01x06 - Tree Hugger/Marshmallow Jones

[bunniefuu]

Attention, campers!

Attention, campers!

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio went to

Camp and turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[Yodeling]

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Any sign of it, slinkman?

Not yet, sir.

Keep your eyes peeled.

The migrating mulberry tree

Could be anywhere.

Why are we looking

For a tree?

Not just any tree, raj,

The migrating mulberry tree.

Migrat-ing?

Like a whale?

Look!

Is that the migrating

Mulberry tree?

Looks more like a migrating

Bush to me.

Come out, come out,

Wherever you are.

Scoutmaster--

Aah!

Lazlo...

Look what you've done.

You scared it away!

Actually I scared you,

And then you screamed,

Which scared it away.

By the way, what is it?

It is the mysterious

Migrating mulberry tree.

You're looking for the

Migrating mulberry tree, too?

"Migratious mulberious migrates

To the pickleback mountains

Once a year.

Critically endangered,

Only one remains today."

Very impressive, scout.

Now--

We can help you look.

All right--oh, no you don't!

Now, I've only got one more day

Before the migrating mulberry

Tree leaves for another year.

Scoutmaster lumpus, look!

Wow!

Oh, my gandhi!

Ok, ok, coming through,

Coming through.

At long last.

Wow.

A beauty to behold.

A miracle of nature.

A living, breathing example

Of universal consciousness.

Oh, well.

Let's chop it down!

What!

No!

I am shocked.

You can't chop this tree down.

Huh? Why not?

You were just saying

How beautiful it is.

Beautiful.

Yes?

A miracle of nature.

Yeah.

A miracle.

Yes, yes, a miracle

Of nature, we've been through

All that, yes.

A beauty to behold.

Let me tell you something.

This tree is not just a tree.

It's not?

No.

You see, the wood from the

Migrating mulberry tree is the

Only wood good enough, strong

Enough, uh, floaty enough to

Build the leakey lumpus!

A boat?

Yay.

The boat I've been building

Since I was a wee little boy.

Just thinking about finishing

This boat makes me all...

Teary-eyed.

So step aside.

I don't have time for any of

Your emotional brouhaha.

I'm cutting down this tree

Right now!

Sir, maybe since it's the

Last of its kind, you may not

Want to chop it.

Slinkman, if you don't help

Me with this, I'm taking away

Mr. Squishy again.

Please stop crying.

I...

Said...

Stop crying!

Oh, for pete's sake!

Stop crying, and I won't chop

Down the tree!

Really?

Promise?

Yes, yes, I promise.

Just stop the waterworks, ok?

Thank you,

Scoutmaster lumpus.

You're the greatest.

Yes, yes, I am.

Thank you.

Well, I'm bushed.

[Yawns]

I'm just gonna go saw some logs.

I mean, snoozy-snoozy.

Good night, scouts.

What are you doing

With that ax?

Oh, this old thing?

I was just gonna do a little,

Uh, pruning at...night.

What?

Scoutmaster lumpus,

You were gonna cut this tree

Down, weren't you?

That does it!

I am the scoutmaster,

And you are the scouts!

I am gonna chop down that tree,

And you have no say

In the matter!

Huddle!

Break!

Scoutmaster lumpus, we've

Decided to step aside and let

You chop down the tree.

You're darn tootin' i--

Wait, what?

You're telling me I can chop

Down the tree?

If you follow the ancient

Camp kidney tree-be-gone ritual,

Then you can chop down the tree.

What's he talking about,

Slinkman?

He's right, sir.

There is a ritual.

"The tree chopper must stand

Without moving, becoming one

With the tree."

Give me that!

So all I have to do is follow

This ritual thingy, and I can

Chop the tree down?

Yep.

No funny business?

Just a ritual.

Hot dog!

I can see

That finished boat now.

Let's do it!

Let us begin the tree-be-gone

Ritual.

Ahem.

Oh, tree chopper, toppler of

Timber, de-foiler of foliage...

m*rder*r.

Ok, skip to the ritual part.

Um, "step one:

Tree branches are to be held in

Each hand.

Hold arms out like tree

Branches.

Hold this position.

Pay attention, kids.

I'm going to teach you all about

Commitment, dedication,

And focus.

And--how long

Do I have to stand here?

Until you feel one

With the tree.

What?

Good luck, lumpus.

[Mumbles]

One with the tree, I never...

In all of creation I shall never

See anything as lovely as a--

Boat.

♪ All around the mulberry tree

The moose chases the monkey ♪

Ooh!

Ouch!

Cramp!

Ok, just relax.

Re-lax.

[Snoring]

[Drum beating]

Begin lumpus tree initiation.

Repeat after me.

I am a tree.

I am a tree.

Tree, tree, tree.

Tree, tree, tree.

Goody for me.

Goody for me.

Wait here.

Wait here.

Pinecone egg.

Rock milk.

Drink this.

Yuck.

Yay!

Heh heh heh.

So we're done now, right?

♪ Boom boom boom boom boom

Boom

Boom boom boom boom boom

Boom ♪

["Booms" imitate "la cucaracha"]

♪ First step in the montage

Hotness in the sweat lodge

Next you must jump off the dock

What a difference

Quite a shock

Dancing on the hot coals

Who needs toe hairs?

Who needs soles?

Gather up your power tools

Saws and axes are for fools

Throw them into leakey lake

Hurry up, for goodness sake

Next you wear a blindfold ♪

♪ Trees can't see

Or so I'm told

Spin around in rapid pace

Just so you can find your face ♪

Uhh...

Let me get that for you, sir.

["Here comes the bride" playing]

Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here

Because of true love.

Do you, scoutmaster lumpus,

Take this tree as your lawfully

Wedded wife?

Uh, eh, yes!

And do you, migrating

Mulberry tree, take scoutmaster

Lumpus as your husband?

Then I now pronounce you

Man and wife.

[Cheering]

I get so emotional

At weddings.

Blech!

What the--

Wait a minute!

What in the--

What is the meaning of this?

What's going on?

True love?

Where are my clothes?

Scoutmaster, we just--

Where is my chainsaw?

In the lake.

What about my axes?

Lake.

Handsaws?

Lake.

Chisels?

Lake.

Spoons?

Lake.

You think you have outsmarted

Me, but you are wrong!

I'm cutting down that tree

If it's the last thing I do!

Uh, can I help you, sir?

[All gasp]

[Chainsaw noises]

Please!

I've got a retainer!

I am going to cut this tree

Down once and for all!

Oh, no!

What kind of moose am i?

I admit it!

I am in love with you,

Not this boat.

Wow!

Can't you see I want to spend

The rest of my life with you,

Mrs. Lumpus?

♪ 'Cause they are in love

Ahh...

[Humming "la cucaracha"]

I brought your coffee,

My darling.

Darling?

Darling!

Scoutmaster lumpus?

What?

She's a migrating tree.

She's supposed to leave,

And you gave her the chance

To do that.

Zappy.

And if she's a migrating

Tree, that means she'll be back.

And we'll be here

Until she does.

She'll be back.

Postcard for

Algonquin c. Lompus.

That's lumpus!

Never mind.

What's this?

"We are spending this year's

Migration season vacationing

In florida.

Wish you were here.

Love, migrating mulberry tree

And family."

My family!

Wait.

Florida?

They're gonna need a boat!

It is ready.

Your marshmallow is now ready.

I do not think you are doing

That correctly.

I know what I'm doing.

So, are you going to eat that
or not?

Attention, campers!

Attention, campers!

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio went to

Camp and turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[Yodeling]

[Snoring]

Wow, this is great.

Par-ty!

Par-ty!

Par-ty!

Par-ty!

[Cheering]

Attention, everyone.

I want to toast the sasquatch

Of smores, the prince of peeps,

The marshmallow man himself,

My buddy raj!

Oh, no, no, please.

You are too kind, for it is I

That should be toasting my buddy

Lazlo, a true friend with a

Heart of marshmallow.

Marshmallow buddies...

Forever!

Woo-hoo!

[Chanting, "go! Go! Go!"]

[Rooster crows]

Go.

Go.

Go.

Stop.

Go.

Stop.

Stop already!

Hey, where is everyone going?

What possible explanation could

There be for leaving a

Marshmallow mingle?

It's not like there's

A marshmallow shortage

Or anything.

I mean, come on.

Wow, this is a first.

I've never known a camp kidney

Without marshmallows.

We're just gonna have to make

Some changes.

I propose that for the good of

Good old camp kidney, jelly bean

Cabin should stop eating

Marshmallows.

All agreed say, jelly.

Jelly.

Jelly.

Raj, where did you get those

Marshmallows?

I--i saved the leftovers

From our marshmallow parties

For myself.

Didn't you read the sign?

There's a shortage.

I thought we made

A jelly cabin pact.

Jelly!

How can you keep eating

Marshmallows when you gave

Your word?

Like this.

And like this.

Give me those.

I thought we were

Marshmallow buddies.

What about

The jelly cabin pact?

Marshmallow buddies.

Jelly cabin pact.

Raj!

Hey, what's that?

Ok, raj,

Think of this as a game,

A game called you are not

Leaving this cabin until you are

Cured of your marshmallow urges.

We'll let you go as soon as--

You failed to earn your

Knot-tying badge 17 times,

And you most certainly will not

Get one today.

[Snoring]

There, there, raj.

You're over the hump.

You didn't have a single

Marshmallow all night.

I'm really proud of you, buddy.

I think you should have

A reward.

I've been saving a very special

Carob-dipped marshmallow that

My parents sent me from brazil.

But I think you deserve it for

Being such a good friend.

Aah!

It's gone!

Raj, some terrible, terrible

Person has stolen my--

What?

Did you steal my marshmallow?

I am offended.

I thought that we were all

Marshmallow buddies.

Well, I guess that I was wrong.

Fine!

I do not need you.

We don't like doing this,

Raj.

It's for your own good.

I do not want my own good!

Some marshmallow buddies you

Turned out to be!

How dare they accuse me of

Eating too many marshmallows

When I obviously do not need...

M-marshmallows...

Marshmallow!

Well, I can't let a perfectly

Good marshmallow go to waste.

Mmm. See?

I can stop any time I want.

Marshmallow!

Xrz marshmallow dispenser?

Marshmallows!

There must be 90 of the gooey

Little nuggets in here.

How do I get in this thing?

Come on!

Open!

Mother of all marshmallows!

A marshmallow machine!

Patsy, I'm sorry to

Interrupt, but I don't want to

Hear any more stories.

I'm scared.

Yeah, can we just eat our

Marshmallows and turn in?

No!

Now, stop interrupting.

Where was i?

Oh, yeah.

"In search of campers,

The evil white yeti monster

Would creep through the woods

And moan

Like this..."

That's scary.

Yes, yes, I know.

Patsy, stop it.

You're really scaring us.

Hee hee hee!

That's it, patsy.

I'm heading in.

Girls, girls, girls,

You're overreacting.

Now, calm down and listen.

So, this certain yeti

Had a particular taste

For campers.

He'd lumber right into their

Campsite, sneaking along right

Up behind an unexpecting camper,

And he'd moan

Like this..."

[Screaming]

[Moaning]

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Everyone have their glow sticks?

Good.

Now, I know it's dangerous, but

In order to protect our camp,

We have to drive the yeti back

Into the mountains.

Or at least into

The bean scout camp.

[Ballad playing]

Please turn it off, clam.

I can't listen to that tune.

It reminds me of raj.

My head says we did the right

Thing by being tough on raj,

But my heart still hurts.

Well, I guess I'll cry myself

To sleep again.

Good night.

[Raj moaning]

What was that?

It sounds like raj.

Raj.

It sounds like

He's in trouble.

What if something bad

Happens to him?

Happens to him.

Clam, were we too tough

On raj?

Too tough.

You're right.

I think I was too tough!

Too tough!

Hold on, marshmallow buddy!

We're coming!

See anything?

Footprints!

This way.

[Moaning]

[Screaming]

Raj?

Raj?

Raj?

I hear something over here.

Look at me.

I look like a mess.

A big sticky marshmallow mess.

I have become a marshmallow.

Who's there?

Raj?

Lazlo?

Clam?

Raj!

Hi-ya, buddy!

We've been looking for you

Everywhere.

You have been looking for me?

Yep.

We want you back.

But I am a marshmallow!

That's ok, raj.

We love marshmallows.

We love our marshmallow buddy.

[Grunts]

Oh, really?

I love you guys, too!

Hey, look,

It's a couple of bean scouts

Crying.

They probably saw the yeti

And couldn't handle it.

For your info, yetis don't

Exist, and the only thing that

Makes a bean scout cry is a

Chopped onion.

If you find your yeti, ask if

He's seen any unicorns.

Come on.

Let's go.

Oh, no.

Uhh, we're stuck!

[Screaming]

Carl, did you hear that?

It sounds like campers.

Ooh, I'm scared!

Campers are a myth,

You yeti knucklehead!

Hey, uh, you gonna eat that?

It is ready.

Your marshmallow is now ready.

I do not think you are doing

That correctly.

I know what I'm doing.

So, are you going to eat that
or not?