03x06 - Sweet Dream Baby/Dirt Nappers

[bunniefuu]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts who

Made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio went

To camp

And turned it upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o

Yodel-le-eee ♪

Slinkman!

Slinkman, I need you!

[Whistling]

Ahh.

[Sheep bleats]

Slinkman, what is taking you

So--

Uh, sir, that's not an

Intercom.

It's not?

No, sir.

What is it?

Uh, the framed picture I

Gave you for your birthday, sir.

Oh, yes.

Well, uh, never mind that,

Slinkman.

I've got more important matters.

I need you to hold my calls for

The rest of the day.

The all-important grand legume

Council pancake breakfast is

First thing tomorrow morning,

So I need all the preparation

Time I can get since i, brother

Lilytoes, am the keynote

Speaker, an honor I wear--uh,

Slinkman, could you do a little

Zipperoo there?

You caught a hair.

Sorry, sir.

Ok, fellow krazee chemists,

Goggles on!

Goggles on!

Hold onto your hats.

This could get messy.

[expl*si*n]

Aah!

Eh?

Well, that was disappointing.

Perhaps this chemistry set

Is not as krazee as the box

Claims.

Not insane.

Maybe I wasn't mixing the

Krazee-est chemicals in the the

Krazee-est way.

Precisely, fellow krazee

Chemist.

Where are the krazee chemicals?

Krazee!

Clam, no!

Krazee chemicals!

Yaah!

Yaah!

Yaah!

Insane!

Well, that was krazee.

No problem.

What goes up must come down.

I don't think jelly cabin's

Coming back, boys.

Homeless.

[Knock on door]

Mysterious knocking at this

Hour?

Bean scouts at this hour?

Jelly cabin is gone,

Slinkman.

Gone?

At this hour?

Where did it go?

Heaven.

Heaven?

But it was so young.

Well, let's see here.

Cabinless scouts.

Here it is.

According to "the bean scout

Handbook," "scouts suddenly

Finding themselves without a

Cabin are required to stay

Within 10 feet of"--

[Snoring]

Huh?

Who's there.

Sorry to disturb you, sir,

But we have 3 cabinless scouts.

Yeah? So what?

So according to "the scout

Handbook," they're required to

Stay within 10 feet of their

Scoutmaster.

Slumber party with lumpus!

♪ Slumber party with lumpus

Slumber party with lumpus ♪

Slinkman, I appoint you

Temporary scoutmaster!

Nice try, sir.

Wait. Slinkman, slinkman!

Oh, I'll get that slug.

That slimy thing.

What game should we play

First, scoutmaster lumpus?

The only game we're gonna

Play is go to bed now!

We are not familiar with

That one.

Oh, it's really quite simple.

Basically, you 3 go to bed now!

I have a very important speech

Tomorrow for the legume pancake

Breakfast, and I need my sleep.

Now, go to bed!

Good night, scoutmaster

Lumpus.

Good night.

Good night, clam.

Good night, lazlo.

Good night, raj.

Good night, clam.

Good night, lazlo.

Good night, raj.

Sleep tight, clam.

Sleep tight, lazlo.

Sleep tight, raj.

Sleep tight, clam.

Sleep tight, lazlo.

Sleep tight, raj.

[Snoring]

Don't let the bed bugs bite,

Clam.

Bed bugs--

Enough already!

The bed bugs will not bite.

You're not even in beds.

You're in bags, bags!

Now, go to bed!

Don't you mean "go to bag"?

Aigh!

[Muttering]

Good night, scoutmaster

Lumpus!

Ha!

Most important speech of my...

[Muttering]

[Snoring]

[Door creaks]

Now what?

I need a glass of water.

Can't you just swallow your

Own saliva?

Don't worry, scoutmaster.

I'll be quiet.

[Pans clattering]

Scoutmaster lumpus?

Yes?

Where do you keep your water

Glasses?

Above the toaster.

Oh.

[Glass breaks]

Scoutmaster lumpus?

What?

Where do you keep your

Dustpan and dust brush?

Hall closet.

Oh.

Ok. Everybody got everything

They need?

Yes, scoutmaster lumpus.

Everybody say their

Nighty-nights?

Yes, scoutmaster lumpus.

Good.

Now, go to bed!

Kids. Think they're darned near

Trying to drive me crazy and

Ruin my career.

That's what they're trying to

Do.

[Muttering]

[Clock ticking]

I can't sleep!

Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!

I can't sleep!

Oh, I can't believe it.

Tomorrow is the biggest speech

Of my life, and I can't sleep.

We can help you fall asleep.

[Man yodeling]

Good work, raj.

How is that brazilian deep

Sleep tea, scoutmaster lumpus?

Ooh.

Very soothing.

Let's hear those ocean

Sounds, clam.

[Imitates fog horn]

[Imitates dolphin chattering]

Well?

Well what?

Did you think suckering me with

Some new agey sleep hocus-pocus

Was gonna--

[Snoring]

Good night, scoutmaster

Lumpus.

[Ring]

[Reveille playing]

Rise and shine!

Up and at 'em.

[Mutters]

Scoutmaster lumpus?

[Mutters]

He must be very tired.

Or dead.

Maybe his alarm wasn't loud

Enough.

[Ticking]

[Ringing]

If that didn't wake him,

Nothing will.

The legumes have arrived,

Sir.

Plan "b"!

We'll need some fashion

Magazines, some ice cream

Sticks, a pair of scissors,

Some fishing line.

This is the biggest legume

Pancake breakfast I've ever

Seen.

The grand legume himself is

Here.

The grand legume, the grand

Legume!

He's lost weight.

These pancakes are terrible.

We didn't come for the

Pancakes.

We came for the speech.

Without the annual pancake

Breakfast speech, the legumes

Would have no reason to exist.

Amen.

So true, so true.

Speaking of which, where's

The speaker?

Here I am.

Brother lilytoes, don't you

Want some pancakes first?

Sit with us, brother lilytoes.

Yes. Sit with us.

Brother legumes, our

Esteemed brother lilytoes will

Now deliver the legume pancake

Breakfast annual keynote

Address.

[Applause]

[Mutters]

[Cheering]

Ohh!

Niedermeyer!

[Pbbt]

[Muttering]

[Sputtering and snorting]

[Brrrp]

[Feedback]

[Snoring]

Oh, hey! Niedermeyer!

Bravo!

Oh, why, thank you.

You're too kind.

Aah!

Slinkman, what happened?

You slept through your

Pancake speech, sir.

No!

Noooo!

Come back!

I want a do-over!

I was just warming up!

Ohh!

Yaah!

Great speech, scoutmaster

Lumpus.

Eloquent.

You monsters will never

Sleep anywhere near me again!

Brother lilytoes, you've

Impressed the grand legume!

He wants you to deliver the

Lecture at tomorrow morning's

Grand legume bagel baloo.

What?!

But i--

See you bright and early.

Hey, you guys wouldn't be

Interested in another little

Slumber party now, would you?

Look!

Jelly cabin is back!

Jelly cabin!

Yay!

Upside-down jelly cabin!

Guys?

Uh, bunkmates?

[Alarm clock ringing]

Those pancakes get worse every

Year.

Good night, clam.

Good night, lazlo.

Good night, raj.

Good night, clam.

Good night, lazlo.

Good night, raj.

Sleep tight, clam.

Sleep tight, lazlo.

Sleep tight, raj.

Sleep tight, clam.

Sleep tight, lazlo.

Sleep tight, raj.

[Snoring]

Don't let the bed bugs bite,

Clam.

Bed bugs--

Enough already!


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Attention campers, attention campers.

It's time for Camp Lazlo.

There were discounts who made a friend

and Lazlo was his name. Oh,

L-A-Z-L-O

L-A-Z-L-O L-A-Z-L-O

And Lazlo was his primer. And then that

trio went to camp and turned it

upside down. L-A-Z-L-O

L-A-Z-L-O L-A-Z-L-O

Hey, Samson. We're going swimming. Do

you want to come?Sorry,

fellas. I have to stay here and open my

birthday present from my mom. All right.

Have fun. I wonder what he asked

for. Probably a feather duster.

Feather duster?I

asked for that last year. This year, I

asked for a... A

vacuum cleaner!

Ohh

So many attachments. So

little time.

Three pieces of dirt?Well, at

least it's out of the cabin.

Well, it took all day, but the camp is

finally clean.

AhClean as,

uh.. whistle. Uh..

gee. Hey, Samson,

what happened to our camp?

Where's all the dirt?Oh, uh,

morning, Edward. Uh..

that is a good question.

Hmm, what a mystery.

It's... Pretty clean though, so, you

know, that's kind of awesome. Well, who

needs dirt anyway?I say we embrace our

new Baron Moon-like landscape.

What are we gonna do now?

I say we do what we normally do. We

play.

Yeah, play, play

You're out.

Next.

Whoever took our dirt is an evil

monster. Oh, this is

terrible. What should I do?

Tell the truth, Samson. You'll feel

better. No, don't! They'll all hate

you! I... um, what's wrong?The

shoulder is so dirty. Here, use my

scrub rag. Thanks!

Edward! Edward! Something

horrible has happened.

Horrible! What?Our

flights... they... they.. They

what?They... blast us.

SeeUh, Skip, what's that spot on your

shoulder?It's... What is it,

Lazlo?It's a clean spot.

That's why the flies left. We're

becoming... clean!

What's happening to them, Lazlo?I don't

know. I know. I had a feeling these

guys would have a problem, so I did a

little research in my book with the

little red cross thingy on it. and found

this. Dung beetles with

dirt. Yeah?So?

Well, yes. Then I found

this. Dung beetles without

dirt. They grow pajamas?

No, you civilian. They fall

asleep, go dormant, snooze city. For

how long?About 100 years. What?Yeah.

So change their sheets every decade or

so. Goodbye. Well?

Sleep tight, fellas. See you next

century. Noooooooo!

I know where the dirt is! Follow me!

Wait a minute, guinea pig. How

do you know where the dirt is?

Follow me!

It's gone?Somebody must have stolen it!

Would you mind telling us how our dirt

ended up in a garbage can?

I tidied up a little.

Samson, if we don't get that dirt back,

Chip and Skip are headed for the big

sleep. Mama, read us another

bedtime story.

Wait. A scrunchie. A

Squirrel Scout. And a trail of dirt.

But what would the Squirrel Scouts want

with our dirt?More dirt, anyone?

Don't mind if we do. This is the

best mud bath ever. I can't believe

those Jean Scouts just threw it all away.

What in the world?What is

that?Looks like a hideout for fugitives

to me. Whatever it is, our dirt is

inside, and we need to get it out.

Raj, you and Clamp stay here and try and

keep Chip and Skip awake. Aye, aye Awake.

Hello?Who is it?

Patsy?Oh, hi, Laszlo. Like our

new spa?Spa?Aw,

nerds. They're using our dirt for

mud treatments. Yeah, and you're

interrupting our solitude, so get lost.

Well, we were wondering if you've seen--

Tell us back our dirt, you

soil thieves! You threw it away.

Finders keepers. Patsy, if

we don't get our dirt back, Chip and Skip

will fall asleep for a hundred years.

Muaj and Clam are barely keeping them

awake. Again!

Again!Dung beetles?Big

snooze?Our dirt?Um,

we need to confer on this.

Well, it's unanimous. YeahWe don't

care! See ya! Why, you open

up! Give us our dirtbag! We're gonna

need to use our brains on this. Thief.

I'll get it. Hello. We're the

spa inspectors. We've come to

inspect your dirt. Hey, that was

my line. Look at the scrap. Ouch!

I'm a poor little tree who has lost its

soil. Ohh This is so stupid! Why

do I have to be the tree?

Guten Tag. The

monkey dances for the dirt.

This is ridiculous!We'll never get our

dirt back this way. You're right. Maybe

we should just drop the shenanigans and

settle this like grown-ups.

Um, can we have our dirt back, please?No!

It's no use. The dungs are

goners. We can't keep them awake much

longer.

Evil monsters, disgusting and

horrible miserable jerk!

Hey, girl! You're not getting your

dirt back. Well, we don't want it

back. Now that it's been stuck to

your ugly faces!

What did you say?You heard

me! Ugly! You Squirrel

Scouts are the ugliest cre--

I got some! I got some! Your face

is, uh, look like a sour pot-bellied

sal on sour pot-bellied sal's an

ugly day!

Good shot! Hey, I know what he's doing.

Hey, squirrels, good thing you've got

dirt up your nose. Big boogers can

only improve your looks.

Hello! Aiyo!

Preach! Animals!

Ugly animals!

It's all I says, Eddie, you gots to come

and check out our new neighborhood. It's

mostly a housefly, you know, not much

horsefly element, you know. Hey!

Our wives!We're running out of a*mo,

and they still have a lot of dirt left.

Cover me, boys. I'm going in.

Careful, Samson. Hey, ladies,

you know what I think?

I think.. Careful, Samson.

You've got poor fashion

sense!

Stand back! She's gonna play!

You did it, Sampson. You should go

first. Thanks, Lazlo.

Well, camp kidney is dirty

again. Yep.

Pretty dirty. She sure

is. Sampson, you're not gonna try

anything funny again, are you?Of course

not. Why would you say a

thing like that?Goodnight,

Clam. Goodnight, Lazlo. Goodnight,

Raj. Goodnight, Clam. Goodnight,

Lazlo. Goodnight, Raj.

Sleep tight, Clam. Sleep tight, Lazlo.

Sleep tight, Raj. Sleep tight, Clam.

Sleep tight, Laszlo. Sleep tight, Raj.

Don't

let the bedbugs bite, Clam. Bedbugs!

Enough already!