin!

Aah!

Uh, hi, mandy.

You are
such a cutie.

You--you like me?

Yeah, you rock!
Hee hee hee!

Astounding.

Oh! Ooh!

Hi, mandy's
mom and dad.

Ooh!

I mean, uh,
my mom and dad.

I love you guys.

Are you, uh, feeling
all right, mandy?

Ha ha ha!

[Man yelling gibberish]

Bl-bl-bl-bl!

Bee ba blah blah
blah blah blah...

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

No!

Hey, hey, hey!

[Speaking gibberish]

Ooh, my head.

Hi, mandy.

Uh, you're not mad
at me, are you?

Get...out!

[Sighs]

Gee, milkshakes,
I think mandy

Might be mad at me.

I guess I deserve it
on account

Of all the naughty stuff
I made her do.

I deserve
to be punished.

Touching.

M-m-mandy?

You know, billy,

You can pick
your friends,

And you can pick
your nose,

But you can't pick
your friend's nose.

Yaah!

Ooh! Ow! Eeh-a ow!

Ooh! Ooh!
Hey, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

My eyes, my eyes!

Aah!

Ah, yes. My favorite part
of the day--

The obituaries.

Hmm...nope. Nobody died today.

Let's try
the personal ads.

"Fun-loving female seeks
mysterious, dark stranger.

Must be lively."

Oh! I despise the living.
Curse them all.

[Crunch]

[Barking]

Hey there,
little fella.

You gonna be
grim's best friend?

Yes, sirree!

Hey there, g-man.

What do you want?

Mandy and me went fishing,
and look what I got.

A stick.

You caught
a stick.

Hee hee! I know!

His name is derrick.

Why didn't you
take me fishing
with you?

Hey, you're a big boy.

I don't need to
baby-sit you all day, do i?

Well...

No, I don't.

Besides, it's a full-time job
baby-sitting billy.

Hee hee hee!

Go, derrick, go!

Oops. Derrick broke.

[Gasps]

Hey!

Derrick's got
a brother!

Hmm. Now, what
should I call you,
little fella?

Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
I know.

I'll call you
derrick.

Hello, derrick.
How are you today?

"I'm very well,
thank you, derrick."

Couldn't you get
a part-time job

While billy and I
aren't around?

A part-time job?

Well, there is
one thing I've
always wanted to be.

This is what I've
always wanted to do.

This is what you've
always wanted to do?

Hmm...

But, grim, you're already
a cold, lifeless dummy.

Billy: ooh, ooh!
I know.

Grim wants to be
a window.

No, you idiot.

I want to be
a swimsuit model!

Oh, boy.

I gotta get
new friends.

Look how skinny
he is.

He must have
a great personal trainer.

Ok, let's see.
Very nice. Mm-hmm.

Very nice.

Too small.

Ohh.

Too stupid.

Yahoo!

Too french.

Ew...

Too old.

Bah!

Too bad, too ew...
Too dead.

Too...?

[Grim screaming]

Billy: ooh, yeah!
Oh, just missed.

Ooh! There it is!

Now I've got you,
you little fairy.

Ugh. This is too easy.

Hey, aren't you
supposed to be off
modeling somewhere?

Those blasted people
at the modeling agency

Didn't want to
use me at all!

I can't imagine why.

Hmm. Maybe it's
because you're...

Oh, what's that word?

Oh, yeah. Scary.

Yeah,
and you're ugly, too.

I'm supposed to be
scary and ugly.

Oooh! And his breath
smells, too.

[Gasps]

[Blows]

Well, you'd have
stinky breath, too,

If you were
a rotten bag of bones.

Obviously,
you need some help--

Something us girls
like to call...

A makeover.

Hee hee hee!

Let's start
with the bare bones.

Yah!

Aaah!

Billy: ooh, yeah.
He's got to have skin.

Ooh! And eyes, too.
Ooh! And teeth.

Ooh-ooh! And that!
Put that in there.

Amazing.

Grim: a mirror.
Give me a mirror.

I must see what
you have done to me.

I'm--i'm--i'm...

Blind?

I can't see
a blasted thing.

That's because
you've got

Billiard ba*ls
for eyes.

It takes
a lot of guts

To be a swimsuit
model, grim.

Yep! So I stuffed
your stocking full of meat.

Grim: but if I
can't see--oof!

How do I know if I
look good enough
this time?

Trust me, grim.
You look great.

Really? Do i?

You're gonna
knock 'em dead.

Grim: ooh!
Aah! Eeh!

[Crash]

Come on, billy.
Let's try to catch
the fairy again.

[Screaming]

You are perfect!

You're just what
we need for our new
commercial contract:

Swim swam trunks.

Can you see yourself
wearing these trunks?

Well, actually, i--

Of course you can!

You're going to be famous,
mr. Reaper--

A superstar.

A superstar?

Absotutely!

Just you wait and see.

Grim:
ooh! Uh! Ah!

Billy: uh-uh! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!

Grim is gonna be
on tv.

Grim is gonna be
on tv.

Maybe you should lose
the billiard ba*ls
so you can see.

Oh, yeah.

That's really attractive.

[Surf music playing]

♪ Swim swam trunks,
they're for hunks ♪

♪ Swim swam trunks

For chicks as well!

♪ Swim swam trunks
are really hot ♪

♪ But swim swam trunks
are really cool, as well ♪

♪ Yes, sirree,
swim swam trunks are really ♪

♪ Interesting

Billy: ooh, look!
It's grim! It's grim!

He's a superstar
on tv.

Announcer: are you ugly?
Are you really ugly?

You're
really ugly.

Announcer: avoid being as ugly
as this poor misshapen man.

Buy swim swam swimming shorts.

Swim swam swimsuits.
Buy now!

Buy it now. Buy it now.
Buy it now!

Swimsuit does not actually
make you this attractive
and contains no vitamins.

Some side effects may occur,
such as bleeding from the gums
and ears.

Consult your doctor
before using swim swam.

Hey, derrick
and derrick.

You don't think
your old buddy grim
is ugly, do you?

Good morning, grim!
Time for breakfast!

Most important meal
of the day!

I don't need
breakfast, billy.

I'm the grim reaper.

I just need
my coffee.

Besides, cereal goes
right through me.

So, what
are you shoving

Into your face
now, billy?

"Ingredients: sugar,
cane syrup, glucose,

"Sucrose,
dextrose, fructose,

Fortified hydrogenated
wheat bits, and sugar."

Yeah. Try some.

Are you kidding?

That stuff
will k*ll you.

Yeah, right.
Like you would know.

Hello? What's this?

Hey,
I'm not missing!

I'm being held
hostage by children.

Hee hee! Yeah!
Ha ha ha!

It's humiliating.

What if my friends
should find out?

I'll be
the laughingstock
of the underworld.

Grim! I found you
at last!

What are you
doing here, man?

We got heads
to roll.

Oh, just, uh, having
a little breakfast, man.

[Slurping and gulping]

[Chewing loudly]

So, uh,
who's the kid?

That's billy.

[Gulps]

[Belches loudly]

Cute.

So let's reap
his wretched
little soul

And get the heck
out of here!

I can't.

Can you keep
a secret?

I lost a bet.

You lost a bet?

And now I'm stuck
baby-sitting
these brats

Forever and ever!

So, what would you
have won in this bet?

The soul
of a sick hamster.

Hold it right there.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

What a bonehead!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Stomach rumbling]

Hey, what's with the kid?

[Belches very loudly]

Cheer up, grim.
It's good to be alive.

That's easy for you
to say, billy.

It's k*lling me.

I long for that
old simple pleasure

Of dragging
lost wretched souls

Kicking
and screaming

Down to
the underworld and--

Hello, billy.
Hello, grim.

So, grim,
why the long face?

[Muttering]

Grim's depressed,
mandy.

I long for my
former grimness.

That's so sad.

[Sobbing]

Just bring
your bony buns

Back here
after school.

Bye, grim.

See you
after school.

And no
grim reaping.

Right.
No grim reaping.

But then, could anyone
blame me if I should
happen to witness

Some horrible accident?

It's the end for someone
in endsville, baby!

You're a very careless
little girl, aren't you?

[Horns honking]

[Honking continues]

[Girl panting]

Oh, bile!

Grim: what's this?

A skateboarder
without a helmet?

That's insane.

No, that's perfect!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ow!

Well, that's embarrassing.

Wow. This kid is good!

Hey!

He's very good.

He's headed for that ditch!

This is it! He will
never make it across.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Grim: yes! Yes!

Faster! Faster!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Whoa!

Whoa!

You saved my life.

What can I say?
I like you, kid.

You got style.

Thanks, scary
skeletal dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beat it before
I change my mind.

I've got a reputation
to maintain,

For crying out loud.

[Gasps]

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'm no good at grim reaping.

I'm all washed up.

Maybe it's time
for a change.

I could be good.

I mean, heck,
even I have a heart--

A dead one.

That's it!
From this day forward,

I'm one of the good guys!

Give me the bag,
granny!

Unhand that bag.

Aah!

Thank you,
young man.

That was very brave.

Oh, it was nothing,
really. I--

Aah!

Leave me alone!

I'm too young
to die!

Meow. Meow. Ahem. Meow.

[Yawns]

Oh, won't somebody
please save
our poor kitty

From the horrible tree?

Meow. Me--aah!

Kitty!

I think he's stunned.

Remember, children--
safety first.

Now follow me.

Grim: that driver
is out of control.

I must save the children!

Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, yeah, ha ha ha!

Yeah. Yeah.
Blah, blah, blah--

Hey!
What's going on?

Now maybe he will
pay attention
to his driving.

My dang cell phone
went dead.

What the--

Ooh!

Man: jeez,
I got to be
more careful.

Aah!

[Tires screeching]

[Shouting]

Whew...aah!

Who am I kidding?

I can't be a good guy.

Have I forgotten who I am?

Have I no purpose?

I am grim!

Mandy:
hey, bonehead.

Get your bony butt
over here.

Where have you been
all day?

Why don't you call
if you're gonna be late?

Saliva wants to bury you
in the yard again,

Don't you, baby?

Eh, everybody
needs a purpose.