04x01 - Welcome to McStuffinsville

[bunniefuu]

- [ chuckling ]
- DOC: Aww!

I'll be back soon
to tuck you in

and tell you
a bedtime story.

Thanks, Mom.

GRANDMA: There, there,
little girl.

Good night.

I'm really glad you came
to visit before you left
on your next trip.

Me, too.

But there's something important
you and I need to do

- before I go.
- There is?

[ baby fussing ]

Oh, my sweet girl.
Sh.

Sorry, Grandma.

What do you
need me for?

This is a big day.

Big day.

And I promised
I wouldn't get emotional,

but I'm so proud
of you, Doc,

- and I know you're
ready for this.
- [ gasps ]

- Oh.
- It's a toy sponder.

A toy what-er?

What is that?

I'll tell you,
but I assume

everyone will want to hear
how this works.

Everyone?

[ nervous giggle ]
There's no one else here.

You mean my toys?

They can't talk or anything.

Of course they can.

At least,
mine always did.

[ gasps ]
Grandma.

You have a stethoscope,
and it's just like mine.

I know. I gave you yours.

I assume you've figured out
what it can do.

[ giggles ] You mean,
make it so you can hear
someone's heartbeat?

Oh, Doc, no.

I mean this.

Your stethoscope, it...

Works just like yours.

- No way!
- [ Stuffy laughs ]

Good to see you, Doc.

Hey, Doc, can we
play dragon?

Ah, Grandma!

Dragon Grandma? That is
the silliest-sounding game

you've ever come up with,

even if I do
love me some Grandma.

Thanks. I love you,
too, Hallie.

[ shrieks ] Oh, toys,
go stuffed.

Go stuffed like you've
never gone stuffed before.

Now would be
a good time to melt.

[ animals screaming ]

I am a robot programmed
to play Dragon Grandma.

I am a dragon... roar...
and a grandma.

Eat your vegetables.

My darlings, you don't
have to hide with me.

I know all about you.

It's okay. You can
talk and laugh and sing.

We can? Hmm.

[ clears throat ]

♪ O, mio sola... ♪

Stuffy, can you
hold the song

so we can figure out
what's going on?

I do not mind.

My fans, however,
will be devastated.

Right, Lambie?

I'll survive.

[ sighs ]
The floor is yours.

If the floor is yours now,

do I have to get
permission to hop on it?

No, Chilly, you're good.

Sorry, Grandma.

I don't understand.

- You know?
- Know what?

- That my toys can talk.
- They can?!

Chilly, I'm gonna explain
all this to you later,

once I figure out
what's going on.

I've always known.

I was so excited to see
that you were carrying on
the family tradition.

Family tradition?

Can my dad...

No, but my grandfather
had the gift, too.

It skips a generation.

Okay, that's amazing.

But the toy sponder,

what's that about?

That's an even better
surprise than finding out

your toys can talk.

Better than getting to hear
what I have to say?

How is that possible?

Oh, it's time for us
to take our first trip
together.

Trip? To where?

Push the button,
and you'll see.

What's happening?

[ animals screaming ]

LAMBIE: Wow!

[ all exclaiming ]

STUFFY: Wow!

LAMBIE: Beautiful!

We're not in
Kansas anymore.

We were never
in Kansas, Stuffy.

But point taken.

LAMBIE: Watch out!

Wow! That's the biggest
set of toy race cars

I've ever seen!

[ gasping ]
It's all toys!

They're everywhere!

They sure are.
[ laughing ]

Building completed.
Now let's knock it down!

Welcome to McStuffinsville,

where toys can be toys.

[ gasps ] I'm a toy,
which means I can be me.

I can be me!

Which means I'm probably
gonna melt.

Oh, Chilly, you're
still made of plush.

And you're still
a life saver.

So we have a whole town
named after us?

We sure do.

Let me show you around.

What is all the commotion?

Perhaps it's a broken toy.

Oh, never mind.

It's just
Grandma McStuffins.

Wait. That's odd.

She's brought
someone with her.

Oh, can we go see
who it is?

- Huh.
- Please, Stanley.

Oh, I'm tired of living
up here alone.

Tiggley, Tiggley, Tiggley.

How many times
must I tell you,

we're broken toys.

We must stay up here.

We don't fit in
down there.

Well, well.

Who do we have here?
A kid?!

A kid in McStuffinsville
is bad news!

Are you sure?
She looks nice.

That's how kids
make you love them.

They look all cute
and act all nice,

until the day
they leave you behind

and never come back
for you again.

[ laughter ]

It's amazing.

McStuffinsville
is baa-eautiful!

Oh, even the grass
has sparkles in it.

[ all giggling ]

CHILLY: Ooh. Is that
a bathtub or a lake?

GRANDMA: It's both.

[ all exclaiming ]

DOC: Awesome!

Like, look, it's Doc.

Surfer Girl, what are
you doing here?

Your grandma is
one groovy lady, Doc.

She brought me here.
She brought all of us here.

Ah, 'tis lovely
to have you here, Doc.

Stop by the castle when you get
a chance, won't you?

There's a castle?!

Oh, look who's here.

Huzzah and all that
hullabaloo.

Come. There's something
important I want you to see.

The kid is dressed
like a doctor.

Maybe she can fix us.

Must I remind you
that my kid tried to fix me,

and look where
that got me.

Look at this.

I hop! I hoppity
hippity hop,

which is cute if you're
a hippity hoppity toy.

But no, I'm a lion,
and lions don't hop.

I think it's kinda cute.

I'm not going for cute.

I'm a lion,
king of the forest,

and all of that.
[ frustrated roar ]

But now,
hoppity hippity hop.

I'll never let a kid
get close to me again.

That is why we have the best toy
security system ever built.

ba*ls, paste, magnets, pies.

Anyone trying to get in

won't stand a chance.

But it's so lonely up here.

Take it from me, Tiggley.

Being lonely feels better
than having a broken heart.

I'm doing this for you.

And me.

But mainly you.

Well, 60-40, me to you.

But 40%, I'm doing it
for you.

Um, Stanley, that's
set to pie.

Oh!

A la mode.

It's official.

This is the most amazing
place I've ever seen.

I'm glad you like it,

'cause I'm hoping you're
going to be spending
a lot of time here.

Really? Won't Mom and Dad
get worried?

No time passes at home
while you're here.

They won't even
know you're gone.

So any toy can come
to McStuffinsville?

Once they've been
shown the way,

they can come back
whenever they want.

I sure hope you'll
want to come back, too,

because I need
your help
with this.

What is it?

A hospital for toys.

CHILLY: Toy hospital?

This place is the gift
that keeps on giving.

Doc, your clinic
is amazing.

But in it, you can only help
the toys in your neighborhood.

Toys need top-notch
toy care,

and this is where
they can get it.

[ toys exclaiming ]

Here at the McStuffins
Toy Hospital,

we can help toys from
all over the world.

Whoa!

Wow. This is incredible.

Hi there,
Dr. McStuffins.

BOTH: Hello.

[ laughing ]

It's a quiet day.

Just perfect for you
to ease into this job.

Wait. What job?

We need to replace
his spring.

Schedule surgery
for next week.

Sorry, Doc.
What were you saying?

What job?

I'm hoping you'll
take over the hospital

while I keep traveling
to find new toys in need.

Are you kidding?

- That would be incredible.
- Oh, good.

I've been waiting
such a long time
to give this to you.

- Ooh!
- It's baa-eautiful.

I love it.

Oh, well, this is the coat
of a chief resident.

Aren't they the person
in charge of the hospital?

Sure are.

So let's get hopping.

Spoken like a woman
who knows her toys.

♪ There's an OR in ER,
and look over there ♪

♪ Buttons and stuffing
for fixing a bear ♪

♪ And to get from
floor to floor ♪

♪ When there's a slide,
who needs stairs? ♪

♪ Our toys can relax
in recovery rooms ♪

♪ A gift shop with cards
that say "Get better soon" ♪

♪ Any toy will do ♪

♪ Vets for pets,
let's fix those too ♪

♪ Welcome to the hospital ♪

♪ Here's everything you need ♪

♪ Welcome to the hospital ♪

♪ Results are guaranteed ♪

♪ Tools and pumps and springs,
we have everything ♪

♪ Look around
and you'll see ♪

♪ Welcome to the hospital ♪

♪ This hospital has
everything you need ♪

♪ Get ready for cuteness,
tiptoe quietly ♪

♪ Just through these doors
is our toy nursery ♪

♪ Doc, welcome to
the hospital ♪

♪ To you from me ♪

So many toy babies
to cuddle.

I think I'm gonna
like it here.

There's something else
I want you to see.

[ all exclaiming ]

- Hi, Robot Ray.
- Greetings, Doc.

Oh, buttons!
I love buttons!

What does this one do?

What about this one?

Oh, that one's flashing.

Stuffy, stop pushing
those buttons before
something bad happens.

Never mind.

What is this place?

This is how we find out
if toys are in trouble.

If there's a crying child
or a toy is feeling sad,

an alert will go off.

If a toy is hurt,
we can use this magic toy box

to bring them back here
to fix them.

CHILLY: You thought
of everything.

[ slurping sound ]

Yuck! Except making
the walls out of pizza.

You didn't think of that.

[ all chuckling ]

Oh, it's almost time
to introduce you to everyone

as the head of
this hospital.

Grandma, are you sure
I'm ready?

I've been watching you
for a long time.

I know you are.

[ all chattering ]

Everyone, gather round.

TIGGLEY: All those toys.

If we lived there,
the games we could play.

Oh, Stanley.

It's lonely
just us up here.

Couldn't we find
some more broken toys

to be our friends?
Please, Stanley!

Oh, Tiggley.

You know I'm helpless
to refuse you.

I want you to be happy.

So if it's more
broken toys you desire,

I shall find a way.

[ toys chattering ]

Everyone, please.
Quiet down.

Ahem.

The brave dragon's
got this.

Settle down, everyone.
Yoo hoo!

Hello! Dragon talking!

- [ shrill whistle ]
- [ chattering stops ]

Toys, I want to introduce you
all to someone very important.

Oh, gracious me.

I didn't expect
all this pomp and circumstance,

but bow down, commoners.
Bow down, I say.

Oh, okay.

Bow to Your Majesty.

You don't have
to bow, Bronty.

Grandma was talking about
someone way more important
than the king.

Hm. There is no respect
for the monarchy anymore.

Sorry, Wicked King.

I wanted to introduce
everyone to Doc.

Hi, everyone.

I am so excited to tell you

that Doc will be the new head
of the McStuffins Toy Hospital.

She's not only the best
toy doctor I know,

she's my granddaughter.

We are so lucky
to have her.

[ toys cheering ]

Doc has been keeping me
from melting for years.

True story.

A kid in charge
of the hospital?

How will she keep
everyone fixed, huh?

No little kid is that good.

There'll be broken toys.

Lots and lots
of broken toys.

And then, they'll
come live with us.

But Stanley, I don't wanna wait
for all those toys to break.

I want new friends now!

Then we'll just
have to hurry

this little plan along.

If some, say, marbles
were to get loose

under a crowd like that,

surely there would be
too many broken toys to fix.

Stanley!

Um, just making sure the marbles
were in good working order.

Ha ha. They are.

Yes, this plan is good,

if a little evil.

But I can be evil
for you, Tiggley.

[ laughs ]
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.

I'll break toys for you,
my broken friend.

[ goofy laugh ]

What was that?

It's my laugh of evil.

Yeah, needs some work.

Let's put "perfecting
evil laugh"

on to my to-do list.

In the meantime,
to McStuffinsville,

to pull off our evil plan.

[ goofy laugh ]

Oh, boy.

TOYS: Speech, speech!

Yeah, speech.

Well, I don't
mind if I do.

Not you, Stuffy.

We wanna hear from Doc.

Oh, right.

[ giggles ]
That makes sense.

Thanks, Stuffy.

And thank you, Grandma.

I promise I will do
everything I can

to take care of the toys
here in McStuffinsville.

On my signal,
release the marbles.

Tiggley, that was
my signal.

Oh! Sorry.

Uh-oh.

What in the waltzing wallabies
is going on?

I don't know.

No!

Drats!

Knight down, I say.
Knight down!

Oh, that's funny.

Oh, this ain't
gonna be good.

That's funny, too.

Runaway dino!

[ laughing ]

[ yells ]
Not funny.

Why is everyone falling?

I got one word
for ya... marbles.

You're right.
It is marbles.

But where did
they come from?

I have three words
for you.

I... don't... know.

But I'll find out.

Deputy Stuffy
at your service.

I am ready to roll.

Very ready to roll.

Looks like the hospital's about
to get very busy very fast.

Grandma's counting on me.

But what if I'm not ready?

I think I pulled something.

My winder-upper
isn't winding.

Or upping.

Oh, I lost a little
stuffing out there.

I have ze marbles
in places

that marbles
should not be.

- [ toys complaining ]
- I don't think I can do this.

HALLIE: I got a blower
over here.

Doc, you hear me?

- Hallie, what if
I can't do--
- Oh, girl, you can.

You're Doc McStuffins.

So do what you
know how to do.

Right. Okay.

Let's get Bobby
up to OR one.

Good. I'll take Sproingo
and go to OR two.

All right,
let's go, people.

We've got toys to fix.

I need Ooey
on a stretcher.

Careful of his goo.

Thanks, Hallie.

That's a whole lotta
marbles going on.

Doesn't seem like
an accident to me.

And I know accidents.

See? That was
an accident.

Maybe somebody
saw something.

I saw nothing; I remember it
like it was yesterday.

It happened today.

I know, but I remember it
like it was yesterday.

Okay, okay,
but what did you see?

This little car drives by,

and sploosh, marbles
spill everywhere.

Who was driving
this car?

It was a lion.
I remember it
like it was yesterday.

No, no, it was a rabbit.

Lion. I know.
I remember--

Like it was yesterday.
I know, but yesterday

and today,
it was a rabbit.

- Lion.
- Rabbit.

I've got a drawing of
what I think

the driver of the car
looked like.

I'm gonna check
around back.

Hmm. Let me see if
that bunny/lion

has seen anyone
who looks like this.

Oh, yoo hoo.
Quick question.

Time for getaway.

Boy, he's in a hurry.

Almost seems like
someone is chasing him.

Oh, that's me.
I'm chasing him.

He's getting away!
Stop!

Don't stop.

[ quacking ]

TIGGLEY: Stop!!

[ brakes screeching ]

[ quacking ]

Hey, that's the car
that dumped all the marbles.

And that's the lion
I saw.

No, that's the rabbit
I saw.

Whoever it is,
they got Stuffy.

Stop in the name of the law!

Hey, he's not stopping.

Even in the name of the law,
he's not stopping.

[ siren wailing ]

No wonder dogs love to stick

their heads out the window!
Ha ha!

Oh, yes!

Wheee!

Thwat waws so coowl!
Uh-oh, tongue is windburnt.

You're not getting away
that easily.

Let's take a detour
down Bubble Street.

Did he say Bubble Street?
Cool name!

Blahh-blahhh-blah-blah-blech!
Ptooey, ptooey!

Coulda used a warning
to roll up my tongue.

Cool! A bubble beard! Ha!

Oh, bye-bye, bubble beard.

PETE: It's gonna take more than
a wall of bubbles

to keep me from
saving my partner, bunny boy.

I am a lion!
Roooaaar!

Fine. Lion boy.

You can't hide from
the law.

Hold on, Stuffy.

I've almost got you.

Tiggley!

Apparently, you can
hide from the law.

Stuffy, I'm getting Doc,

and I'm coming back
for you, buddy.