03x20 - Card 54, Where Are You?

[bunniefuu]

[mellow music playing]

I'm going to trade Brian in
for another little brother.

Look what he did.

He smashed the prettiest shell
in my shell collection.

I was going to take the collection
to school and show it to my class.

As I was about to leave downstairs,

I set it on a chair for a second,
and [makes cracking sound],

that clumsy brother of mine
sits on it. [groans]

Then he says, "No big deal,
just get another shell."

Another shell?

Dinah, it took me years
to get all the shells.

And the collection isn't worth anything
if one is missing.

Or squished by a little brother.

I was going to get to school early
to show the collection off to my friends.

But now...

Fortunately, I know just the place to go
when I have a little extra time.

[theme music playing]

♪ Hold on to your seat
Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Now that we're here on the other side ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ It's a curious place
With a wonderful crew ♪

♪ And you're never quite sure
What they will do ♪

♪ Use your imagination
You'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

Breakfast is served, Your Majesty.

Wait a minute, Rabbit.
That's not my regular cereal, Special Q.

No, Your Majesty.

I thought, for a change, you'd like
to try something a little different.

Carrot Crunchies?

Yes, Your Majesty.

Just one serving provides the recommended
daily allowance of vitamins and minerals.

And the only leading brand
that helps you see in the dark.

-Hello.
-Oh, Alice.

Hi, Alice.

Just in time to see
how much Her Majesty loves

the new breakfast cereal I found for her.

Rabbit, this stuff actually
tastes like carrots.

Isn't it amazing, Your Majesty?

They finally captured
the delicate flavor of carrots

in a healthful breakfast cereal.

Rabbit, I like carrots
just as much as the next queen,

but on my salad, not in my cereal bowl.

-And what in the world is this?
-Oh! There's a surprise

inside specially marked boxes
of Carrot Crunchies.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ There's a surprise inside ♪

♪ More fun than buried treasure ♪

♪ From out of the blue ♪

♪ An unexpected pleasure ♪

♪ A surprise inside ♪

♪ And it's just what you'll need ♪

♪ To make your day complete ♪

♪ Satisfaction guaranteed ♪

♪ Eat up and shake it ♪

♪ Turn it all around ♪

♪ Open it so carefully ♪

♪ And reach on down ♪

♪ Feel along the edges ♪

♪ And in the middle too ♪

♪ There's a special present ♪

♪ Waiting just for you ♪

♪ There's a surprise inside ♪

♪ More fun than buried treasure ♪

♪ From out of the blue ♪

♪ An unexpected pleasure ♪

♪ A surprise inside ♪

♪ And it's just what you'll need ♪

♪ To make your day complete ♪

♪ Satisfaction guaranteed ♪

♪ A surprise inside ♪

After the taste of the cereal,

I don't know
if I can take any more surprises.

Oh, look. "Free inside this box,

Famous Bunnies of Filmland trading cards."

-Which one did you get, Your Majesty?
-Who cares?

[gasps] Rabbit Redford.

I just loved him
in All the President's Bunnies.

Let's see. "Card 83. Collect all 100."

Well, why in Wonderland
would somebody go out of his way

to get all 100 of those silly cards?

Collecting trading cards is a hobby.

An interesting activity to do
in your spare time.

Well, I certainly have better things
to do in my spare time.

Of course, collecting trading cards
can be very, very profitable.

Profitable? What do you mean?

By profitable,
I mean it can earn you a lot of money.

I know what profitable means.

I want to know how it can be profitable.

Trading cards can be a worth a lot of
money if you have every card in the set.

Yes. Well, I just read
where someone sold a complete set

of Famous Bunnies of Filmland
trading cards for 10,000 wobucks.

Ten thousand wobucks!

Give me that! It's my trading card.

Now I only have 99 more to go.

Ooh!


-Hey, hey, hey!
-Hey, hey!

Just come from the grocery, Rabbit?

What was your first clue?

You don't mind if my brother and I
sneak a little snicky snack, do you?

Maybe open up just one box of cookies?

I didn't buy any cookies.

Rabbit, with all these bags?
There must be one box of cookies in here.

Carrot Crunchies.

-Carrot Crunchies.
-Carrot Crunchies?

Fellas, fellas, do you mind?

Tampering with the royal groceries is
forbidden, prohibited and... not allowed.

Whoa, what did you do?
Buy a thousand boxes of Carrot Crunchies?

Don't be silly.

I only bought 332.

[both] Oh.

When it comes to breakfast cereals, maybe
the queen should try a little variety.

Yeah. Something different,
something else, something new.

[hip-hop music playing]

-♪ If you fall into a rut ♪
-♪ Break from your routine ♪

-♪ Examine all your choices ♪
-♪ You know what we mean ♪

♪ Try, try, try ♪

♪ Try a little variety ♪

♪ Try, try, try ♪

♪Try, there's so very much to see ♪

♪ Try, try, try ♪

♪ Try a little variety ♪

♪ Now, there's sunshine in the morning
And the stars are out at night ♪

♪ It takes summertime and winter
To make everything just right ♪

♪ Sometimes I wanna taste it sweet
Sometimes I want sour ♪

♪ Sometimes I take a bubble bath
Sometimes I take a shower ♪

♪ The fun is in the choosing ♪

♪ There's so many ways to go ♪

♪ I do some things really fast
I do other things ♪

♪ Slow ♪

♪ Yo! Try, try, try ♪

♪ Try a little variety ♪

♪ Try, try, try ♪

♪ Try, there's so very much ♪

-♪ Come on! ♪
-♪ Try, try, try ♪

♪ Try a little variety ♪

♪ Yo! ♪

Rabbit, since when does
Her Majesty like Carrot Crunchies?

She doesn't.

Oh!

She just wants the trading cards inside.

Well, somebody's gonna have
to eat all these Carrot Crunchies.

Oh, that's not a problem.

I never tire of eating Carrot Crunchies.

[Red Queen] Come on, eat up.
Crunch, crunch.

We're only halfway through,

and we haven't even found
the prize inside yet.

You too, Alice.

But Mr. Rabbit and I have already
eaten our way

through ten boxes of Carrot Crunchies.

Eleven.

Your Majesty,
couldn't we just dig through the box,

pull out the trading card
and toss the cereal?

Rabbit, I'm shocked.

As you know, we have one rule
about food at the palace.

No ketchup on waffles?

No. The rule is we never waste food.

Ah!

There's a Famous Bunnies
of Filmland trading card.

Oh. Oh. Ooh.

"Card number 40. Julia Rabbits."

Oh!

Oh, here's another one. Oh!

Oh. Hey.

"Card number 9. Jack Rabbit Nicholson."

I already have this one.

Just because you go
through 11 boxes of cereal

doesn't mean
you'll get 11 different trading cards.

Right. Because the cereal company
puts in duplicates.

Cards that are alike.

Oh.

Well, I guess that just means

that somebody's going to have to eat
through a lot more boxes of cereal.

Don't look like such sad sacks.

I don't expect the two of you
to gobble all these boxes.

-You mean we can stop eating?
-No.

I mean, I'll get you reinforcements.

Ah, Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee.

I'm so glad you could be my guests today
for an elegant luncheon.

I hope you brought big appetites.

I did.

Only thing I've had to eat
is a bowl of cereal.

Looks like I'll have another for lunch.

Oh, not just one.

You're going to keep eating cereal

until I get all 100

of those Famous Bunnies
of Filmland trading cards.

Some elegant luncheon.

All right, everyone, dig in.

[comical music playing]

Oh!

Oh!

Alice, eat. Eat.

Oh. [giggles]

All right, all you guys, take a break.
I said, take a break.

Take a break!

Uh, sorry, Your Majesty,
we couldn't hear you.

You see, Carrot Crunchies stay crunchy,
even in milk.

Never mind, I stopped you

because I've gotten
every prize out of every box.

Now you have all 100 trading cards,
Your Majesty?

Oh, let me see.

According to my calculations,
I have... 99.

Ninety-nine?

Which card am I missing?

Card 54, where are you?!

Must be in one of the boxes
back at the store.

Impossible.

I ordered Rabbit to buy every box
of Carrot Crunchies. Rabbit!

You did buy up every box
of Carrot Crunchies, didn't you?

Oh.

Funny you should ask, Your Majesty.

You see, when I got to the cereal aisle,
Hatter was there

and he asked me if I could recommend
a good breakfast cereal.

I recommended Carrot Crunchies,
and when he said--

Oh! Don't tell me you let
Hatter buy a box of Carrot Crunchies.

[inaudible dialogue]

Uh, Your Majesty,
Mr. Rabbit asked me to tell you

that he did let Mr. Hatter buy a box.

And he didn't think
you'd yell at a little girl.

Oh!

But these cards won't be worth
two hoots and a holler

if I don't have a complete set.

I've got to get Card 54.

Hmm. Well, let's see what we think
of Rabbit's favorite cereal.

Uh-huh. Oh. Mm-hm.

[both] I like it!

They finally get
the delicate flavor of carrots

in a healthful breakfast cereal.

Look. Free inside this box
of Carrot Crunchies

is a Famous Bunnies
of Filmland's trading card.

I have a complete set
of Famous Mice of Filmland trading cards.

My favorite's Meryl Squeak.

-So which card did we get?
-Ooh. A Bob Hop.

"Collect all 100."

-This one's Card 54.
-[Red Queen] Excuse me.

I couldn't help noticing that you have
a Famous Bunnies of Filmland trading card.

Couldn't help noticing from 15 yards away?

Sharp eyes, Your Majesty.

It's from eating those Carrot Crunchies.

Anyway, I was just curious...

Not that it's really important.

-...which card did you get?
-"Bob Hop. Card 54."

Card 54?

That's the one card that I need. Mmm.

Oh, really?

You don't, by any chance,
collect the cards, do you?

No. But I like it.
Maybe I'll start a collection.

Good idea. Start a collection.

I'll trade you two cards for that one.

[both] Nah.

-Five.
-No.

-Fifteen.
-No.

-Seventy-two.
-Thanks.

-But no, thanks.
-Wha--?

-♪ It's been dreamy ♪
-♪ Just divine ♪

-♪ But we won't accept a dime ♪
-♪ We really truly love our card ♪

-♪ To give it up would be a crime ♪
-♪ Crime ♪

♪ So it's thanks, but no, thanks
That's the way we're gonna play it ♪

♪ Thanks, but no, thanks
How many ways are there to say it? ♪

-♪ Well, in France they say "merci" ♪
-♪ It's "danke" in Germany ♪

-♪ And there's always "efcharisto" ♪
-♪ Well, that's just great to me ♪

♪ Oh, we'll have to beg off
We have no interest, you see ♪

♪ It's thanks, but no, thanks
I think we both agree ♪

♪ Thanks, but no, thanks
That's the way we're gonna play it ♪

♪ Thanks, but no, thanks
How many ways are there to say it? ♪

-♪ "Gracias" is Spanish ♪
-♪ "Arigato" is Japanese ♪

-♪ And when they're grateful ♪
-♪ It's "duō xiè" in Chinese ♪

♪ No matter how we say it
Even though you wear the crown ♪

♪ It's thanks, but no, thanks
'Cause we're turning you down ♪

♪ Thanks, but no, thanks ♪

♪ We're turning you down ♪

Look, this is my final offer.

If you act now, not only will you receive
that award-winning actor Rabbit DeNiro,

but I'll throw in this great action hero,
Arnold Schwarzenbunny.

Aren't you going to an awful lot
of trouble to get one trading card?

Wait.

This card isn't valuable, is it?

No, it's not worth anything.
At least not by itself.

Oh, but the card is valuable
if you have the other 99.

Hare, since it was this easy
to get the hard-to-get card,

it shouldn't be hard
to get the easy-to-get cards.

Right, Hatter.

I think we've got ourselves a new hobby.

[upbeat music playing]

Caterpillar, you wouldn't happen

to collect Famous Bunnies of Filmland
trading cards, would you?

No. I collect stamps.

It's a very interesting hobby.

Why, did you know that stamps--?

Oh, stamps schmaps.

I don't have time for another hobby.
I'm having enough trouble with this one.

I started collecting these trading cards
and I've got all but one.

Why don't you enjoy the ones you have?

I can't. I want that last card.

Until I get it,
I'll be a crabby collector.

Sounds to me
like you're getting a little carried away

with your collecting.

I think you'd better listen to this story.

"Once there was a cavegirl named Evelyn
who wanted a hobby.

But she didn't know
which hobby she wanted.

She tried saber-toothed tiger training.

-[roaring]
-[screaming]

She tried prehistoric painting.

She even tried tar-pit gardening.

But all of these left Evelyn
with a sinking feeling.

Finally, she stumbled
upon the perfect hobby.

Evelyn told her family,
'I'm going to start a rock collection!'

Soon, Evelyn's room was filled
with her rock collection.

Evelyn was having so much fun
collecting rocks, she didn't want to stop.

In fact, she started
collecting bigger rocks

and bigger rocks

until, finally,
there was no room left in the cave

for Evelyn or her family.

And so Evelyn learned a valuable lesson.

Collecting can be a fun hobby,

but to let it get out of hand,
you'd have to have rocks in your head."

So do you see my point, Your Majesty?

I sure do.
I've been going about this all wrong.

As long as other people
can buy Carrot Crunchies,

there's a chance some chucklehead
will get the trading card I need.

From now on, I'm going to see to it
that every box of that cereal

is delivered to the palace.

Hmm.

Where is Rabbit?

He should be back
with that supply of Carrot Crunchies.

If we're lucky, he got lost.

Your Majesty, have you seen
the nifty trading card Hatter got?

Don't get my back up, Cat.

Everyone knows that that is
the one card I need for my collection.

Oh, come now, Your Majesty.

There are better trading cards out there
than Famous Bunnies of Filmland.

There are? Like what?

Like my own personal trading cards
with my picture on them.

[Red Queen] There's nothing on this card.

Look again, Your Majesty.
It's a perfect likeness.

La!

Oh!

Here you are, Your Majesty.

Carrot Crunchies direct from the factory.

Finally. Card 54 has to be
in one of these boxes.

Ah, the prize.

Rabbit, what's this?

It appears to be
a nitromethane-burning, top-fuel dragster

with some spiffy flames
painted on the side.

No. What's it doing in my cereal box?

It's supposed to be
a Famous Bunnies of Filmland trading card.

Your Majesty, it says the prize
in this box is a scale-model racing car.

"Collect all 500."

Uh-oh. Looks like the cereal company
changed the prize.

But they can't do that to me. They've got
to keep giving away trading cards.

At least until I get Card 54.

Oh, harrumph!

All these boxes have racing cars in them.

If I'm gonna get a complete set

of Famous Bunnies
of Filmland trading cards,

I'll have to grovel
in front of the Hatter and the Hare

to get their card.

Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted.

Because you would never grovel or stoop

or throw yourself at the feet
of any of your subjects.

Oh, get real, Rabbit.
To get a complete set

of Famous Bunnies of Filmland
trading cards,

I'd grovel in front of the duchess.

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, we better go after her.
She seemed a little excited.

Well, isn't anyone going to come with me?

Uh, no, we have
something very important to do.

-Yeah, very important.
-We have to be there.

Open it.

And the bonus?

Hatter? Hare?

I've got to have that trading card.

I won't take "no" for an answer.

Sheesh. Who gave up the throne
and made her queen?

Uh, but, Your Majesty, we're happy
with the card we've got.

Then name your price.

Come on.

Everybody's got a price. What's yours?

Will you let us use
the royal swimming pool?

-Well, okay.
-Okay.

Will you let us use
the royal bowling alley?

I guess so. Give me the--

Will you let us move into the palace
and rule all of Wonderland,

-answering to no one, not even yourself?
-Not in a million years!

You can't blame us for trying.

Okay. Here, Your Majesty,
the card's yours.

Alice. Look, I finally got Card 54.

That's great, Your Majesty.

Finally, a complete set.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Now, every cup must have a saucer ♪

♪ And every bowl must have a plate ♪

♪ Every right shoe needs a left shoe ♪

♪ And every sock must have a mate ♪

-♪ Well, I'm set ♪
-♪ You're set ♪

♪ With a complete set ♪

-♪ I'm set ♪
-♪ You're set ♪

♪ I've got all the gifts to get ♪

♪ I won't ever use a single card
Sister, you can bet ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm set
I'm set with a complete set ♪

♪ Now, every train must have an engine ♪

♪ And every bat must have a ball ♪

♪ Every sailboat needs a sail ♪

♪ And every dollhouse needs a doll ♪

-♪ I'm set ♪
-♪ You're set ♪

♪ With a complete set ♪

-♪ I'm set ♪
-♪ You're set ♪

♪ I've got all the gifts to get ♪

♪ I won't ever lose a single card
Brother, you can bet ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm set, I'm set, I'm set ♪

♪ Oh, I'm set, I'm set ♪

-♪ I'm set ♪
-♪ You're set ♪

Oh!

Now I'll bet my collection
is worth 10,000 wobucks.

It's all because of this card.

Oh, my card!

[card whistling through air]

[Red Queen gasps]

My card! My card!

It fell into Hare's Carrot Crunchies.

Returning from whence it came.

Oh, look at it.

It's a soggy mess.

My collection won't be worth anything.

With that card, it might be worth a laugh.

How true that is.

I'm sorry, Your Majesty.

I feel just terrible.

Yeah, so do we.

And if we thought it'd make you feel
any better, we'd give you this.

-Card 54. Where did you get a duplicate?
-Oh, you know how these things work.

The company goofs up
and puts two in one packet.

Now that you've learned your lesson,

that collecting is fun as long
as you don't let it get out of hand,

we're sure you're not interested
in this card at any price.

Wait. If you give me that card,
I'll let you use the royal putting green.

I'll throw in the royal whirlpool.

You could even use the royal weed whopper.

Dinah, I decided I'm going
to take my shell collection to school.

-[meows]
-I think I got a little carried away

with the idea
of having a complete collection.

I still have a beautiful bunch of shells,
even if one's broken.

Now I can enjoy the fun
of collecting all over again

because I have to replace
the shell Brian sat on, don't I?

Okay, maybe I don't.

[theme music playing]

♪ That's all for now
But we'll see you again ♪

♪ Come back real soon
Now that we're all friends ♪

♪ Where every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪