03x36 - Swamp and Circumstance/Safari, So Goodie

[bunniefuu]

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Ah. Camping in the
famous Okefenokee Swamp

We're about to
experience nature
in its most primitive form.

Isn't this great, Sylvester?

(TEETH CHATTERING)

(BIRDS SCREECHING)

(GULPS)

(CROAKS)

Sylvester!
What are you doing in there?

(CROAKS)

Oh, don't be
such a 'fraidy-cat.

It's just a harmless frog.

Oh, my goodness!

Is that the blue orchid
of Cuernacava?

I'll need to consult
my botany book.

(WHIMPERING)

What is it now?

Maybe we'll see
alligators here.

We are in a swamp.

Just remember,
if you leave them alone,

they'll leave you alone.

Well, here we are.

Our cozy little swamp shack.

Now make sure you
grab everything from the boat.

Sylvester,
where'd you go, huh?

(TEETH CHATTERING)

Get out of there
you big coward!

Come on, let's get inside.

(DOOR CREAKS)

(SIGHS)

All that paddling
is wearing me out.

Let's just take a quick nap,

and we'll get back out there.

Sylvester,
what are you doing?

This is my bed!

You sleep in your bed
over here.

(GRUNTS)

Good night, Sylvester.

Psst.

(SCREAMS)

(CREAKING)

(GRUNTS)

Sylvester!
Explain yourself.

(SCREAMS)

That flaky feline's
got me all worked up.

I need a nice relaxing shower
to calm me down.

(EXCLAIMS)

Better be careful
not to get soap
in my eyes.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

♪ Beethoven's Fifth
Beethoven's Fifth

♪ These are the words
I made up to Beethoven's Fifth

♪ Beethoven's Fifth
has words ♪

Yuck!

Now, where'd I put my towel?

There it is.

(HUMMING)

Sylvester! I thought
I threw you out of here.

Just as well, I guess.
We gotta get moving.

We got a lot more
swamp to see.

(HISSING)

Now, this is the life.

Canoeing through the swamp
and enjoying nature's beauty.

(GASPS)

Let me get my
guide book out for
some fun facts.

I don't need
any help, Sylvester.

I can pick up
my guide book
on my own.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Swamps are one of
the most productive
ecosystems in the world.

Providing a home...

Hey! Watch it, Sylvester!
I'm driving the boat, not you!

And stop looking
so spaced-out

and try to enjoy this trip.

Oh! Another fun fact
about swamps.

More than one-third
of the animals on the
endangered species list

depend on swamps
for their survival.

Sylvester!

You're gonna be on
the endangered species list

if you don't knock it off!

Enough with the alligators.

If you leave them alone,
they'll leave you alone.

(GASPING)

(PANTING)

You crazy cat!

Were you trying
to drown me?

Hey!

Look out!
You're gonna
hit those logs!

You may have nine lives,
but I've only got one.

Bad kitty!

Bad kitty!

If you didn't want to
go on this vacation,

you should've just said so!

You can stay in the car.

I'm going back to the swamp

to have fun.

(GROWLING)

(SCREAMING) Alligators!

I'm leaving you alone,

you're supposed to
be leaving me alone.

Sylvester! Help!

I'm so excited
to go on this safari
through the Congo.

Yes, Mr. Moneygrabs,
I bet you can't wait, Kenya?

Get it? Kenya?

Leslie, stop!

Your humor is
off-putting at best.

Make yourself useful
and give Pinky some peanuts.

Yes, sir.

Here, Pinky.
Have some peanuts.

Leslie, where's that
safari guide?

Well, here's an idea.

I could become
your safari guide.

You, Leslie?
You get lost going
to the bathroom.

The hallway's scary.

BUGS: Place your bets, boys.

This one's for
all the bananas.

How 'bout
that fella over there?

Full house! I win.

(ALL GRUNTING)

Hello, young man.

How would you
like to be our
safari guide?

Him? You're asking
him to be our guide?

He's just a dumb
little bunny.

He's probably too busy
nibbling on carrots
and wiggling his...

Oh, I'd be happy
to be your guide.

Oh, fine! Let's go.

No, no. You stay
behind the elephant
and clean up his messes.

All right, let's move.

Ooh, I'm gonna
show that rabbit

that he's messing
with one mean dude.

(ANIMAL ROARING)

Save me, rabbit.

If you look to the
starboard side of the cabin,

you'll see one of Africa's
most dangerous snakes.

A rock python.

Wow! Nice job, Bugs.

A rock python
isn't that dangerous,
Mr. Moneygrabs.

It's not even poisonous
like a black mamba
or a spitting cobra.

This isn't impressive.

It's a little sleeping snake.

Big deal.

I wouldn't get
too close, Leslie.

Some safari guide you are.

(CHOKING)

(SCREAMS)

Hey, look, Leslie!
There's your spitting cobra.

(EXCLAIMS)
Nice spitting cobra.

My eyes! My eyes!

BUGS:
Hey, Leslie, you're in luck!
There's your black mamba.

My leg! My eyes! Help!

(SCREAMS)

Shouldn't we do something?

Nah. The snakes will
slither off once the herd
of gazelles comes through.

(RUMBLING)

I'll get rid
of this rabbit, yet.

When he jumps on this zipline,

the handle will break,
and he will fall into

the croc-infested
waters below.

Since the rabbit
is the safari guide,

he should go first.

Oh, nonsense.
I'll go first.

Mr. Moneygrabs! No!

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

Say, that was fun!

Huh? Your turn, rabbit.

(TRUMPETING)

No, Pinky! No!

Go ahead, rabbit.
Just grip it and rip it,
as they say.

Are you sure you don't...

Grip it and rip it!

Okay! Sheesh.

Whee!

Your turn, Leslie.

You know,
maybe I'll stay here.

Come on, Leslie.
Grip it and rip it.

It sounds way better
when you say it.

Hey! I'm gonna make it.

I'm the zipline king!

(SCREAMS)

(CROCODILES SNAPPING)

When that rabbit
sees this sign,

he'll go down
the path that leads him
to his quicksandy doom.

Woah! Wait, Mr. Moneygrabs.

Don't go that way!

See? The sign says there's
"Not Quicksand" this way.

But, that way's not labeled.

But the sign says
"Not Quicksand", so...

Wow! Good sign-reading.

We'll go this way, then.

That rabbit is
as good as sunk.

Soon, he'll be
crying out for help.

Help! I'm sinking to
my quicksandy doom!

Okay, calm down.

Just be still,
or you'll sink faster.

Don't tell me
what to do, rabbit!

Hurry, Pinky. Grab a branch
and get him out of there.

Grab the stick
nice and tight.

Now, pull!

Whoa!

Oh, wait till
I get my hands on that...

BUGS: Psst. Leslie.

Don't move a muscle.

You've landed in
the middle of
a pride of lions.

Now, very carefully,
walk away slowly.

And try not to
wake them up.

They are beautiful creatures,
aren't they?

Okay. Easy, now.

One step at a...

(GRUNTING)

(YELLS)

Yes!

(ROARING)

Aw, that's sweet.

That lion has adopted Leslie.

You do know lions
eat their young, right?

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)