03x03 - Waiting for Edward/Beans in Toyland

[bunniefuu]

[Reveille plays]

Attention, campers,

Attention, campers--

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were to scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

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[Laughter]

Oh, darn.

I dropped it.

Hey!

What's the big idea?!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Pass it over here.

No, give it here.

Whoops!

Oof!

Head's up.

What are you two twig-heads

Doing?

We thought we'd try making

Fruit salad while hanging from

Our tongues.

That does it!

I've had--

Sorry.

I've had it with you guys.

If I get as far away from you

Dumb nuts as possible, it will

Still be too close!

Bye, edward!

There goes a great guy.

Do you think he saw our

Underwear?

I'll go practice my intellect

Somewhere else.

Attention campers,

The department of forestry has

Reminded us once again to stop

Hitting our heads against

Boulders.

There's that voice again.

On a similar note,

The fish and game department

Reminds us that it's not wise to

Play "this little piggy" with

Sleeping bears.

The voice is coming out of

There!

Anyone in there?!

Hello?

Hey, chip,

Did you find him?

I think so.

He's trapped.

Come on, mr. Voicy.

You can do it!

I won't hurt you.

Aagh!

Chip?

Chip?

I think he's cooking lunch for

You.

Hello.

Hello.

Is this thing on?

Hello?

Aagh!

Look!

You got him out!

Aagh!

No more little piggies!

No more little piggies, please!

Aagh!

That is one smart bear.

[Grumbling]

Slinkman has never called us

Out this early for announcements

Before.

Uh-oh.

Listen up, campers,

Due to our mishap yesterday

Involving--

Well, I won't mention any names,

But their initials are chip and

Skip!

Yay!

Whoo-hoo!

He said our initials!

We are reinstating the rule

That all cabin leaders are

Responsible for their bunkmates.

That means keeping them from

Hurting themselves or others.

Wait a minute.

What does that mean?

Baby-sitting?

In your case, edward,

It means dung-sitting--24/7!

What?!

Edward's gotta dung-sit.

Does that mean he's gonna

Sit on us?

No!

I don't want to be a

Dung-sitter!

I beg you!

You can't do this to me!

I'm sorry, edward.

It's new camp policy!

Whoa!

Oof!

Hey, edward,

Are you gonna sit on us for

Awhile?

I don't know if you want to

Do that.

We just had beans.

[Laughter]

I hate my life.

[Fart]

Here, bunny, bunny,

Bunny, bunny!

He went under there.

[Straining]

Bunny!

Bunny?

He's not under here.

Hey.

This rock is kind of slippery.

You guys,

Don't play with that rock!

It's dangerous!

Oh.

Ok.

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

Ouch!

Don't stand here!

Don't touch this.

Don't...

Eat these.

[Gasping]

You guys are a couple of clay

Noggins.

You're dopey,

Deficient.

You're unnecessary.

What's in those domes?

Can a thought even survive in

There?

Here's a thought.

Think!

Think.

Think.

Think.

Thing.

Think.

Think.

Cheese.

What did edward say the name

Of this game was?

Hanging with edward.

Oh, yeah.

I like this game.

Oy vey!

Listen, you two,

Here's the rules of this game.

You stay in this tree and wait

For me.

I'll be right back.

He's sweet.

Finally alone!

Phew!

The whole cabin to myself.

Let's name things

That taste good.

Ok.

You start.

Leaves.

Crayons.

Rocks.

Bear.

Pillows.

Paper.

Socks.

Hot dogs.

Foie gras.

Smoked goose terrine.

With truffle beans.

[Yawn]

[Sighs]

You guys are a couple of

Dummies.

[Sighs]

Oh, nerts!

Stupid kaleidoscope!

[Muttering]

Hey, samson.

Whatcha got there?

If you must know,

My mom sent me this new

Kaleidoscope.

Only, I can't get it to work

Right.

Give me that thing.

You just push the thing in there

And that holds it there.

Aagh!

Mega nerts!

That's a lot, edward.

Oh, don't mention it, samson.

Sometimes stupid people need

Smart people like me around.

Especially to help the smart

People look good.

Gee.

Thanks, edward.

Next time, try using your

Noodle, huh?!

Nerts.

Nerts.

Oof!

Hey!

Give it back.

You're gonna break it!

Hey, you guys fixed it.

That's weird.

Well, the angle of refraction

Of incoming light was

Misaligned.

We simply readjusted the

Eyepiece to the proper focal

Length.

Uh...

Why do you guys sound so smart?

Because we are smart.

Well, if you're so smart,

Why are you hanging upside down

From a tree?

That's an easy one.

We're waiting for edward.

You're move, brainless.

You sure you want to move there?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Ok, loser.

You can go cry now.

Ah ha ha ha.

Ah ha.

I've--i've taught you well.

Ha.

Observe.

We've invented an accelerated

Growth formula.

Ooh!

Yay!

A question:

What's 20 billion times

Catillion?

480 Lumpillion.

Wow!

Tell me:

How many tubes of toothpaste

Will I use in a lifetime?

You haven't finished your

First one.

They're totally right!

Professors,

In your educated opinion,

Do you believe our sun will

Be a future habitat for lava

People?

Well, actually, lazlo,

In 5 billion years, our sun will

Become a red giant, engulfing 3

Planets in our solar system,

After which it will go

Supernova.

You know, you guys should go

Out and start sharing your

Amazing brain power with the

Rest of the world.

No!

We promised edward we'd stay in

The tree until he got back.

Well...

Where is edward?

You guys are as dumb as

Rocks!

Ugh!

Who am I kidding?

No matter what I try,

It always comes down

To the same thing:

I need their stupidity

To make me feel smart.

[Sobs]

Chip!

Skip!

My brainless buddies,

I need your density!

Excuse me!

What's going on?

Step aside!

Oh, there you guys are.

I've been looking for--

What in heaven's names?!

Hi, edward!

I can't leave you numbskulls

Alone for two minutes without

This!

They're not numbskulls any

More.

They're genius skulls.

What?

It's true!

It was gravity!

The force of attraction

Between two massive bodies.

It delivered hemoglobin to

Our brains.

We're thinking on a quantum

Level now.

Hemo-what's-it?

Here, we made you a present.

What--what is it?

A computer.

We made it out of twigs and

Mud.

The current operator is not

Smart enough to run this

Computer.

They're...

They're smart.

They don't need me anymore.

[Sobbing]

Hey!

Edward!

Where you going?

Aren't you gonna cut us down?

We've been waiting for you!

If you're so smart,

Why don't you cut yourselves

Down?!

Cut ourselves down?

Of course.

Why didn't we think of that?

We redistribute the molecular

Force of gravity towards the

Center of mass.

And focus the balance of

Remaing energy derived from

The centrifugal quotient and

Apply it to the rotational sum.

Ready?

Ready.

Hey, edward,

Wait up!

Just keeps getting weirder,

Doesn't it?

Edward!

Wait up!

Edward!

Just give it a rest already!

Oof!

Aagh!

Oof!

Ow!

[Laughing]

Oh!

That was pretty dumb of you

Guys.

Hey, chip,

Watch me do a raspberry.

Phhbbltphtt!

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey!

That was dumb of you guys.

You guys are dumb again!

Ha ha ha ha.

Idiots!

Aagh!

Edward,

Could you help put skip's tongue

Back on?

You're smart like that, edward.

That's right, chip.

I am smart.

Think.

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Crayons.

Think.





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Socks.

Think.

Phhbbltphtt!

[Reveille plays]

Attention, campers,

Attention, campers--

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were to scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

Dear mom and pop,

Things are a little slow for us

Bean scouts lately.

You see, we're having a shortage

Of toys.

But that's ok.

Because in true camp kidney

Spirit, we're being creative

With the things we do have.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Oof!

Checkmate.

Hi!

I'm samson!

And I'm edward's dummy.

[Laughter]

Make him do it again!

I'm samson,

Edward's dummy.

I want to try!

Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Blah, blah, blah, blah!

Ha ha ha ha.

Plane!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Yay.

Hey.

Clam has a real toy.

Where'd he get that?

Ha ha ha!

I was performing here!

Cool toy!

Did I say you could talk?

[Cheering]

Hey, guys, whatcha got--

Quiet!

Hey, guys, whatcha got there?

Clam turned an everyday

Hairdryer into a remote

Controlled plane.

Plane!

Hurry up and find it,

Slinkman.

You know how I hate to air dry.

[Cheering]

Yeah, this is way better than

Edward's dumb old dummy.

[Growls]

Ow!

Gimme that!

Now we're talking.

Yeah!

Let's see what this baby can

Really do!

Oops!

Uh-oh.

It went into ms. Mucus' trailer.

Here.

Hold this.

If anyone asks,

Edward was never here.

Well, come on, everyone,

Let's go get it.

No way.

She keeps any toy that lands

On her property.

And doesn't give it back.

That toy is gone.

Forever.

Ms. Mucus?

Nah.

What would she want with toys?

I'm sure she just holds on to

Them so she can fix or clean

Them for us.

I guess we'll just have to be

Patient until she returns them.

Well, I don't think clam's

Gonna wait.

[Gasps]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

Camp...

Kidney...

[Growls]

Plane!

Toys!

Clam?

Clam?

Where are you?!

Do you see him, raj?

Raj?

Where are you?!

Lazlo, shh!

Quiet!

Oh, hey, raj.

Why are you hiding in that

Poison ivy?

I'm hiding because I am

Afraid of this--

Aagh!

Ooh!

Whoo!

Aagh!

As I was saying--

Ms. Mucus?!

Hello!

Have you seen clam?

You in there, ms. Mucus?

Bean scouts.

Ms. Mucus, ms. Mucus,

Ms. Mucus, ms. Mucus, ms. Mucus,

Ms. Mu--

Oh.

Hi, ms. Mucus.

Have you seen our buddy clam?

He was looking for his--

Oh!

She must not have heard us

Over that chainsaw.

If clam's in there looking for

His plane, she really needs to

Be aware of that.

I mean, that's some pretty heavy

Machinery she's operating there.

Come on, let's check the window.

Let's check your sanity

Instead.

Bike!

Drums!

Doll!

Hugs!

Hugs!

I love you!

I love you, too!

Clam?!

[Gasps]

There he is!

Look at all those toys.

Wow!

Lazlo!

It is true--

About mucus and everyone's toys.

It is true.

[Shudders]

Then it is much worse than we

Thought.

Much, much worse.

That's a lot of toys for her to

Clean and fix.

It'll be awhile before we get

Those back.

Clam?!

Clam, clam, clam!

Clam?!

Hello, clam!

Can you hear me?!

Huh?

Run for your life!

I am serious!

She has a chainsaw!

[Humming]

She's left.

Hurry.

We can run in there quickly,

Get clam, and go.

Well, I guess we can clean

And fix clam's plane ourselves.

[Panting]

Mmm!

Those smell nice.

What a nice la--

Clam, are you in here?

Clam.

Raj!

Oh, thank goodness you are

All right.

We've been calling for you.

Lazlo!

Hey, clam.

Grab your plane and let's go

Before that mean beast comes

Back.

Hey, clam, look!

Our ping-pong table.

Best out of 5.

Ok.

Boy, the guys will be so

Happy to find out where their

Toys are.

We must get out of here

Before that beast gets back--

Ay-ay-ay!

What are you bottom-feeders

Doing in my trailer?

Oh, hi, ms. Mucus.

We were just retrieving our

Airplane that wandered into your

Trailer.

Plane!

No need to clean and

Fix this toy.

We're helping you out.

But as soon as you're done with

Those other toys, I'm sure the

Guys will love to get them back.

No one is getting anything

Back.

Excuse me?

Any toy that wanders into my

Airspace becomes my property.

And no one leaves this trailer

With my property!

See, lazlo?

It is true.

She's the prison warden

Of lost toys.

Meanie!

Now, give me that plane back,

Little yellow thing, 'cause it's

Mine.

My plane!

Aagh!

Run away with plane!

My plane, my plane, my plane!

Come back here, you toy

Thieves!

My plane, my plane, my plane,

My plane, my plane!

My plane!

Now I've got you!

Men, we're not giving up just

Yet.

Man your toys.

Give me my plane.

Come on.

Attack!

Oh!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

What are you gonna do,

Teddy-bear me to death?

Ha ha ha ha.

Oof!

Oh!

Oof!

Ow!

Gob-blasting action!

Toilet plunger archery

Action!

Ow!

Oh.

Ow!

Hose action!

[Gurgling]

[Moaning]

Quick!

Run to the door!

Oh!

Where do you think you're going,

Toy thief?

Clam!

My plane, my plane, my plane!

[Straining]

Aagh!

The legend of the deadly bean

Scout socks!

The deadly what?

You know...

Everyone in the pimpleback

Mountain knows bean scout socks

Can k*ll!

It's true.

[Laughter]

That's not true.

That's just a leg--

What the monkey's really

Saying is step away from the

Door.

We are walking outta here with

The plane or the nostrils get

It!

No!

No, no, no!

Back!

No, no!

I beg of you,

Oh!

What's happening?

Raj?

I may be mistaken,

But I believe we are barreling

Downhill uncontrollably in a

Runaway trailer.

[Growls]

With an insane warthog!

Give me back my plane!

No!

Back!

I'll--i'll--

I'll tube sock you.

Whoa!

Back, you savage beast!

Back I say!

Back.

Sock in the face!

Sock in the face!

Aagh!

[Screams]

[Growling]

Give me back my plane!

Cleaned and fixed.

Here you go.

That's more like it.

Clam, your plane?!

How could you?

Remote control.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Hey!

[Grunting]

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Fun plane!

Fun plane!

Oh!

Oof!

Uh-oh.

Guys!

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

Somebody help me!

Here!

Grab my sock.

No!

You'll never get me with your

Deadly stench!

[Grunting]

My toys!

It's raing toys.

Our toys!

[Cheering]

Oh, my goodness!

Real toys!

I feel so blessed.

And when I am sleepy,

Mommy puts me down for a nappy.

Look!

It's my volleyball!

Ow!

Aw, who needs you anyway?

I hate toys.

Veronica?!

Toys!

Yay!

Toys for kidney campers!

Yay!

[Grumbling]

Meddling, no good,

Stupid toys...

So, mom and pop,

We got all our toys back at

Camp kidney again.

Everything's pretty much back to

Normal.

Checkmate.

Well, almost everything.

Hello?

Vicky's towing service?

Can you haul trailers?

Think.


Crayons.

Think.


Socks.

Think.

Phhbbltphtt!