01x10 - Slugfest/Beans and Weenies

[bunniefuu]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o ♪

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o

Yodel-le-eee ♪

♪ If you're healthy

And you know it

Clap your hands

If you're healthy

And you know it

Clap your hands

If you're healthy

And you know it

Then your heart

Will truly show it

If you're healthy

And you know it

Clap your hands ♪

Are you ready for some

All-natural, organic,

Homeopathic, garden wienies?

Hold your excitement.

There's enough for everyone.

Mmm.

Look out.

Doesn't that smell yummy?

[Groan]

There you go.

Next batter up.

Oof!

[Gasp]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Lazlo whistles]

Hey, you, grizzly gus.

It's me--saddlebag sam.

And I've come back for my tater

Tot mine.

Over my cold, crispy, dead

Hide, sam.

Suit yourself.

Lazlo.

I think you and jelly cabin can

Help wheatgrass willie here make

The wienies next week.

Uh-oh.

♪ If you're healthy

And you know it

R-roll the tofu ♪

No, no, no, lazlo.

You r-roll the tofu.

Thr-thr-roll the tofu.

♪ If you're healthy

And you know it

Pestle the grain ♪

Raj, we pestle,

Not pulverize it.

♪ If you're healthy

And you know it

[Coughing]

The vegan paste

Will truly show it ♪

[Choking]

How's the vegan paste coming...

[Coughing]

Clam?

Ack!

I am not running some home

Economics class.

I've got some backpacking to do!

Oh, no.

Who is going to make the wienies

Now?

Whatever happened to good,

Old-fashioned hot dogs?

I think they went out of

Fashion with long underwear.

Say, raj, didn't you once

Tell me that you used to help

Your mom make the softest,

Fluffiest bread at home?

She had the best buns in the

Whole village.

And, clam, didn't you used to

Help your pop add special zing

To a spicy barbecue mustard

Sauce?

Yeah. Zing, zing!

Then what's stopping jelly

Cabin from making some good,

Old-fashioned hot dogs?

Uh, the actual hot dog?

My ma used to boil a pretty

Mean wienie.

[Cheering]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

Time for lunch.

Please gather to the mess hall

For another hot dog monday.

Oh, uh, today's wienies

Presented to you by your fellow

Campers in jelly cabin.

Oh, that's right.

Mcmuesli's pinch hitters.

I'd be happy to take last rights

If anyone's interested.

Good luck, samson.

Can I have your tater tots if

You don't make it?

Get the stomach pumps revved

Up.

Here we go, boys.

Zing, zing.

All righty then, jellies.

It's wienie time.

Go ahead, samson.

We'll notify your next of kin.

Hey, this is way above

Average!

[Gobbling]

Wienierific!

Hot dog heaven.

Culinary magic in the way of

The frankfurter.

And they're pretty good, too.

Wait a minute!

Move aside.

Coming through!

I'll be the judge about how

Great these hot dogs are.

[Sniffing]

Well, edward?

It's...

It's...

It's the best hot dog I've ever

Had!

Why, thank--

Ever!

Thank you, edward.

That's right!

Get 'em while they're hot.

Mmm!

Hooray for jelly cabin hot dog

Mondays!

[Campers chanting "hot dogs!"]

Zing, zing.

Get 'em while they're hot.

[Chanting continues]

Zing!

Get 'em!

Hot dogs!

Hot dogs!

Hot dogs!

Being hot dog kings is harder

Than I thought.

I feel like I haven't slept

In days.

Hey, clam!

How are you holding up?

Clam!

Stop yellowing!

Whew!

Who would have thought that my

Buns could cause such

Excitement?

You have very nice buns, raj.

Mystic mustard.

Yes, clam.

Your mystic mustard is causing

Excitement, too.

But it's the buns that do the

Heavy lifting.

Pbbt!

What are you saying?

That that puke-colored glop is

As popular as my pillowy

Cushions of love?

Hey, guys, we're a team.

And in a team, the doughnut hole

Is greater than some of its

Other parts.

[Shouting]

Hot dog monday postponed due

To irreconcilable differences?

Oh, man.

That's a bummer.

Come on, guys.

Let's talk about this.

There is nothing to talk

About.

Not speaking.

I think we're just getting

Testy because our material is

Getting stale.

My buns are not getting

Stale!

Mustard not stale!

Maybe if we just switch

Positions for a while.

Raj can do mustard and clam can

Do buns.

Hot dogs do not even need

Mustard!

It is disgusting!

Buns are disgusting!

And boring.

You think buns are boring?

I will show you boring!

There is nothing boring about

Buns!

There are a cushiony pillow of

Love!

Guys!

Stop it!

We're supposed to be best

Friends!

Aah!

So it's true.

They do bathe in mustard.

Is it true that you sleep in



When are we gonna have hot

Dog mondays again?

What about your fans?

Come on, guys.

It's not that big of a deal.

Not a big deal?

You cured our case of the

Mondays.

You gave us something to live

For!

Don't we matter anymore?

Well, we really appreciate

It.

But we have something more

Important to deal with right

Now...

Friendship.

Aww!

Yeah, but we can't eat

Friendship.

Yeah!

Don't you guys realize that

Friendship is the most important

Ingredient in a hot dog?

Yes, but who needs a friend

When you have great buns?

Ya-hoo!

Mustard is, uh, good!

Mustard!

May I remind you of buns?

[Cheering]

Mustard!

Buns!

Mustard!

Buns!

All right, we get the point

Already!

Hey, if they broke up, we

Could have 3 separate hot dog

Nights.

[Cheering]

But the jellies do hot dogs

Together on mondays.

Bun boy night!

Bun boy night!

Mr. Mustard night!

Mr. Mustard night!

Break up!

Break up!

Break up!

Break up!

This is what you've all been

Waiting for.

Mmm!

Hey, there's nothing even on

This thing.

It's just a bun.

Where's the substance?

Where's the main event?

Yeah!

You expect me to eat a plate

Of plain mustard?

It has zing.

Here's your zing.

Hey, raj.

What are you doing here?

I am just hanging out in a

Filthy dumpster with my

Worthless buns.

Yeah.

I was just getting rid of these

Dumb old frankfurters.

Hey, clam.

Are you hiding out here, too?

No.

I was eating garbage.

Ahh!

Hey, do you want to make a

Jelly cabin hot dog for old

Time's sake?

As long as you do not mind

Working with an old has-bun.

Or mustard misfit.

Or a little wienie like me.

Ok.

Ready?

Here is the cushiony pillow of

Love.

And here's the dog.

Ruff, ruff!

And zing!

[Sniffing]

Hey, I know that smell.

Ahh.

It really feels good, doesn't

It?

Just like old times.

Let's do it again.

Hey, up there.

Jelly cabin's making hot dogs

Again.

It's so exciting, I'm drooling.

The jellies are back!

We want hot dogs!

We want hot dogs!

Good golly, why can't they

Just let us make hot dogs for

Ourselves?

But look, they're an angry

Mob.

How can we keep all the hot dogs

For ourselves?

Give us hot dogs!

Give us hot dogs!

Give us hot dogs!

Does anyone even know what

Hot dogs are made of anyway?

I'm suddenly feeling like

Pizza.

What about you?

I'm actually considering

Going vegan.

Really?

I was reading about that.

Good job, raj.

Now we have all of our delicious

Frankfurters all to ourselves.

Just us hot dog buddies.

Why did I ever have to bring

That up?

I'm not that hungry anymore.

Yuck.

At least we have each other,

And we're buddies again.

But what are we made of?

Uh, stuff.

Stuff?

What kind of stuff?

Stuff stuff.

You know, by-products.

All beef.

Slinkman. Slinkman.

Come on, slinkman.

Hand it over.

The job isn't over till the

Paperwork's done.

Ha ha ha.

That's--that's very funny,

Slinkman, but the joke's over

Now.

Come on, hand it over.

Slinkman, this is an emergency!

Slinkman, hand that over.

That's an order.

Slinkman.

Please, slinkman.

Please hand it over!

Slinkman, hand it over now.

I mean right now!

Oh, ha ha!