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02x15 - Fiesta Time

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Adventures in Wonderland". Aired: March 23, 1992 – 1995.*
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Alice is portrayed as a girl who can come and go from Wonderland simply by walking through her mirror.

02x15 - Fiesta Time

Post by bunniefuu »

Hola, Dinah!
That's Spanish, it means "hello."

I learned it in school today.

We had this neat visitor from Mexico.

He brought us these great pastries.
Churros.

It's kind of like a Mexican donut,
only without the hole.

Mexico is a country
just south of the United States.

Most people there speaks Spanish
instead of English.

[meows]

Actually, Dinah, I think "meow"
is the same in any language.

But cat isn't.

For homework tonight, I have to find out
the Spanish word for "cat."

Knowing different languages
is a good idea.

You can feel comfortable
going to a lot of different places.

Speaking of going to different places...

[theme music playing]

♪ Hold on to your seat
Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Now that we're here on the other side ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ It's a curious place
With a wonderful crew ♪

♪ And you're never quite sure
What they will do ♪

♪ Use your imagination
You'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

[Rabbit shouting]

Pump it, push it, do it right.

Let's get those muscles tight.

Rabbit?

-Rabbit! The mail should be here by now.
-Aah!

-Why haven't you gotten it?
-Just a minute, Your Majesty.

-I'm up to level five.
-So what?

So, an aerobicized bunny
can do his errands quicker.

The quicker the better.

Yes.

[clearing throat]

Oh, anything interesting?

-Oh! Let's see.
-Okay.

-Just the usual. Bill.
-Oh.

-Catalog. Royal occupant.
-Mm-mm.

-Letter from King Ricardo.
-A letter from King Ricardo?

Read it to me,
I'm too excited to read it to myself.

I've been trying for years
for a royal invitation to his kingdom.

-You wouldn't believe the waiting list!
-Good news, Your Majesty.

"King Ricardo requests your presence."

It seems rude to ask but I guess
I could bring him something.

Not "presents" like gifts, Your Majesty.

He requests that you be there,

-that you be present.
-Oh!

In fact, he's throwing a fiesta
in your honor.

A fiesta!

[laughing]

Oh! A fiesta! How exciting.
No one deserves a fiesta more than I do.

What is a fiesta?

-It's Spanish, Your Majesty, for "party."
-Mm-hm.

And a party is a party in any language.

[singing in Spanish]

♪ Or in Nagasaki ♪

♪ A tea party is called chakai ♪

♪ A party is just a party ♪

♪ A party is just a party ♪

♪ No matter who you are
No matter where you're from ♪

♪ A party is just a party ♪

♪ Up in Russia ♪

♪ I think a party is called vecherinka ♪

♪ [singing in Italian] in Italia

[singing in Italian]

♪ A party is just a party ♪

♪ No matter who you are
No matter where you're from ♪

♪ A party is just a party ♪

♪ In any foreign tongue
It just means having fun ♪

Rabbit, take a letter.

Oh!

Tell King Ricardo
that I'm coming to his fiesta.

Yes. Good, Your Majesty.

Won't it be fun getting to use
that Spanish you learned?

Spanish?

Yes. The official language
of King Ricardo's kingdom.

Everyone speaks it there.

You want to say in your letter that...

That I won't be able to come
to King Ricardo's fiesta.

Throw in the usual excuses,

the usual regrets,
and the usual autographed 8x10 glossy.

You've been waiting
for this invitation for months.

-So, what's your point?
-Wait a minute.

You aren't worried about speaking
a little Spanish, are you?

Oh, don't be silly, Rabbit!

In order for me to be worried
about speaking Spanish

I'd have to know a little first.

But, Your Majesty,
didn't you use that book?

How To Learn Spanish in Ten Minutes A Day.

Of course I used it.

You don't think
I'd buy a book and not use it.

I'll have you know, I put in my
ten minutes a day... for one day.

Well, fear not--

Fear not, Your Majesty.
I'll call the royal language instructors.

They'll have you speaking Spanish
in no time.

I don't see why I have to learn
somebody else's language.

Your Majesty, think how much better
people would get along

if they'll all spoke
each other's languages.

If you ask me,
everyone would get along just fine

-if they spoke my language!
-Oh, yes. Yes.

Okay, Your Majesty, repeat after me.

[speaking in Spanish]

It means, "Good evening, Pablo.
How are you?"

Who's Pablo?

It's a name the book uses.
It's not important.

Not important?

How does anybody
expect me to learn Spanish

if I don't know who Pablo is?

[both scatting]

Your Majesty,
you sent for language instructors?

-Yes. Where are they?
-Right in front of you.

Let's get started. Repeat this sentence:

"The rain in Wonderland
falls mainly on the plain."

Hmm? What's that got to do
with learning to speak Spanish?

[laughing]

-Spanish!
-Spanish!

-Oops.
-Oops. In that case.

[scatting]

-Up we fly.
-Ow!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Let's begin with the vowels.

Now in English, they are:

A, E, I, O... Yoo-hoo.

Sorry, I'm having a little trouble
with my vowels.

-I see that.
-Oh, the two of you.

Once again. A, E,

I, O, U.

But in Spanish they're:

A, E, I, O, U.

But in any language,
the vowels are your friends.

♪ The vowels are your friends
On that you can depend ♪

♪ We will instruct you
With the right means to an end ♪

♪ Vowels you'll be speaking perfectly ♪

-♪ Take a deep breath
-Repeat after me ♪

♪ A, E, I, O, U ♪

♪ We'll see how simple it is ♪

♪ In Spanish, you'll be just a whiz ♪

♪ A, E, I, O, U ♪

♪ Now backwards ♪

♪ U, O, I, E, A ♪

♪ Your Majesty, from end to beginning ♪

♪ From beginning to end ♪

♪ The vowels are your friends ♪

[both vocalizing]

And now, the disco.

Uh, isn't it an odd time to go dancing?

Oh, no, Hare.
"Disco" is Spanish for record.

-Oh.
-Okay.

Hatter, you had me believing
you didn't know one word in Spanish.

Well, you're wrong about that.
I know one word.

Now, the way to learn Spanish is,
listen first, then speak. Like this:

[man speaking in Spanish on record]

[speaking in Spanish]

Now it's your turn. Listen, then speak.

-[man speaking in Spanish over record]
-[record slowing]

[speaking in Spanish]

This is ridiculous.
If people speak this slowly in Spanish,

how do they get anything said?

-Uh, Your Majesty.
-What?

-I think the record player slowed down.
-Mm-hm.

Oh. Well.

Did I just hear someone say,
"Hello, do you speak Spanish?"

Yes, it was me, sort of.

[speaking in Spanish]

-You speak Spanish, Mr. Cat?
-Of course.

Why, in some parts of the world,
I'm known as El Gato Cheshire.

Gato is Spanish for "cat."

Would you teach Her Majesty some Spanish?

So she feel comfortable
meeting King Ricardo?

Forget it!

I'm not taking Spanish lessons
from any ato.

Not "ato," Your Majesty, gato.

Whatever.

I found a phrase in my Spanish book
to use when I first meet the king.

[Mad Hatter] Oh. Really?

[clearing throat]

Ah, here it is.

[clearing throat]

[speaking in Spanish]

That sounds good, Your Majesty.
What does it mean?

I don't know. Who cares?
As long as it sounds good.

King Ricardo might care.

You just said
"the elephant eats grapes in the library."

[all laughing]

We're not laughing at you, Your Majesty.

-We're laughing with you.
-I'm not laughing.

-Yeah, true that is.
-That does it!

I'm not going to the fiesta if everybody's
gonna laugh at my Spanish! Oh!

-Were you laughing?
-A little giggle.

-A little chuckle.
-A little guffaw.

Frankly, I don't see the problem.

If the Queen doesn't want to go
to King Ricardo's fiesta,

then that's that.

Oh, but she does want to go.
She doesn't want to say anything.

Wait!

Our queen doesn't want to say anything.

Well, our queen has never before
had to speak another language.

Rabbit, I suspect the Queen only thinks

she doesn't want to learn
another language.

And I suspect you should listen
to this story.

"Once there was a charming chimpanzee
named Ashley.

Ashley was a very happy chimpanzee

because she got to have
a peanut butter sandwich for every meal.

Her father made her
a peanut butter sandwich for dinner.

Ashley's mother made her
a peanut butter sandwich for breakfast.

And Ashley made her own
peanut butter sandwich for lunch.

[bell ringing]

When Ashley's friends
wanted to trade sandwiches at lunchtime,

Ashley would never agree.

'Don't you get tired of nothing but
peanut butter sandwiches all the time?'

asked her friends.

'No. I like peanut butter,'
replied Ashley.

They tried to get Ashley
to try something new,

but Ashley was not interested.

Then one day, Charlie accidentally
dropped a banana unto Ashley's sandwich.

And Ashley got a taste of something new.

And she liked it.

So from then on, Ashley had
a peanut butter sandwich for dinner,

and a peanut butter sandwich
for breakfast.

But for lunch, she had
peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Because Ashley had learned
that it's good to try new things."

So you're saying that the Queen
is just afraid of trying new things.

Precisely. Which is a shame.

Because learning a new language
shouldn't be scary, it should be fun.

Wait! I know. We'll hold our own fiesta
right here in Wonderland.

That'll give the Queen
a fun way to learn Spanish.

Good idea, Rabbit.
And here's a book to help you.

How To Plan A Proper Fiesta,
by Senorita Manners.

Oh!

[both speaking in Spanish]

Yeah...

This is a great story
in the Wonderland Bee.

The person who wrote it is intelligent,

brainy, loaded with smarts.

-And obviously you.
-Of course.

"Continued on page 12."

-Hey, where's page 12?
-Over there.

But I wasn't finish with the story yet.

Dum, I was hoping you'd finish
reading the paper by now.

We're supposed to use them
to help make paper mache.

How else are you gonna have a piñata?

♪ Every fiesta has simply got a ♪

♪ Have its own fun piñata ♪

♪ A little wire, some paper mache ♪

♪ Stuff it good and say ole ♪

♪ Filled with candy, filled with prizes ♪

♪ Hanging in the air ♪

♪ Wear a blindfold, swing a bat ♪

♪ And soon there's goodies everywhere ♪

♪ Piñata, piñata
I'm glad we got a piñata, piñata ♪

♪ Filled with a lot of good things ♪

♪ Que bueno
Who could say no to a piñata ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Every fiesta has simply got a ♪

♪ Have its own fun piñata ♪

♪ A little wire and some paper mache ♪

♪ Stuff it good and say ole ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Ole ♪

Rabbit, make a note.

-This tree needs pruning.
-Pruning.

-And this one's showing signs of root rot.
-Root rot.

And this one has moss problems.

Moss problems?

Don't you mean mas problemas

which of course is Spanish
for "more problems."

No. I mean moss problems.

The tree has moss growing all over it.

Where did you learn how to speak Spanish?

I just saw that one little phrase
in your Spanish book.

Well, cut it out! I don't want to hear
one more word in Spanish.

Hola, Your Majesty!

Oh, don't you hola me!

I'm in no mood for foreign languages!

-What's that?
-It's a piñata, Your Majesty.

A piñata? What does that mean?

You'll have to look it up
in your Spanish dictionary.

What? Why, the very idea!

We'll tell you this much.
It's for the Wonderland fiesta!

I thought if we had a little fiesta,

it would be a wonderful way
for you to learn Spanish the fun way.

-Ain't that a good idea?
-No! I think the idea is crummy!

By the way, that's English for crummy!

-Oh!
-But, Your Majesty,

we've already started planning
the big fiesta.

Oh. Then, go ahead and have one.

Just have it without me! Oh, harrumph!

Oh, that? She didn't mean that. No.

You fellas go right along
with your piñata. I'll talk to the Queen.

I still can't figure out why
out of all the people in Wonderland,

Rabbit put me in charge
of the fiesta's hat dance.

Uh, because you're a Hatter.

Why would that have
anything to do with it?

The question is,
which hat should we use for the hat dance?

-A dunce cap?
-You'll feel stupid.

Oh, yeah.

-A campaign hat?
-I vote no.

-Ten gallon hat?
-See here.

-Oh, you're a quart low.
-Oh. Okay.

Uh, let's see. A baseball cap?

-Why not?
-Why not indeed.

[Mexican hat dance music playing
over record player]

[music stops]

Well, that hat didn't work very well.

I think you're supposed to dance
around the rim of the hat, not on it.

-Oh.
-And if I'm not mistaken,

people usually used sombreros
in hat dances.

-Some what?
-Sombreros.

Oh, great. I haven't danced with a burro
who didn't step on my toes.

Not some burros. Sombreros.

Like this one.

Oh!

[Mexican hat dance music playing
over record player]

-Ole!
-Ole!

Ole!

Oh, harrumph. I've waited forever
to be invited to King Ricardo's kingdom.

And now I can't go just because no one
there speaks the Queen's English.

Oh. Maybe I could give Spanish
one more try.

Okay. Let's see.

"Where do you live?"

[speaking in Spanish]

"Pablo."

Oh, not Pablo again!
I still don't know who this guy is.

Now I'm supposed to care
where he lives? Oh.

Hola, Your Majesty. What's up?

Or should I say? [speaking in Spanish]

Nothing's up. Why is everybody
speaking Spanish to me?

Maybe everybody is bilingual.

-Everybody's buying what?
-Not buy as in shopping. "Bi" meaning two.

If a person is bilingual
it means she can speak two languages.

Oh, la-di-da.

Now, if you're planning on going
to King Ricardo's fiesta...

Which I'm not.

...I have just one thing to say to you.

[speaking in Spanish]

What? How dare you say that to me?

Of all the shocking, scandalous,
outrageous--

-What's it mean?
-I'm not going to tell you.

You're not? Why, I'll, I'll, I'll...

bet you're not catty enough
to say that again.

Oh, no.

[speaking in Spanish]

Adios!

Adios yourself, Cat.

That cat think he's so smart.

I'm going to translate this
into English right now.

And once I find out what he said,
the fur is really going to fly.

Okay.

This fiesta isn't much fun
without the Queen.

Especially since she was the whole reason
we threw it.

Yes, it's a shame she's not here.

Although, it does mean
more churros for us.

Any word from the Queen?

Nada. Which of course
is Spanish for "nothing."

Look what she's missing,

all because she's afraid she'd look
foolish speaking in another language.

-Huh. Imagine not wanting to look foolish.
-I can't.

Yeah. Well, I don't what else to do.

The Queen has locked herself in her room
all afternoon and she won't come out.

Who said I won't come out?

Oh, Your Majesty, your outfit.
Does this mean what I think it means?

If you think it means
what I think you think it means

then it means what you think.
I think. Oh, never mind.

Where's the Cat?

-Mi amor, you called?
-Yes.

I want a few words with you.

And I want everyone to hear them.

Oh, this ought to be good.

This afternoon, the Cat knew
I was afraid to go to that fiesta,

and that I wouldn't know
what to say to King Ricardo.

-Do you know what this cat said to me?
-Did he say,

"The creation of a thousand forests
starts with one acorn"?

-[all] Huh?
-No! He said,

[speaking in Spanish]

-[all gasping]
-Your Majesty, there's a child present.

Don't be silly.
There's nothing wrong with what I said.

And you'd all know that
if you spoke Spanish.

It simply means, "It's a pleasure
to meet you, Your Majesty.

I really like speaking your language."

[all] Oh.

I thought it would be
the perfect thing to say

when you were introduced to King Ricardo.

It is.
And it was nice of you to give it to me.

Even if you did trick me
into translating it.

Translating it? Does that mean
you speak Spanish now?

Of course I speak Spanish.

A little Spanish.

♪ "Go bilingual" is my motto ♪

♪ I call my cat "gato" ♪

♪ It's true, I'm just learning ♪

♪ But to know more I'm yearning ♪

♪ Yo hablas Espanol ♪

♪ I say, of course I speak Spanish, ole ♪

♪ I know that donkeys are burros ♪

♪ Some pastries are churros ♪

♪ And nothing is nada ♪

♪ And I love enchiladas ♪

♪ Not "how are you"
Instead I'll say ♪

[speaking in Spanish]

♪ "Go bilingual" is my motto ♪

♪ I call my cat "gato" ♪

♪ It's true, I'm just learning ♪

♪ But to know more I'm yearning ♪

♪ Yo hablas Espanol ♪

♪ I say, of course I speak Spanish, ole ♪

That's why you locked yourself
in your room all afternoon.

You were learning Spanish.

[speaking in Spanish]

And now that I'm at the Wonderland fiesta,

I'm going to learn a lot more
and have fun doing it.

Ole!

So then, let's start with the word
"piñata."

-Piñata?
-[all] Ooh.

Traditionally made with pottery
or paper mache,

the piñata is broken open at celebrations

-like this one.
-No! What?

Nobody's gonna break open
something this beautiful.

But it's filled with candy and prizes

Oh! Gangway!

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, Dinah. Guess who my favorite gato is?

Don't tell me you don't know
what "gato" means.

I'll give you a few hints.

Little pointy ears, whiskers
and a long fluffy tail.

That's right, Dinah, gato means cat.

And you're my favorite cat
in any language.

Let's play.

[theme music playing]

♪ That's all for now
But we'll see you again ♪

♪ Come back real soon
Now that we're all friends ♪

♪ Where every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪