01x12 - Beans and Pranks/Movie Night

[bunniefuu]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-eee...

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Good morning, campers.

It's time to wipe those sleepers

Out of your eyes, and to help

You do that, we have today's

Musical guest, mississippi slug.

Is it safe?

Is what safe, sir?

Echo.

Echo!

Testing.

You seem a little troubled,

Sir.

Of course I'm troubled!

Did you see this?

Miss va-va-va moose?

Very attractive, sir, but--

Not miss moose, you slime

Faucet!

This--the date!

Every year on this very date, I

Get pranked--that's right,

Pranked, practically joked,

Gagged, spoofed--itching powder,

Spiders in my bed, curlers in my

Nose hair.

Ooh, I've had them all.

But not this year.

Uh-uh.

Oh, they won't get me this time.

Do you have any idea who the

Prankster is, sir?

Of course.

It's lazlo and the jelly beans.

Do you have any proof, sir?

You're the proof, slinkman.

You're going undercover in the

Jelly bean cavern.

Under, uh...

You'll pose as a new camper,

Get in cahoots with the

Gangsters--eh, pranksters, I

Mean--and inform me when they're

About to pull a prank.

Of course, you need a disguise.

Here.

Well, that's perfect.

I can hardly recognize you.

[Slinkman gulps]

All right, bean scouts.

It's time to play elevator

Frenzy!

We're going up!

We're going down!

We're going up!

We're going down!

We're going up!

Up! Down!

When was the last time this

Elevator was inspected?

Ooh!

The elevator inspector!

Ahem.

I just, eh, wanted to--ahem--

Introduce you to a new scout.

He's my nephew, and he is going

To be your new roommate.

His name is, uh...boris.

Say hi to the scouts, boris.

Hi, man.

How's it going?

Ahem.

What?

Uh...gee willikers.

Hi, boris.

Boris here just loves

Shenanigans and hijinks.

Don't you, nephew?

Uh...

Don't forget this.

Ow!

The murray novelty company?

Your, uh, supplies--

I mean, luggage.

So, scoutmaster lumpus is

Your uncle, huh?

He's the best.

Oh, he's not so hot.

You know what would be funny?

Playing a prank on the big

Moose.

The big moose?

[Laughing]

What's a prank?

You guys are kidding me,

Right?

Uh...

Eh...

Ok. I can play along.

I've got a whole bag of pranks.

For example, the happy buzzer.

It gives a person a shocking

Buzz when you shake hands.

Wow!

Go ahead, try it.

You're right.

It is totally shocking!

No, no, the shock is for the

Other person.

Oh.

Here you go, raj.

Thank you kindly.

Eee!

Yaa!

This is marvelous!

I am like a hiccupping jumping

Bean.

Yaaah!

Whoopee!

Oh, I see you found the

Whoopee cushion.

Classic prank.

I don't get it.

Well, it's simple.

You sit on this cushion, and it

Makes a--well, a rude sound.

It's very embarrassing.

[Blatt]

[Pfft]

Whoopee!

That's...quite...funny.

Heh heh heh.

Psst!

Slinkman, come out here.

Call me boris.

I'll call you some other

Things if you don't come out

Here!

Sir?

Over here!

So did you get any evidence?

Can I expel them now?

The jelly beans seem

Completely innocent, sir.

They might even be imbeciles.

>What?

They've got you bamboozled,

Slinkman.

Boris.

Don't get wise with me!

They're clever and duplicitous,

Way too cunning for the likes of

You.

That's why I devised this hidden

Microphone disguised as an

Ordinary necklace, so I'll be

Able to listen in on all their

Conversations.

Boris?

Where'd you go?

We want to do more pranks.

Rember, I'm listening.

The mess hall kitchen is a

Perfect place to pull some

Pranks.

Just leave it to us, boris.

Yeah!

We'll prank the behoozies out of

This place.

[Clatter]

Are you hearing all this,

Sir?

Yes! Yes!

It sounds like they're

Ransacking the place.

I got 'em!

Aha!

I caught you pranksters

Red-handed!

I guess you're right,

Scoutmaster lumpus.

Our hands are red--

Red from washing all the dishes!

Grr!

Slinkman, is this a prank?

Well, I suggested--

This is not a prank!

I need a prank!

Yes, sir.

And rember, I'm listening.

What are we doing here?

Well, here's another classic

Prank: alter a sign and make it

Funny.

Can you think of a way to make

This one funny?

Ohh.

I know what would make it funny.

[Giggling]

[Clatter]

Scoutmaster lumpus, are you

Hearing this?

Scoutmaster lumpus?

Ahh.

Destruction of camp property.

There's no sweeter sound.

Defacing the camp gates,

Ruing the camp sign,

Replacing it with...

The arc d'triumph?

Yow!

Slinkman!

I know, I know.

You're listening.

Aah!

What in mother's wind?

I'm channeling a wildebeest with

Pancreatitis.

♪ Bean scout boris

Had a farm... ♪

Hey, could you--

Could you not do that?

Please don't do that.

Could you not do that, please?

What is wrong with this

Thing?

I can't take any more of this!

Scoutmaster lumpus?

Aah!

You!

Don't you know it's against camp

Rules to sneak up on the

Scoutmaster?

I just wanted to personally

Thank you for putting your

Nephew boris in our cabin.

Mmm.

We were wondering if you had

Any more nephews at home.

Oh, don't think I don't know

What you're doing.

I was a bean scout, too, once,

You know.

Really?

That's lumpus!

Hah!

Oww!

Cute.

Yes, I was.

You know, I was known to prank

The big moose myself in the day.

You did?

How'd you do it?

Well, I waited till he took a

Nap.

The big moose takes a nap?

Of course the big moose takes

A nap!

He's big, isn't he?

Anyway, let's see.

I used scissors, shaving cream,

Toilet paper, and makeup, and

If--

Where'd he go?

Hello?

Little monkey boy?

Hey, boris, your pranks were

Fun, but now we're ready to kick

It up a notch.

It's time to prank the big

Moose!

Really? The big moose?

When--

Heh heh!

Really? The big moose?

Big moose.

Oh, you should have seen him,

Slinkman.

Lazlo walked right into my trap.

So you pretend to nap, and...

They come in, prank me, I

Catch them and expel them!

And make sure they prank me by

Dinnertime.

Yes, sir, dinnertime.

This charade has gone on long

Enough.

But what if you really fall

Asleep?

Slinkman, just because I'm

Laying on a comfy couch doesn't

Mean that i--

[Snoring]

So, you guys ready?

One last check.

Toilet paper!

Check.

Scissors.

Check.

Makeup.

Check.

Toast. Mmm.

Ok. Uh, check.

Oh.

I forgot to tell you where to

Find the big moose at this time.

Oh, we know where to find

Him.

He's where he always is.

[Muttering]

[Giggling]

Shh! Shh!

Quiet.

Mama, more cottage cheese,

Please.

Everyone, dinner is now

Served in the mess hall.

Where are they?

[Screaming]

Where are the jelly beans?

Here we are, scoutmaster

Lumpus!

Good!

Because you are going to pay for

What you did to my face!

Aah!

Look at his face!

It's hideous!

It's grotesque!

It's like the backside of an

Orangutan!

I'm going blind!

I know.

It's shocking.

It's--

Uh, sir?

Sir, you may want to take a

Look.

I sure do.

Just let me study the evid--

Aah!

There's nothing wrong with my

Face!

I thought you were gonna prank

The big moose.

We did prank the big moose.

See?

What?

We gave him a shave, a

Haircut, a new suit, and a

Shine.

Nooo!

This can't be.

This is not a prank.

You're supposed to prank me!

I'm the big moose, me!

Don't you shrubs know what a

Prank is?

That's a prank.

That's a prank.

You.

Me?

Grab that plate and throw it,

Right here.

What?

Don't be a wimp!

Just throw--umph!

[Muttering]

[Crying]

Anyone else want to prank the

Big moose?

Come on!

I want some real pranking right

Here, right--

That was a step in the right

Direction.

Oh, is that it?

I want you to give me all you

Got!

Come on, you can do better

Than that.

I'm gonna step outside for a

Minute, give you scouts a chance

To reload.

Oh!

[Groaning]

Hey!

You're not boris.

You're slinkman.

That's slinkman?

It was lumpus' idea.

He pranked you.

He did?

I did.

Scoutmaster lumpus pranked

Us?

Scoutmaster lumpus pranked

Us?

Hooray for lumpus, king of

Pranks!

Hooray for scoutmaster

Lumpus!

Boris is slinkman.

Heh heh heh!

[Scouts cheering]

Hooray!

For me.

Dear diary, another june 9

Has gone by, another year that

Scoutmaster lumpus has forgotten

My birthday.

That's why I'm the one who

Pranks him every year on this

Date.

It was so good this year.

I didn't have to do a thing.

[Knock on door]

Oh.

Slinkman, you're still up.

Goody good.

With all the commotion today and

My deep humiliation, I almost

Forgot.

Happy birthday.

Oh, and by the way, the

Handwriting in your

Diary--atrocious.

Work on that, will you?

Ouch!

Ohh.

Veronica, are you ok?

Yes, blake, I'm fine.

Wait a minute.

Is that a scab there on your--

Aah!

There, there's another.

Aah!

Two scabs.

There's only one.

No, I definitely see two.

One, two.

Aah!

Two scabs.

Aah! 3!

Aah!

What?

It's just a bad mole.

That is no mole.

It's a scab.

Aah!

And you're turning into a

Scab zombie.

Eeh!

[






]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-eee...


I do not like scary movies.

Is this movie scary, lazlo?

Does a film called "the

Mountain zombies of scab lagoon"

Sound scary to you?

Maybe just a little.

Next in line, please.

My big brother says this is

The best film of the year.

So I bought the film's latest

Merchandise--the official

Glow-in-the-dark crew t-shirt,

The director-issued mountain

Zombie action figure with

Scab-blasting action...

Ooh!

And the appropriate headwear

With posable arms.

Next in line.

That's me!

Hey, edward!

I thought I heard the birthday

Boy.

Well, technically it's not your

Birthday till tomorrow.

Anyway, happy birthday...

Tomorrow!

You know, the day after today?

Grr!

Uh, sir, we have a small

Situation here.

Yeah, I know.

Who let a monkey in the

Projection booth?

No, sir.

This film is rated "bb" for big

Boys only.

Ah, big deal.

Sir, commander hoohah takes

This rule very seriously, and

The punishment for not enforcing

It is, well, unspeakable.

Lumpus, for not following the

Rules, no more milky wilky for

You--ever!

[Gasp]

Slinkman, this camper is

Banned from the movie!

What?

Wise decision, sir.

He'll have to watch something

More age-appropriate.

Yes, of course.

We can't have him watching

Something he's not emotionally

Ready for.

[Snickering]

Not ready?

Young man--i mean, little

Boy--tonight you will enjoy one

Of my personal favorites, "mr.

Cotton goes to bubbleland."

Lazlo!

You monster!

Take that!

Aah!

And that!

Aah!

And, uh, that.

Oh, my goodness, no more

Scabs.

Yes, many scabs.

Eee!

Mr. Cotton said "howdy" to

All his neighbors in bubbleland.

Ha ha ha!

Pass the bite-size marshmallows,

Please, alvin.

Edward.

I love this part.

That was the best movie ever!

Yeah!

And--and--and then his arm fell

Off.

That's when we knew he was a

Zombie.

It was quite logical.

I loved the scary parts and

The not-scary parts!

Me, too.

Hey, edward.

How was your movie night?

"How was your movie night?"

How was my movie night?

I'll tell you how it was.

Can I tell you how I loathed it?

How I would have preferred

Sitting in a cow's stomach

Watching grass be digested?

Ok. Maybe later.

Attention, campers.

To prevent another

Near-catastrophic mishap like

Last night's scandalous movie

Situation, little boys will be

Separated from the big boys for

All activities.

I'm sure glad today's my

Birthday.

Slinkman.

All the big boys, report to

The right wall, and little boys

To the left.

[All talking at once]

Uh, edward, can I have a quick

Word with you?

It's about your birthday.

No need to wish me a happy

Birthday.

Just being a big boy is birthday

Enough.

Uh...that's just it.

According to your birth

Certificate, you're technically

Not a big boy until 6:00 p.m.

Tonight.

I'm afraid you're still a little

Boy.

[Gasp]

No!

Sorry, edward.

You'll have to report to the

Left.

It's the camp rule.

No exceptions.

You know, slinkman, I admire

Your fine eye for detail.

Ok!

Everyone knows who the big boys

Are and who the little boy--

Uh, platypus thing, whatever it

Is, is.

Dismissed!

Wait, sir.

Rule states that all little boys

Must be chaperoned by a big boy

During activities.

Why must you always fuss over

Details?

All right.

I need one chaperone.

Who should I pick?

How about lazlo, sir?

Right.

Lazlo, report to me immediate...

Ly.

Lazlo reporting as

Immediately as possible, sir.

You'll be edward's chaperone.

One chaperone coming up!

What are you smiling at?

You must be so happy.

You have one more glorious day

Of little boy status, and after

Today, you never get to be a

Little boy again.

So to make the most of this,

I've made a list of all the most

Amazing little boy activities.

Come on!

We're wasting valuable time.

[Yelling]

You call this an amazing

Activity?

I feel ridiculous.

But you look so adorable,

Just as a little boy should.

Ooh!

Look, edward!

I'm pruning!

Come on!

Move those hips, edward.

You'll get the hang of it.

See?

Look at this.

Pretty nifty, huh?

Are we having fun yet?

Are we having fun?

You got to be having fun.

Block time!

Pirate time!

Paint time.

Sing-along time!

♪ Old macdonald had a farm

E-i-e-i-o

And on this farm, he-- ♪

Come on, sing along!

Walk time!

Choo choo time!

Snuggle time!

Aargh!

That does it!

No more snuggle time!

No more tubby time.

No more baby time.

It's big boy time now, baby, and

I demand to be treated as such!

Edward, the determining

Factor of your becoming a big

Boy is not of this world.

In one hour, at exactly 6:00

P.m. Tonight, the celestial

Planets will align perfectly so

That your entire being will

Change.

I remember when it happened to

Me.

[Baby talk]

But the hypotenuse is never

Equal to its obtuse angle unless

The square root equals pi.

[Baby talk]

Now do you understand?

I have just enough time to set

Up your last activity.

I'll only be gone a few minutes.

You sit here, and fluffy bear

Will keep you company until I

Get back.

[Door closes]

[Whistling]

Time for my own activity.

Big boys, big boys, big boys--

[Gasp]

"Mountain zombies from scab

Lagoon."

Ok, everyone, on your toes.

Sampson, you sample chips and

Dip.

Uh, any order?

Dip then chip?

No, no, no. No.

Chip then dip.

Uh, you guys?



Really?

See? I told you.

I can't help it.

My eyeballs are upside down.

I can't wait to see edward's

Face.

He'll be so surprised!

I'm so proud of him, waiting so

Patiently to become a big boy.

Party hat.

I can finally see it!

No one can tell me I can't watch

"Mountain zombies at scab

Lagoon."

I'm feeling older already.

Ooh!

Look out, guys.

There's something in your canoe.

Jeez!

Watch out.

That guy's head's not attached

To his...body.

Ok.

I'm--i'm a big boy.

I'm a big--aah!

A scab!

Ok, I think that's enough.

I proved my point.

You can turn off now, you

Lame...

Aah!

A zombie movie projector!

It won't die!

I got to get out of here!

[Grunting]

Little boys aren't allowed in

Here!

[Screaming]

Surprise!

Not yet, clam.

I will tell you when it is time.

Surprise!

Clam!

Eh, surprise?

Clam, you are

Festivity-challenged.

Happy boxing day!

Eh, in canada.

Let me out!

I can't take this!

You...must...die!

Sprocketed, low-life, celluloid

Big-boy excuse for a...

Oh, no, edward.

You are not a big boy.

You are cosmically insufficient.

I am not a big boy.

Ugh!

I...

I am a small boy, a slithering,

Small boy.

It's almost time.

Guess I'll go get edward.

[Splat]

Edward?

Edward, it's you!

Yeah.

[Garbled]

Hey, everyone, look what I

Just stepped in.

It's edward!

Surprise!

Ok, now, clam.

Pancakes!

You're just in time to watch

Your last minute of little

Boyhood click away.

[Cheering]

Congratulations, edward.

You're a big boy now!

And to mark the occasion, we

Have a surprise for you.

Ta da!

Your first big boy movie!

"Mountain zombies of scab--"

No!

Please!

Anything but a big boy movie!

Show me mr. Cotton!

Hey, what's all the racket?

What are you pests doing here?

Uh, well, it's edward's

Birthday.

So we were gonna watch a movie.

Perfect.

Just the thing while I enjoy my

Milky wilky.

[Gulping]

Start the movie!

[Growling]

Hey!

I'm watching it!

I'm really watching it!

[Screaming]

What is this?

This is not mr. Cotton.

I am not ready for this.

Mommy?

I am not--aah!

Veronica, are you ok?

Yes, blake, I'm fine.

Wait a minute.

Is that a scab there on your--

Aah!

There, there's another.

Aah!

Two scabs.

There's only one.

No, I definitely see two.

One, two.

Aah!

Two scabs.

Aah! 3!

Aah!

What?

It's just a bad mole.

That is no mole.

It's a scab.

Aah!

And you're turning into a

Scab zombie.

Eeh!