01x13 - Fiend Is Like Friend Without the "R"/Recipe for Disaster/A Dumb Wish

[bunniefuu]

Hahahaha!

If you are what you eat,

I could be you by morning

Dinobonoids!

Friendship played
an important role

In vanquishing our foe.

Yes, dr. Gaylord.
Friendship is great.

I agree!

Friendship
is a good thing!

All: full on friendship!

Dr. Gaylord: yeah!

♪ Full on friendship, yeah

Billy: my dinobonoidic
super frisboid.

Full on friendship!

Billy:
♪ full on friendship

♪ Full on...

Wow!

The secret lost junkyard
of endsville.

Hey, frisboid,
there you are!

[Rumbling]

[Car alarm sounding]

Ok. Let's get back
to grim and mandy.

Well, I found
his stupid frisboid.

Yeah? Well, here's his
dumb dinobonoid helmet.

It's laying next to this
giant smoldering crater

That was obviously made
by an evil yet powerful force

From the fiery center
of the earth's core.

Hmm. Billy
must've fallen in.

Ooh, he must be writhing

In all sorts of agony
and evil torment.

Yep.

[Whistles]

Hmm. Agony.

Grim: aah!

Oh, shut up.

Hey! Where are we?
Who lives here?

[Evil laughter]

Welcome to the center
of the world.

My name is nergal,

And you two
little guys must be
billy and mandy.

Full on friendship!
Yeah!

Right back at you,
tough guy.

How do you know billy
and mandy's names?

Well, you see, grim,

I've been watching you
and your little pals

For some time now
having fun--

Playing games
with each other

And laughing
together.

So much
friendly fun.

But, you know,
living here alone
in the center of the earth

Can get very lonely.

Nergal: that's why, grim,

I've decided I'm keeping
the kids as my friends...

Forever!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Well, aren't you going
to say anything?

I want to be
perfectly clear
on this.

Exactly how long
did you say

You were going
to keep the kids?

Forever!

Ok! Ha ha ha ha!

Grim: full on friendship!

Full on freedom!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ooh! Friends!
Friends! Friends!

Now, what shall
we play first?

Ooh! I know!

We got to get
out of here.

All right, billy,
let it rip.

Say, billy, instead
of playing baseball
with this freak,

Don't you think we should
be trying to escape?

Nergal: escape?
Escape?

There is no escape!

Who's up
for some jump rope?

Billy: wow! Jump rope!

Grim: ahh. This is the life.
I have the house to myself.

Dinobonerds, I'll show you
full on friendship.

[Toy squeaks]

I...love...you.

Full on friendship,
full on friendship,

Full on friendship.

Friendship,
friendship,
friendship,

Friend--friend--friend--

[Squeaks]

Friendship.

Nergal: 1,002,003,

Mandy: can't you see
that he's getting tired?

Nonsense!
We've only
just started.

Maybe we need to go
a little faster.

What do you think,
pal?

Eh--eh--aah! Aah!

I want to stop!

No. Faster!

Faster!
Faster! Faster!

Grim: not so fast,
nergal.

Grim! What are you
doing here?

We had a--

Shut your pie hole,
you sick little freak.

Me and the kids
are beating it.

You mean you're
rescuing the kids?

Yeah. What's up
with that?

Um, well, I'm just
taking them with me

So I can
eat them later.

Whoa! Grim
is saving us!

Stop that!
I am not!

I hate you
more than ever.

So you're going
to save your friends.

Well, let's just
see about that then,
shall we?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Why, you--

All right.

This has gone on
way too long.

Ow! My knee! My knee!
Ow! Aah!

Come on, billy,
we're out of here.

Yay!

Grim: hey, mandy,
that was a neat idea

Kicking nergal
in the shin like that.

Why didn't I think of that?

Because you have
no brain.

Speaking of no brain,
I wonder where billy is?

Hey, mandy,
that was a neat idea

Kicking nergal
in the shin like that.

Say, did you do something
with your hair?

Hee hee hee hee!

Dismissed.

Ahem.

Listen up, maggots.

It is our mission
as person scouts

To sell
the most cookies

And win
the ultra cookie badge.

These are your weapons:

Zesty flavor pies;

Cream-filled heidi h*'s;

Fudgy fudge cakes;

And chocolate
stinky doodies.

Every box is delicious

And irresistible.

Above all, you must be
cute and adorable.

This is humiliating.

Resistance is futile.

Now go sell
some cookies.

[Doorbell rings]

Well, what do you know.

It's the person scouts.

And I'll bet
you're selling cookies.

That's right,
mister.

How did you know?

Oh, I was a person scout
myself once.

I'm hungry.

So does that mean
you'll buy some, mister?

Well, sure, it does.

Who's at the door, ed?

Not the person scouts!

Uh-oh. Trouble.

Oh, no, you don't.

The last thing we need
in this house

Are some of your gross
person scout cookies.

Heidi h*'s...

Ow!

You're on,
bonehead.

And furthermore--

Ahem.

Pardon me, madam.

Huh?

Our person scout cookies

Are chewy and delicious.

I'll get my purse.

You got to know how to
close the deal, small fry.

The reaper knows
how to close a deal.

Ha ha ha!

We bad.

Eat pepper spray,
you freak.

It doesn't hurt.
I have no eyes.

Aah!

All right.
Can it, you two.

Lady, are we
doing business or what?

You got to know how
to close a deal.

Ok, billy, we need 25 boxes
of cookies. Billy!

[Belches]

You dweeb!

You've eaten
all the cookies!

Maybe I could get
those cookies back.

Whoa!

I can't move.

Mandy: forget it, grim.

You can't cut billy open
to get the cookies.

Huh?

You thought i--

Oh, really.

I was merely trying to
suggest that we bake
our own cookies.

I just happen to have
my great-aunt kali's
recipe

For the best cookies
in the whole universe.

Here's those
secret ingredients
you ordered, grim.

Straight from
the old crone
herself.

Excellent.

So, what are
you making with
this stuff, grim?

[Snickers]

I'm making cookies.

Cookies?
Ah, ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Mandy: grim!

You better not be
up to something, buster!

Now, where are
those cookies?

Grim: patience, child.

After all, one mustn't
rush perfection.

Ha ha ha!

I'll never eat
another cookie
for as long as I live.

Grim: you may want
to reconsider.

Well, maybe just one.

Wait, billy.
It could be poison.

Aw, go ahead.

[Crunch]

[Gasping
and choking]

That's the best-tasting
cookie I ever tasted!

Uh, let me try
one of those cookies.

[Crunch]

These are delicious.

[Muttering]

Hey, mister.

Want to try one
of aunt kali's cookies?

Mmm. Oh, them's
good cookies.

I'll take a dozen
of 'em.

I'll take two dozen.

Heck, I'll take
a truckload!

Wow! What a cookie!

I love these cookies!

Great cookies!

Got to have more.

[All talking at once]

We got an order for
another thousand,
tout de suite!

Mandy: grim!

Stop production.
We've already sold
a gazillion cookies,

And the awards
are tonight.

[Drum roll]

[Music playing]

[Scottish accent]
and now, fellow person scouts,

The moment we've
all been waiting for,

The winners of
the ultra cookie award...

"X" troop!

[Cheers and applause]

And which one of
you little kidlets
is the chef

Who made these
marvelous cookies?

Grim.

Well, step on up
to the microphone,
grim,

And say a few words
to your fans.

[Applause]

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

But I really cannot take
all the credit.

After all, the recipe belongs
to my great-aunt kali.

[Applause]

Thank you, folks.

You make these old bones
very happy.

So tell us,
aunt kali,

What is the secret
to your amazing
cookies?

Well, I am getting on
in years.

I suppose I could
tell my secret.

I put night crawlers,
mashed crickets,

And dung beetles
right in the mix.

[Crunch]

Did you say
dung beetles?

That's right.
Dung beetles.

And night crawlers
and mashed crickets.

[Chuckles]

Crowd: ewww!

Man, those are
good cookies.

Billy,
what are you doing?

I'm spring cleaning.

But it's november.

Besides, I'm trying
to watch my tv show.

Hey, there's no sound.
Tv must be broke.

No, billy.
It's not broke.

It's a silent movie.

So why don't you
get with the program

And make with
the silence, ok?

Ok.

[Motor runs]

What's up with billy?

He's spring cleaning.

But it's november.

Yes. I know.

I hope billy remembers

Not to go near
my secret closet.

Mandy: you mean
the secret closet

That you
made us promise

We would never ever
open and then go in?

Yes.

The secret closet
that contains

That old, dusty
secret trunk?

Yes--the very one.

The trunk
that contains

The terrible
curse?

Yes. The curse
of my family.

The curse,
of course,

Being inside
the trunk.

Yes--in a special
vessel.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! A lamp!

A genie's lamp.

And the curse
is in the lamp,
correct?

Yes.

Ooh, hey, fellas,
look what I found.

It's a dusty old lamp.

All it needs
is a little rub,

And it'll be
as good as--

Uh, hey, mama.

Look at you!
You're falling apart.

You're nothing but bone.

Nothing but bone.

Grim's getting whooped
by his mom.

And who are these

Uh, these
are my friends

Billy and mandy.

Friends!
Since when did you
ever have friends?

Ow!

Stuffed into a tiny lamp--

I have no son!

Go ahead. Drink your
fancy gourmet coffee.

Hey, lady,
what about our 3 wishes?

All right, then--
but just one each.

Now, what do I want
to wish for?

Ooh! Ooh! I know--

A chicken! No, wait.

A talking chicken!

No, um, a battleship!
No, um, a duck!

No! Boy, I wish I knew
what I want to wish for.

A volcano!

Yes, billy,
a volcano.

That's what you'd be
wishing for

If you had
any wishes left.

Now, what do I wish for?

A volcano?

No. That was your wish.

Now, what do--

A chicken! Wish for
a talking chicken!

Look, you already
wasted your wish.

And I'm not going
to waste mine.

Then a duck--
wish for a duck!

No. It's mine.

You know what?

I wish you two
would shut up.

Well, that was
a dumb wish.

[Mother laughs]

Well, the last wish
is grim's, but--

Ha ha ha--

He can't make it
on account of his
zipped-up yapper.

[Mumbling]

Then I suppose

The last wish
goes to me, right?

You got that right,
bambi.

[Mumbling]

I will grant
the last wish

To whoever makes me
the happiest.

Ha ha! I like
this candy's style.

"Gewd morning, mandy.

Love, billy."

Nice try, billy.

[Chattering]

But not "gewd" enough.

♪

♪

♪

♪

[Ragtime music playing]

What the blazes
is going--ooft!

Yah!

[Echoing]

I wish everybody
in the whole wide world

Would go away!

But i--

Hello!

[Echoing]

Hello!

[Echoing]

What have I done?

Everybody has vanished
off the face of the earth.

Because of
that last dumb wish,

I'm alone now.

No billy. No grim.

No grim's mom. Nobody.

Perfect.