02x07 - I've Never Bean in a Sub/The Great Snipe Hunt

[bunniefuu]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-eee...

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Uh, clam?

How long has he been down there?

Don't have watch.

Wow!

Unbelievable.

You should see it down there,

Boys.

It looks just like the inside of

An old dirty snorkeling mask.

How curious.

Yep, it's a whole nother

World down there.

There's even this giant crack

Thing--amazing.

Lazlo, I think your mask is

Broken.

Really?

Aah!

So is dock.

Yoo-hoo!

Make way!

Wow!

Ahoy, water beans.

Where's your dock?

It's, uh...

It's at the cleaners.

Well, we just wanted to show

You our new speedboat.

It's got all the latest

Features.

Show them the grilled cheese

Griller, gretchen.

Ohh!

Mmm.

Much better than the last

Batch.

I wish we had unbroken meat

Stuff at camp kidney.

No meat stuff.

Well, we got ours by selling

Squirrel scout cookies.

Squirrel scout cookies?

I wonder why camp kidney

Doesn't have cookies to sell.

I don't know.

Maybe they're at the cleaners.

[Laughter]

See you, water beans.

May I please have a grilled

Cheese--

Raj, camp kidney's name has

Been besmirched.

Besmirched?

Oh, no.

How can we ever unsmirch our

Besmirchness?

We've got to take our camp

Pride back by buying

Something...cool.

Cool?

And, uh, expensive!

Not broken.

Whichever comes first.

Yeah!

Fellow campers, I have

Terrible news.

Word around the lake is those

Squirrel scouts from acorn flats

Think they're better than us.

They are.

Much better, it's true.

I hear they have a speedboat.

But listen.

I have a plan to get us

Something cooler and more

Expensive than a speedboat.

We're gonna sell beans!

Now, who wants to help me carry

These heavy cans 5 miles into

Town, huh?

This looks like a good place to

Set up shop.

Lazlo?

Where did you get these beans,

Anyway?

Chef mcmeusli

Gave them to me, I think because

They have a funny name.

"Ex...pired."

Hey, that is funny.

Ha ha ha!

All right.

Our display table is up and

Running.

Ooh!

Now can we buy something cool

And expensive?

Patience, my pet.

First we have to unload these

Beans.

Hmm.

Pretty hard to see them in these

Cans.

Clam, front and center.

[Humming]

Easy.

Easy.

Ready for business!

[Whistling]

Look alive, boys.

We got ourselves a customer.

Good afternoon, sir.

Care to buy s--

How is that even possible?

Not to worry.

We'll sell to the next one.

And in addition to being

Nutritious, they're also

Delicious.

Beans?

Don't you have any cookies?

You're thinking of the

Squirrel scouts.

Squirrel scouts.

Thanks, fellas.

I can't believe it.

Two hours, and we have yet to

Sell one bean.

Depression.

Wait a mo!

Nobody's buying our beans

Because they don't know how good

They are.

But we keep telling them.

For some reason, they don't

Believe us.

Hmm.

Yaka!

Beans?

One second, ma'am.

I seem to have another customer.

Hello, person I've never seen

Before.

[Clears throat]

Ahem.

One bean, please.

Here you are, stranger.

That is the most del--

Stranger, no!

Garbage can.

[Retching]

Ohh.

Delicious.

Lazlo, I don't feel too good.

Home.

You guys go ahead.

I'm gonna stay here with my

Beans.

Bye, lazlo.

[Crowd murmuring]

What's going on over there?

We offer a variety of payment

Options.

And how would you like that

Sent?

I don't bake the cookies,

Lady; I just sell them!

Hello, mr. Can.

Can I interest you in some beans

Or friendly conversation?

Yeah, I'm pretty busy, too.

At least I have you beans.

We beans need to stick together.

All I wanted was to buy

Something cool for camp kidney.

Uh..

Son, let me give you some

Advice.

Keep stacking those beans!

You're a natural-born bean

Stacker.

Stack some more.

Sorry, I can't.

I'm selling these beans to buy

Something cool for camp kidney.

Stacking them would be wrong.

Well, sell me some beans,

Then.

Yes, sir.

Now take these beans and

Stack them.

You bet!

Do that again!

There's a monkey outside.

[Snarling]

And he's stacking beans!

[Cheering]

[All talking at once]

[Crowd gasping]

Whoa!

Yay!

[Cheering and applause]

He's dreamy.

He's k*lling our business.

It helps to think like the

Bean--you know, get inside its

Head.

Enjoy the spotlight while it

Lasts.

One little mistake, and that

Pile of beans will come tumbling

Down.

You guys really thought you

Could make enough money to buy

Something cool for camp kidney

By selling beans?

Yes.

Who in their right mind wants

To buy beans?

I don't know.

Whoever is building that giant

Bean tower, perhaps.

Did you guys see that tower?

Hop in, everybody.

[Crowd gasping]

[Tires screech]

Now, keep your eyes peeled

For anything that looks like a

Tower of be--

Hey, guys.

I'm stacking beans.

If there were such a thing as

A world record for bean

Stacking, I am sure you would

Win!

As a matter of fact, the most

Beans ever stacked in one

Stacking is 128,513.

If only we knew how many beans

Lazlo has stacked.

128,512.

That means to break the

Record, lazlo has to stack

Two more beans!

Two beans!

Lazlo, you are only two beans

Away from the bean stacking

Record!

It's a cinch, raj.

Watch this.

Stack the bean!

Stack the bean!

Stack the--

Ooh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

[Cheering]

Unh!

The way that little camper

Stacks a bean, camp kidney must

Be some great place.

[All talking at once]

Get up, lazlo.

One more bean to go.

You can do it, lazlo.

I can't watch.

Wait!

Don't stack that bean!

Please stop!

If you stack that bean, you'll

Break my record.

Stacking beans is my life.

Ever since I was a lad in the

Navy, I've been stacking beans.

It's true.

He set the record 120 years ago.

Please.

That bean stacking record is all

I have left--

That and my submarine--

And if you let me stay the bean

Stacking champeen, I'll donate

My submarine to camp kidney.

[Cheering]

The way that little camper

Stacks a bean, camp kidney must

Be some great place.

Mister, no deal.

This stack of beans is more

Important than a sub.

What?

Camp pride isn't about having

Cool stuff.

It's about doing cool things.

It's about creating new ways to

Have fun with your friends

And sharing that fun with those

Around you.

So I'm winning the bean stacking

Record for camp kidney.

[Gasping]

Lazlo!

What, raj?

[Yelling]

Why is everybody leaving?

Girls, we're back in

Business.

Yeah!

Still the champ!

Still the champ!

Still the champ!

Well, we didn't get the bean

Stacking record, but we did get

Our pride back.

How do you figure that?

With all the money we made,

We were able to buy everyone

Their very own sub.

Our own sub?

Really?

That's fanta--

Here you go.

Submarine sandwiches.

Ooh, I'm oozing with pride.

Mmm!

Well, lazlo, I think camp

Kidney is officially unsmirched.

What's the big deal about

Being in a sub, anyway?

I don't know.

It's a little claustrophobic.

[Whistling]

How is that even possible?

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[Giggling]

[Toot]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-eee...


[Snoring]

Hmm? What?

Aah!

Aah!

Get up, scouts!

I want you dressed and outside

In 30 seconds!

Come on, come on, move it!

Why are we up in the middle

Of the night?

Nobody sleeps tonight.

Now let's move!

♪ Follow me

I heard about these kinds of

Things.

Insane scoutmaster takes his

Troop out to the woods.

There's an ax and a pile of

Bones and--and some marbles

And a bag of cereal,

And all they find is an eyebrow!

[Grunts]

It is obvious that we are

Going to the hot springs.

No, no, night picnic.

I think we're going out to

Collect glowworms.

k*ller glowworms.

Hold on to your eyebrows.

Did I put in a request for

Stupid comments?

[Gibberish]

I didn't think so.

I don't want to hear a word

Until we get there.

All right, you little runts,

Listen up!

I've gathered you here for a

Very important reason.

When this is over, we can all go

Back to sleep.

But not before!

Not before we catch it, that is.

[Teeth chattering]

Catch what, sir?

The snipe, that's what!

There's a snipe on the loose.

And you scouts have to catch it

And put it back in its cage!

It says "snipe" on it, see?

You have to catch it and drag it

All the way back to my office.

Ha ha ha!

Why?

Never mind.

Well, what does it look like?

Who cares?

Jumping junipers, there it

Is!

Aah!

Oh, no, it's over there!

Aah!

It could be anywhere.

Anywhere!

Ha ha ha!

See you back at camp.

Good hunting.

[All groaning]

Ha! Look at them now.

Hee hee hee!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, this is the best part

Of my job, and it gets better

Every year.

There's nothing to be afraid

Of.

Let's make the snipe hunt an

Adventure.

It can be fun!

Hold up there, sporty.

My brother mel told me all about

These bogus snipe hunts.

He was a bean scout back in the

Day.

There is no such thing as a

Snipe.

It's a hoax, a fake-out.

What?

It's a camping prank.

Lumpus pulls it every year.

Huh?

How did they figure it out so

Quickly this time?

Well, there's always next year.

I don't know, edward.

That all sounds like something a

Snipe would say.

Scoutmaster lumpus would never

Do that to us.

Earth to lazlo.

Wake up!

Lazlo to earth.

Let's catch a snipe!

Way to go, monkey boy.

Listen, primate.

Hunt for imaginary snipes all

Night.

I'm going back to bed.

And anyone stupid enough to

Believe that snipe story can

Stay!

We're never not stupid.

Does that mean we stay or go?

Just come on!

Oh! Oh!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

I want to keep my eyebrows!

The fiddleheads are staying.

The hunt goes on.

Maybe edward is right.

No, no, no.

Scoutmaster lumpus would never

Lie to us.

But why do we have to catch a

Snipe?

Scoutmaster lumpus says because

It never minds.

What does it look like?

Well, he said nobody cares.

Nobody cares for it.

I care.

I care.

I care!

Since we all agree, let's

Catch a snipe!

Yeah!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, that snipe's in trouble now.

Ha ha ha!

[Chanting "snipe!"]

Hey, raj, have you seen the

Snipe?

No.

No sign of a snipe yet.

Hey, clam, have you seen it?

No snipe.

[Chanting "snipe!"]

Ehh...

[Sputters]

All your exercise is making me

Hungry!

Whoops!

Hungry?

You guys hear that?

Yes.

It must be the snipe.

I got an idea.

What's that?

That's that.

What's that that?

A tuna bean sandwich, that's

That.

Snipes like them.

How do you know?

Because everyone likes them.

Well, one thing is sure.

Clam loves them.

Clam!

[Belch]

That's that.

Ha ha ha!

[Snickering]

Telephone call for mr. Snipe!

Will a mr. Snipe please step

Up to the white courtesy phone?

Line one for snipe.

[Telephones ring]

Hello?

Ha ha ha!

One year free cable tv for

Snipes!

Check this out.

No one can resist walking down a

Red carpet.

Ladies and gentlemen, the snipe!

[Rooster crows]

[Groaning]

There is no snipe.

[Snores]

[Muttering]

Aah!

Yow!

Ohh!

[Crying]

[Gulp]

Did you hear something?

[Gagging]

The sound came from over

Here.

Lazlo, look.

There is something in the cage.

Snipe.

I see, raj.

What do you suppose it is?

Snipe! Snipe! Snipe! Snipe!

Snipe!

Clam's right.

It's a snipe.

Snipe.

[Grunting]

Whoa!

Lumpus did not tell us snipes

Were so repulsive.

[Croaking]

It looks like he wants to

Play charades.

First word.

Um...

A book.

Encyclopedia of lumpy necks?

Lazlo, do you think it is a

Boy snipe or a girl snipe?

I don't know, raj.

[Growling]

Seems kind of shy.

It's a girl snipe!

What should we name the

She-snipe?

How about...

Jennifer souffle?

Ooh!

That's pretty.

Pleased to make your

Acquaintance, jennifer souffle.

There has been no sign of

Scoutmaster lumpus, and we have

Had jennifer in that cage for 3

Hours.

Maybe it's time to let jennifer

Go.

No, raj.

I want scoutmaster lumpus to see

We caught the she-snipe.

She's looking kind of crummy.

We should do something to make

Her more comfortable.

I know!

We'll fill her cage with snipe

Decor.

These pine cones will simulate

The forest floor.

Hello.

My name is laz-lo.

Are you com-for-ta-ble now?

Dirt for snipe.

Lazlo, look.

Jennifer is trying to tell us

Something.

You're right, raj.

This is an historic moment.

Bean scout and snipe

Communication.

Careful, lazlo.

It is a wild animal.

Ow!

Jennifer doesn't look so good.

Clam, give her some of your

Water.

Ugh!

[Gasp]

Look at her drink.

Yes!

She drinks like a--

Lazlo, do you suppose a snipe is

Some kind of fish?

Yes, of course!

It wasn't because it never minds

Or nobody cares.

Lumpus wanted us to catch the

Snipe to return it to the water.

Aah!

[Grunting]

It's ok, jennifer.

Ok, clam, open the cage.

Aah!

Good-bye, jennifer!

Swim free!

What is wrong, lazlo?

[Sniffling]

It ennobles us all to help dumb

Animals.

We're all done, scoutmaster

Lumpus.

We put your cabin back in order.

Um...ok.

We're going.

Wasn't it strange how

Scoutmaster lumpus was swimming

At the same time we released

Jennifer?

They must have swam right

Past each other without

Noticing.

He sure seems upset that he

Didn't see a snipe.

Oh!

[Coughing]

Pah!

I never want to hear that word

"Snipe" again!

Snipe!

Snipe!

Snipe!

Snipe!

Snipe!

Snipe!

Snipe!

Snipe...

[Whistling]

How is that even possible?

[Giggling]