01x03 - Lights Out/Swimming Buddy

[bunniefuu]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o

♪ L ♪

♪ A ♪

♪ Z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-eee ♪

Slinkman!

Where's my--

Package, sir.

My lookey loo 6000 is here,

The most advanced telescope

Known to man.

Ah, yeah.

What's it for?

Don't you read the paper?

It only comes around once every



You've got a comet named

After you?

Huh!

Yes!

My mommy named a comet after me

For my fifth birthday.

I even got a certificate.

Oh, happy birthday, honey.

I named a comet after you.

I wanted a bicycle.

You are getting a comet, and

You're gonna like it!

So, you see, slinkman,

That comet means a lot to me.

Shall invite the bean

Scouts to watch, too?

Sure.

What? No!

It's my comet.

I got it for my birthday.

So I am the only one who gets to

See it.

Yeah.

And put together my

Telescope!

Slinkman!

Aren't you done with that?

All done, sir.

Now, I can't have any light

Obscuring my comet.

I want you to announce lights

Out for the whole camp.

Attention, campers,

Lights out for everybody.

All right, jelly beans.

Hot lava has spilled into our

Cabin, and if you touch the

Floor, you're crispy bacon!

Eek!

I am allergic to bacon.

If I was to turn to bacon, I'd

Be allergic to myself.

You'd be not alive.

Not just not alive...

You'd be a legend!

Legend?

I like the sound of that.

Oh, no, clam!

Slipping.

Lazlo, my friend, hold on!

Tell my wife I love her.

Hot lava!

No!

Aah!

The horror!

The horror!

I cannot look.

Wait a minute.

This isn't hot.

Ah!

Oh, what a relief.

Now we can get down, right?

Cold lava.

Ohh, clam, you're right!

And everyone knows what that

Means.

What?

I got to turn on all the

Lights in the cabin!

Clam's flashlight,

My lamp, and...

Raj's ultraviolet nightlight.

Oh, good golly, miss molly.

I will up all night cataloguing

All my new bug bites.

Pretty.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little...

Comet

How I wonder where you are...

It ♪

Let's see.

Right quadrant left.

North of the quasar sector.

Little more.

Hair more.

There.

Perfectly aligned.

Wait a minute.

What happened to the sky?

Everything is gone!

You piece of junk!

Ow!

Wait a minute.

It's not the telescope.

It's that light over there.

Slinkman!

Right here, sir.

Do you see that light on in

The camp, slinkman?

Yes, sir.

I want it dark over there!

Yes, sir.

Now, slinkman!

Good.

Now everything is clear again.

Aah!

Grumble, grumble, grumble.

I am very annoyed.

Slinkman.

Slinkman!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I love this part.

Rep-reporting for duty, sir.

I thought I told you to order

The jelly beans' lights out.

I did, sir, but they were

Scheduled for a shadow puppet

Show tonight.

Ha ha ha.

Slinkman!

Slinkman!

Reporting for duty, sir.

I thought I told you to order

The jelly beans' lights out!

I did, sir, but they were

Scheduled for a shadow puppet

Show tonight.

[Sputters]

Yay!

[All cheering]

Easy, lumpus.

They're just bean scouts,

No smarter than plants.

Listen, campers, young cadets,

Little, uh, tenderfeet.

Loyal bean scouts just have to

Turn lights out when ordered.

That's a good little monkey

And a good little...

Elephant boy.

[Trumpets]

And a good little...

Whatever you are.

Ugh!

Dismissed.

Two clicks right.

A furlong to the north.

Perfect.

Waah!

I told those bean scouts,

Lights--aah!

What is it now?

I wanted your permission to

Get a glass of water,

Scoutmaster lumpus.

You mean like the one right

There?

Oh. Yes.

There you go.

Heh heh!

Sweet dreams.

[Snoring]

Lights out.

Almost time for the comet,

Sir.

Aargh!

What are you little terrors up

To now?

It's my blanket, sir.

It's horrible.

What do you mean, the

Blanket?

It's the wrong one, sir.

This is my monday blanket.

But what I need tonight is my

Friday blanket.

Then why don't you exchange

The blanket and go to sleep?

Right away, sir.

[Watch ticking]

Lights out!

It should be around here

Somewhere.

A little more to the right.

Yes, yes!

I've got it right here!

[Grunts]

What can it possibly be this

Time?

It's clam, sir.

He can't fall asleep without a

Story.

Story.

All right, let's go!

[Grunting]

"They looked for the monster."

Blah, blah, blah.

"They find it."

Blah, blah, blah.

"They catch it."

Blah, blah, blah.

The end!

Lights out!

[Door slams]

Another story.

Sequel.

All right, kids.

I give up.

I'm gonna level with you.

You have to understand that

Tonight I need you to turn all

The lights off.

Why tonight, sir?

Because tonight is a very

Special night.

That is, tonight is the night

When...i need sleep,

And if there's even a tiny bit

Of light, well, I just can't

Sleep.

And that wouldn't be good for

Anyone, would it,

You little squirts?

Then lights out!

[Muttering]

Aargh!

What is going on now?

This stupid thing is stuck,

And I can't see a thing!

[Strikes match]

Oh, I see.

It's a rusted scrunchmutzit.

Lazlo! Come quick.

There is a light outside.

Wow!

What could it be?

I don't know, but it's so

Bright.

It's gonna keep scoutmaster

Lumpus awake all night.

What is it?

What is it? What is it?

Forest fire.

Forest fire!

Aah!

He's right.

I can see the huge flames from

Here!

There.

Now, that ought to--

What the--

[Gurgling]

Fire's out, sir.

Can we get our forestry badge

Now?

[Sputtering gibberish]

Hey, lazlo?

Yeah, raj?

Did you see that big metal

Thing that lumpus had out there

In the field?

I sure did, raj.

What do you think that was?

Hmm.

Let me think.

Oh, yeah!

He's got a cannon.

Oh, a cannon!

What's it pointing at?

Uh...

Moon. Moon.

The moon.

Why would he point a cannon

At the moon?

Lumpus wants to blow up

The moon!

Blow up the moon.

What?

The light from the moon--

It's too bright for lights out!

He cannot do that.

We love the moon.

Clam, we have to save the moon!

Save the moon!

Yes, that's it.

Perfect.

It's almost time.

Any minute now, I will see my

Precious comet.

Scoutmaster lumpus, please

Don't sh**t the moon.

What?

Save the moon!

Save the moon!

Don't take our light!

Don't sh**t the moon!

We're looney for the luna!

Don't sh**t for the moon!

We're looney for the luna!

What is wrong with these bean

Scouts?

[Groan]

Ok.

Let me tell you the truth--

Not the truth from before, but

The new truth.

There is a comet that my mommy

Named after me--the lumpus

Comet, you see?

Only passes this earth only once

Every 50,000 years.

Ooh!

And what I want to do is

Watch it alone in the dark with

My new telescope.

Ahh!

This is all very important to

Me.

As I said, I have been waiting a

Very long time for this amazing

Event, an event, I remind you,

That only happens once every--

What's the matter with you kids?

You're not even looking at me.

Hey, why are you waving?

I didn't dismiss you!

[Cheering]

Did you see the part where

Lumpus' comet opened up and

Turned into a giant eyeball?

That was spiritual!

50,000 Years!

Once in a lifetime.

Ouch.


What's happening?

[Groaning]

[Yelling]

[Toot]

[Blatt]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o

♪ L ♪

♪ A ♪

♪ Z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-eee ♪

Bonjour, scouts.

Welcome to the first day of

Leaky lake swim season.

I bet you're all excited.

I know we are.

Very excited.

For those of you who don't

Know us, I am lifeguard pierre,

And this is lifeguard noneck.

It's true.

I have no neck!

But I can wear a tiny

Tush-hugging swimsuit!

Ew.

Aw, gross!

I'm gonna be sick.

Before we let you swim in

This lake, we have to determine

Who your swim buddies are.

As you stroke from the dock to

The raft, noneck and I will rate

You as a shark, guppy, tuna, and

So on.

So step forward one at a time,

And...

[Growl]

And no cutting in line,

Monsieur lazlo!

Excuse me.

Did you say something?

[Growl]

Go!

[Tweet]

♪ La

La la la la la la la la ♪

Shark.

[Tweet]

Sea cow.

[Tweet]

Ooh!

Cold, cold, cold, cold!

Ooh!

[Shouting]

Spineless goldfish.

[Tweet]

♪ La la la la la la... ♪

Uh, shark again.

[Tweet]

Yeah.

Good swimming.

Good swimming.

Uh, call him mackerel

Isn't this great, raj?

Uh, please, you go ahead of

Me, lazlo.

I get terrible hiccups when I am

Frightened.

It's ok.

I can wait.

No, lazlo!

I insist!

I'll wait right over here.

Raj?

I'm fine over here, lazlo,

Just fine.

Hic!

Ok. That does it.

We have our groups.

Sharks are lazlo and clam,

And, uh, the rest of you are sea

Cows.

All right! Sea cows!

Whoo!

Is that good?

Sea cows?

Excuse me.

We have another shark right

Here.

He hasn't had a chance to try

Out.

Ok, but hurry up.

Come on, raj.

You want to be able to swim with

Us this summer, don't you?

I do, but--but--but--

Ohh!

Go ahead, raj,

Show them your stuff.

Ok.

Yes, stuff.

Come on, let's go!

We don't have all day!

Don't have all day!

Aah!

Aah! Yah! Eee!

Aah!

[Panting]

Hmm.

Shark?

Oh, yes, I think so.

Not!

Ha ha ha!

Ok. Well, let's check

His score.

Let's see.

Um...

Minnow? No.

Guppy? No.

Subtract 15, carry the 3, divide

By 4.

Ok. Here we are.

Your friend raj is a larva.

A larva?

A larva?

Larva?

Whoo, larva!

Whoo.

Uh, mr. Otters, you can't

Leave raj a larvae.

We'll never get to swim with

Him.

Please!

He's not larva.

He's a shark!

Another chance is all I ask.

Stop sniveling.

You are a disgrace to sharks.

You have mr. Hiccup boy here at

Sunset tomorrow, and if he is

Not a shark, you clean my socks

For a month...uh...

By licking them!

Mmm.

Don't do it, lazlo!

And if he is a shark, you

Lick our dirty socks?

You just get him here.

Oh, we'll be here, all right.

You'll see.

You'll be sorry.

Lazlo, I'll help you scrape

The lint off your tongue.

Off to swim school, mr.

Shark.

Can't you just lick socks

Instead?

Shark man.

Big shark.

Lazlo, why are we sneaking

Into the squirrel scout camp?

Shh!

Because they never let beans in

The pool, and they have a diving

Board.

Itchy pantyhose.

Here, put this on.

Just follow us and act like a

Log.

♪ La la

La la la la la

I am a singing log ♪

Oh, hello.

Just taking my log for a walk.

Don't mind us.

Yes, do not look at me.

I am just a log.

I haven't taken my log for a

Walk in a long time.

Quick, in here.

Ah!

Wow!

What? What?

Aah!

You are all mad!

[Yelling]

Don't worry, raj.

We're starting you on the small

Board first.

Small board?

I am stuck...

Like a salamander.

The first thing is to learn

To jump into the water.

Now go out to the end of the

Board.

Like this?

Good.

Now open your eyes and just look

Down.

What do you see?

I see--aah!

It looks like a peanut!

Ok.

Now take a deep breath.

[Inhales]

[Trumpets]

Good.

Now...jump into the peanut.

Jump into the peanut?

Yes! Jump! Jump!

In the water, raj.

In the water?

Raj, jump in the water.

Ah! Ha ha ha!

I am jumping!

Hee hee hee!

In the water!

Huh?

Aah!

Mother of glory!

Not in the water.

Not in the water.

Hiccupping

Maybe we need to work a

Little smaller.

Are you comfortable, raj?

I don't know.

I think lumpus would be very

Cranky to find us in his

Bathroom.

Ok, raj.

Just close your eyes and imagine

You're in the lake.

I'm in the lake.

You are one with the lake.

I am one with the lake.

You are a powerful shark.

I am a powerful shark!

Grr!

Hey, you know, really, this

Isn't so bad.

Ok, raj, we're just gonna

Make this feel a little bit more

Like the lake.

How like the lake?

I brought some lake rocks,

And clam got some buoys.

Buoys.

And I got an extra-special

Treat for you in lumpus' fridge.

I think it's ice cream!

It's even better.

Lake worms!

Aah!

That's it, raj.

Keep those arms moving.

Aah!

Don't forget to breathe.

[Garbled]

Are you loving it, raj?

Raj?

Raj!

Hang on, buddy!

I'm coming for you!

Raj, talk to me!

Raj?

[Frog croaks]

Ohh, I don't know if I can be

A shark.

Hmm.

Let's try something else.

Ok, raj.

We'll just start a little

Smaller.

So, if you could just step into

This bucket, we'll practice our

Strokes.

Are there worms in that

Bucket?

No.

Pond sludge?

Nope.

Nothing but liquid sunshine.

What?

Water.

Oh. Very good.

Now, just step into the

Bucket...

And clam and i...

Swimming.

[Gasp]

Hic!

Now just take this wet

Sponge...

[Gasp]

Eee!

Thimble of water?

Aah!

Drop?

Eee!

Molecule?

[Gasp]

Wait! What type of molecule?

Uh...water?

Aah!

Hic!

Hic!

Come on, raj.

I know you can do it.

Hic!

You'll be swimming like a

Shark in no time.

Face it, lazlo, I am a

Larva.

I cannot swim, and I am not

Going to the lake tomorrow to be

Laughed at.

Hey!

That's no way for a shark to

Talk.

I am larva.

I know we may not have aced

All our drills today, but I know

That when you get to the lake

Tomorrow, you'll be an aquatic

Master.

And what makes you think

That?

Because we believe in you.

Right here, larva or shark.

Bet against the sinking

Elephant.

Well, clam, raj should be

Here any minute.

Hello, monkey.

Where's your larva friend?

We ran 5 marathons and saved

All of our sweaty socks just for

You.

Well, hold on to those socks,

Mr. Otter, because the shark is

On his way.

Ah, yep.

Ohh.

I am sorry, my optimistic

Friend, but I am a larva

Landlubber.

[Gasp]

They made me a marshmallow

Victory cake, and they wrote on

It with toothpaste.

They really do believe I can do

It.

Let's face it.

Your larva friend isn't even

Showing up.

Yeah!

Are you ready to start licking?

Oh!

What was that?

The shark has arrived.

Look!

Yonder on horizon, in dramatic

Fashion!

[All gasp]

[Cheering]

Yay, shark raj!

I'm swimming.

I am swimming!

I'm--uh-oh.

Aah!

What's happening?

He's swimming.

Swimming?

Swimming.

Hic!

Hic!

Hic!

Someone should do something.

Why don't you save him?

Me? I don't know how to swim.

I thought you--

Uh-oh.

Hic!

Hic!

Hic!

He's swimming.

He's swimming?

I'm swimming.

Hic!

Swimming!

Hic!

I'm a shark!

I'm a shark! I'm a--oh!

Shark.

Hic!

Ooh!

Hic!

Yay!

Hooray!

I knew you could do it, raj.

Are we almost done?

I don't know.

See for yourself.

Hmm.

There's got to be a better way.

I don't think there is.

Well, I guess we'll just keep

Licking.

Oui.

Hey, skip, we're going to the

Squirrel scout camp for a swim.

Want to come?

No thank you.

It feels good being a shark,

Lazlo, and I owe it all to you

Guys.

Friends.

Ooh.

You know, clam, you're right.

These pantyhose are itchy.

Itchy.


What's happening?

[Groaning]

[Yelling]