03x04 - Where's Clam?/Bowling for Dinosaurs

[bunniefuu]

[Reveille plays]

Attention, campers,

Attention, campers--

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

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There are 3 basic rules to

Remember when collecting

Firewood.

The first rule is to make sure

You're collecting firewood.

The second rule is to never

Touch any plants with red

Leaves, 'cause that's poison

Oak.

[Groaning]

And lastly, everyone must

Carry their fair share.

Fair share!

Wow, clam!

Where's your pile, raj?

There it is.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Good one, raj!

Clam, can you help raj collect

His fair share?

Ok.

See you guys back at camp.

I think the red ones taste

The best.

Fair share.

[Grunting]

Oh.

This wood is hurting me.

Oh, it is so heavy.

Oh.

I think my fingers are getting

A callous.

Aagh!

Clam help raj.

You would?

Can you carry this piece?

Ok.

Oh, thanks, little buddy.

How about this piece?

Ok.

How about this piece,

And this, and that, and this

Piece, and this, and those?

Ok.

There.

Thank you, little buddy.

Thank you.

Firewood collecting is my new

Favorite activity.

Favorite.

Um, clam?

Ok.

Do you mind?

No.

Oh.

♪ La la la la la la la

La la la la ♪

[Straining]

♪ La la la la la

La la la la ♪

[Straining]

♪ La la la la la

La la la loo ♪

Phew!

Carrying firewood sure is hard

Work.

[Gargling]

Ah!

I'm sorry.

Did you want some, clam?

Clam?!

Buddy?

Clam?

Clam?!

Clam?!

Clam?!

Oof!

Oh.

Hi, clam.

Clam?

Are you in there?

Hey, little buddy?

You're not clam!

Oh, what have I done?!

I have lost him!

He is gone be--be--

Because I did not carry my fair

Share!

Hi, raj!

You know what the best part of

Collecting firewood is?

Being completely covered in tree

Sap!

Ha ha ha.

[Grunting]

Go ahead, raj.

Stick to something.

Ha ha.

Sticky.

Ok, clam,

Your turn.

Raj, where's clam?

Clam?

He--he's uh...

Oh, you know.

Know what?

He'll be back in one minute.

Ok, where is he?

Who?

Clam.

Oh, him.

Ha ha.

Uh, he's--he's um...

Practicing his boulder tossing.

But I thought he broke his

Boulder.

That was before he fixed it.

Ooh!

All this chitchat is making me

Tired.

I think I'll take a nap.

He fixed his boulder?

Yep.

All fixed up.

As good as new.

That's great!

Let's go watch him practice.

Gee.

That's odd.

I thought you said he fixed his

Boulder.

He must have put it back

Together...

And then broken it again into

Many tiny pieces.

I'm not so sure.

You did see him down here,

Didn't you?

There he is!

Where?!

In the mess hall.

Well, that takes care of that

Mystery.

Come on, raj.

Let's join him for lunch.

I lost my appetite.

[Sawing]

[Straining]

[Panting]

More firewood!

Raj's share.

Raj?!

Uh-oh!

Clam lost raj!

Must find raj.

Rah?!

[Muttering]

Hey, raj, did you find clam?

I looked all over the mess hall,

But I must have just missed him.

Wait!

He's right here,

Of course!

Clam?

That's not clam.

It's just a cone and a bag of

Chips.

Clam is not a cone and a bag of

Chips, raj.

Ha ha ha.

What are you talking about?

That is obviously clam.

Ha ha.

Hmm.

It doesn't even look like him

When I squint really hard.

Ok, raj.

Where's the real clam?

Wait a minute!

You lost clam in the woods,

Didn't you?

No, I didn't!

I--

Well, where is he?

I, uh--i...

[Bird screeching]

Uh...

Uh...

Clam turned invisible.

Aagh!

Ok...

So, clam is invisible?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That...

Is...

Amazing!

Raj, why didn't you tell me

Sooner?!

I don't know.

I guess I thought you wouldn't

Believe me.

Oh, I believe you.

Wow!

Invisibility.

That's gotta be the best

Ability.

You know, that and flying.

Hey!

Can clam fly, too?

Um...

Sure.

Why not?

Wait!

So, you can see clam flying?

Ha.

Of course not.

He's invisible, remember?

Oh, yeah.

Well, then how can you tell?

Um, i...

I can smell him.

He's standing right next to you.

Wow!

Hey, clam.

I didn't know you were there.

See, raj?

Doesn't it feel good to tell the

Truth?

I mean, the truthfully honest

Truth.

In my honest opinion, nothing

Beats it.

Here.

Take a picture of me and clam

Before clam's invisibility wears

Off.

We have to document this.

Oh.

Raj?!

Raj?!

[Panting]

Raj?!

[Panting]

Almost.

[Grunting]

I got you.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to play tag with

Clam, but he won't stop flying.

Clam's flying?

Where?!

I don't see anything.

Oh, yeah.

Because he's invisible.

Ooh!

Who sold you that crock?

It's no crock, edward.

You can even ask raj.

Hey, everyone, look at clam.

He's flying, and he's invisible.

Just ask raj!

Highly improbable.

Totally illogical.

The only thing invisible in

This camp is lazlo's brain.

[Laughter]

Make fun all you want,

Edward, but clam is invisible.

No, he's not!

Raj is lying to you.

Hey!

There's two things that will

Always be true of raj:

Number one, he is not a liar;

And two, his trunk is sensitive

Enough to smell an invisible

Flying albino pigmy rhino.

[Laughter]

Lazlo?

Yeah, raj?

I...

I...

I'm going to go back to the

Cabin.

Have a good time with clam.

Dear lazlo.

It is true I lost clam.

I am a disgrace to camp kidney.

I am going into the woods

To live in shame.

Your friend of bad quality,

Raj.

[Crash]

Huh?!

Oh.

Probably just my imagination.

[Crash]

Be calm, raj.

Just ignore whatever is back

There and it will leave you

Alone.

[Crash]

Aagh!

[Panting]

I promise I will never lie

Again!

I only wanted to live in shame!

Aagh!

[Grunts]

[Stammering]

[Screaming]

Raj!

Clam?!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, you're all right!

I am so, so sorry I lost you,

Little buddy.

It's ok.

No, no.

It is not.

From now on, I promise I will

Carry my fair share.

Fair share.

Fair share.

And I'll take that piece, too,

If you want.

Thanks, raj.

Clam, what is that?

Log car!

Want a ride?

Sure!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Hey, raj, you just missed the

Best game of hide and seek.

Clam was unstoppable!

Raj?

I must have just missed him.

Well, I better leave him a note

In case he comes back.

Dear raj,

I am writing you a note.

Hey!

What happened to "dear raj"?

Maybe this ink's expired or

Something.

[Gasps]

Invisible ink!

This must be how clam turned

Invisible.

And I couldn't find raj 'cause

He's invisible, too!

And maybe lazlo can be

Invisible.

Whoa!

Whoo!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Log car's too fast!

Lazlo!

Look who I found!

Raj!

There you are!

Nice log car.

Thanks.

It's clam's.

Anyways, I know that my note

Said I went into the woods

For good, but I'm back!

Clam is safe,

And I am sorry.

I'll never ever lie to you...

Lazlo?

Where are you?

Over here!

Where?!

Here!

What note are you talking about?

You didn't get my note?

Do you mean that piece of

Paper next to that bottle of

Invisible ink that you guys have

Been hiding from me?!

Ha ha!

What a great gag!

Invisible ink?

Can I go for a ride, too?

Um...

Sure.

Ha ha ha.

[Grunting]

Excuse me.

Coming through.

Oh.

Sorry.

Come on, clam.

Step on it!

Invisible!

Whoo-hoo!

Ooh!

Yay!

Aagh!

Slinkman!

[



Aah.

[Goat bleats]

[Grunts]

[Cow moos]

[Grunts]

Aagh!

Grrr!

[Grunting]

]

[Reveille plays]

Attention, campers,

Attention, campers--

It's time for "camp lazlo!"

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

Well, campers,

Everyone looks really excited to

Earn their digging badge.

What do we have to do?

Well...

Dig.

Why would we want to do that?

Digging's really fun.

Just ask him.

Uh...

It pays the bills.

So, what do you say, guys?

Digging?!

Oh, come on!

Everyone likes to dig,

Don't they?

You find all sorts of things

When you dig.

You find...

Dirt and dinosaur bones and...

Dinosaur bones!

[Gasps]

Yay!

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Clamoring]

Out of my way, loafers.

I'm finding me some bones!

That's it, boys.

Dig away.

And remember, the dinosaur bones

Are only in the roped-off area.

Whoo!

I have already found something!

It is a dinosaur eyeball.

That's just a bottle cap.

I did not know dinosaurs

Drank soda.

I think I hit a bone!

Dinosaur bones are as hard as

Rocks.

Oof!

I think I hit a bone, too.

Ooh.

I found a tooth.

Whoo!

Just look at them,

Working so hard moving that

Dirt...

Or should I say...

Digging the foundation for my

Bowling alley!

Ha ha ha.

That's right, mr. First place

Trophy, you've been living the

Single life for too long.

[Groaning]

[Grunting]

All right!

That's enough!

I'm going to bed!

Me, too.

[Snoring]

Good idea, guys.

We're gonna need rest to pull up

All those dinosaur bones

Tomorrow morning.

[Rooster crows]

Good morning, dinosaur bones!

[Cheering]

What is that?

It looks like someone put a

Bowling alley on top of our

Digging area.

No, not that.

That.

This, my little campers, is a

Bowling jersey.

What does bowling have to do

With dinosaur bones?

Nothing, you fool.

We've been hoodwinked.

Isn't it obvious?

Lumpus tricked us into clearing

A space for his bowling alley.

Oh, edward!

Ha ha ha!

Remind me to give you your

Detective skills badge.

Aagh!

I don't even like bowling!

What a disappointment.

I thought there was something

Fishy going on.

But what about the dinosaur

Bones?

There are no bones,

You bonehead!

That's odd.

Well, I guess that leaves more

For us.

I think I'm late for my yoga

Lesson, lazlo.

Yoga!

Oh, well.

I'll save them some.

[Humming]

Ooh!

Ha ha ha ha.

Ah!

Oh, it's trophy time.

Ah!

[Screams]

[Panting]

Where did this speck of dirt

Come from?!

Aagh!

What are you doing?!

Digging for dinosaur bones.

We already covered this!

There are no dinosaur bones.

I lied so you'd dig me a spot

For my bowling alley!

Aw!

You're just saying that to make

Me feel better 'cause I haven't

Found any dinosaur bones yet.

You're too kind,

Scoutmaster lumpus.

Can I see that shovel for a

Second?

Sure.

Oops.

Do I smell a strike?

♪ I'll be digging up

The dino bones

All day long ♪

I think there's something

Archeological in this rock.

[Screaming]

Guess you were wrong.

Ok, pins,

Bring it!

Ooh, yeah!

I'm mamma-jamma!

Ok, algonquin,

You're one strike away from a

Perfect game.

Focus.

Strike!

Perfect game!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Perfect game!

[Grunting]

♪ Can you feel it?

Can you feel it?

Can you feel it? ♪

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[Jackhammer]

Oh, hi there, scoutmaster

Lumpus.

Oops!

I mean, gutter ball.

See ya, scoutmaster lumpus.

Happy bowling.

[Growling]

[Muttering]

"Don't worry, scoutmaster

Lumpus.

I'll find a dinosaur."

[Screaming]

I work hard.

I eat my vegetables.

And what do I have to show for

It?

A monkey with a digging

Addiction.

[Sobs]

Ok.

Ok.

There's only one thing that can

Put a stop to this.

A good old-fashion dose of

Yelling.

Lazlo!

Come on, guys.

I'm trying to work.

I could have sworn someone just

Yelled at me.

Oh, well.

Hey, lumpy,

Come here.

Huh?

Hey.

If lazlo finds a bone,

He'll stop digging.

What?

Really?

Here.

You can use my toe.

I don't need it.

Ha ha ha.

Toe?

But that's a...

Bone?

Maybe he will stop digging if he

Finds what he's looking for.

Hey.

I think that t-rex hallucination

Was onto something.

Good morning, lazlo.

Found any fossils today?

No, not yet.

But I have a good feeling about

This spot.

Speaking of feelings,

I have a feeling about that spot

Over there.

See it?

Huh.

I didn't know that was there.

I have a feeling that if you

Dig over there, you'll find a

Dinosaur bone in...

Oh, two or 3 shovels worth of

Dirt.

I'll dig over there

Once I'm done with this spot.

Yeah--well--

What are you doing?

Huh?

Hey, I wasn't finished yet.

There.

Now, start digging.

Well, all right.

[Chuckling]

Oh, nothing.

Wait, what?!

No bones here.

False advertisement, I guess.

Get out of my way!

[Grunting]

Why isn't it here?

I don't think anything is

Down there, scoutmaster lumpus.

It's gotta be around here

Somewhere.

Give me that!

[Grunting]

Wow!

I wish I was that excited about

Paleontology.

Or am i?

[Panting]

I quit.

No sport is worth this...

This t*rture!

[Groans]

Hey!

Look what I found!

[Groans]

Eh?!

Eh?!

You found a dinosaur bone?

I found a dinosaur bone!

Hurray!

Whoo!

Everyone, look!

I found one!

I found one!

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha!

It worked.

It worked!

It worked!

Ah!

I hope you're hungry, pins,

'Cause you're about to get a

Mouthful of bowling ball.

[Air horn toots]

This way, guys!

I found it over here!

All right, all right.

You heard him.

Let's go!

Move it, move it, move it!

We're excavating the whole camp.

I want all the bones in this

Camp by dinnertime.

[Toot toot]

No!

Stop, stop!

It was all a fake!

There are no dinosaur bones!

This thing's blocking the

Dinosaur bones.

Get it out of here!

Go, go!

No!

Not my bowling alley!

Hey, everyone!

Clam found something!

Something big.

Well?

What is it?

It's heavy.

Need help.

Come on, everyone.

Let's help clam.

Pull!

[Grunting]

Phew!

I say!

It was quite hot down there.

Aagh!

Aagh!

Oh, my goodness!

Bean scouts!

Aagh!

Whoa!

Oh, oh!

Aagh!

Oof!

Strike.

Perfect game.



Aah.

[Goat bleats]

[Grunts]

[Cow moos]

[Grunts]

Aagh!

Grrr!

[Grunting]