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01x45 - Ear! We! Go!/Hare Band

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wabbit: A Looney Tunes Production ". Aired: September 21, 2015 – January 30, 2020.*
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The idea of a reboot focused mainly on Bugs Bunny emerged, and in March 2014, it was announced that the reboot would be known as Wabbit or Bugs! depending in the region.

01x45 - Ear! We! Go!/Hare Band

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

[YAWNS]

Time for some shut eye.
Got a busy day tomorrow.

[YAWNS]

[SNORING]

[LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

[GROANS]

Huh?

[YAWNS]

[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]

[GRUNTS]

[SNORING]

[GRUNTING]

[YELPS]

[SPUTTERING]

♪ Yeah

[YELLS]

[GROANS]

♪ Uh-huh

[YELPS]

♪ Get it

[GASPS]

[MUMBLES]

[CHIRPING]

[SQUEALS]

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]

[GASPS]

Yikes!

[SPLASHING]

[GASPS]

[YELPS]

[GASPING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTING]

Huh?

[ALL CHEERING]

[TRUMPET PLAYING]

Well, you guys were right.

That was a total blast.

Can we get some sleep now?

[EARS SNORING]

[YAWNS AND GROANS]

[ROOSTER CROWING]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPS]

Squeaks. Ahem.

[PLAYS HIGH-PITCHED NOTE]

[CONTINUES PLAYING BANJO]

Ahem.

[PLAYS SAME NOTE AGAIN]

[BORED MUTTER]

[ANGRY GRUNT]

Ah.

[VOCALIZING]

[GASPS]

[CHITTERING]

[PIANO PLAYING]

[VOCALIZING]

Ah!

- Ta-da!
-[APPLAUDING]

Thank you,
that's very generous.

We've got another set
in 15 minutes.

Come on back now, you hear?

[CHUCKLES]

Hey! What?

[TALKING GIBBERISH]

But I'm the star.

You're just a backup band.

You'll feel better once you
get your fair share.

[GRUNTS]

Huh?

[SNARLS]

Your act needs work.
Keep at it, you'll get
there.

[MUTTERING]

[SCRATCHING DISC
ON UPBEAT MUSIC]

[VOCALIZING]

Squeaks, what do you think
you're doing?

I was already set up here.

Besides, this isn't music,
you're just rehashing sounds.

This is not a real instrument.

-[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
-♪ Yo ♪

BUGS VOICE ON SPEAKERS:
This is a real instrument.

What? That isn't what I said.

You're being a real stinker
and mixing up my words.

BUGS ON SPEAKERS:
I said my instrument
is a real stinker.

[CHUCKLING]

So, Squeaks wants to be
a solo act, huh?

Well, two can play
at that game.

There's no way
my acoustic act can compete
with this much power.

Well, I'll show him.
Once I unplug this amp,

Squeaks will get an
appreciation of the
finer things in life.

It's not that I don't like
pop music,

I can rock out
with the best of them.

But it's just that
I like my music.

[BLABBERING]

All that artifice
ornamentation gets
in the way of the poetry.

Sheesh, it's a long
extension cord.

What good is music
if you can't hear
yourself think.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

What? You gotta be kiddin' me.

Squeaks stole a page
from my playbook.

How is this thing even on?

Solar panels?

SQUEAKS: Oh, yeah!

[GIGGLING]

I'm never going to
get any fans

if they can't hear me.

Well, you know what they say,

"If you can't unplug 'em,
join 'em."

[VOCALIZING]

-[ELECTRIC BANJO PLAYING]
- Huh?

[LOUD SYNTHESIZED
MUSIC PLAYING]

[SHREDDING HIGH NOTES]

[CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING]

[THEREMIN PLAYING]

[SYNTHESIZED MUSIC PLAYING]

[LOUD MUSIC OVERLAPPING]

[CRACKLING]

[SIREN BLARING]

BOTH: Ta-da!

-[ALL APPLAUDING]
- BOTH: Huh?

Oh.

Serves us right, Squeaks.

We got so caught up
in the competition,

we forgot that great music
is all about harmony.

Hmm.

Harmony.

[PIANO PLAYING]

BOTH: Ta-da!

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

[CLINKING]

Do you have change
for a dollar?