06x05 - Company Halt/Anger Mismanagement

[bunniefuu]

Ha ha ha!

Revenge is a dish best served
with corn.

Hello!

How are my precious little
babies doing today?

Would you like some wa-wa?

Hmm? Would you?

Hmm? I bet you would!

There you go.

Hello.

What's this?

Hmm. Seems like some naughty dog
has left me a nasty surprise

In my prized purple pansies!

Whew!

I feel like I just dropped about


[Train whistle blows]
what did you do to my

Pansies?

We're marching right over to
your house this instant, and

We're telling your parents!

Unh!

Mind if I play through?

I hate my neighbors
with every fiber of my being!

That boy gets me so... Crazy!

Look at me.

I'm so mad, I'm shaking!

Ohh!

[Teeth chattering]
i... Need to settle down...

And relax.

[Music playing]
ahh.

So much better.

[Rumbling]
aah!

I think this is the place,
chief.

Look, chief.

It's skarr.

Eh... Eh... Where... Ohh.

Hello, general skarr.

Eh, who's there?

Surprised to see me again?

[Gasp]
hector con carne!

Ok, skarr.

Let me fill you in on the 4-1-1.

I am reassembling evil con carne
and giving the whole world

Domination thing another try,
and I need somewhere to build my

New ultimate weapon of
destruction.

But why my house?

Because who in their right
mind would ever suspect a

Perfect suburban home to be the
headquarters for a vicious g*ng

Of villains trying to take over
the world?

How could you afford all
this?

I thought evil con carne went
bankrupt.

Uh... Let's just say i...

Borrowed the money from an old
friend.

[Gulp]
[gasp]

[Gasp]
my swear money!

So, what do you say, general
skarr?

You in?

I'm sorry, hector, but I am
through being your lackey.

It was always "skarr, do this,"
and "skarr, do that."

"Skarr, dive in front of that
laser for me, will you?"

Well, my evil con carne days are
over, and there's nothing you

Can do about it!

[Doorbell rings]
excuse me for one moment.

[Ringing]
what?

What do you want?

I was bored, so I thought I'd
come by and share my love.

Get off of my property!

[Ring]
do you wax your head?

[Ring]
my underwear smells.

[Ring] I did a nasty
in your garden again.

[Ring]
for the last time, stay away

From me!

[Gasp]
hello, mother.

If that's the way you feel,
fine!

Then maybe I will.

Good-bye!

[Growl]
skarr, baby, what's wrong?

It's that annoying little
neighbor boy who consistently

Gets on my nerves.

I'd do anything to rid myself of
that boy forever.

[Mumbling]
[snickers]

Except that.

I can't even believe you
suggested that, sicko.

Wait.

If you join me again, I'll see
to it myself that we permanently

Dispose of your little nuisance
altogether... Permanently.

Along with the other
neighbors, too?

Eh, sure, why not?

Then I accept!

Excellent!

Evil con carne shall rise
again... Permanently.

[Laughter]
but if you touch my garden,

I'll hurt you.

[Indistinct]
seriously.

Lay off my garden, or I'll hurt
you good.

Hurry up in there, ghastly!

You've been in there for over an
hour!

There's more than one person
living in this house, you know!

All right, all right.

I'll be right out.

It takes time for a girl to look
her best.

You think all this is an
accident?

Yes, a hit-and-run accident.

[Grunting]
hey!

I was next to use the bathroom!

Ahh.

Bathroom's all yours, skarr.

[Flies buzzing]
[music playing]

Ooh! A gardening show.

Leave it on that channel,
hector.

No.

The control is in my hand now,
and I don't feel like watching a

Stupid gardening show.

But it's my house!

Too bad.

The rule is, whoever has the
remote has control of the tv.

So there!

Ooh, look!

A gardening show.

Oops! Too bad.

Maybe when you have the remote,
you can watch it.

Hey, look.
There it is again.

Oh! Sorry, skarr.
Ah! What do you know?

A gardening show.

Oops, my finger slipped.

Give me that remote!

No fair!

I was watching tv.

It's my house and my remote
control.

You're being immature, skarr.

Now let go!

You let go!

There!

Mine at last, and there's
nothing you can do about it.

Bah!

Let's see you try and watch
tv now!

Eh.

I didn't feel like watching
television, anyway.

Hector and ghastly are
driving me crazy!

I don't know how much more I can
take it.

They're getting to be even more
annoying than that neighbor boy

Who was the whole reason I
rejoined evil con carne.

Now I'm wondering if I made the
right decision.

What should I do?

Someone tell me what to do.

You should make friends with
billy...

And give him lots of candy and
ice cream and junk,

And let me do whatever I want.

Uh, I mean, let him do whatever
he wants.

You're right, talking garden
gnome.

Maybe I am making the wrong
decision.

Wait a second.

There's no such thing as talking
garden gnomes!

Come back here, you!

[Billy yelling]
[skarr yelling]

Hey, grim.

You seen billy?

He was bored.

So he went to bug skarr for a
while.

Better him than us.

Still, I get the feeling that
something suspicious is going on

Over at skaar's house.

It's almost as if skarr and his
houseguests are preparing for

Something.

You might be right, grim.

Skarr does give me these strange
crazed looks every time I walk

By his house.

Yeah!

Me, too.

In fact, he's doing it right
now.

So, skarr, are you ready to
see the greatest, most powerful

Weapon ever imaginable?

Yes!

Bust it out already, man!

There's a small boy that needs
disposing of.

Ghastly, if you please.

That's it?

That's what you've spent
countless weeks working on?

All that time and money gone to
waste on a rubber band?

Why, that thing couldn't hurt a
fly, let alone... Ow!

What'd you do that for?

You could have shot my other eye
out, woman.

Now, skarr, imagine that, but


It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

I knew you'd like it.

I'm having these built by the
hundreds as we speak, and with

This here remote control device,
I'm able to control them and

Launch a full-scale rubber band
attack on the city.

I love you so much, hector!

Yeah... I love you, too,
skarr.

[Grunting]
grim!

I'm open!

Grim! Grim!

Throw it here!

Come on, grim!

Aah!

Nice catch, nerdo.

What's going on, grim?

What's happening?

I have no idea, mandy.

I'll go take a look.

We're dead.

Attention, citizens of
endsville:

Long have you considered me an
outcast in your neighborhood,

Ignoring me as I wave to you,
purposely walking your dogs past

My yard so they can defile my
beautiful lawn.

Now it's your turn to pay!

Hector, now!

[Screaming]

Grim, zap those machines with
your scythe.

I knew they were up to no
good.

Time to teach them a l...
Aah!

Well, I tried.

Have fun being blown to bits.

I'll be inside watching
television.

Mandy, what are we gonna do?

They're destroying everything!

Not everything, billy.

Look.

Skarr's garden remains
untouched.

I got a plan.

Soon the whole neighborhood
will be in ruins.

Nothing can stop us now.

Hey, bear butt, bet you can't
hit me with one of your stupid

Rubber bands!

Bear butt?

Prepare to be destroyed,
little boy.

My garden!

My glorious garden!

I told you to stay away
from my garden!

You knew it was the only thing I
had of any importance to me!

What you talking about,
general?

I'll k*ll you.

I'll k*ll you.

Get off of...
It wasn't my fault!

The chief is gone!

Let's get out of here!

Wait, you fools.

I'm not dead.

Come back here and finish
destroying the neighborhood!

You idiots!

Well, skarr, you missed your
chance at world domination.

That's ok, sonny.

I learned that's not what I want
anymore.

My only true love is my garden.

I must say, it is beautiful.

Thank you, grim.

That's very kind of you.

Ugh!

Your prize roses taste awful!

I can't believe I ate them all!

Why, you little...
Come back here!

Just wait till I get my hands on
you.

No one eats my roses but me!

[Billy yelling]
you can't run forever, boy!

You're bound to get tired soon!

Aah!

I'm sorry, mr. Burgerstein.

Computer says there's no jobs in
fast food publicity right now.

Next!

You already lost the job I gave
you this morning?

I don't think a snake
charming career is right for me.

So, snake charming's not
right for you?

Petting zoo attendant's not
right for you.

You don't know how to pet.

Pet like me!

Being a clown wasn't right
for you.

You don't know how to be a
clown.

Clown like me!

Laugh, little children!

Laugh!

What job is right for you,
mr. Skarr?

Well, there is one job that
would be right for me:

Dictator of the world!

Heh!

Are there any openings for that
job?

Computer says no!

Computer also says you have to
attend anger management classes

If you ever want to work again!

So report to this address
tomorrow morning!

Oh, jeez.

Thanks a lot, computer.

Computer says,
you're welcome.

Next!

This must be the place.

[Elevator music playing]
oh, no.

What a big surprise.

General skarr.

What are you in for?

I stared at the detention
monitor with such continuous

Intensity that he ran in terror.

[Gulp]
uh, what about you, grim?

I enjoy my job a little too
much.

[Ringing]
howdy, peace partners!

My name is larry, and I will be
your guide on the journey to

Find inner peace and
tranquility.

And, oh, by the way,
I think you're all

Super-fantastic!

Let's get started.

Great news, everyone!

I have the questionnaires you
all filled out, and it says here

That when a group of children
don't respond to your requests,

General skarr,
you would enslave them.

Well, no, no, that's no good.

A better answer would have been:
celebrate them!

And, grim, when someone hurts
your feelings, you shouldn't say

You would "wipe their soul black
with your icy cloak of horrors."

No.

You should say you'll wipe it
with a warm rainbow of

Happiness.

And finally, mandy, if someone
acts rude to you, now, don't

Wish them a humiliating demise.

Wish them lasting life filled
with ice creams and jellybeans.

[Chuckle]
only stooges like ice cream

And jellybeans.

Wait a minute.

I love ice cream.

And I love jellybeans.

Are you calling us stooges?

Yaah!

Whew!

Ohh, that was close.

Those types of weapons are not
allowed in this class.

Now, please place them on the
desk.

Mmm?

In this class, we use peacock
feathers!

Ha!

And bubble g*ns!

Heh!

Now, if someone annoys you, you
won't cause them any harm.

Hey, how come I don't get a
weapon like those two stooges?

Your mind is the greatest
weapon of all.

I don't think it's fair if
those banana brains get weapons

And I don't.

Have you ever heard of the
expression, "k*ll them with

Kindness"?

Heh heh!

What if I feel like k*lling
grim and skarr with something

Else?

Ok, ok!

That's enough with the feather
and bubble g*n.

Ok, now, if someone says or does
something rude to you, just try

Counting to 10 instead of
getting mad.

Ok?

Let's give it a try.

Mr. Grim, sometimes I think
that...

Well...

That you're not a very nice
person.

That's it?

Shh!

No words. Just numbers.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,


Super duper, mr. Grim!

Oh, h*!

Now, mandy, sometimes I also
think that you're not...

Uh, not, uh...

Well, not a... Not a very nice
person.

Uh, duh.

Shh!

Only numbers.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,


Wow!

That was wonderful.

You're really making progress!

General skarr, you're not a very
nice person!

Aah!

Easy now, tiger.

Ehh!

Count it out.

[Sigh] 1, 3, 4,


You missed number 2.

I'm not a fan of number 2.

[Stomach rumbling]
sounds like number 2 is not a

Fan of you.

Uh... I'll be right back.

I think that went really
groovy!

h* h*!

Aah!

We have a guest.

I'd like you to meet this cute
bunny rabbit.

Petting a bunny can be a great
way to release anger and stress.

Pet my belly.

Pet my belly!

Ok. Mandy's turn.

Pet my bunny rabbit face.

Yeah!

Great job, mandy.

Give my bunny tail a pet!

Great job, guys!

Don't you think that was pretty
good, mr. Bunny?

Meh.

You're probably asking
yourself, "hey, larry, why do we

Have tvs strapped to our heads?"
These aren't tvs, silly.

They're brainwave visualizers.

They broadcast thoughts.

Now, let's see what's on my
mind.

See?

This is my happy place.

Now let's see if we can see your
happy place.

You go first, general skarr.

Ohh... Oh, ok.

Now, let's see what...
What grim's thinking.

A cemetery is your happy place?

Well, what do you expect?

I am the grim reaper.

Right.

Mandy?

Let's try it again.

Let's try it again.

This time, try thinking of
happy, cute kittens.

[Meowing]

Again with the cemetery, grim?
It's a pet cemetery.

You all listed the same person
as "most annoying" on the

Questionnaire.

For your final exam, I asked
this person to stop by.

He should be here any minute.

[Knocking on door]
that must be him!

[Gasping] um... Hello,
billy!

What can I do you for,
professor?

I just need you to be
yourself.

You know, act like you do in
your daily life with grim,

Mandy, and skarr.

No problemo, your hiney-ness.

Here we go.

Ehh!

Oh, no!

It's... It's... It's... Aar!

A food...
Floss...

Fling!

Food floss fling!

Food floss fling!

Food floss fling!

[Yelling]
pbbt!

Pbbt!

[Yelling]
[growling]

Oh, no, I can't watch.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,


You did it!

You passed!

You used what I taught you.

I have your diplomas, but I left
them in my sweet van.

Come on, let's go get them.

Plus, I can show you my sweet
van.

Sweet van, larry.

Thanks.

Well, your diplomas are out here
in the back.

I'll just open her up.

Hey!

That hamburger person parked
pretty close to my van.

Hey!

You mind moving your car over a
bit?

It's a little close to my van.

I asked if you'd move your car
over.

Look!

Just move your car!

Move your... Just get...
Move your stinking car!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,


Aah!

[Growling]
[gibberish]

Holy moley!

He's totally going to hurt that
guy!

He's going to get pickles and
special sauce everywhere!

[Siren]
[larry yelling]

Wh-why, no.

No, wait. Wait, no!

No! No!

No!

[Crying]
no!

Well, there goes my diploma
and my new career.

Maybe, skarr, although larry
did drop his keys.

So much?

We like you,
maybe even love you.

Really?

You're not just saying that so I
won't k*ll you, are you?

Oh!

No one has ever told me that
they loved me before.

You don't know how happy that
makes me to hear you say that.

I love you, too!

I don't love him.

I don't even like him!

I agree.

Me, too!

I was just saying I liked him to
be nice.