02x36 - Gettin' Your Goat/Spelunkheads

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[PORKY HUMMING]

It's a simple question...

Do you want red
or white towels
in the massage parlor?

Um, um...
You like the red ones?

[BELL DINGS]

GABBY: What's a goat got to do
to get some service over here?

Well, that sounds
like my friend, Gabby Goat.

-[DINGS]
- Hello? Anybody home?

- Hello, Gabby.
- It's about time.

[SHOUTING] I've been here
for five minutes
ringing the bell,

and if I don't get...
Oh, hey Porky.

Welcome to Porky's Day Spa.

- How can I help you?
- Porky, I'm a nervous wreck.

My back aches, my head hurts.

I just need to relax
and get some

peace and quiet!

And it was either
this or Vegas,
and this was cheaper.

You haven't changed
a bit, Gabby.

Well, step this way,

and we'll accomo...
[STAMMERING]
We'll rest your weary head.

[MUTTERS]
All right, all right.

Gabby for as long as
I've known you, you've always
been high, strong and tensed.

So, let's start off
with giving you a nice
relaxing massage.

Yeah, well this better
be good.

Hey, Porky! You doing
anything back there?
I don't feel nothing!

[CRACKS]

You have a lot more
tension than I thought.

Well, do something about it!
I'm all tied up in knots!

How about we try
a hot rock massage?

[SCREAMS]

-[SIZZLING]
- Hey! What are you
doing back there?

I'm eliminating the toxins
from your body.

It seems like you're just
eliminating the skin
from my back!

[GRUNTS] How about
trying something
that's actually relaxing?

-[GRUNTING]
- How about this? Oops!

[GROANS] Get your
bacon off of my face!

Gosh, this is serious.

[STAMMERS] Just try a little
bit of massage oil.

Hey. Well, that does
feel a little--

[GRUNTS]

Now Gabby, you need
to stay on the table.

[GABY GRUNTING]

This massage oil should say,
"Slippery when wet."

[GROANS] I don't know
about this.

The last thing was too,
uh, physical.

That's okay pal.
We'll try something
that just requires sitting.

With a mere meditation.

Now, after I hit
the gong of silence,

- we're going
to be quiet, okay?
- Got it.

And now no talking
and focus on your breathing.

-[GONG RINGS]
-[GRUMBLING]

[BREATHS IN AND OUT SHARPLY]

[BREATHING IN AND OUT SHARPLY]

[BREATHING IN AND SHARPLY]

I'm focusing on
your breathing and
it's driving me crazy!

- For the last time, Gabby...
-[GONG RINGS]

I'll gong you,
you no good, frizen-frazen.

-[GROANS]
-[BUZZING]

[GRUMBLING]

Oh.

-[GRUNTING]
-[BUZZING]

- I got ya!
-[GONG RINGS]

-[BUZZING]
- Darn it, I missed.
Get back here!

Hmm. This isn't working.

But I know I can relax anyone.

I don't know, Porky,
maybe I should get going.

I'm determined to make
a new goat out of you.

If there's one thing that's
guaranteed to work,

it's the peaceful
tranquility of my beautiful
serenity garden.

Every flower has its
own calming energy.

All you have to do is relax
and breathe it in.

[INHALES]

[EXHALES] Ah...

Go ahead and give it a try.

All right. But don't blame
me if my allergies
starts to act up.

[SNORTS]

[EXCLAIMS AND COUGHS]

[SNIFFING]

[GROANING]

[SNIFFING]

[SNEEZES]

Gabby! My precious mari...

[STAMMERING] My mari...
My flowers!

How could you harm
such an innocent
and serene object of nature?

- That object of nature
gave me a snot attack.
-[GROANS]

Gabby, you shouldn't harm
the serenity of a flower.

Well, I'll tell you
something
about your flowers, buddy.

They're something
to sneeze at!

Oh, yeah?
[STAMMERING] Well, let's try
my facial mask.

Wow, you look bushed! [GRUNTS]

Time to cool off!

[GROANS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

-[GRUNTING]
-[LAUGHS]

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

-[SCREAMS]
-[LAUGHS]

Ah, you know what?

Letting out
all that aggression
really did something for me.

I feel like a new goat!
And I have you to thank, pal.

Well, guess what, Gabby?

Now, I'm all tense
and stressed,

and since
you destroyed my spa,

I don't have anything
to take my stress out on!

[STAMMERING] Do I?

[SCREAMS]

I should've went to Vegas.

Come on. We're almost there.

We have to keep
going until we find that
rare blue orchid

of Quernicava.

Sir, I can't go any further.

Don't say that.
You're an explorer.

You can do anything
you put your mind to.

No, I can't go any
further because I'm caught
in all these vines.

Ah, the old
tangle-up-my-sidekick trick.

Well played, jungle.
Well played!

Ha!

Um, who are you talking to?

I am talking to
the jungle, my friend.

It's angry.
It's angry that I'm trying
to get fame and fortune

by exposing its secrets.

[STAMMERING] I have
a secret. I take Bear-Bear
with me everywhere.

And whenever
I get scared, I hold it

and pet it and press it
against my face

to soothe myself.

[INHALES] Ah, Bear-Bear.

[SIGHING HAPPILY,
STAMMERING]
Bear-Bear.

Well, your [STAMMERING]
Bear-Bear won't help
you where we're going.

- Where are we going?
- We are going there!

[THUNDER CRACKLING]

- Get out of here, monkeys!
-[SHRIEKING]

We're going in there?

Well, that's where
we find the rare
blue orchid of Quernicava.

- After you!
-[SCREAMS]

Woo-hoo!

[PORKY SHOUTING]

[ELECTRICITY FIZZLES]

DAFFY: Hey! What's going on?
It's all dark.

PORKY: Maybe you should
turn on your head lamp.

DAFFY: Great idea!
Glad I thought of it.

Well, at least
we're not falling.

How are we gonna get down?

As long as these headlights
are on, I'll figure it out.

[ELECTRICITY FIZZLES]

PORKY: Did you bring
extra batteries?

DAFFY: Nope.
But I have a solution.

[PORKY GRUNTS]

There! Your head lamp
just need a little tap.

- DAFFY: Hmm. Perhaps
it needs another whack.
-[PORKY GROANS]

There we go. Gosh!
These things are finicky.

Maybe I need to use
something harder.

- Hey, I know...
That should do it.
-[PORKY GRUNTS]

Oh, okay. That's enough.

[STAMMERING] Let's just worry
about how to get down.

- Oh, that's easy.
-[SCREAMS]

Well, I'm glad I didn't
bring extra batteries

'cause these head lamps
are broken.

You okay, pal?

[STAMMERING] Thank goodness
these pointy sharp rocks
broke my fall.

Oh, stop your whining.

We gotta track down
this orchid.

But Daffy,
we're trapped at
the bottom of this cave

with no food, no water
and no other stuff!

You know, you're right.

Hold this.
I better order us some food.

- You like empanadas?
-[RATTLING]

[SCREAMS]

Empanadas are great.
You're gonna love them.

Then again.
I don't think he's met
a food he doesn't love.

Hello,
Chapi Mercado's Empanadas?

I need four empanadas
for delivery.

- Ow!
- Better make it six.

I want a, let's see...

How about a mushroom,
a green pepper
and two broccolis.

- What do you want?
- Snake!

- One snake.
- Snake!
Give me a stick!

- One stick empanada.
-[SCREAMS]

And a side of [SCREAMS].

[STRUGGLING]

Keep it down! I'm excited too.

My address?
Yeah, I'm at the corner
of kingdom, South America.

And hurry. I've got a hungry
piggy over here, so make
it snappy, Chapi!

Hello? Hello!

Oh, great. My phone died.

And there's never a wall
outlet when you need one.

You know what I'm
talking about, buddy?

Porky? Hey bud,
where did you go?

Oh, there you are...

Stop wandering off.
I just found the flash
light.

- Follow me!
-[GROWLS]

What do I have to do?
Take you by the hand?

Say, when did you
get these claws?

And this rough, scaly skin?

And big sharp teeth?

You're not Porky!
You're a Quernicava
cave monster!

[GROWLS]

You know,
there's only one thing worse
than being in the dark,

and that's seeing
what's in the dark!

-[GROWLS]
-[ELECTRICITY FIZZLES]

[DAFFY GIGGLING]

Mr. Duck, I found you.

[GASPS] And I wish I hadn't!

-[GROWLS]
-[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GROWLS]

DAFFY: I think we lost him.

- Boo!
-[BOTH SCREAMING]

DAFFY: Enough messing around.

We've got to find
that blue orchid!

PORKY: Isn't that
it over there?

Yes, I did it!

I found the rare blue
orchid of Quernicava!

And the world thought
it couldn't be done.

It laughed at me
for all these years.

Well, who's laughing now?

[STRUGGLES]
Who's laughing now?

Who's [GRUNTS] laughing
[GRUNTS] now?

Why won't this thing
come loose?

Um, Mr. Duck?

-[BOTH SCREAMING]
-[GROWLS]

DAFFY: Run! Jump! Climb!

Duck! Leap! Hop!

[DAFFY AND PORKY SCREAMING]

[EXCLAIMS, STAMMERING]
I hold my Bear-Bear,
I pet my Bear-Bear,

I rub it against my face.

Gimme! I hold my Bear-Bear,
I pet my Bear-Bear,

I rub it against my face.

[GROWLS]

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

[REPLYING IN GIBBERISH]

[CRIES]

[STAMMERS] Stop!

[EXCLAIMS]

[PURRING]

I guess when it's dark,
everyone needs a Bear-Bear.

Bear-Bear! [CRIES]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]