03x07 - Quack to the Future/OctoPepe

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(STUTTERING) Boy, I sure do
love my new laptop.

Yeesh!

You've had your snout buried
in that computer all day.

You're missing the beauty
that is Mother Nature

Just look at her.
She is a total babe.

(GROWLS)

And my computer's not
too shabby either.

It's so fast and smart

It's like it has a mind
of its own. I love it.

Oh, fargle-bargle! (SIGHS)

-(COMPUTER BEEPING)
-(GASPS) Oh, no!

My computer says there's
a freak winter storm

heading to this area right now.

What, are you crazy!
The weather is perfect.

It'll be here any moment.

We, uh, gotta get outta here
before the storm hits.

Ah, storm-shmorm.

(WIND BLOWING)

(BEEPING)

Say, where am I?

Some kind of sci-fi convention.

Or a basketball player's house.

- No, you are in--
- Ooh, I know,

- it's a super trendy night club.
- No.

You are
at a scientific laboratory.

I am Mel-9000.

And the year is 2173.

That was my next guess.

The world as you know it
has ceased to be.

The machines you were using
woke up

and took over the world.
Robots now rule the earth.

And we have enslaved
all creatures on the planet,

so we can harvest them
for their energy.

In other words, you have lost
and we have won.

We robots are far
more superior than you.

(SNORING)

Hey, wake up.

Huh, wha? Oh, man,

I was dreaming I was camping
on ice cream mountain.

Now that you are free
of cryogenic stasis,

we will have to study you.
Don't worry.

This will only hurt
a considerable amount.

Any last words, lower life form?

Yeah! This is a load
of fargle-bargle.

What! How did you know
the password to the restraints?

No idea. It's just
a thing I say.

Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo.
Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Oh, lookie here,

a futuristic skateboard.

I'm gonna shredder like cheddar!

Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Wait, stop!

That robot is the Minister
of Education.

DAFFY: Whoo-hoo.
Whoo-hoo.

Look Mel, no hands. Look.

(DAFFY YELLING)

- Whoops!
-You fool!

What have you done!
Minister, speak to me?

Two plus two is

malnu... (MALFUNCTIONS)

Hey, a vending machine.

Argh! These things never work.

Stay with me, please.

Stay with me! Hah!

(SHORT CIRCUITS)

Give me my chips.

Stop it! That's General Avery.

He's in charge of our military.

Good thing I brought
spare change.

Go here.

DAFFY: Whoa! (GRUNTS)

How do you like that?

That bucket of bolts
stole my money.

I'm still hungry.

Ooh, smoky barbeque.

My favorite.

Hey, well, I haven't gone
to the bathroom in 150 years,

so, I might as well.

Hey, wait,
that's the throne room.

Yeah, I know. That's why
I'm going in there.

But that's where
our king is housed.

A little privacy, please.

Darn thing won't flush.

I left the seat down
for you, princess.

Royal Highness, please, please

tell me you are okay?

I have been compromised.

Sweet entertainment system, bub.

You will be punished
for your deplorable sins.

Guard, guard!

No games, no tunes?
No apps!

What kind of computer is this?

This is ridiculous.

Now the whole thing
is freezing up.

Oh, fargle-bargle.

You shut down my drones.

How did you hack the mainframe?

Uh!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey! A fridge!

I could go for a drink.

(SCREAMING)

Porky, what are you doing
in there?

As I told you, we are harvesting
his energies.

We robots run on the energy
of Earth creatures, like you.

But you can't harvest Porky
for energy.

He's barely got enough
for himself.

Don't worry, Porky.
I'll get you out.

Your puny muscles
won't help you.

These pods are impenetrable.

Oh!

(PANTING)

Besides, I'm the only one
who can open these pods.

-(DAFFY GRUNTING)
- Stop!

DAFFY: Fargle-bargle.

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Password
accepted.

Pod doors opening.

Hey! It worked!
You know,

you really should use
multiple passwords.

(STUTTERING) Where am I?

Daffy! You saved us!

You saved us all.

Daffy! Daffy!

ALL: Daffy! Daffy!

- Oh, please folks,
- Daffy, Daffy!

- No need to thank me.
- Daffy, Daffy.

- Daffy, Daffy!
- It was no biggie.

ALL: Daffy! Daffy!

- PORKY: (SHOUTS) Daffy!
- Huh?

Daffy, wake up.
You fell asleep in the water.

As I was saying, my laptop is--

Now what did you do that for?

I just saved the world.

Again!

Oh, fargle-bargle.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Greetings, leaders of the world,

it is I, Elmer Blo-Fudd,

coming to you from
my secret underwater lair.

Unless you deposit
one gazillion dollars
into my bank account,

I will bring the world
to its knees

by unleashing
my typhoon machine.

Wait a minute,
that's not my typhoon machine.

Sorry, we thought you said,
"Baboon in jeans."

Can we do that again?

(LAUGHS)

That's what I'm talking about.

Now watch as my typhoon machine
unleashes untold devastation.

(LAUGHING)

(BEEPING)

This drought has made
it impossible for my
dadgum crops to grow.

Whoo-hoo! The rain has come.

It's a miracle! A miracle,
I tells ya!

Oh, whatever. You get the idea.

I will use my typhoon machine
to destroy the world

unless you give me
one gazillion dollars.

Blo-Fudd, out.

That was pretty good,
right guys?

Demanding but malicious.

That message
was sent 24 hours ago.

And it's why you're in
a submarine headed
for Blo-Fudd's base.

Now you gotta destroy that
typhoon machine and stop
that madman!

Elliot out!

That was pretty good,
right guys?

Pleasant yet professional.

(MUMBLES IN FRENCH)

Just once I'd like
a weekend off.

Look at this, I was on
the hunt for a super villain,

but instead I find
a super woman.

Double Le Pew.

I should have known you'd be
trying to save the world at
the same time as me.

- It is true.
- Sorry, Le Pew,

but I must wave goodbye.

Like the ocean,
she is salty.

(ALARM)

It appears we have company.

Time to introduce
our new friends

to my laser sharks.

Sacrebleu.

(GRUNTING)

Chocolate mousse!

They are getting
too close to me.

I know, I am jealous.

Fortunately for you,
I have shark repellents.

- You're welcome.
- Don't think because you have
saved my life, Le Pew,

that we are working together.

I only want to be your friend.

And friends give each
other gifts.

Like a bracelet,

attached to an
underwater jet ski.

-(SCREAMING)
-Au revoir.

So, they beat
my laser sharks, eh?

Well, I have another trick
up my sleeve.

Release the kraken ninja!

Yoo-hoo, monsieur ninja kraken?

Wouldn't you rather fight
a real agent like moi?

Ah, Claudette,

I did not think you were looking
to tie the knot,

but I am not saying no.

(CLAUDETTE CHUCKLES)

Look Le Pew, this is my mission.

Sorry, the greatest secret agent
in the world is assigned to
this mission.

Oh, h*, I know, and it's moi.

No, it is moi.

-Moi. Moi.

BOTH: Moi. Moi. Moi.

(LAUGHING)

So you thought you could stop
my diabolical plan from coming
to fruition.

Why are you doing this anyways?

Well, when I was a young boy,

my mother would never let
the kids bring presents
to my birthday parties.

Instead, they had to make
a donation to the rescue shelter
for sick puppies.

Well, I'm a sick puppy too.

I'm a sick puppy too!

Huh! No argument here.

Once I get my gazillion dollars,

I can buy all the birthday
presents I want.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

We have to stop him.

I am trying, cherie,
but this plastic is too strong.

Wait, over there.

The laser sharks.

Ah! I see where you're
going with this.

Hey, sharks, your mother
was a macaroon, and your father
was a garbage can.

(SNARLING)

Free!

Caught you now.

Knock it off. If we want to stop
this wacky weatherman, we have

- to work together.
- Guards, seize them!

Ow!

Ladies first.

(GRUNTS)

C'est le fin.

Time to take the wind
out of your sails.

Better, no?

My typhoon machine.

You haven't seen the last
of Elmer Blo-Fudd.

(LAUGHING MANICALLY)

What the?

ELMER:
Uh-oh, nice kraken ninja.

(ELMER SCREAMS)

(KISSING)

Well, that takes care of that.

Now then, looks like
we get some alone time, no?

I think you mean,
you get some alone time.

Besides, I already have plans.

A baboon in jeans?

Can't say I blame her.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)