02x16 - Hair'em Scare'em/The Girl With Green Hair

[bunniefuu]

Dinah, I hate my hair.
Look at it. It's just awful.

Why can't I have hair like my friend Kim?

Hers is so curly
and all the way down her back.

[Dinah meows]

You don't know what I'm talking about.

You don't have hair. You have fur,
and it's always fluffy and soft.

But mine is so...

so...

ordinary.

Well, I know just where to go
to get away from ordinary.

[theme music playing]

♪ Hold on to your seat
Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Now that we're here on the other side ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ It's a curious place
With a wonderful crew ♪

♪ And you're never quite sure
What they will do ♪

♪ Use your imagination
You'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

[humming]

Right. Okay.

Hare, I've lined everything up I need
for my remarkable,

extraordinary, never-to-be-forgotten...

shampoo.

Since it is a special order for the Queen,
it's gonna be the best I've ever made.

Isn't it the only shampoo you've made?

How true that is.

Oh. Well, you hand me everything I need.
Okay, let's go. Bubbles.

Oh.

That's cute, Hare.
Let's get the bubbles in the... Hare!

-Sorry. Bubbles.
-That's alrighty. Okay.

-Brightener.
-Brightener.

-Oh!
-Oh, boy...

-Phew. Okay.
-Phew. Here we go.

Hair conditioner.

Not air conditioner. Hair conditioner.

-The Queen wants healthier hair.
-Oh.

Vegetables are healthy.

Great idea, Hare.

We'll make an organic shampoo
using vegetables.

-Lettuce, carrots, cucumbers.
-Mm.

Oh, boy!

You can guess what we add next.

-Thousand Island and croutons?
-No. My secret ingredient. Shh.

-What's your secret ingredient?
-No idea. That's why it's a secret.

Ah.

[both humming]

Whoa!

-Beautiful.
-There. It's done.

Hatter's hair-raising shampoo.

[upbeat music playing]

-♪ This is the only shampoo for your 'do
-♪ Who will use it

♪ The list will read
Like a book of who's who ♪

♪ They won't refuse it ♪

♪ They will choose it then reuse it
The Hatter's hair-raising shampoo ♪

♪ Made of many special things
What luster it brings ♪

♪ Why, your hair sings its own praises ♪

♪ Just one wash and you'll see
Hair the world will envy ♪

♪ The Hatter's hair-raising shampoo ♪

♪ The only thing you need to do ♪

♪ Is put it in your hair
But use it with care ♪

♪ For you will look ♪

♪ As wondrous as you dare to ♪

♪ With Hatter's hair-raising shampoo ♪

♪ The Hatter's hair-raising shampoo ♪

[both] Phew.

Hatter, there's some left over.

Oh, well. Maybe the Dormouse
would like a shampoo.

-Yes?
-Would you like a shampoo?

No, thanks. I'm meeting a friend for golf.

Golf? Would that by any chance be
miniature golf?

Mini.

Big joke.

Great. Now who are we going to get
to try out my new shampoo?

Hi, Mr. Hatter, Mr. Hare.

[both] Hi, Alice. [both gasping]

Alice.

-Tea? Crumpets? Rinse?
-Shampoo? Or dry?

What a coincidence.
I've been unhappy with my hair.

-[both] Why a coincidence?
-You offered to do my hair.

-Oh! Well, that's because today's the day
-Oh.

I created Hatter's hair-raising shampoo.

If you made it for Hare,
is it all right for me to use it?

Why does... Oh!

Not Hare there. Hair here.

Oh. I'd love to try it.
Anything to make my hair look better.

[both speaking indistinctly]

-Perfect. Yes.
-Hi, Hatter. Hi, Hare.

-[Mad Hatter] Hi, Dee.
-Alice?

Is that you under there?

Yes. I'm having my hair done.

Oh, what about you, Dee?
I think we can squeeze you in after Alice.

No, thanks, Hare.

On my way to meet my brother
and I have a delivery for the Queen.

Oh! Would you make a delivery
for me too, please?

The Queen needs this to do her hair.

Shampoo?

No. We've got plenty.

[Dee laughing]

[dryer humming]

Her hair should be dry by now!

And beautiful!

I don't know why I didn't start
my own line of hair products years ago.

[dryer turns off]

I know why.

It feels so soft. How does it look?

Like never before.
Everyone will be green with envy.

What do you think?

Oh, well, I like the green.

The sheen. Sheen.

It positively sparkles like diamonds.

-More like emeralds.
-I wanna see.

No!

Mr. Hatter!

Your shampoo dyed my hair green.

I wouldn't exactly say it's green,
you know?

Of course, there is a green-ness to it,

but green's a good color on you.

Oh, my gosh, Hare!
Do you know what this means?

Alice can't wear an orange scarf?

No. If the Queen uses the same shampoo,
her hair will be dyed green.

And Dee's on his way to the palace
with some right now.

[both shouting]

Wait!

What about my hair?

Right.

I'll stay here and try to get
the green out of Alice's hair.

-You retrieve the shampoo.
-Don't worry.

I'll get it back.

When it comes to the Queen's hair,
I never say dye.

[whistling]

Good, Dee. You're here.
So you brought your lunch too.

No. Oh, this?

Some shampoo the Hatter wanted me
to deliver to the Queen.

Got to get this picture taken

if we expect to get it to Granny
by her birthday.

All it takes is one, two, three, cheese.

We wanna make sure it's a good picture.

Have we ever taken a bad picture?

Come to think of it, no.
We're picture perfect.

♪ Do you remember those baby pictures
Relaxing on the couch just so? ♪

♪ We were two perfect posers
Even then we were ready to go ♪

♪ And everybody ooh'd and aah'd
And then they ooh'd and aah'd again ♪

♪ Because we were ♪

♪ Picture perfect ♪

♪ And how about the high school yearbook?
Man, what great shots we both took ♪

♪ Perfect smile
Perfect pose ♪

♪ We should have been models
Goodness knows ♪

-♪ Maybe we still should
-You suppose? ♪

♪ Oh, yeah
We were ♪

♪ Picture perfect ♪

♪ Straight on or in profile
We don't need any props ♪

♪ We pull out all the stops ♪

♪ These shots today
They can't be any better ♪

♪ We've got it truly down
Truly down to the letter ♪

♪ The pose and clothes
The smile and the style ♪

♪ The hook is in the look
And we won it by a mile ♪

♪ I almost hate
To give these prints away ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ We were ♪

♪ Picture perfect ♪

One of those will be good enough

-to send to Granny Tweedle.
-No doubt.

Dee!

Still have that bag
Hatter gave you for the Queen?

I had to do this first,

-so I'll take it to her right away.
-No! It will be a disaster.

Aren't you exaggerating a bit?

It won't be a disaster
if it gets there late.

No! It will be a disaster
if the shampoo gets there at all.

-It's a Hare thing.
-You know what I'm saying.

Hatter, I got the shampoo back.

Have you gotten the green
out of Alice's hair yet?

Well, the green's all gone.

How true that is.

This is even worse than before.

No. Before, it didn't have as much bounce.

Lucky for us, I was able to retrieve this
before it got to the Queen.

Oh, lucky indeed.

Imagine how mad she'd be
if she'd washed her hair

with a ham and cheese sandwich,
coleslaw and a pickle.

Mr. Hare, you brought back the wrong bag.

I'll say. I hate mayonnaise on ham.

This is Dee's lunch. I took the wrong bag!

And Dum still has the shampoo.

What a circus.

Oh.

Stop!

Thank goodness you still have that bag.

I was afraid you would have given it
to the Queen.

Why would I give my lunch to the Queen?

That's not your lunch.
Dee mixed up your bag with his.

Inside is Hatter's shampoo for the Queen.
Which would make a bad lunch.

It does include lettuce, carrots
and cucumbers.

You're right. Here's your shampoo.

Here's your lunch.

Hey.

There was cheese on this before.

Oh, well. You know the Dormouse.

Chop, chop, chop. Never can be the...

Now let me see here.

Looks like all the lunch
I'll need for the field trip.

Although, on the other hand,
we are visiting an awfully...

big field.

Well, better to be safe than sorry.

Oh, yes.

[groans]

-Ever have one of those mornings?
-One of what mornings?

One where you make some shampoo
with a friend, but it turns hair green.

You've given it to somebody,
you get somebody's lunch.

You get blamed when the cheese
gets swiped off the sandwich.

Actually...

no.

But I am curious
as to whose hair turned green.

-Alice's.
-Well...

that reminds me story.

"This is a tale of a planet called Clone.

The lifeforms on Clone
were very proud of themselves.

From green heads to purple toes,

they liked the way they looked.

Then one day, Clone 978 was born.

As 978 grew up...

it became clear there was a problem.
You see, 978 was a little...

different.

'No. We don't want different,'
said all the other clones.

They shunned the pink-haired clone.

978 started a rumor that pink hair
was a sign of intelligence.

The rumor spread, and, one by one,

the other clones started
dyeing their hair pink

because they wanted
to look intelligent too.

And for the first time, 978 fit right in.

But looking like all the other clones
was no fun.

And soon 978 had blue hair.

Other intelligent-looking clones
chose 978 as their leader

because they couldn't tell
anyone else apart.

You see, even though they had pink hair...

they were not as smart as they looked."

Well, thanks for the story, Caterpillar.

I have to get back
to see if Alice's hair has changed colors.

Say, how's it going back here?

Well. uh...

Say...

how did you get her hair
to stand up like that?

That wasn't hard. After it turned purple,
I gave her a mirror.

I'm starting to think you'll never
get my hair back to normal.

What a big mistake this was.

Doesn't look like a mistake to me.

Because your fur is purple.

Exactly. That's why I think your hair's
the cat's meow.

Cat's meow?

If Dinah saw this, she'd hiss.

Look. If people can have hair
that's strawberry blond,

why can't you have hair
that's grape juice purple?

I don't want it to be purple.

Why not enjoy it while you can?

You know what they say.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.

[laughs]

I sure hope it's gone tomorrow

because right now, I'm in the middle
of a bad hair nightmare.

[pop music playing]

♪ As if it wasn't bad enough
To have my hair turned green ♪

♪ Now he's made it purple
You can see just what I mean ♪

♪ The confidence I had in him
Has washed right down the drain ♪

♪ I liked my hair much better
When it was natural and plain ♪

♪ He's given me quite a scare ♪

♪ Look at my poor hair ♪

♪ It's such a mess up there ♪

♪ This has turned into
A bad hair nightmare ♪

♪ He's cooking up a formula
A new experiment ♪

♪ I want my old hair color back
I wonder where it went ♪

♪ These gizmos and these doodads
And these strange ingredients ♪

♪ Are making me quite nervous
And they don't seem to make sense ♪

♪ He's given me quite a scare ♪

♪ Look at my poor hair ♪

♪ It's such a mess up there ♪

♪ This has turned into
A bad hair nightmare ♪

♪ A bad hair nightmare ♪

Now don't worry, Alice.
I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.

He's not kidding.

Whoa.

Hare, I meant... I meant

that I haven't given up on changing
Alice's hair color back to normal.

-Oh.
-By the way,

I trust you got the Queen's shampoo
back from Tweedle Dum?

Yeah. Just look in here
and tell me what you see.

Uh, mushroom sandwich, mushroom chips
mushroom cheesecake and a banana.

Mr. Hare, you brought back
the wrong bag again.

I hate to sound critical,

but how many things are you two
gonna goof up in one day?

I think there's a few...

Is that a trick question?

Well, it seems to be all here...

[gasps] except for the cheesecake.

Oh, well. You know the Dormouse.

Indeed. Now as to your bag,

you can just say toodaloo to your shampoo.

Rabbit came by on his way
to pick it up from Hatter,

so I did you both a favor
and just gave it to him.

That's not a favor. That's a disaster.

When she uses that shampoo,
her hair will turn green!

Why is green hair such a disaster?

I mean, after all,
green is the best color for anything.

-Hatter!
-Hello.

We've got a problem with the shampoo.

It can wait. First, take a look
at Alice's beautiful blond hair.

Sorry, Alice.

How did you do that?

I just gave the chair a little spin.

Like this.

I meant, how did you change her hair
back to its normal color?

Oh! I just whipped up a little of this,
a little of that,

and then the blond came right back.

Did you manage to retrieve
the Queen's shampoo?

Hmm? No, that's the problem we have.

We've got to get to the palace
before the Queen dyes her hair green.

For goodness' sake.

Why didn't you say that
the minute you got here?

Rabbit!

We have to get that bottle of shampoo
back from you.

I already gave it to the Queen.

But, Mr. Rabbit,

if she uses that shampoo,
her hair will turn green.

I'm sorry, Alice.

I thought you said
when the Queen uses that shampoo,

her hair will turn green. [laughing]

I did.

I know what we can do.

If we leave now,
we can be halfway out of Wonderland

before the Queen's finished rinsing.

Not so fast you two!

Look what your shampoo did to my hair.

It's green.

-Let me just explain...
-The shampoo...

And I love it.

[all] You do?

-She does?
-Yes!

It took getting used to,
but after a while, it grows on you.

-Like grass.
-Oh!

Besides, I was tired
with the way my hair looked before,

I was ready to try anything.

So why shouldn't I be the Red Queen
with the green sheen?

♪ Ooh, aah, ooh, aah
The green Red Queen ♪

♪ Singing about the Queen
With the keen green sheen ♪

♪ I'm looking lean and mean ♪

♪ And full of self-esteem ♪

♪ I'm the Red Queen with the green sheen ♪

♪ All fashions I transcend ♪

♪ I'm setting a new trend ♪

♪ Don't you think my hair
Is just the living end? ♪

♪ I've got tomorrow's look right now ♪

♪ Yes, I'm the cat's meow ♪

♪ Ooh, aah, ooh, aah
The green Red Queen ♪

♪ Singing about the Queen
With the keen green sheen ♪

♪ I'm looking lean and mean ♪

♪ And full of self-esteem ♪

♪ I'm the Red Queen with the green sheen ♪

♪ Thank you, Hatter
Thank you, Hare ♪

♪ Now the world's gonna stop and stare ♪

♪ Don't you think this look
Is way beyond compare? ♪

♪ I've got tomorrow's look right now ♪

♪ Yes, I'm the cat's meow ♪

♪ I'm the Red Queen ♪

♪ With the green sheen ♪

Thank goodness my hair's still the same.

I was afraid it might have changed again.

You heard me right.

I've decided I like my hair the way it is.

It could be a lot worse.

I've decided there's not one single thing
I'd like to change about my hair.

It's ordinary,
and that's the way I'm going to keep it.

See? Look at your fur. Yours is beautiful.

[theme music playing]

♪ That's all for now
But we'll see you again ♪

♪ Come back real soon
Now that we're all friends ♪

♪ Where every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪